The system takes me to pull hatred

At 02:30 in the afternoon, Interrogation Room 1, District [-] Police Station.

At this moment, Ling Chen was wearing handcuffs and sitting in front of the interrogation table.

In front of him, a female recorder was interrogating.

"Name."

"Ling Chen."

"Early morning? Why not call it midnight, or late night?" The female recorder couldn't help complaining.

Ling Chen: "."

The female recorder wrote with a pen, and then asked: "Gender!"

"Eh, my gender can be seen by everyone, okay?" Ling Chen blushed for a while.

The female recorder in front of me doesn't even know her own gender, does she?
"Don't talk nonsense with me, answer me!" The female recorder shouted sharply.

"male."

The female recorder continued to ask: "Why did you go to the chicken coop to meet Miss?"

"Miss Hui? I don't know Miss Hui. I only know Sister Furong and Sister Ruhua. Of course, there is another Sister Recorder." Ling Chen rubbed his nose and said shyly.

"Very well, if you dare to swear when you're caught, if I don't beat you up today, I'll lose this police uniform!" The female recorder squinted her eyes, her gaze was full of coldness.

"I've lost my clothes, I'm digging holes, I can't do it, Sister Recorder, you are shameless and I want to be shameless!"

"Shut up!" the female recorder yelled, and approached Ling Chen viciously with her fists clenched.

[Ding, the hate value of Mao Yuting, the female police recorder, is +80! 】

"Hey, hey, don't mess around. Even though my spirit is sluggish, my body is still strong. If you really want me, I'll give it to you. Why force it?"

"Go to hell!" The female recorder Mao Yuting was so angry that the elastic on her chest rose and fell, she screamed angrily, and punched Ling Chen's stomach.

Judging from the momentum and speed of that fist, it was obvious that he didn't intend to leave Ling Chen with his whole body.

"what!"

There was a heart-piercing cry, like killing a pig.

Looking at Ling Chen, who had a distorted expression and kept screaming, the female recorder's forehead was covered with black lines.

"My fist hasn't touched you yet, are you a ghost?"

"Haven't hit me yet?" Ling Chen was taken aback, then smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I'm too deep into the drama, you do it again, this time I will cooperate well."

[Ding, the hate value of Mao Yuting, the female police recorder, is +90! 】

"Hurry up and tell me the truth, or I will really beat you."

Ling Chen brushed aside the cloudy face of the female recorder Mao Yuting, and was silent for a moment, so he had to call in truthfully.

"It's like this. I paid my salary yesterday. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally made up my mind - buy myself a bottle of mineral water!"

"I didn't tell my parents, because they would definitely stop me if they found out. I didn't want them to worry, so I concealed this big thing."

"Thinking about being able to drink a sip of pure water the next day, I was so excited that I didn't sleep well all night."

"The next day, I spent two and a half hours coming to the mineral water store in the city center. I was completely shocked by the low-key style and luxurious decoration."

"I walked into the specialty store with trepidation. The business hall with an area of ​​up to 8 square meters is as luxurious as the outside. The friendly female salesperson warmly received me."

"Maybe I was too nervous, I asked weakly: Can I try it?"

"As soon as I finished speaking, I blushed and felt that I was so low, but the waiter was not surprised. After all, the price of two yuan a bottle is not just buying it."

"I took the mineral water excitedly, and carefully unscrewed the bottle cap. At this moment, I had forgotten my demeanor, and took a sip greedily. The refreshing taste was completely unmatched by tap water."

"The beautiful female shop assistant enthusiastically explained to me the ingredients and production process of mineral water. During the conversation, I learned that he just graduated from a famous foreign university and majored in double master's degrees in international trade and hotel management."

"After returning to China, she turned down the great opportunity to wash dishes in a fast food restaurant and came to work in a mineral water specialty store. I am also gratified for her wise choice. After all, entering a mineral water specialty store is the dream of many generations. Pursue."

"Before I left, I took out 4 yuan with my body temperature, which is the money for two bottles!"

"Just as I was about to walk out of the store, the saleswoman yelled at me: Sir, your mineral water!"

"I turned around and smiled slightly, and replied: That's mineral water for you!"

"The pretty face of the female clerk turned red all of a sudden, and I could feel her budding affection and beating heart. Alas, there is no way, a handsome man will silently bear her admiration."

"Walking on the street, I drank mineral water to my heart's content. Passers-by on the road cast envious glances at me. I also felt that there was a new dawn in my life. When I got home, I was so excited that I couldn't help it. Mineral water selfie."

"Because the light of the mineral water is too dazzling, I am afraid that some criminals will stare at me. After all, this is not a good thing for social security. After thinking about it, I finally didn't post it on Moments."

"Okay, let's stop here, don't tell others that I drank mineral water, I think it's so narcissistic and pretentious!"

[Ding, the hate value of Mao Yuting, the female police recorder, is +110! 】

"Crack!" The female recorder Mao Yuting's forehead was covered with black lines, she slapped the table with a slap, she gave Ling Chen a fierce look, gritted her teeth and shouted: "Do you really think I dare not do anything to you?!"

"Give you one last chance, say! Why are you going to the chicken coop?!!"

"How did this turn into going to the chicken coop? I did it to build a harmonious society!" Ling Chen complained full of grievances.

"I sneaked into the chicken coop at the risk of my life, and then reported it. If you don't understand me, let it go. You also took me to the police station. It's too much."

"Report? Sneak into the chicken coop? Do you think I'm a fool!" The female recorder Mao Yuting narrowed her eyes and sneered, "If you really sneaked into the chicken coop to report, then why did I see it in the video of that alley? You got two girls teasing you, and you still showed a smile of enjoyment?"

Ling Chen sighed: "Sister Recorder, you simply can't understand how lethal a handsome guy is to girls. When they saw me for the first time, they thought I was a combination of beauty and wisdom, the embodiment of heroism and chivalry. .”

"If I don't go with them, they will die for love. You also know that I am a good citizen. In order to maintain social harmony, I can only go with them."

"After all, you also know that they can't keep calm in front of the handsome me. They want to dedicate their whole life to the handsome me."

"Even though I try my best to stop it, I'm outnumbered. I can only bear this love with tears in my eyes. Hey, let's not talk about it. The fault is not the handsome me, but the God who carved me uniquely."

Female recorder Mao Yuting: "."

Seven minus one, a batch of six!
Seeing that the female recorder Mao Yuting was speechless, Ling Chen took advantage of the victory and chased after him: "Silence is approval, sister recorder, it seems that you also think that all this is due to my being too handsome."

"Hey, I have some bad news for you. In fact, I already have someone I like. She is beautiful and alive. Although you need a video player to see her, true love can stand the test of distance!"

"Of course, don't feel very discouraged. As long as Hongxing wants to get out of the wall, what's the problem with high-rise buildings? We can behave in an upright manner, sneaking and stealing!"

"Hey, if you want to blame it, blame me for being too handsome. Whenever I think of how handsome I am, I can't help but burst into tears."

[Ding, the hate value of Mao Yuting, the female police recorder, is +125! 】

"Okay, you don't have to tell the truth. If the evidence is convincing later, you can wait to go to jail." The female recorder Mao Yuting had already given up the interrogation and threatened.

Ling Chen was very helpless: "Sister Recorder, it's not that I don't want to tell the truth, but that I have already told the truth from the very beginning, and even showed you the call log."

"But you just don't believe me, and you still threaten me with malicious words. I have told the truth in three versions so far, including the official version, the ordinary version and even the Jiao Didi version. Is it easy for me?"

"Honestly, do you think I'll believe you people's nonsense? The prostitute next door is better than you!" The female recorder Mao Yuting snorted coldly, and turned a computer in front of Ling Chen.

Ling Chen paused, then looked at the computer.

The picture shown inside is the No. 2 interrogation room next door. The prostitute is a big fat man. At this moment, he is wrapped in a curtain. Obviously, he didn't even have time to wear his pants when he was caught by the police.

Emma, ​​what a crime!

"I just want to ask, what do you mean by arresting me? Today is my sister's birthday. I bought him a dress, and you shameless guys rushed in while she was trying on clothes. Not only looked at her body, but also arrested me and my sister, which is simply too much." The big fat man gritted his teeth and said, filled with righteous indignation.

"What annoys me the most is that it's fine if you catch me. Why don't you give me some time and let me put on some pants. How high is the temperature in Xihong City now? Steam for ten miles, barbecue for thousands of miles, just lie down and it will be iron plate Burn! Do you want to watch my diamonds turn into sausages?"

"Stop swearing at me!" The male recorder sitting in front of the fat man slapped the table and shouted, "You kept saying you bought a dress for your sister, so why did you tell me when your sister was trying it on?" Undress along with you?"

The fat man looked indignant, and asked without blushing, "I am a natural hanger, and my sister wants to see how the dress looks on me. Is this a crime?"

"A natural hanger?" The male recorder stared at the fat man for a long time, and after staring at him with a guilty expression, he took out a box of condoms from a piece of clothing next to him.

"Please explain to me, why are you still holding this thing in your hand when you take off your clothes?"

The big fat man was stunned for a moment, then immediately picked up a condom, put it in and chewed it for four or five seconds, and then blew out a small balloon: "Don't you understand the latest type of chewing gum?"

Male recorder: "."

When Qin Shihuang was seriously injured for the elixir of immortality, he offered me an elixir to help him enter the medicine pool. At that time, I didn't even help him, so I just obeyed you!