"I'm a little bird,
want to fly, fly,
But it can't fly high,
I search, search, search, search,
a warm embrace,
Is such a requirement too high?
......"
Downstairs in the community, Su's father was holding two black plastic bags in his right hand, humming a little song, with a very happy expression on his face.
"Old Su, why are you so happy?" The neighbors on the side of the street saw him and greeted him.
"It's not that my son and daughter-in-law come to eat at home, I am very happy."
After all, as soon as I get older, I like to eat as a family.
Lively and down-to-earth~
"I really envy you. That kid in your family can come back to see you from time to time. It would be nice if my turtle grandson can come back once a year."
"There's nothing to be envious of. Your baby is so promising. If I remember correctly, he's making millions a year."
"No matter how much money you earn, it's useless. If you don't bring it with you, you don't take it with you when you die. Although you give me money every month, you can't spend it at my age. You can only wash your feet if you go to wash your feet." , I’m powerless, and besides, I’m not short of his money, giving birth to a son is the same as not having a son, what a motherfucker.”
"That's right, I won't tell you anymore, I'll go upstairs first, or the person at home will have to call again."
"Go, go, let's get together after we're done working, there are three missing one."
"Let's talk again."
Pa Su waved his hand, continued humming a little song and walked into the elevator.
He glanced down at the bag in his hand.
Yes, make up for these two little guys, and try to let them have a baby sooner.
"Ding dong~"
Soon, the elevator stopped, and Dad Su came to his door and took out the key from his pocket.
"click~"
As the door opened, Su's father shouted impatiently: "Honey, I'm back."
But the next moment, Papa Su was dumbfounded.
"Wife, what are you... are you doing?"
At the door, Mother Su was sitting on a stool with a serious face and staring at herself, holding a 12-year-old feather duster tightly in her hand, while her son and daughter-in-law seemed to be trying to hold back their laughter.
Immediately, an ominous premonition flooded Su's father, standing at the door was neither going in nor retreating.
"Why are you still sticking around? Why don't you come in quickly." Mother Su patted her thigh with a feather duster, feeling aggrieved in her heart.
I didn't expect that at this age, my old man would still hide his private money.
It's really childish~
"Wife, your posture makes people panic. Is this brat making you angry again? I will talk about it later." While putting on his slippers, Su's father tested the military situation. At the same time, he did not forget to wink at Su Bai and wanted to Find out in advance what happened during his absence.
However, Su Bai spread his hands, as if he had nothing to do with himself.
At the same time, the eyes conveyed a message.
Dad, if you mess with yourself, solve it yourself.
……
Ten minutes later, Father Su understood what had happened, and the way he looked at his son was self-evident.
What a "filial son", it's fine if he doesn't help, but he even adds to the chaos.
You should never have been born in the first place.
"Father, where are you looking? Look at this... Tell me honestly, what's going on?" Mother Su pointed to a pile of loose money on the table with a feather duster: "Tell me .”
"It's all the pocket money you usually give me, and I just put it there when I don't need it." Dad Su replied naively.
"Good guy, can you stuff it into the remote control?" Su's mother turned over the money on the table: "Hey, this is for the remote control, this is for the bathroom, this is... son, this is the money." Where is the part hidden?"
"This is from the photo frame in the bedroom." Su Bai responded quickly.
It's just that once again I received a critical attack from Su's father's eyes, and for the first time in my heart regretted why Su Bai was not a daughter, or at least it was a caring little padded jacket.
It's not like now, the torn padded jacket is fine, and it still leaks air.
"Look, you can accidentally put pocket money into the photo frame. If it wasn't for my son coming back, I wouldn't even know it happened." Su's mother glared at Su's father angrily: "Let's talk about it yourself. Where is the private money hidden?"
Father Su gritted his teeth, and finally decided to cut his arm to survive, and pointed to the location of the air conditioner.
"Mom, I'll come." As soon as Su Bai saw the position pointed by his father, he immediately moved over to it.
After a while of fiddling, I found 300 yuan in the cover behind the air conditioner.
"Is there any more?" Su's mother took the money from Su Bai and asked Su's father again.
"No, there's not much pocket money every month, the rest is in the bank card, it's urgent money." Su's father shook his head, very frankly.
"That's about the same." Su's mother stuffed the private money found out directly into Su's father's pocket: "Hold it by yourself, we are old couples, there is no need to make such a mess, we are not like sons and Yu'er We've only been married for two years, so there's no need to hide private money like them."
Seeing Su's mother put the money into his pocket, Su's father was not very happy, but showed annoyed expression.
If I had known this earlier, I would have...
result.
"Mom, I didn't notice just now that there are still a lot of hidden compartments next to it." Su Bai reached out and took out more than 500 yuan: "Did Dad just say that there are no more?"
The scene suddenly became embarrassing, Su's father frowned, his expression was very complicated.
"Old man, you can really hide it! I'll give you the previous one, and if I find out later, it will be confiscated, making you dishonest." Mother Su couldn't help but patted Father Su's arm and scolded with a smile.
"Mom, compared to Su Bai, Dad is pretty good. You don't know that Su Bai not only hides banknotes, but also hides gold." Lin Qianyu on the side hurriedly comforted Su's mother: "And this guy actually put the The money is hidden in the wine bottle, if I hadn’t made beer duck that day, I wouldn’t have found it until now.”
As everyone knows, when Lin Qianyu said this, Su's father frowned even deeper.
Gold, wine bottles...
Father Su turned his head to look at his son, and really doubted whether this guy's method of hiding money was learned from him.
"Son, keep looking for it, and find it later to give you extra meals." Mother Su waved the banknotes in her hand: "Yu'er, help to look for it too."
"Mom, I'm going right now."
"Okay~"
Dad Su: Did I give birth to a prodigal?
……
Half an hour later, with the efforts of Su Bai and Lin Qianyu, they found seven places where the money was hidden, totaling 6123 yuan, six of which were found by Su Bai.
No way, who made Su Bai the ceiling of the hidden money world?
Some slightly unreasonable places can be seen by Su Bai at a glance.
This level is simply better than a metal detector.
Not only that, Su Bai also found a booklet of "Secretary Training Manual" in the closet.
When Lin Qianyu wasn't paying attention, she secretly stuffed it into her pants, and was going to study it carefully when no one was around, to see if she could unlock some new ways to hide private money?
In other words, it's time to move.
Otherwise, the house would be so big, and now the golden umbrella that I worked so hard to build would be exposed.
If Lin Qianyu is allowed to continue searching, as time goes by, who knows what more "explosive" places will be found.
"Old man, tell me, how did you get all this money?" Looking at the table of banknotes, Su's mother was also a little shocked.
After all, almost no one uses cash when going out now, so what's the point of keeping so much cash at home?
"Alas..." Papa Su sighed: "I won this by playing mahjong. It's unusual that you don't like me playing mahjong, so I put all the money I earned into inconspicuous places."
"If not, you can ask Old Wang next door, he can help to testify."
After receiving Dad Su's reply, Mother Su turned her head and walked into the kitchen: "Don't be dazed, come here and help me cook."
Seeing that Su's mother was not angry, Su's father breathed a sigh of relief: "Here we come."
At the same time, his eyes glanced at the direction of the wine bottle again.
Fortunately, I left a little for myself...
Su Bai at the side was also about to step forward to help, but Lin Qianyu still stopped him: "Don't go up and join in the fun, let your parents be alone for a while."
Sure enough, the conversation between the two soon came from the kitchen.
"Old man, I didn't let you play mahjong. It was when you were young. I'm afraid you will become addicted to playing mahjong."
"You talk about it. At our age, it's normal to score 80 points and play mahjong. Isn't this the same as when I go to square dancing."
"I don't care if you play mahjong in the future. I only have one request. Playing a small game will make you happy, but playing a big game will hurt your health." Mother Su sighed, "Our current life is indeed quite monotonous. If those two children can hurry up and give us a grandson alright."
"My child, this kind of thing can't be forced. It will happen naturally when they are ready. Otherwise, the harder you push, they will have a rebellious mentality later." When Su's father heard that he could play mahjong freely in the future, his mood Instantly got better.
It seems that the fact that private money was found today is not a bad thing.
"That's not the way to say it. You have to have a baby as soon as possible. Otherwise, we will be too old, and we will have backaches and backaches, and we won't be able to help with the baby. Besides, think about us at that time, no They all have babies as soon as they get married."
"It's not that time. It's normal for young people nowadays to want to continue living a two-person world. Mommy, don't say it when you're eating. Just remind me later."
"I know, I know, I'm not that kind of person."
In the living room, Su Bai and Lin Qianyu looked at each other and smiled.
"Husband, if parents know that we are working hard to make babies, will they be very happy?" Lin Qianyu blinked mischievously: "I have had enough of the two-person world, and then I will think about the three-person relationship." world."
"Shhh, after I'm sure I'm pregnant, I'll give them a surprise. I'll continue to work hard when I get back tonight." Su Bai pinched Lin Qianyu's little nose, and teased with a smile.
"Husband, the intensity has been so intense recently, why don't you take a few days off?" Lin Qianyu couldn't help shaking when she heard that Su Bai wanted to continue working hard at night.
"No, men can't say no, trust me, it's definitely possible." Su Bai patted his chest: "I'm very good."
"Husband, I know you are very good, but I want to rest for two days, my back is sore~"
"Ah...then I lighten up?"
"Hmph, you just know!"
want to fly, fly,
But it can't fly high,
I search, search, search, search,
a warm embrace,
Is such a requirement too high?
......"
Downstairs in the community, Su's father was holding two black plastic bags in his right hand, humming a little song, with a very happy expression on his face.
"Old Su, why are you so happy?" The neighbors on the side of the street saw him and greeted him.
"It's not that my son and daughter-in-law come to eat at home, I am very happy."
After all, as soon as I get older, I like to eat as a family.
Lively and down-to-earth~
"I really envy you. That kid in your family can come back to see you from time to time. It would be nice if my turtle grandson can come back once a year."
"There's nothing to be envious of. Your baby is so promising. If I remember correctly, he's making millions a year."
"No matter how much money you earn, it's useless. If you don't bring it with you, you don't take it with you when you die. Although you give me money every month, you can't spend it at my age. You can only wash your feet if you go to wash your feet." , I’m powerless, and besides, I’m not short of his money, giving birth to a son is the same as not having a son, what a motherfucker.”
"That's right, I won't tell you anymore, I'll go upstairs first, or the person at home will have to call again."
"Go, go, let's get together after we're done working, there are three missing one."
"Let's talk again."
Pa Su waved his hand, continued humming a little song and walked into the elevator.
He glanced down at the bag in his hand.
Yes, make up for these two little guys, and try to let them have a baby sooner.
"Ding dong~"
Soon, the elevator stopped, and Dad Su came to his door and took out the key from his pocket.
"click~"
As the door opened, Su's father shouted impatiently: "Honey, I'm back."
But the next moment, Papa Su was dumbfounded.
"Wife, what are you... are you doing?"
At the door, Mother Su was sitting on a stool with a serious face and staring at herself, holding a 12-year-old feather duster tightly in her hand, while her son and daughter-in-law seemed to be trying to hold back their laughter.
Immediately, an ominous premonition flooded Su's father, standing at the door was neither going in nor retreating.
"Why are you still sticking around? Why don't you come in quickly." Mother Su patted her thigh with a feather duster, feeling aggrieved in her heart.
I didn't expect that at this age, my old man would still hide his private money.
It's really childish~
"Wife, your posture makes people panic. Is this brat making you angry again? I will talk about it later." While putting on his slippers, Su's father tested the military situation. At the same time, he did not forget to wink at Su Bai and wanted to Find out in advance what happened during his absence.
However, Su Bai spread his hands, as if he had nothing to do with himself.
At the same time, the eyes conveyed a message.
Dad, if you mess with yourself, solve it yourself.
……
Ten minutes later, Father Su understood what had happened, and the way he looked at his son was self-evident.
What a "filial son", it's fine if he doesn't help, but he even adds to the chaos.
You should never have been born in the first place.
"Father, where are you looking? Look at this... Tell me honestly, what's going on?" Mother Su pointed to a pile of loose money on the table with a feather duster: "Tell me .”
"It's all the pocket money you usually give me, and I just put it there when I don't need it." Dad Su replied naively.
"Good guy, can you stuff it into the remote control?" Su's mother turned over the money on the table: "Hey, this is for the remote control, this is for the bathroom, this is... son, this is the money." Where is the part hidden?"
"This is from the photo frame in the bedroom." Su Bai responded quickly.
It's just that once again I received a critical attack from Su's father's eyes, and for the first time in my heart regretted why Su Bai was not a daughter, or at least it was a caring little padded jacket.
It's not like now, the torn padded jacket is fine, and it still leaks air.
"Look, you can accidentally put pocket money into the photo frame. If it wasn't for my son coming back, I wouldn't even know it happened." Su's mother glared at Su's father angrily: "Let's talk about it yourself. Where is the private money hidden?"
Father Su gritted his teeth, and finally decided to cut his arm to survive, and pointed to the location of the air conditioner.
"Mom, I'll come." As soon as Su Bai saw the position pointed by his father, he immediately moved over to it.
After a while of fiddling, I found 300 yuan in the cover behind the air conditioner.
"Is there any more?" Su's mother took the money from Su Bai and asked Su's father again.
"No, there's not much pocket money every month, the rest is in the bank card, it's urgent money." Su's father shook his head, very frankly.
"That's about the same." Su's mother stuffed the private money found out directly into Su's father's pocket: "Hold it by yourself, we are old couples, there is no need to make such a mess, we are not like sons and Yu'er We've only been married for two years, so there's no need to hide private money like them."
Seeing Su's mother put the money into his pocket, Su's father was not very happy, but showed annoyed expression.
If I had known this earlier, I would have...
result.
"Mom, I didn't notice just now that there are still a lot of hidden compartments next to it." Su Bai reached out and took out more than 500 yuan: "Did Dad just say that there are no more?"
The scene suddenly became embarrassing, Su's father frowned, his expression was very complicated.
"Old man, you can really hide it! I'll give you the previous one, and if I find out later, it will be confiscated, making you dishonest." Mother Su couldn't help but patted Father Su's arm and scolded with a smile.
"Mom, compared to Su Bai, Dad is pretty good. You don't know that Su Bai not only hides banknotes, but also hides gold." Lin Qianyu on the side hurriedly comforted Su's mother: "And this guy actually put the The money is hidden in the wine bottle, if I hadn’t made beer duck that day, I wouldn’t have found it until now.”
As everyone knows, when Lin Qianyu said this, Su's father frowned even deeper.
Gold, wine bottles...
Father Su turned his head to look at his son, and really doubted whether this guy's method of hiding money was learned from him.
"Son, keep looking for it, and find it later to give you extra meals." Mother Su waved the banknotes in her hand: "Yu'er, help to look for it too."
"Mom, I'm going right now."
"Okay~"
Dad Su: Did I give birth to a prodigal?
……
Half an hour later, with the efforts of Su Bai and Lin Qianyu, they found seven places where the money was hidden, totaling 6123 yuan, six of which were found by Su Bai.
No way, who made Su Bai the ceiling of the hidden money world?
Some slightly unreasonable places can be seen by Su Bai at a glance.
This level is simply better than a metal detector.
Not only that, Su Bai also found a booklet of "Secretary Training Manual" in the closet.
When Lin Qianyu wasn't paying attention, she secretly stuffed it into her pants, and was going to study it carefully when no one was around, to see if she could unlock some new ways to hide private money?
In other words, it's time to move.
Otherwise, the house would be so big, and now the golden umbrella that I worked so hard to build would be exposed.
If Lin Qianyu is allowed to continue searching, as time goes by, who knows what more "explosive" places will be found.
"Old man, tell me, how did you get all this money?" Looking at the table of banknotes, Su's mother was also a little shocked.
After all, almost no one uses cash when going out now, so what's the point of keeping so much cash at home?
"Alas..." Papa Su sighed: "I won this by playing mahjong. It's unusual that you don't like me playing mahjong, so I put all the money I earned into inconspicuous places."
"If not, you can ask Old Wang next door, he can help to testify."
After receiving Dad Su's reply, Mother Su turned her head and walked into the kitchen: "Don't be dazed, come here and help me cook."
Seeing that Su's mother was not angry, Su's father breathed a sigh of relief: "Here we come."
At the same time, his eyes glanced at the direction of the wine bottle again.
Fortunately, I left a little for myself...
Su Bai at the side was also about to step forward to help, but Lin Qianyu still stopped him: "Don't go up and join in the fun, let your parents be alone for a while."
Sure enough, the conversation between the two soon came from the kitchen.
"Old man, I didn't let you play mahjong. It was when you were young. I'm afraid you will become addicted to playing mahjong."
"You talk about it. At our age, it's normal to score 80 points and play mahjong. Isn't this the same as when I go to square dancing."
"I don't care if you play mahjong in the future. I only have one request. Playing a small game will make you happy, but playing a big game will hurt your health." Mother Su sighed, "Our current life is indeed quite monotonous. If those two children can hurry up and give us a grandson alright."
"My child, this kind of thing can't be forced. It will happen naturally when they are ready. Otherwise, the harder you push, they will have a rebellious mentality later." When Su's father heard that he could play mahjong freely in the future, his mood Instantly got better.
It seems that the fact that private money was found today is not a bad thing.
"That's not the way to say it. You have to have a baby as soon as possible. Otherwise, we will be too old, and we will have backaches and backaches, and we won't be able to help with the baby. Besides, think about us at that time, no They all have babies as soon as they get married."
"It's not that time. It's normal for young people nowadays to want to continue living a two-person world. Mommy, don't say it when you're eating. Just remind me later."
"I know, I know, I'm not that kind of person."
In the living room, Su Bai and Lin Qianyu looked at each other and smiled.
"Husband, if parents know that we are working hard to make babies, will they be very happy?" Lin Qianyu blinked mischievously: "I have had enough of the two-person world, and then I will think about the three-person relationship." world."
"Shhh, after I'm sure I'm pregnant, I'll give them a surprise. I'll continue to work hard when I get back tonight." Su Bai pinched Lin Qianyu's little nose, and teased with a smile.
"Husband, the intensity has been so intense recently, why don't you take a few days off?" Lin Qianyu couldn't help shaking when she heard that Su Bai wanted to continue working hard at night.
"No, men can't say no, trust me, it's definitely possible." Su Bai patted his chest: "I'm very good."
"Husband, I know you are very good, but I want to rest for two days, my back is sore~"
"Ah...then I lighten up?"
"Hmph, you just know!"
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