When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

Baigong.

The female assistant came in and said respectfully, "The people from Longwei said they want to give us a hammer."

Temepu clapped his hands and said with a smile:
"The hammer is no longer needed, let them keep it, and just send the lithium-sulfur battery technology over."

The female assistant explained: "My lord, the meaning of that sentence is not to really give us a hammer, but to give us nothing."

"The translation probably means, give us a hammer and let us knock our heads off by ourselves. Don't always think so beautifully."

boom!
A slap slapped it down.

His face was full of anger, Temei Pu gritted his teeth, and said coldly: "Listen clearly, the following two orders."

"[-]. Restrict shipments of dragons to the beautiful country."

"Second, restrict the use of products designed and produced by the technology of the beautiful country, mainly chips."

The female assistant wrote it down in a notebook, and then asked, "Are we going to destroy Longwei?"

Te Meipu sneered and said, "If you dare to reject us, you must be prepared to bear our anger."

As soon as the two pieces of news from Baigong were announced.

The world was in an uproar.

Other countries smelled a strong smell of gunpowder.

The beautiful country is going to impose economic sanctions on China.

Not many countries dare to condemn this kind of unreasonable behavior, because the beautiful country is too powerful.

The news also spread back to Huaxia.

It immediately occupied the number one position in the hot search.

#美丽国免费结束龙为手机

Netizens are all angry.

[Joke, what science knows no borders, and no beautiful country has shared its technology, what a double standard dog]
[According to me, Temeipu's wife not only belongs to him, but also belongs to men all over the world. I suggest that he take it out to let us have a good time]
[Dragon for Ollie! ]
Dragon updated a scarf for Guan.fang.

Dragon for mobile phone V:

Be brave and do not be afraid of difficulties (Ollie gives.jpg)

A large number of netizens are cheering for Long Wei.

This scarf quickly occupied the second place in the hot search.

The people above Huaxia realized the seriousness of the matter and immediately held a meeting.

The meeting finally decided to independently research good chips belonging to China.

A project with an investment of 50 billion has kicked off.

Of course, there are also courtesies.

The beautiful country sanctioned China.

China can also sanction the beautiful country.

After a few days of observation, Ye Xiaotian confirmed that besides cursing, swearing and taking advantage of others, Xiao A can also beat cats, and everything else is trash.

"Master, please catch the bad cat down, blah blah!"

Little A came to Ye Xiaotian's feet and said flatteringly.

Ye Xiaotian:
Hey you meow, I punched a meow.

Ye Xiaotian stepped on the robot vacuum with his right foot, then kicked it away.

The cat Xiaomi on the table jumped down and rubbed against Ye Xiaotian's feet, obviously in a good mood.

Ye Xiaotian immediately grabbed it and closed it.

Cat Xiaomi:? ? ?

Ye Xiaotian has no time to pay attention to this pair of live treasures, because he can check his mother's postgraduate entrance examination results later.

In recent days, Lin Shiqing has been very nervous.

In order to relieve tension, she kept watching cartoons, such as "Infested Bear", "Brain Son and Cerebellum Dad" and "Tentenna Dolls".

The most watched one is "Infested Bears".

Don't forget to debit jio.

After detaining jio for a few days, I almost got stuck.

Lin Shiqing said nervously: "Xiaotian, go check your score, I dare not read it."

"Ah."

Ye Xiaotian nodded and opened the website.

Logged in.

Click "Query Score".

English: 90
Max: 80
High number: 88
Fundamentals of Finance: 125
Extra points: 50
Total score: 433
Ye Xiaotian was so surprised that he couldn't speak.

Of the four subjects to be tested, the full marks for English and Marx are both 100, and the remaining two are 150.

The full score is 500 points.

Ye Xiaotian was not surprised by his mother's test scores, but was shocked by the extra points.

Add 50 points?
This is horrible!

Originally, my mother's score was 383, which was not bad, but with the 50 points added, it was terrifying to reach 433 points.

With 433 points in the postgraduate entrance examination, you can choose the schools in China.

Seeing Ye Xiaotian's appearance, Lin Shiqing thought that he had failed the exam, so she sighed and said:
"Xiaotian, you can tell me how much your mother scored. Mom can accept it."

"433 points."

Ye Xiaotian showed her the computer screen.

Then I thought, could it be that the website has a bug.

Otherwise, how could a person like my mother, who has a mediocre IQ, get extra points.

Ye Xiaotian called the customer service and asked:

"Hi, may I ask if there is a bug in the website, otherwise, it is impossible for my mother to get such a score in the test."

The customer service lady comforted: "Little friend, let your mother work hard, you will definitely get a good grade in the exam next time, oh, ask your mother how many points?"

"433 points."

Ye Xiaotian said.

The phone was quiet for 10 seconds, and then the young lady's voice sounded: "So, are you here to show off?"

Good guy, now people show off to the customer service.

Ye Xiaotian asked: "No, I want to ask, is there any extra points for the postgraduate entrance examination? It's like adding 50 points."

The customer service lady said: "There are candidates who can add 50 points, as long as there is someone in the candidate's family who has made great contributions to the country."

"Huaxia will not disappoint every hero."

Ye Xiaotian hung up the phone, looked at his mother bouncing around, and asked curiously:
"Mom, why can you add 50 points?"

Who else is there at home?

He and his mother depended on each other for life.

Lin Shiqing was silent for a moment, then said with a smile: "My mother has made a great contribution to the country by nurturing you, so I get extra points."

Ye Xiaotian suddenly realized.

He didn't believe a single punctuation mark in what his mother said.

Mom can add points, it must be because of him.

He not only proved Zhou's conjecture and won glory for the country, but also developed lithium-sulfur batteries to promote domestic economic development.

The hero must be Ye Xiaotian!

Ye Xiaotian was so happy to congratulate his mother.

Now, my mother is a sure thing about going to Qingbei University.

Lin Shiqing hugged Ye Xiaotian and said happily:
"Great, mom can study at the same school as you."

"Sure enough, I am a genius girl who is rare in a hundred years. I will even be admitted to Qingbei University."

Ye Xiaotian said calmly: "Tsingbei University, if you want to pass the exam, don't you just have to do it? Mom, don't be happy, let me down."

For Ye Xiaotian, it is enough to have hands.

For Lin Shiqing, three heads and six arms are not enough, and smoke from the ancestral grave is not enough, unless it is on fire.

Ye Xiaotian secretly thought: "Maybe my ancestral grave has already caught fire."

Sitting up in shock while dying, the clown is actually me?
Lin Shiqing put down Ye Xiaotian, snorted and said, "You're dead, mom doesn't want to hug you anymore!"