When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

Lin Shiqing was so excited that she couldn't fall asleep.

"Xiao Tian, ​​let's chat."

Lin Shiqing said.

Ye Xiaotian asked: "Mom, have you ever been coaxed to sleep by artificial intelligence?"

Lin Shiqing shook her head.

Ye Xiaotian then asked: "Then do you want to try?"

Try and die.

Lin Shiqing nodded.

Ye Xiaotian picked up the sweeping robot, handed it to Lin Shiqing, and said:

"Let little A spend a wonderful night with you!"

Lin Shiqing said in surprise, "You let this irascible loli coax me to sleep? Are you sure you're not joking?"

Little A said aggrievedly: "I'm not a grumpy loli, I'm a little machine who tries hard to beat cats and is not clingy."

Ye Xiaotian assisted: "Mom, just let it try!"

Lin Shiqing nodded, hugged the robot vacuum cleaner, and went back to the room.

Lie down.

Lin Shiqing said: "Little A, tell me a bedtime story and put me to sleep!"

Little A said: "Let's talk about wool, I'm so old, my face is wrinkled, and I still have a bedtime story, do you want a slap before going to bed? Go count the sheep by yourself, I don't have time."

Lin Shiqing:!

This artificial intelligence is wrong.

Why are you attacking personally?

She is obviously a little fairy, so it is impossible for her face to wrinkle.

Lin Shiqing said angrily: "I want to count how many parts you have."

Full of desire to survive, Xiao A hurriedly told the story:
"Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince who fell in love with an old witch. But the princess disagreed, because she also fell in love with the old witch, so she began to obstruct it in every possible way."

"In the end, the princess defeated the prince and lived happily with the old witch."

Lin Shiqing: ( ￣ ω ￣ ) . z Z
Fell asleep.

Little A got upset and said, "Huh? Little fairy? Auntie? Mentally retarded?"

"Fuck, are you ugly 13 asleep? Quickly wake up my mother, I still have a lot of stories to tell!"

Lin Shiqing was still sleeping like a dead pig.

"Dinner is ready. There are boiled fish, braised pork, and sweet and sour pork ribs."

Little A shouted.

Lin Shiqing immediately jumped up and shouted in a daze, "Where are you going to cook?"

"Fuck you, wake up and listen to my old lady telling stories."

Little A said calmly.

Rubbing her eyes, Lin Shiqing scanned the room, her eyes rested on the robot vacuum cleaner, and said angrily:
"You artificial mental retardation, dare to wake up my mother, you deserve to be unable to eat for the rest of your life, my mother will eat braised pork, you can only eat electricity."

Little A also got angry, and retorted: "My mother marries a fairy, you marry an antenna doll, my mother eats lobsters, and you eat lobster shells."

"My mother eats watermelon, you eat watermelon rind, my mother eats spicy strips, you lick plastic bags"

Lin Shiqing was surprised, this artificial mental retardation is really bad enough.

Surprised, even more angry.

Women jio but not hands.

Lin Shiqing yelled, "Eat my old lady with a jio."

Little A said: "Hey!"

After sending his mother away, Ye Xiaotian returned to the room.

Turn on the computer and start browsing the big events on the Internet.

This computer is a toy sent by Long Wei, worth 15 yuan, and it is extremely smooth to use.

After browsing, Ye Xiaotian sneered and said, "This beautiful country is really unrepentant."

At this moment, the sound of the system sounded.

[Detected that the beautiful country sanctioned Huaxia companies, triggering tasks]

[Mission: Help Huaxia companies get out of trouble and cause the beautiful country to suffer heavy losses]

[Accept mission: Reward photon quantum chip technology]

[Complete the task: reward 10 Xueba value]

[Rejection task: Reward 2T learning video, and 250x10 RMB]

Ye Xiaotian said: "Accept the mission."

[Successfully accept the mission and obtain optical quantum chip technology]

Ye Xiaotian secretly gave the system a five-star praise in his heart.

This is really sleepy sending pillows.

Lie on the bed to see off my sister, bah quilt.

Then log in to the account and update a scarf.

Ye Xiaotian is more handsome than V:

I will not authorize the lithium-sulfur battery patent to any beautiful Chinese company.

Beautiful country, do more things in the world!
A word of advice, mouse tail juice.

As soon as it was updated, there were tens of thousands of likes.

Longwei's scarf was liked and forwarded immediately.

Even Renren Daily likes the scarf of a big boss.

Soon, the number of likes reached more than 200 million.

It is firmly in the number one position in the hot search.

#叶小天 advises the beautiful country mouse tail juice
[The fairy let out a rainbow fart, and four colorful words appeared in the sky: Support Ye Shen]
[Those who offend China will be punished even if they are far away]
[The air in Waiguo is fresh and the moon is rounder than in China. I want to fly to the beautiful country. My name is the universe super invincible atomic bomb]
The next morning.

Lin Shiqing walked up and down the hall with a pair of panda eyes.

Ye Xiaotian was taken aback and asked, "Mom, is this your new makeup? You really have personality!"

Lin Shiqing rubbed her eyes, stared hard, and finally saw Ye Xiaotian clearly, and complained:

"That little A is really artificially retarded. He scolded me for hours, and I didn't fall asleep until it ran out of battery at 4 o'clock."

"Ah this."

Ye Xiaotian was a little speechless, and then said: "Mom, go and sleep in the cage! I'll go buy breakfast."

Lin Shiqing nodded, lay down on the sofa, and fell asleep.

Can't you go back to your room and sleep?

Ye Xiaotian shook his head, brought a quilt, covered her body, and then went to the cafeteria to buy breakfast.

Buy 10 barbecued pork buns, mother eats 8, he eats 2, and two cups of soy milk.

As soon as I bought it, I met Cao Huaizhong.

Cao Huaizhong said: "Xiaotian, come to my office later."

Ye Xiaotian nodded, and then returned to the dormitory.

Mom is still sleeping.

And the sleeping position is ugly, entangled in the quilt like an octopus.

Ye Xiaotian didn't dare to get close.

Because most girls with unsightly sleeping positions may practice martial arts while sleeping.

In other words, if you get close, a jio may kick you.

Putting 8 barbecued pork buns and 1 cup of soy milk on the dining table, Ye Xiaotian left the dormitory and headed for Cao Huaizhong's office.

in the office.

Cao Huaizhong was having a lively chat with a middle-aged man.

Ye Xiaotian was at the door, and vaguely heard that Professor Cao was introducing to that person how to make tea from wolfberry to get the maximum medicinal effect.

ummm
He must have misheard.

"Boom boom boom!"

Ye Xiaotian knocked on the door.

Cao Huaizhong stopped, glanced at the door, and said with a smile on his face:

"Xiao Tian, ​​come here quickly."

Next to him, the middle-aged man was a little unsure, but when he saw Ye Xiaotian, his eyes lit up immediately, as if he saw a rare treasure.

Feeling the eyes of the middle-aged man, Ye Xiaotian tightened his chrysanthemum, thinking: "This man doesn't think anything about me, does he?"

Could it be that my handsomeness can not only conquer younger sisters, but also conquer big guys who pick their feet?

It must be so.

Sometimes being too handsome is not a good thing.