Siheyuan: promoted to director, sub-district office to send wife

Yi Zhonghai swallowed, pretending to be indifferent, "It's alright, silly, you go back to sleep quickly, I'm just not as knowledgeable as the younger generation."

"Pfft, hahahaha——"

I don't know who didn't hold back their laughter, the voice sounded particularly abrupt in the silent night.

Grandpa's words are too funny!

Silly Zhu removed the door from his house and scolded Da Ma again.

But in the end, he had to talk to Silly Zhu hypocritically.

In the courtyard, such a cowardly man is actually allowed to be a master?

Everyone began to doubt their vision!

He Yuzhu went back to the house after the warning and closed the door, leaving the two old beasts still in the yard.

After being stunned for 2 minutes, Da Ma slowly took out the foreign object in her mouth.

Who would have thought that Sha Zhu's eyes were so easy to use? ?

It just fell into the mouth of the big mother, and the crying was directly adjusted to silent mode!

"What is this..."

Holding on to the wall and standing up, the aunt unfolded the foreign object crying, and vomited instantly! !

It should have just been washed, so it's just stiff but not completely frozen.

It was directly rolled into a ball by He Yuzhu, only to find it turned out to be a man's big underpants when he opened it now!
I don't know who's man's, it's a pair of egg pants anyway! !

Yi Zhonghai glanced coldly, then walked away angrily.

"Old Yi, the door needs to be repaired! It's freezing to death in winter, where are you going?"

Seeing the old man walking out without saying a word, the eldest mother hurriedly asked.

"Keep smashing the door!"

The big mother didn't understand and was confused.

The door of the house was chopped off by a silly pillar, and the old man is going to smash the door of others again?

The master of the car repair shop never expected that Yi Zhonghai would visit him again!

He really doesn't want to do this kind of business in the middle of the night! !
It was so terrible that I was woken up by the sound of the door slamming as soon as I fell asleep.

Yi Zhonghai's attitude was even worse than last time, he pointed casually, "These two doors."

Unexpectedly, the price quoted by the master is more expensive than the previous one!

Yi Zhonghai spat out the door with a "bah", "You said the two doors just now are the best, why is this one more expensive?"

I don't know if it was his illusion, but I heard a faint sneer.

The master replied in a flat tone, "You heard wrong, these two are the best."

"Forget it, just take these two."

The cold wind came in, after paying the money.Yi Zhonghai blew his nose, spit on his mouth, rubbed his hands, and walked home with two doors on his shoulders.

I couldn't see the road clearly, so I walked forward in the dark.

The master threw the money into the cloth pocket behind the entrance in disgust, and after closing the door, he muttered to himself, "You are the one who cheated!"

Old thing, knocking on the door in the middle of the night and talking in a bad manner, who is not cheating you?
Yi Zhonghai and his wife started the work of installing the new door on a bitterly cold night...

Ho family.

He Yuzhu yelled twice but didn't respond, and stepped into the space only to find that Song Jiayun had fallen asleep.

Accompanied by the sound of regular breathing, the scattered collars are full of spring, ups and downs...

"See no evil, see no evil. See no evil."

He Yuzhu forcibly recited the heart-cleaning mantra silently three times before he turned his attention to other places.

【Ding! 】

【Friendly Reminder: Commodity exchange is about to expire】

Merchandise exchange?

He Yuzhu thought about it, and suddenly realized, "Did you reward me with a bicycle!"

The system directly ignored his words and gave two options.

【Option 1: Flying Pigeon】

[Option 2: Permanent card]

【Option 3: Modern mountain bike】

Yo!
He Yuzhu's eyes lit up when he heard the final choice.

Mountain bike, handsome enough!
It should be cool to ride out in the 60s!

[Friendly reminder: because the mountain bike is too illegal, the system will not be responsible for indicating the reason]

[Once suspicion arises, the host will resolve it by itself]

...

This is no joke!

Now you need a ticket to buy everything, and bicycles have bicycle tickets.

The sudden appearance of a mountain bike that no one else owns will definitely arouse suspicion, and the street office will immediately search the yard.

"Then what are you talking about, I'll choose Feige."

[Flying Pigeon is a pre-sale product, which has been out of stock recently and is expected to be available in two months]

"Grandma, there are three options in total, you fucking cut two for me!!"

Are you still doing the pre-sale set?
He Yuzhu breathed out a fragrance, and opened his mouth to scold his mother.

If there is an entity in the system, he will definitely kick it twice!
[Received a request from the host to exchange for a permanent bicycle]

[The procedures are complete, the host does not need to worry about others' suspicion]

"When did I mention forever!!!"

The system had already disappeared, and He Yuzhu was forced to accept a bicycle.

He wanted to ask if he could exchange it for something else, but he didn't expect to be able to buy and sell by force?

"Hey, you have the ability to mess around, but you don't have the ability to answer directly!"

[If the host is found maliciously slandering]

[The system will automatically unbind]

[And take back all previous rewards]

[The system is hard-won, please cherish it]

...

He Yuzhu loses his temper...

"All right, all right! You're so lofty, you're amazing! You can throw me a bicycle, but you insist on going through that broken process!!"

"Hmm~"

Song Jiayun, who was disturbed, snorted softly, rubbed her eyes, turned her back to He Yuzhu, and continued to fall asleep.

It seems that this time has not had a good rest.

He Yuzhu's heart softened, and he helped her take out the hands that were under her body, and adjusted her into a comfortable posture.

The nightgown covers the plump and round buttocks, so that the blind man will have a nosebleed when he sees it!

Not to mention reciting the mantra of clearing the heart, it is useless to recite the Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra now!
The front of the clothes was already bleeding like a river, He Yuzhu blocked his nostrils with two fingers, and walked back into the house.

Yi Zhonghai finally pushed the door shut, only to remember that he hadn't picked up the screwdriver he used to fix Sha Zhu's lock ring.

He hurried to He's house and knocked on the door, "Silly Zhu, give me back the screwdriver!"

"Why, don't disturb my sleep."

After opening the door, He Yuzhu raised his head and glanced coldly, "Don't make noise."

"You...you...your face! Blood, blood! There's blood!"

Yi Zhonghai's face was pale, and Sha Zhu's chin and clothes were covered with blood, making him look particularly creepy under the moonlight!
He Yuzhu wiped his nose calmly, "What are you shouting, it's so noisy."

Hey!
The picture became more terrifying.

Yi Zhonghai even forgot the purpose of coming here, and ran home scrambling.

scary!Silly Zhu is really ruthless, too ruthless to himself!

Let alone a screwdriver, even if there is a big ingot on the ground, he dare not pick it up!
"Where's the stuff? Not at his house?"

The first mother squatted at the door with her neck shrunk, still holding the lock in her hand.

"No, don't rely on me anymore."

He took a bench from the room and put it behind the door, while taking off his clothes, Yi Zhonghai described Shazhu's miserable condition,

"Blood was all over his face, he didn't seem to feel it, just wiped it casually, it's too scary!"

Just hearing the description made her shiver, and the first mother agreed, "I guess someone beat him, Da Mao? Let's go to bed quickly and don't provoke him."

Xu Damao, who was asleep, was still arguing with Shazhu in his dream, and would say over and over again, "Sizhu, silly! Silly, silly!"

"Shut up and sleep."

Lou Xiaoe's ears were calloused from the noise, so she randomly found a pair of socks from the bedside and stuffed them into her husband's mouth.

It finally stopped...the courtyard fell into silence.

(The new chapter was posted early, but it was sent back because of a broken car. I am editing and waiting for the results. You can read it tomorrow, sorry!)