Siheyuan: promoted to director, sub-district office to send wife
Chapter 51 The good door was smashed into a window frame
"Come here, silly Zhu, lift the door for me!"
Installing it on the door frame and carrying it back are two different things, Yi Zhonghai has no way to use his strength.
If you hold the door, you can't use a hammer. With the hammer, you don't have extra hands to fix the door.
After a while of operation, the old man was sweating profusely from the heat in the twelfth lunar month.
"Silly Zhu, silly Zhu, you are so fucking cruel! At my age, I will repair the door for you in the middle of the night."
He Yuzhu didn't move for a long time, so the uncle could only find ways to solve it.
The whole person squatted on the ground, clamped his legs against the door, and stretched his upper body forward vigorously.
"It's good for you, stand there and be an uncle!"
"Grandpa, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. If you don't follow Xu Damao to find trouble, can I ask you to change the door for me?"
He Yuzhu yawned, "So you just asked for it, you deserve it!"
Seeing that Shazhu didn't help and was still watching with cold eyes, the old man felt very uncomfortable, and smashed down hard with the hand of the hammer.
There was a "bang" on the halfway door, and Yi Zhonghai was shot in the head!
"Ouch! Are you all right?"
He Yuzhu finally started to react and ran up quickly.
It's almost there!
Yi Zhonghai was overjoyed, and was about to speak, "So you have to help..."
"Oh my new door!"
Perfectly bypassing him, He Yuzhu caressed the door, smacking his lips non-stop,
"Grandpa, you are really not enough to accomplish anything, but more than to fail!"
"You just asked if the door is okay???"
"Yeah, is it possible that I'm still worried about your head?"
He Yuzhu also asked back.
After checking that the door was not damaged, he loosened his hands and returned the weight to Yi Zhonghai.
Being so angry that he vomited blood, the uncle had to hold the door in an aggrieved posture, "Silly Zhu, remember it!"
"Hurry up, the elders are chirping, no wonder they can't have children."
puff--
In a word, Yi Zhonghai was stabbed in the heart again!
Not having a child to take care of the elderly is his sore spot. He already had a headache, but after being ridiculed by Sha Zhu, his whole body went numb!
Song Jiayun in the space seemed to have heard the sound of her heart breaking.
But because I sleep in a Datong shop in the street, I am very mentally exhausted recently.
With a soft nightgown under his pillow, he felt drowsy, and his eyelids became heavier and heavier.
Yi Zhonghai was so tired that he groaned and panted, and finally fixed the two doors!
"Silly Zhu, take a look, don't wait to come back and rely on me again."
He deliberately switched it on and off twice, and checked it with He Yuzhu before Yi Zhonghai left angrily.
When I got home, I got into bed without taking off my clothes. I have to get up early tomorrow morning to go to work, and I didn't even close my eyes!
Working in the workshop is no joke, taking a nap and getting sleepy is a taboo!
As soon as I closed my eyes, I heard a sound of "bang bang bang bang bang" and several people in the courtyard came out to check the situation.
Yan Bugui, who had just sneaked home just now, couldn't hold back his curiosity, and lay down on the arch in the front yard to look at the uncle's house.
"God……"
Yan Bugui was so frightened that his legs became weak, and he tiptoed back.
"He Yuzhu, what are you doing! This is the door of the uncle's house, what are you doing knocking on the door in the middle of the night?"
A neighbor who could talk to He Yuzhu a few words stepped forward and asked.
In the middle of the night, relying only on that smear of moonlight, the scene in front of me was too horrifying!
Holding an ax in his hand, He Yuzhu chopped off the two doors of Yi Zhonghai's house, and threw the cut locks into the hut.
There are only two bare door panels left...
When Yi Zhonghai ran out, he saw the shocking scene, and his voice was almost hoarse, "He Yuzhu!!!!"
He was so exhausted that he changed the door of He's house, but in the end the door of his house was cut off?
What a mess!
"What's the matter, what are you calling?"
He Yuzhu's face was filled with impatience from the noise, he clasped his ears, and explained to the neighbor who had just spoken.
"The uncle said that I have a thick skin, and the stove is so hot that I am afraid of the cold. How thin-skinned he is! Anyway, there is a stove at home, so I am not afraid of the cold at all."
"Stupid, you fart!" Yi Zhonghai was furious.
I can't see the face clearly in the dark, but I can hear the sound of teeth colliding together.
Apart from being cold, it was more because of being pissed off by Shazhu!Gritting teeth!
"This... I suddenly remembered that there are some clothes at home that haven't been washed... You can talk slowly."
The neighbor noticed something was wrong with the atmosphere, so he turned around and left after making excuses.
He Yuzhu smiled.
Doing laundry in the middle of the night, fooling ghosts!
It is obvious that he is not easy to mess with, and he can't offend the uncle, so run away quickly!
"You call me fart, don't you?"
He Yuzhu looked up, Yi Zhonghai's face was covered with black lines.
"Oh, my hand slipped..."
"Damn, I didn't hold it steady..."
"Yo Hoo, cut two and get one free!"
Every sentence is finished, followed by the fall of the axe.
One, two, three!
Was it the door that was cut?no!
It was cut on Yi Zhonghai's heart!
"Okay, I'm a little tired, that's all for today."
There is a huge hole in the middle of the door, the kind that can definitely penetrate people.
Satisfied, He Yuzhu got up and clapped his hands, whistled frivolously, "Master, I'm going back to rest, thank you for your new door, you go to bed early."
puff--
Yi Zhonghai had a painful expression, clutching his chest, leaning against the wall.
you are tired?
You hacked the door of my house, and you still have the nerve to say you're tired!
You let me go to bed early?
I slept with a fucking ball!
Too much deception! !Too much deception! !
Several families peeked out the windows, sweating for the uncle.
The old man has always said one thing in the courtyard, his heart can take it to be spoiled by the silly Zhu tonight!
Yi Zhonghai's fist smashed the window sill with a bang.
The first mother woke up from the cold and got out of bed in a daze to check.
"Did you forget to close the door? Damn! The door is lost!"
"What are you arguing about! The door is not lost, it's on the ground."
It was embarrassing enough, Yi Zhonghai hurriedly stopped the old woman.
The big mom went out and looked at the ground, whoops!
Can it still be called the door?Like a window frame, there is only a piece of glass in the middle!
"What the hell, it froze people to death in the middle of the night!"
The first mother sat on the ground and slapped her thigh and cried, because she was afraid that Yi Zhonghai would dislike her, so she deliberately lowered her voice.
There was a particularly strange movement squeezed from his throat.
"Woo woo woo woo" is worse than a male duck.
"Now I know I'm crying, I slept like a pig just now, why didn't I see you come out to stop me when I knocked down the door!"
Unable to get angry with Shazhu, Yi Zhonghai vented all the anger in his heart to his wife.
The big mother was shot innocently and cried even harder.
Two minutes after He Yuzhu stepped into the house, he was startled by crying and walked out again.
"Grandpa, take care of your family, be careful that I smash your window too!"
While talking, he dragged something from the clothesline and threw it into a ball, "If you dare to cry and howl in the middle of the night, your teeth will be knocked out."
"Let's go back now, can the big man be a little more generous!"
Installing it on the door frame and carrying it back are two different things, Yi Zhonghai has no way to use his strength.
If you hold the door, you can't use a hammer. With the hammer, you don't have extra hands to fix the door.
After a while of operation, the old man was sweating profusely from the heat in the twelfth lunar month.
"Silly Zhu, silly Zhu, you are so fucking cruel! At my age, I will repair the door for you in the middle of the night."
He Yuzhu didn't move for a long time, so the uncle could only find ways to solve it.
The whole person squatted on the ground, clamped his legs against the door, and stretched his upper body forward vigorously.
"It's good for you, stand there and be an uncle!"
"Grandpa, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. If you don't follow Xu Damao to find trouble, can I ask you to change the door for me?"
He Yuzhu yawned, "So you just asked for it, you deserve it!"
Seeing that Shazhu didn't help and was still watching with cold eyes, the old man felt very uncomfortable, and smashed down hard with the hand of the hammer.
There was a "bang" on the halfway door, and Yi Zhonghai was shot in the head!
"Ouch! Are you all right?"
He Yuzhu finally started to react and ran up quickly.
It's almost there!
Yi Zhonghai was overjoyed, and was about to speak, "So you have to help..."
"Oh my new door!"
Perfectly bypassing him, He Yuzhu caressed the door, smacking his lips non-stop,
"Grandpa, you are really not enough to accomplish anything, but more than to fail!"
"You just asked if the door is okay???"
"Yeah, is it possible that I'm still worried about your head?"
He Yuzhu also asked back.
After checking that the door was not damaged, he loosened his hands and returned the weight to Yi Zhonghai.
Being so angry that he vomited blood, the uncle had to hold the door in an aggrieved posture, "Silly Zhu, remember it!"
"Hurry up, the elders are chirping, no wonder they can't have children."
puff--
In a word, Yi Zhonghai was stabbed in the heart again!
Not having a child to take care of the elderly is his sore spot. He already had a headache, but after being ridiculed by Sha Zhu, his whole body went numb!
Song Jiayun in the space seemed to have heard the sound of her heart breaking.
But because I sleep in a Datong shop in the street, I am very mentally exhausted recently.
With a soft nightgown under his pillow, he felt drowsy, and his eyelids became heavier and heavier.
Yi Zhonghai was so tired that he groaned and panted, and finally fixed the two doors!
"Silly Zhu, take a look, don't wait to come back and rely on me again."
He deliberately switched it on and off twice, and checked it with He Yuzhu before Yi Zhonghai left angrily.
When I got home, I got into bed without taking off my clothes. I have to get up early tomorrow morning to go to work, and I didn't even close my eyes!
Working in the workshop is no joke, taking a nap and getting sleepy is a taboo!
As soon as I closed my eyes, I heard a sound of "bang bang bang bang bang" and several people in the courtyard came out to check the situation.
Yan Bugui, who had just sneaked home just now, couldn't hold back his curiosity, and lay down on the arch in the front yard to look at the uncle's house.
"God……"
Yan Bugui was so frightened that his legs became weak, and he tiptoed back.
"He Yuzhu, what are you doing! This is the door of the uncle's house, what are you doing knocking on the door in the middle of the night?"
A neighbor who could talk to He Yuzhu a few words stepped forward and asked.
In the middle of the night, relying only on that smear of moonlight, the scene in front of me was too horrifying!
Holding an ax in his hand, He Yuzhu chopped off the two doors of Yi Zhonghai's house, and threw the cut locks into the hut.
There are only two bare door panels left...
When Yi Zhonghai ran out, he saw the shocking scene, and his voice was almost hoarse, "He Yuzhu!!!!"
He was so exhausted that he changed the door of He's house, but in the end the door of his house was cut off?
What a mess!
"What's the matter, what are you calling?"
He Yuzhu's face was filled with impatience from the noise, he clasped his ears, and explained to the neighbor who had just spoken.
"The uncle said that I have a thick skin, and the stove is so hot that I am afraid of the cold. How thin-skinned he is! Anyway, there is a stove at home, so I am not afraid of the cold at all."
"Stupid, you fart!" Yi Zhonghai was furious.
I can't see the face clearly in the dark, but I can hear the sound of teeth colliding together.
Apart from being cold, it was more because of being pissed off by Shazhu!Gritting teeth!
"This... I suddenly remembered that there are some clothes at home that haven't been washed... You can talk slowly."
The neighbor noticed something was wrong with the atmosphere, so he turned around and left after making excuses.
He Yuzhu smiled.
Doing laundry in the middle of the night, fooling ghosts!
It is obvious that he is not easy to mess with, and he can't offend the uncle, so run away quickly!
"You call me fart, don't you?"
He Yuzhu looked up, Yi Zhonghai's face was covered with black lines.
"Oh, my hand slipped..."
"Damn, I didn't hold it steady..."
"Yo Hoo, cut two and get one free!"
Every sentence is finished, followed by the fall of the axe.
One, two, three!
Was it the door that was cut?no!
It was cut on Yi Zhonghai's heart!
"Okay, I'm a little tired, that's all for today."
There is a huge hole in the middle of the door, the kind that can definitely penetrate people.
Satisfied, He Yuzhu got up and clapped his hands, whistled frivolously, "Master, I'm going back to rest, thank you for your new door, you go to bed early."
puff--
Yi Zhonghai had a painful expression, clutching his chest, leaning against the wall.
you are tired?
You hacked the door of my house, and you still have the nerve to say you're tired!
You let me go to bed early?
I slept with a fucking ball!
Too much deception! !Too much deception! !
Several families peeked out the windows, sweating for the uncle.
The old man has always said one thing in the courtyard, his heart can take it to be spoiled by the silly Zhu tonight!
Yi Zhonghai's fist smashed the window sill with a bang.
The first mother woke up from the cold and got out of bed in a daze to check.
"Did you forget to close the door? Damn! The door is lost!"
"What are you arguing about! The door is not lost, it's on the ground."
It was embarrassing enough, Yi Zhonghai hurriedly stopped the old woman.
The big mom went out and looked at the ground, whoops!
Can it still be called the door?Like a window frame, there is only a piece of glass in the middle!
"What the hell, it froze people to death in the middle of the night!"
The first mother sat on the ground and slapped her thigh and cried, because she was afraid that Yi Zhonghai would dislike her, so she deliberately lowered her voice.
There was a particularly strange movement squeezed from his throat.
"Woo woo woo woo" is worse than a male duck.
"Now I know I'm crying, I slept like a pig just now, why didn't I see you come out to stop me when I knocked down the door!"
Unable to get angry with Shazhu, Yi Zhonghai vented all the anger in his heart to his wife.
The big mother was shot innocently and cried even harder.
Two minutes after He Yuzhu stepped into the house, he was startled by crying and walked out again.
"Grandpa, take care of your family, be careful that I smash your window too!"
While talking, he dragged something from the clothesline and threw it into a ball, "If you dare to cry and howl in the middle of the night, your teeth will be knocked out."
"Let's go back now, can the big man be a little more generous!"
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