The system takes me to pull hatred
Chapter 82 Check Your Body
On the way of driving, Ling Chen was thinking about how to quickly earn hatred points. Although he already had a lot of ideas in his heart, the feasibility was still worth pondering.
After being able to go back and carry out all-round planning, he will immediately embark on a crazy journey of hatred.
When passing by a roast chicken shop, a burst of gurgling suddenly came from the stomach.
It was only then that Ling Chen remembered that he hadn't had lunch yet, and his stomach was completely empty.
"The chicken must not be lost, and the loss will never come again. If the relationship between the two lasts for a long time, how can it be pork and pork?"
Ling Chen made up his mind, immediately parked the third-generation Porsche Cayenne, got out of the car and came to the roast chicken restaurant, ordered half a roast chicken, and ate it.
"The taste of the meat is excellent, oily but not greasy, lady boss, you really know how to cook chicken!"
With the chicken in his belly, Ling Chen felt as if he was alone in the world. If it wasn't for the attraction of the earth to pull him, he would be the next national hero to land on the moon.
Sure enough, the saying that one who knows food is a hero is not just talking.
"boom!"
As soon as the words fell, a kitchen knife that chopped ribs as if it was nothing was polished, and chopped without any deviation in front of Ling Chen's table.
Turning around, the owner of the roast chicken shop slowly walked over with a fierce face.
"Boy, dare to say that my wife is a chicken? I don't want to live anymore!"
[Ding, the hatred value from Cao Jiba, the owner of the roast chicken shop +100! 】
Seeing the looming murderous look in the boss's eyes, Ling Chen swallowed, and quickly explained: "Boss, don't get me wrong, I just meant that the boss's wife is good at roasting chicken."
"Be careful what you say in the future." Hearing the sound, the boss's eyes softened a little, he slowly retracted the kitchen knife, and turned back to the kitchen.
"Fuck, I'm scared to death!" As soon as the boss left, Ling Chen breathed a sigh of relief.
The boss is not terrible, the terrible thing is that the boss is uneducated and mentally disturbed.
Next to him, three men and one woman were sitting around eating chicken.
One of the men in the shirt looked at the chicken in his hand and sighed: "Human beings are so cruel. They killed so many innocent lives just to fill their stomachs. Every time I see chicken legs, I feel sad for a while. You said that chickens encountered something during their lifetime." What kind of abuse? Every time I think about it, tears flow down from the corner of my mouth. "
"I'm so grown up that I still can't tell the difference between saliva and tears." The fellow man in the sweater rolled his eyes.
The only girl at this table sniffled, and looked at the chicken leg in the shirt man's hand with some distress: "It's so greedy. Bah, I mean it's too cruel."
"The Madonna looks like a whore." The last man in the leather jacket chuckled, adding sauce to the chicken legs, and said, "I have to finish eating quickly, and I have to go back to the gym to work!"
"I heard from my friends that the gym is a mess, is it true?" the girl looked at the boy in the leather jacket and asked.
"It's really messy!" The boy in the leather jacket hadn't spoken yet, but the man in the shirt next to him spoke first.
"When I went to the gym before, some women stared at me. Aren't there mirrors in the gym? I saw them peeping at me from the mirror. Every time I squatted, those women stared at me. Look at my ass, the worst time was when I just finished my workout and was changing in the locker room, a woman rushed in, and I yelled, she actually said that a man called me like a bitch, I Without saying anything, I got into a fight with her, and in the end I was banned from the gym for trespassing on the women's locker room."
Ling Chen: "."
Crooked, is it a demon spirit?Yes, I overturned again, the mountain road here has eighteen bends!
After eating the last chicken leg, Ling Chen felt his stomach was full, wiped his mouth, and got up to pay.
But when he walked to the parking space of the third-generation Porsche Cayenne, two girls suddenly came over and blocked his way.
Ling Chen took a closer look, and found that the two girls in front of him were wearing scantily dressed tulle to cover their skin, and the pink color penetrated their legs. If there is a gust of wind blowing at this time, it must be very interesting.
"Xiansen~"
The two girls shouted coquettishly, their words full of temptation.
Ling Chen respectfully said, "I'm sorry, you misidentified me, my name is Handsome Guy!"
"Handsome guy~"
The two girls smiled shyly, stepped forward from left to right, and took Ling Chen's arm.
In an instant, a soft feeling went from the arm to Ling Chen's cerebral cortex.
Sour!
Wait a minute, what the hell is going on, are the two girls going to be in broad daylight?
This is so bad, I'm a serious person, I hope that people who are good to me are sincere and not greedy for my beauty, OK?
"Handsome guy, the two of us are not feeling very well recently, can you help us check our bodies?" One of the girls showed a touch of pitiful eyes and begged.
"Sorry. I'm short-sighted, so I can't help you with this." Ling Chen waved his hand and refused sternly.
What an upright man is he?
When I was in college, a female classmate’s computer broke down, and he wanted to ask him to go to the girls’ dormitory to repair the computer. At that time, he knew it was a scam, an excuse for some evil women to seduce the little pure man, so he said nothing. Said that his computer was knocked to the ground with a slap.
Things got interesting later
He was also knocked to the ground by the boyfriend of the female classmate, and rubbed on the ground for a full 5 minutes.
Although the ending is not very happy, the process is not very good, but it is undeniable that it is self!Has!very!just!straight!
Well, the fact is that Ling Chen thinks that these two girls have the virtues of a young lady, and they are not very good in appearance, maybe they are engaged in fairy dances, so they avoid them.
"Handsome guy, short-sightedness doesn't prevent you from checking your health." The two girls said softly.
"If the handsome guy thinks that we are in good health, he can come to our house and help our sisters to have a checkup."
Ling Chen was startled.
home?
sisters?
Damn, teamwork, committing crimes against the wind?
"Wait, if you report this den, you should be able to get a lot of hatred, right?" Ling Chen seemed to have thought of something, his eyes lit up.
"You are still wearing your collar with such a big opening. It seems that your family is very poor. Alas, God has the virtue of being good at life. As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, as a good and generous man, should be For the sake of the public, take me to your house."
"Handsome guy, please come with us." Upon hearing this, the two girls immediately showed happy smiles, and they dragged Ling Chen to a certain alleyway.
After turning the [-]th bend of the mountain road, Ling Chen was brought to a basement, cars were parked nearby.
I'm a good boy, he's not the only one who checks up the girls!
"It really is a chicken coop." Scanning all the way, listening to the cries of pain coming from various rooms for physical examination, Ling Chen was convinced in his heart, and called the police while going to the bathroom.
When they came out, the two girls had already chosen a room, and they were about to let Ling Chen check his body.
Facing the teasing of the two women, how could Ling Chen obey them?
Come to a few rounds of Doudizhu to delay the time!
At first the two girls refused, but under Ling Chen's temptation of "playing a round to get 200 yuan", they still compromised.
In their view, as long as there is money to make, they can do whatever they want.
Time passed slowly, and 10 minutes passed quickly.
"Why haven't the police come yet?" Ling Chen counted the time silently, frowning secretly.
The two girls next to me were already so excited that they went crazy, and they made more than 10 yuan in 1000 minutes, which is equivalent to doing two or three times.
After finishing the fifth round of Fighting the Landlord, Ling Chen rolled his eyes, found another excuse to go to the bathroom, and prepared to call the police again.
As soon as he walked into the toilet, the entrance to the basement was suddenly kicked open.
Then, a group of policemen rushed in with solemn faces.
"I received reports from the citizens that this place is suspected of illegal sex trade. Raise your hand, and the police will conduct routine inspections!"
The faces of the two girls who were still excited changed drastically, and they ran to the secret passage non-stop regardless of the money on the table.
Unfortunately, the police had sealed off the surrounding area of the basement. When the two women went out through the secret passage, they were caught by the police.
When Ling Chen in the toilet heard the yelling from the police, his expression brightened, and he quickly ran out, yelling loudly in front of all the clients.
"Police Sister, you are finally here. I called the police. Don't thank me. This is what a good citizen should do!"
perfect!
After a wave of reporting and then telling everyone that he is a whistleblower, it will surely cause countless people to hate and crit!
Haha what a genius he is!
Unexpectedly, as soon as the voice fell, there was a "click" sound.
Ling Chen looked down and found that there was a handcuff on his hand.
"Wait, it must be the wrong way for me to appear"
"Why are you handcuffing me?!"
"If you don't learn well at a young age, it's okay to go whoring, and you dare to put money on your face and call yourself a whistleblower?" The male police officer who handcuffed Ling Chen looked solemn and sternly shouted.
"Whoring?" Ling Chen was stunned for a moment, and he suddenly understood: "No, the policeman, you wronged me, and I was the one who called to report!"
"Are you a whistleblower?"
Ling Chen nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, I am the whistleblower!"
The policeman showed a meaningful smile, pointed at Ling Chen's back, and said slowly: "That group of prostitutes also said so."
Ling Chen was stunned, turned his head to look, and found dozens of men in handcuffs coming out of various rooms, crying and shouting.
"Police Shushu, I am a whistleblower, you have arrested the wrong person."
"He's a fake, I'm the real one. Look at my upright face, how could I be a prostitute?"
"Heaven and earth conscience, I'm just sweeping the floor here, today I'm just sweeping the bed, you misunderstood!"
Seeing the desperate sophistry of a group of pornographic people in front of him, Ling Chen couldn't help but burst into tears.
Wo Ri got a big watermelon!
This is a big misunderstanding!
I am really a whistleblower!
Just about to explain again, but the policeman Shushu didn't give him a chance, and escorted him to the car.
"The wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone. A true warrior dares to face the bleak life and face it. Hey, big brother, be gentle, it hurts!"
After being able to go back and carry out all-round planning, he will immediately embark on a crazy journey of hatred.
When passing by a roast chicken shop, a burst of gurgling suddenly came from the stomach.
It was only then that Ling Chen remembered that he hadn't had lunch yet, and his stomach was completely empty.
"The chicken must not be lost, and the loss will never come again. If the relationship between the two lasts for a long time, how can it be pork and pork?"
Ling Chen made up his mind, immediately parked the third-generation Porsche Cayenne, got out of the car and came to the roast chicken restaurant, ordered half a roast chicken, and ate it.
"The taste of the meat is excellent, oily but not greasy, lady boss, you really know how to cook chicken!"
With the chicken in his belly, Ling Chen felt as if he was alone in the world. If it wasn't for the attraction of the earth to pull him, he would be the next national hero to land on the moon.
Sure enough, the saying that one who knows food is a hero is not just talking.
"boom!"
As soon as the words fell, a kitchen knife that chopped ribs as if it was nothing was polished, and chopped without any deviation in front of Ling Chen's table.
Turning around, the owner of the roast chicken shop slowly walked over with a fierce face.
"Boy, dare to say that my wife is a chicken? I don't want to live anymore!"
[Ding, the hatred value from Cao Jiba, the owner of the roast chicken shop +100! 】
Seeing the looming murderous look in the boss's eyes, Ling Chen swallowed, and quickly explained: "Boss, don't get me wrong, I just meant that the boss's wife is good at roasting chicken."
"Be careful what you say in the future." Hearing the sound, the boss's eyes softened a little, he slowly retracted the kitchen knife, and turned back to the kitchen.
"Fuck, I'm scared to death!" As soon as the boss left, Ling Chen breathed a sigh of relief.
The boss is not terrible, the terrible thing is that the boss is uneducated and mentally disturbed.
Next to him, three men and one woman were sitting around eating chicken.
One of the men in the shirt looked at the chicken in his hand and sighed: "Human beings are so cruel. They killed so many innocent lives just to fill their stomachs. Every time I see chicken legs, I feel sad for a while. You said that chickens encountered something during their lifetime." What kind of abuse? Every time I think about it, tears flow down from the corner of my mouth. "
"I'm so grown up that I still can't tell the difference between saliva and tears." The fellow man in the sweater rolled his eyes.
The only girl at this table sniffled, and looked at the chicken leg in the shirt man's hand with some distress: "It's so greedy. Bah, I mean it's too cruel."
"The Madonna looks like a whore." The last man in the leather jacket chuckled, adding sauce to the chicken legs, and said, "I have to finish eating quickly, and I have to go back to the gym to work!"
"I heard from my friends that the gym is a mess, is it true?" the girl looked at the boy in the leather jacket and asked.
"It's really messy!" The boy in the leather jacket hadn't spoken yet, but the man in the shirt next to him spoke first.
"When I went to the gym before, some women stared at me. Aren't there mirrors in the gym? I saw them peeping at me from the mirror. Every time I squatted, those women stared at me. Look at my ass, the worst time was when I just finished my workout and was changing in the locker room, a woman rushed in, and I yelled, she actually said that a man called me like a bitch, I Without saying anything, I got into a fight with her, and in the end I was banned from the gym for trespassing on the women's locker room."
Ling Chen: "."
Crooked, is it a demon spirit?Yes, I overturned again, the mountain road here has eighteen bends!
After eating the last chicken leg, Ling Chen felt his stomach was full, wiped his mouth, and got up to pay.
But when he walked to the parking space of the third-generation Porsche Cayenne, two girls suddenly came over and blocked his way.
Ling Chen took a closer look, and found that the two girls in front of him were wearing scantily dressed tulle to cover their skin, and the pink color penetrated their legs. If there is a gust of wind blowing at this time, it must be very interesting.
"Xiansen~"
The two girls shouted coquettishly, their words full of temptation.
Ling Chen respectfully said, "I'm sorry, you misidentified me, my name is Handsome Guy!"
"Handsome guy~"
The two girls smiled shyly, stepped forward from left to right, and took Ling Chen's arm.
In an instant, a soft feeling went from the arm to Ling Chen's cerebral cortex.
Sour!
Wait a minute, what the hell is going on, are the two girls going to be in broad daylight?
This is so bad, I'm a serious person, I hope that people who are good to me are sincere and not greedy for my beauty, OK?
"Handsome guy, the two of us are not feeling very well recently, can you help us check our bodies?" One of the girls showed a touch of pitiful eyes and begged.
"Sorry. I'm short-sighted, so I can't help you with this." Ling Chen waved his hand and refused sternly.
What an upright man is he?
When I was in college, a female classmate’s computer broke down, and he wanted to ask him to go to the girls’ dormitory to repair the computer. At that time, he knew it was a scam, an excuse for some evil women to seduce the little pure man, so he said nothing. Said that his computer was knocked to the ground with a slap.
Things got interesting later
He was also knocked to the ground by the boyfriend of the female classmate, and rubbed on the ground for a full 5 minutes.
Although the ending is not very happy, the process is not very good, but it is undeniable that it is self!Has!very!just!straight!
Well, the fact is that Ling Chen thinks that these two girls have the virtues of a young lady, and they are not very good in appearance, maybe they are engaged in fairy dances, so they avoid them.
"Handsome guy, short-sightedness doesn't prevent you from checking your health." The two girls said softly.
"If the handsome guy thinks that we are in good health, he can come to our house and help our sisters to have a checkup."
Ling Chen was startled.
home?
sisters?
Damn, teamwork, committing crimes against the wind?
"Wait, if you report this den, you should be able to get a lot of hatred, right?" Ling Chen seemed to have thought of something, his eyes lit up.
"You are still wearing your collar with such a big opening. It seems that your family is very poor. Alas, God has the virtue of being good at life. As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, as a good and generous man, should be For the sake of the public, take me to your house."
"Handsome guy, please come with us." Upon hearing this, the two girls immediately showed happy smiles, and they dragged Ling Chen to a certain alleyway.
After turning the [-]th bend of the mountain road, Ling Chen was brought to a basement, cars were parked nearby.
I'm a good boy, he's not the only one who checks up the girls!
"It really is a chicken coop." Scanning all the way, listening to the cries of pain coming from various rooms for physical examination, Ling Chen was convinced in his heart, and called the police while going to the bathroom.
When they came out, the two girls had already chosen a room, and they were about to let Ling Chen check his body.
Facing the teasing of the two women, how could Ling Chen obey them?
Come to a few rounds of Doudizhu to delay the time!
At first the two girls refused, but under Ling Chen's temptation of "playing a round to get 200 yuan", they still compromised.
In their view, as long as there is money to make, they can do whatever they want.
Time passed slowly, and 10 minutes passed quickly.
"Why haven't the police come yet?" Ling Chen counted the time silently, frowning secretly.
The two girls next to me were already so excited that they went crazy, and they made more than 10 yuan in 1000 minutes, which is equivalent to doing two or three times.
After finishing the fifth round of Fighting the Landlord, Ling Chen rolled his eyes, found another excuse to go to the bathroom, and prepared to call the police again.
As soon as he walked into the toilet, the entrance to the basement was suddenly kicked open.
Then, a group of policemen rushed in with solemn faces.
"I received reports from the citizens that this place is suspected of illegal sex trade. Raise your hand, and the police will conduct routine inspections!"
The faces of the two girls who were still excited changed drastically, and they ran to the secret passage non-stop regardless of the money on the table.
Unfortunately, the police had sealed off the surrounding area of the basement. When the two women went out through the secret passage, they were caught by the police.
When Ling Chen in the toilet heard the yelling from the police, his expression brightened, and he quickly ran out, yelling loudly in front of all the clients.
"Police Sister, you are finally here. I called the police. Don't thank me. This is what a good citizen should do!"
perfect!
After a wave of reporting and then telling everyone that he is a whistleblower, it will surely cause countless people to hate and crit!
Haha what a genius he is!
Unexpectedly, as soon as the voice fell, there was a "click" sound.
Ling Chen looked down and found that there was a handcuff on his hand.
"Wait, it must be the wrong way for me to appear"
"Why are you handcuffing me?!"
"If you don't learn well at a young age, it's okay to go whoring, and you dare to put money on your face and call yourself a whistleblower?" The male police officer who handcuffed Ling Chen looked solemn and sternly shouted.
"Whoring?" Ling Chen was stunned for a moment, and he suddenly understood: "No, the policeman, you wronged me, and I was the one who called to report!"
"Are you a whistleblower?"
Ling Chen nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, I am the whistleblower!"
The policeman showed a meaningful smile, pointed at Ling Chen's back, and said slowly: "That group of prostitutes also said so."
Ling Chen was stunned, turned his head to look, and found dozens of men in handcuffs coming out of various rooms, crying and shouting.
"Police Shushu, I am a whistleblower, you have arrested the wrong person."
"He's a fake, I'm the real one. Look at my upright face, how could I be a prostitute?"
"Heaven and earth conscience, I'm just sweeping the floor here, today I'm just sweeping the bed, you misunderstood!"
Seeing the desperate sophistry of a group of pornographic people in front of him, Ling Chen couldn't help but burst into tears.
Wo Ri got a big watermelon!
This is a big misunderstanding!
I am really a whistleblower!
Just about to explain again, but the policeman Shushu didn't give him a chance, and escorted him to the car.
"The wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone. A true warrior dares to face the bleak life and face it. Hey, big brother, be gentle, it hurts!"
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