At nine o'clock in the evening, after Su Bai and Lin Qianyu finished their meal, they chatted with their parents for a while and then drove back to their happy nest.
During this period, Su's mother and Su's father also hinted veiledly once or twice, and let them give birth to a baby while they are still agile.
"Comfortable~"
As soon as she got home, Lin Qianyu leaned directly on the sofa, took out her mobile phone, opened a certain music software, and began to watch short videos to relax for a while.
Su Bai put the things he brought from his parents' house into the refrigerator one by one.
What kind of vegetables are pollution-free.
The hens are raised by my aunt at home with millet.
Anyway, I forced it to Su Bai, saying that the couple should eat more healthy food at home, and don't just order takeout all day long.
Thinking of this, Su Bai felt a special warmth in his heart.
In this world, the people who worry about you the most are always your parents.
Normally, Su Bai and Lin Qianyu basically don't order takeaway, but they order once or twice occasionally, and they are always the ones that can be seen and operated by physical stores.
Otherwise, some small black workshops are really too scary, or they are cooking bags, or some low-quality expired products. If Su Bai eats too much, he is worried that he will give birth to a deformed child in the future.
Although platform commissions are scary, some merchants are really unscrupulous in order to make money.
There used to be a joke that people from several countries ate at the same place. Due to unhygienic conditions, people from other countries had diarrhea, and only the natives were alive and kicking. It can be seen that what they usually eat in their stomachs is what they eat.
After finishing these ingredients, Su Bai picked up the cup on the side, poured two cups of salt water and walked into the living room.
"Honey, come on, moisten your throat."
Goooooooo~
"Honey, you're so kind." Lin Qianyu directly leaned her head on Su Bai's shoulder and rubbed it.
I don't know why, besides liking to eat sour food recently, I can't concentrate, and I seem to be prone to sleepiness.
"Little fool."
Every time Lin Qianyu acted like a cat, Su Bai couldn't help reaching out and gently rubbing her head, his eyes full of doting.
Suddenly, Lin Qianyu stared at the phone screen in a daze, and just happened to slide into a live broadcast room at this moment.
It's not that this live broadcast room is so interesting, but that the content of the live broadcast is actually to check private house money.
Even so, it immediately attracted Lin Qianyu's attention.
After all, others have always watched her check Su Bai's private money, so it's really interesting to watch other people check Su Bai's private money from a different position.
"Husband, look."
Lin Qianyu adjusted the direction of the phone screen, and pulled Su Bai to watch it together.
In the picture, a woman with heavy makeup and a nightgown is sitting on the sofa with an angry face, sitting cross-legged, an honest and honest man.
"Hurry up and tell me the truth, or you'll go out and sleep on the street tonight." The woman pointed at the man and said angrily, "I've really lost my courage recently, and I dare to hide my private money! Say, where else is there hidden money at home?" Is there any private money?"
"My wife...no, I'm not hiding anymore." The man replied tremblingly.
"You still dare to lie, I really give you face."
The next moment, both Lin Qianyu and Su Bai were dumbfounded.
I saw the woman in the live broadcast room kicked the man directly, kicking the man from the sofa to the ground.
But the man just touched his sore butt, not daring to complain at all.
"Nimma, isn't this too exaggerated?" Lin Qianyu couldn't believe it.
Glancing at the barrage in the live broadcast room, there was also a sound of crusade.
[Is it so violent?If I encounter this kind of thing, I will directly give this old woman a set of Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, so that she can't find her way. 】
[It's okay if it's a script, but if it's not a script, it's a bit too much, right? 】
[Why do you marry this kind of woman back home? Do you want to be a Bodhisattva?Why don't you take a break now? 】
[If my wife dares to do this, I will teach her to be a human being and let her know what respect is. 】
[Violence produces miracles. This kind of woman has no tutor at first glance. In fact, most girls are educated and reasonable, good wives and mothers. This is just a special case. 】
[Why don't you just hide some private money? Look at how loving the couple next door are, Mr. Bai. It's good for you to just kneel and lick. It's really embarrassing for a man. 】
"That's right, this is too much." Su Bai nodded in agreement, "This action should be considered domestic violence, right? Why does this woman dare to hit a man? Why? Why is that?"
Lin Qianyu suddenly turned her head to look at Su Bai: "Honey, am I usually like this?"
Looking at the live broadcast on her mobile phone, Lin Qianyu felt more and more guilty.
In fact, when I first learned that Su Bai was hiding money from his private house, it was a bit too much to ask the bottom line without giving it up.
"Fool, how can she compare with you?" Su Bai pinched Lin Qianyu's tender face: "First, you don't know how to swear; second, you don't know how to fight; of course, the most important thing is that you and The woman in the live broadcast is not the same kind of person, my wife is so cute, don't think about it."
"Well, hubby, don't worry, I won't make trouble like that again." Lin Qianyu twitched her nose twice, swearing inwardly.
In the future, I must treat this man beside me better and better.
After thinking about it, Lin Qianyu put her mouth directly on Su Bai's face, baji.
(*  ̄3)( ̄▽ ̄*)ゞ
"Kiss my favorite husband, Yu'er loves you so much."
The corners of Su Bai's mouth raised slightly, and he stretched out his hands to embrace the Keren in front of him.
Slowly increase the strength to make this little fool feel more secure.
"If you met such a woman, what would you do?" Lin Qianyu pointed to the woman in the live broadcast room and asked curiously.
"What will I do? Needless to say? Divorce! Divorce is a must. If this kind of thing happens for the first time, there must be a second time. You must leave! Cherish life and stay away from domestic violence girls."
Lin Qianyu: (﹃"﹝)
Fortunately, I don't have the habit of doing it, and I'm not this kind of person.
Of course, just pinching the flesh on the shoulders and waist is another matter, this is flirting.
After all, this man still wraps around his waist every time.
As the name says, it's even more exciting!
And with his strength, for Su Bai, it was just scratching an itch.
Most of the time, the reason why this man barks so loudly is to amuse himself.
"Husband, it's strange to say that if it's a man's domestic violence, the reaction in the society is very bad, but why can't a woman's domestic violence be heard by a man?" Lin Qianyu asked her heart question.
In fact, according to the survey, in divorced families, the proportion of domestic violence women is higher than that of domestic violence men.
"Perhaps this is human psychology. Many people think that girls are to be cared for. Usually, there will be no hands-on things. The inherent concept makes it bad." Su Bai pursed his lips: "I don't know that most of the time Netizens only see the surface of things. Sometimes there are two possibilities for a man to choose domestic violence. One is that the man has problems in his heart, and the other is that behind the scenes we cannot see, this woman has done something very serious. Excessive things... well, the kind that both people and gods are angry with."
"Husband, are you talking about wearing a 'cuckold'?"
Su Bai pinched Lin Qianyu's delicate nose: "It may also be Qingqing Prairie, or it may be something more extreme than cheating."
"Well, but every family has its own way of getting along, maybe the couple we saw like this way of getting along." Lin Qianyu joked with a smile: "Anyway, I can't bear to treat my husband like this. , husband, where do you think this man will hide the money? Inside the sofa? Or like you, the little tweet on the slippers?"
"How could it be Xiaojiujiu? You see, his little Jiujiu is the same as your little Jiujiu, can't you hide it at all?" Su Bai looked at the screen on the phone: "It's not very likely that it's inside the sofa. Look at his little Jiujiu. The sofa is completely sunken when you sit on it, and the elasticity is quite good, but the sofa cushion is filled with money, so this effect cannot be achieved.”
"That's right." As soon as Lin Qianyu mentioned this, she thought of her work chair, and then immediately thought of her delicate little butt and almost got hemorrhoids.
Humph, stinky man!
Lin Qianyu stretched out her hand, just about to pinch the fat on Su Bai's waist, but after thinking about it, she gave up the idea.
She twisted her body in Su Bai's arms, putting herself in a more comfortable position: "Honey, hold your phone."
"Hehe, you can also hide private money here."
On the screen, the man and woman had already arrived in the bathroom, and the woman actually found the private money hidden by the man from the roll of paper.
The outer layers are covered with paper, and the inside are filled with bright red banknotes.
With a tug of the woman's hand, pieces of private money directly fell down.
"The idea is good, but the way to hide it is a bit stupid." Su Bai began to comment: "If you hide the money in the roll of paper and seal the two sides with other things, then the probability of being discovered is a little smaller."
"It really doesn't make much sense to glue money and paper together like he does to make rolls of paper."
"Honey, you can just imagine, if one day you are taking a tuba in the bathroom, everything will be exposed as soon as you take out the paper."
"And at those times there's no paper to wipe it down, it just adds fuel to the fire."
Seeing this, Su Bai couldn't help but shook his head: "It doesn't feel real at all. I reckon it might be a script directed and acted by myself, and the reason why this woman is so tough is to attract the audience to stay, so that the live broadcast It's easier to get hot."
"Honey, if it were you, what would you do?" Lin Qianyu asked casually.
"If it were me, I would put the money in a waterproof bag and stuff it into the toilet seat. Isn't that how bombs and mobile phones are played in spy movies."
Hearing Su Bai's words, Lin Qianyu couldn't help but sighed.
Alas, it's a pity, the private money in this place has been found out by myself.
I can only continue to watch the live broadcast room, hoping to see if I can get new inspiration from it.
I saw that the man and woman on the screen had moved from the bathroom to the kitchen, fighting very fiercely.
"Is there a kitchen?" The woman asked the man again.
"No, no."
"I believe you ghost, just now you said there is no living room and bathroom." The woman didn't believe the man's words, she opened the refrigerator and started searching for a while.
On one of the floors, there are neatly placed drinks...
During this period, Su's mother and Su's father also hinted veiledly once or twice, and let them give birth to a baby while they are still agile.
"Comfortable~"
As soon as she got home, Lin Qianyu leaned directly on the sofa, took out her mobile phone, opened a certain music software, and began to watch short videos to relax for a while.
Su Bai put the things he brought from his parents' house into the refrigerator one by one.
What kind of vegetables are pollution-free.
The hens are raised by my aunt at home with millet.
Anyway, I forced it to Su Bai, saying that the couple should eat more healthy food at home, and don't just order takeout all day long.
Thinking of this, Su Bai felt a special warmth in his heart.
In this world, the people who worry about you the most are always your parents.
Normally, Su Bai and Lin Qianyu basically don't order takeaway, but they order once or twice occasionally, and they are always the ones that can be seen and operated by physical stores.
Otherwise, some small black workshops are really too scary, or they are cooking bags, or some low-quality expired products. If Su Bai eats too much, he is worried that he will give birth to a deformed child in the future.
Although platform commissions are scary, some merchants are really unscrupulous in order to make money.
There used to be a joke that people from several countries ate at the same place. Due to unhygienic conditions, people from other countries had diarrhea, and only the natives were alive and kicking. It can be seen that what they usually eat in their stomachs is what they eat.
After finishing these ingredients, Su Bai picked up the cup on the side, poured two cups of salt water and walked into the living room.
"Honey, come on, moisten your throat."
Goooooooo~
"Honey, you're so kind." Lin Qianyu directly leaned her head on Su Bai's shoulder and rubbed it.
I don't know why, besides liking to eat sour food recently, I can't concentrate, and I seem to be prone to sleepiness.
"Little fool."
Every time Lin Qianyu acted like a cat, Su Bai couldn't help reaching out and gently rubbing her head, his eyes full of doting.
Suddenly, Lin Qianyu stared at the phone screen in a daze, and just happened to slide into a live broadcast room at this moment.
It's not that this live broadcast room is so interesting, but that the content of the live broadcast is actually to check private house money.
Even so, it immediately attracted Lin Qianyu's attention.
After all, others have always watched her check Su Bai's private money, so it's really interesting to watch other people check Su Bai's private money from a different position.
"Husband, look."
Lin Qianyu adjusted the direction of the phone screen, and pulled Su Bai to watch it together.
In the picture, a woman with heavy makeup and a nightgown is sitting on the sofa with an angry face, sitting cross-legged, an honest and honest man.
"Hurry up and tell me the truth, or you'll go out and sleep on the street tonight." The woman pointed at the man and said angrily, "I've really lost my courage recently, and I dare to hide my private money! Say, where else is there hidden money at home?" Is there any private money?"
"My wife...no, I'm not hiding anymore." The man replied tremblingly.
"You still dare to lie, I really give you face."
The next moment, both Lin Qianyu and Su Bai were dumbfounded.
I saw the woman in the live broadcast room kicked the man directly, kicking the man from the sofa to the ground.
But the man just touched his sore butt, not daring to complain at all.
"Nimma, isn't this too exaggerated?" Lin Qianyu couldn't believe it.
Glancing at the barrage in the live broadcast room, there was also a sound of crusade.
[Is it so violent?If I encounter this kind of thing, I will directly give this old woman a set of Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, so that she can't find her way. 】
[It's okay if it's a script, but if it's not a script, it's a bit too much, right? 】
[Why do you marry this kind of woman back home? Do you want to be a Bodhisattva?Why don't you take a break now? 】
[If my wife dares to do this, I will teach her to be a human being and let her know what respect is. 】
[Violence produces miracles. This kind of woman has no tutor at first glance. In fact, most girls are educated and reasonable, good wives and mothers. This is just a special case. 】
[Why don't you just hide some private money? Look at how loving the couple next door are, Mr. Bai. It's good for you to just kneel and lick. It's really embarrassing for a man. 】
"That's right, this is too much." Su Bai nodded in agreement, "This action should be considered domestic violence, right? Why does this woman dare to hit a man? Why? Why is that?"
Lin Qianyu suddenly turned her head to look at Su Bai: "Honey, am I usually like this?"
Looking at the live broadcast on her mobile phone, Lin Qianyu felt more and more guilty.
In fact, when I first learned that Su Bai was hiding money from his private house, it was a bit too much to ask the bottom line without giving it up.
"Fool, how can she compare with you?" Su Bai pinched Lin Qianyu's tender face: "First, you don't know how to swear; second, you don't know how to fight; of course, the most important thing is that you and The woman in the live broadcast is not the same kind of person, my wife is so cute, don't think about it."
"Well, hubby, don't worry, I won't make trouble like that again." Lin Qianyu twitched her nose twice, swearing inwardly.
In the future, I must treat this man beside me better and better.
After thinking about it, Lin Qianyu put her mouth directly on Su Bai's face, baji.
(*  ̄3)( ̄▽ ̄*)ゞ
"Kiss my favorite husband, Yu'er loves you so much."
The corners of Su Bai's mouth raised slightly, and he stretched out his hands to embrace the Keren in front of him.
Slowly increase the strength to make this little fool feel more secure.
"If you met such a woman, what would you do?" Lin Qianyu pointed to the woman in the live broadcast room and asked curiously.
"What will I do? Needless to say? Divorce! Divorce is a must. If this kind of thing happens for the first time, there must be a second time. You must leave! Cherish life and stay away from domestic violence girls."
Lin Qianyu: (﹃"﹝)
Fortunately, I don't have the habit of doing it, and I'm not this kind of person.
Of course, just pinching the flesh on the shoulders and waist is another matter, this is flirting.
After all, this man still wraps around his waist every time.
As the name says, it's even more exciting!
And with his strength, for Su Bai, it was just scratching an itch.
Most of the time, the reason why this man barks so loudly is to amuse himself.
"Husband, it's strange to say that if it's a man's domestic violence, the reaction in the society is very bad, but why can't a woman's domestic violence be heard by a man?" Lin Qianyu asked her heart question.
In fact, according to the survey, in divorced families, the proportion of domestic violence women is higher than that of domestic violence men.
"Perhaps this is human psychology. Many people think that girls are to be cared for. Usually, there will be no hands-on things. The inherent concept makes it bad." Su Bai pursed his lips: "I don't know that most of the time Netizens only see the surface of things. Sometimes there are two possibilities for a man to choose domestic violence. One is that the man has problems in his heart, and the other is that behind the scenes we cannot see, this woman has done something very serious. Excessive things... well, the kind that both people and gods are angry with."
"Husband, are you talking about wearing a 'cuckold'?"
Su Bai pinched Lin Qianyu's delicate nose: "It may also be Qingqing Prairie, or it may be something more extreme than cheating."
"Well, but every family has its own way of getting along, maybe the couple we saw like this way of getting along." Lin Qianyu joked with a smile: "Anyway, I can't bear to treat my husband like this. , husband, where do you think this man will hide the money? Inside the sofa? Or like you, the little tweet on the slippers?"
"How could it be Xiaojiujiu? You see, his little Jiujiu is the same as your little Jiujiu, can't you hide it at all?" Su Bai looked at the screen on the phone: "It's not very likely that it's inside the sofa. Look at his little Jiujiu. The sofa is completely sunken when you sit on it, and the elasticity is quite good, but the sofa cushion is filled with money, so this effect cannot be achieved.”
"That's right." As soon as Lin Qianyu mentioned this, she thought of her work chair, and then immediately thought of her delicate little butt and almost got hemorrhoids.
Humph, stinky man!
Lin Qianyu stretched out her hand, just about to pinch the fat on Su Bai's waist, but after thinking about it, she gave up the idea.
She twisted her body in Su Bai's arms, putting herself in a more comfortable position: "Honey, hold your phone."
"Hehe, you can also hide private money here."
On the screen, the man and woman had already arrived in the bathroom, and the woman actually found the private money hidden by the man from the roll of paper.
The outer layers are covered with paper, and the inside are filled with bright red banknotes.
With a tug of the woman's hand, pieces of private money directly fell down.
"The idea is good, but the way to hide it is a bit stupid." Su Bai began to comment: "If you hide the money in the roll of paper and seal the two sides with other things, then the probability of being discovered is a little smaller."
"It really doesn't make much sense to glue money and paper together like he does to make rolls of paper."
"Honey, you can just imagine, if one day you are taking a tuba in the bathroom, everything will be exposed as soon as you take out the paper."
"And at those times there's no paper to wipe it down, it just adds fuel to the fire."
Seeing this, Su Bai couldn't help but shook his head: "It doesn't feel real at all. I reckon it might be a script directed and acted by myself, and the reason why this woman is so tough is to attract the audience to stay, so that the live broadcast It's easier to get hot."
"Honey, if it were you, what would you do?" Lin Qianyu asked casually.
"If it were me, I would put the money in a waterproof bag and stuff it into the toilet seat. Isn't that how bombs and mobile phones are played in spy movies."
Hearing Su Bai's words, Lin Qianyu couldn't help but sighed.
Alas, it's a pity, the private money in this place has been found out by myself.
I can only continue to watch the live broadcast room, hoping to see if I can get new inspiration from it.
I saw that the man and woman on the screen had moved from the bathroom to the kitchen, fighting very fiercely.
"Is there a kitchen?" The woman asked the man again.
"No, no."
"I believe you ghost, just now you said there is no living room and bathroom." The woman didn't believe the man's words, she opened the refrigerator and started searching for a while.
On one of the floors, there are neatly placed drinks...
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