Grave Robber: I became a mortician

"Hey! Shi Guanyin, don't worry, you belong to our two brothers. Before we have a good taste of you, our two brothers will not kill you!"

Facing the obscenities of layman Gui and Xiao Wuchang, if it were another woman, she would have been furious and ashamed.

However, Shi Guanyin showed no anger. Instead, he smiled at Gui Layman and Xiao Wuchang with a charming smile and winking eyes.

"Unexpectedly, I have lived for more than 4000 years, and I can still be liked by a man."

Hearing Shi Guanyin's words, Gui Layman and Xiao Wuchang didn't take it seriously. After all, for ordinary people, more than 4000 years old is considered an old witch.

But for practitioners, more than 4000 years is just a short period of life.

"Hey! It's only four thousand years old. I like older people. What do younger people know? The older you are, the more you know."

"The old ghost is right. The one I found yesterday has lived for tens of thousands of years. It's really cool to pat your butt and move by itself immediately!"

Seeing Layman Gui and Xiaowuchang's obscene smiles, Shi Guanyin winked directly at the two of them.

"I used to be the oiran of a brothel, and I know all the postures. Although the two of you are good in strength, you are afraid of other aspects. Even if you two work together, you are not my opponent!"

Ghost Layman and Xiaowuchang, who had been seduced by Shi Guanyin for a long time, were so itchy that they couldn't bear it. Now when they heard Shi Guanyin again, they actually doubted their "true skills".

"Not your opponent? Just kidding, if you talk about other aspects, the two of us brothers dare not talk nonsense, but if you talk about this aspect, then we brothers will join forces, and you will definitely not be able to stand it."

Shi Guanyin chuckled, and said with a charming smile: "Whether it's true or not, we have to actually fight. I'm afraid that when the time comes, you two won't be able to stand it!"

Seeing Shi Guanyin flirting with Ghost Layman and Xiao Wuchang, Bai Jizhen, who was thinking about naming the child, suddenly felt disappointed, and his heart was full of bitterness of broken love: "I thought , she only treats me like this, so she treats all men like this!"

Just when Bai Ji was really disappointed.

Gui Layman and Xiao Wuchang couldn't take it anymore, and the two immediately rushed towards Shi Guanyin together.

As the two rushed towards Shi Guanyin, they had already begun to undress.

"Little girl, you dare to question our brother's strength. I'll let you see what it means for a one-foot long spear to never fall!"

"Yes! The three of us will fight for [-] rounds, and we will have a showdown. The rest of you are just watching the battle and acting as referees for us!"

Gui Layman and Xiao Wuchang, while talking happily, quickly approached Shi Guanyin.

Seeing that a fierce battle is about to break out, it is time to prepare for the fight.

With a swipe, Shi Guanyin suddenly shot out, and behind Shi Guanyin, a statue of Guanyin suddenly appeared.

This Avalokitesvara figure is hundreds of feet high, holding a willow stick in his hand, and swiping it violently, the willow stick is like a long whip, slapping the layman ghost and Xiao Wuchang ruthlessly.

With a slap, Gui Layman and Xiao Wuchang both felt pain to the marrow of their bones, and the pain was grinning.

"Shi Guanyin, it turns out that you deliberately seduced us and wanted to plot against our brothers!" Gui Lay and Xiao Wuchang were ready to fight back in an instant.

"Oh! People just want to play with you! This is so exciting!"

Shi Guanyin smiled coquettishly, and the figure of Guanyin behind him was also coquettish, and gently waved the wicker in his hand.

Seeing this scene, Ghost Layman and Xiao Wuchang, who were about to fight back, relaxed instantly.

However, the layman ghost and Xiao Wuchang just relaxed for a moment.

With a swish, Shi Guanyin, who was still smiling coquettishly, suddenly made a move.

Behind Shi Guanyin, Avalokitesvara Avalokitesvara held a willow stick in one hand and a clean bottle in the other, and the clean bottle in his hand suddenly buckled towards the ghost layman and Xiao Wuchang.

Gui Layman and Xiao Wuchang, who were in a relaxed state at this time, were perfectly defenseless, and were immediately shrouded in the clean bottle.

"Damn it, this woman really wants to bully us!"

"Shi Guanyin, bitch, you dare to bully us two brothers, just wait, when I break this broken bottle, I will kill you!"

The ghost layman and Xiao Wuchang who fell into the clean bottle cursed loudly while punching and kicking in the clean bottle, trying to break the clean bottle and escape.

"You two still want to take advantage of my mother?"

Shi Guanyin completely put away the smile on his face, his beautiful face was already full of murderous intent.

"Now that you have fallen into the old lady's jade bottle, you don't need to struggle anymore. It won't take long before you will turn into a puddle of blood, completely annihilated!"

Shi Guanyin was talking, when he heard ghosts and Xiaowuchang screaming in the jade bottle.

"Damn stinky woman, my hand..."

"Bitch, let us out, my feet!"

Hearing the pitiful screams of Gui Layman and Xiao Wuchang, Bai Jizhen, who was still disheartened just now, immediately laughed: "Hey, let you two toads want to eat swan meat, die!" It deserves it!"

Bai Jizhen was still gloating, Gui Layman and Xiao Wuchang couldn't break the jade bottle after repeated attempts, so they could only cry out to the Evil Tathagata for help.

"Buddha, help!"

"Buddha, if you don't save us, we will turn into a puddle of blood!"

Hearing the pleading for help from Layman Ghost and Xiao Wuchang, Evil Tathagata's face darkened, and he was very dissatisfied: "You two trash, come down, I still need the Buddha to save you!"

Contempt is contempt, Evil Tathagata still couldn't just sit back and watch the two of them, they were turned into a puddle of blood, so he immediately made a move, and with a big wave of his hand, he grabbed towards the jade purification bottle.

"Evil Tathagata, it's not enough for them to fight two against one, you still have to intervene!"

Shi Guanyin wanted to stop it, but she was no match for Evil Tathagata.

"Hehe! If you were a man, of course you would fight alone, but as a woman, it would not be considered unruly for several men to go up together!"

Evil Tathagata snorted softly, and with a wave of his big hand, directly knocked over the jade bottle that was held by the ghost layman and Xiaowuchang.

"Since you have already made a move, let's do it once and for all!"

Evil Tathagata snorted coldly in his heart, and suddenly another hand struck directly at Ye Yun who was standing beside him.

Evil Tathagata didn't make a move before, just to guard against Ye Yun, now that he decided to make a move, he simply beat Ye Yun together.

"I've been guarding against you for a long time!"

Seeing Evil Tathagata attacking him, Ye Yun didn't have any surprises. Before Evil Tathagata's palm attacked him, with a thought, he had already summoned the six merit wheels.

Swish!Swish!Swish! ...

I saw the Six Paths of Merit and Virtue Wheel spinning rapidly, and directly slashed at the bergamot hand that Evil Tathagata patted.

"Hehe! The Buddha, I have already cultivated into a golden body. I just broke the wheel, and I can't hurt the Buddha... oops..."

As Evil Tathagata was speaking, he didn't expect that the Six Paths of Merit Wheel was so sharp that it cut through the palm of Evil Tathagata, making a big cut, and instantly bleed golden Buddha's blood.

"Damn!"