Grave Robber: I became a mortician

As Bai Jizhen said, he didn't forget to glance at Shi Guanyin, but asked even more strangely: "But since this beautiful woman is from a brothel, anyway, she has done what she should do, so why would she be criticized for a few words?" , vomiting blood in anger?"

"Anyway, it's already sold, so let's sell it again!"

Gu Daoist laughed and said: "You know it's selling? Didn't you hear what the great monk said? What's selling if you don't give money? That's white prostitution, and this great monk is not only planning to prostitute himself for free, but also wants to be a prostitute in the future. , All the young men who take refuge in him are prostitutes to Shi Guanyin."

After Daoist Gu explained it like this, Bai Jizhen suddenly realized: "Oh, I understand after you explain it this way, I have to be angry. It's okay to be prostituted by you for nothing, but to be prostituted by your dog for nothing, really It's the disgusting mother crying for the grave, disgusting to death!"

As soon as Bai Jizhen finished speaking, Evil Tathagata suddenly became murderous and looked at Bai Jizhen angrily: "What are you? You dare to talk nonsense in front of the Buddha, and you want to die!"

As soon as the Evil Tathagata finished speaking, several Buddhas immediately attacked Bai Jizhen in the Dharma of the Buddha Kingdom behind him.

"Mr. Ye..."

Seeing several Buddhas coming towards him, Bai Jizhen was so frightened that he subconsciously wanted to hide behind Ye Yun.

However, what everyone present did not expect was that before Bai Jizhen moved, a beautiful figure suddenly appeared in front of him, with a pair of beautiful hands flying, he was about to kill several Buddhas of Bai Jizhen, directly Paifei, back to the Dharma of the Buddha.

"Shi Guanyin!"

Seeing that it was Shi Guanyin who made the shot, everyone present was a little surprised.

"Shi Guanyin!"

Evil Tathagata, in particular, looked even more incredible. He looked at Shi Guanyin strangely and asked, "Is there something wrong with your brain? This brat, you insulted you so much just now, and you actually rescued him!?"

"humiliate me!?"

Shi Guanyin's beautiful face was full of anger, and she said angrily: "It's obvious that you, a bald ass, want to insult me, not only you want to insult me, but you also want your dog to insult me, this little handsome guy , It’s just exposing your face.”

"You want to move him, unless you kill me!"

Bai Jizhen obviously didn't expect that Shi Guanyin would save him. Seeing Shi Guanyin standing in front of him, and smelling the constant fragrance from Shi Guanyin, Bai Jizhen couldn't help trembling.

"This Guanyin sister, although her background is not good, but she looks beautiful!"

"She came to save me. As the saying goes, the grace of saving my life is a promise with my body. It seems that in order to repay my kindness, I can only wrong myself. It's just that this Guanyin sister is terrifyingly powerful. After getting married, if she Violent me, I'm afraid I can only be beaten."

"But it doesn't matter, the big deal is to have a few more children with her. If she beats me in the future, the children can't watch their father being beaten to death. They will definitely plead with their mother and save me!"

"Well! Now you have to think about it, what are the names of these children?"

……

Just when Bai Jizhen was thinking wildly in his mind.

"Shi Guanyin, do you want to save this man named Bai? Well, Lord Buddha, I will fulfill you. Lord Buddha, I will not kill him, but will capture him alive. Then, in front of him, let Lord Buddha, in my Buddha Kingdom, 100 Come up with Buddha, and let him see with his own eyes how miserable you will be!"

As soon as the Evil Tathagata finished speaking, dozens of Buddhas immediately flew out of the Buddha Kingdom, and all of them came to kill Shi Guanyin.