Siheyuan: Arrest sticks at the beginning, awaken the god-level system
Chapter 63 No toilet paper?Do you want half a brick?
After receiving He Yuzhu's order, Ma Hua felt much more relaxed and happy, and by the way, forgot about the annoying matter of spraying dirty things on his face just now, and ran to Xu Damao.
"Da Mao, Silly Zhu was squatting in the toilet just now, and now his legs are numb, and he can't get up for the time being, but he said he has no objection, just wants to ask Section Chief Lu what he thinks through you?"
Xu Damao frowned when he heard this: "You mean he can't get through now? Let me go to the toilet and talk to him face to face."
Seeing that Xu Damao is not so easy to fool, Ma Hua's eyeballs rolled around, thinking about it.
"Who said it wasn't? Now everyone in the factory knows that Section Chief Lu takes care of you. I guess Shazhu wants to know what Section Chief Lu really thinks through you. After all, he is a cook, how dare he talk to Section Chief Lu? Complaint?"
This kind of explanation not only perfectly answered Xu Damao's question, but more importantly, he flattered and sugar-coated cannonballs, which directly blasted this guy a little smugly: "Your analysis makes sense, think about it, he is a big spoon How dare the cook compete with Section Chief Lu, so what position is he in? I'll go and see!"
The bait was so easy to bite the bait, and Ma Hua beamed with joy: "It's in the toilet not far in front, the first squatting hole when the door is opened, oh yes, he forgot to bring toilet paper, please help me by the way."
"Out of paper? Isn't this a good opportunity! Bring him toilet paper? It's enough to bring him a few Tukra bosses to wipe his ass!"
The more Xu Damao listened, the more excited he became, as if he had seen He Yuzhu squatting on the pit with difficulty, begging for mercy.
At the moment, he didn't care about talking to Ma Hua, so he picked up a few pieces of soil from the side of the road and put them in his arms. Xu Damao couldn't wait to see He Yuzhu's crying face.
After getting the tools ready, Xu Damao tiptoed into the toilet, originally wanting to catch him by surprise, but as soon as he showed his head, he saw his deadly enemy, Sha Zhu, staring at him covetously.
There is no sign of numbness in the legs as Ma Hua said, and there is no crouching, but for some reason, the pants on one leg are wet.
Of course they all came, Xu Damao was not cowardly, he threw the two half bricks in his hand to He Yuzhu's feet, raised his head and asked, "Sizhu, why are you standing here so stupidly? Didn't you say that you didn't bring toilet paper?"Could it be that you wiped it with your finger just now? "
When enemies meet, they are extremely jealous!He Yuzhu would not be polite to Xu Damao, and snorted coldly: "It's none of your business to wipe it with something? I haven't asked you yet, did you sprinkle foam on the clothes and shoes I hung outside last night?" Urine?"
Hearing this question, Xu Damao's heart skipped a beat, knowing that the visitor was not kind, and just about to take a few steps back, only to find that He Yuzhu was blocking behind him without showing any trace, so he had no choice but to insist: "Don't talk nonsense , You have wronged the good man, the ghost knows when you dried your clothes and shoes."
While explaining, Xu Damao looked at the surrounding escape routes from the corner of his eyes, but sadly found that the situation seemed very serious.
In order to prevent Xu Damao from escaping, He Yuzhu locked the back door of the toilet long ago, and even cleaned up all the weapons around him, so that only the two bricks he took out were on the whole ground. To do something.
Xu Damao took a few steps back tremblingly, and picked up the two small bricks in fear. He Yuzhu felt that he didn't bother to hide it, and directly took out the shit stirring stick from behind, dancing vigorously in the air.
"He Yuzhu, what do you mean by this? Now is a special season for showing movies. Deputy Director Li and the factory director are still waiting. What's more, Section Chief Lu will go shopping with me at night. You'd better think clearly as a result of!"
In such a frightening situation, Xu Damao's forehead was already sweating, he raised his head rather stiffly, and wiped the sweat away.
"Hey, don't you understand this situation? You don't even understand the reason for closing the door and beating dogs?"
Holding the back wall weakly, Xu Damao looked at this scene like a mirror in his heart, and knew that the gutter was about to capsize, and He Yuzhu, a bastard, was here to make trouble.
The so-called strike first is the best, and then you suffer disaster. At this point, no matter how weak Xu Damao is, he jumps over the wall and throws two small bricks picked up on the road at He Yuzhu, cursing dirtyly: "Stupid Zhu, you are such a bully, I have to fight to the death for you today!"
"The fish is dead and the net is broken? Xu Damao, you think too highly of yourself, a bastard with sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet!"
He Yuzhu couldn't bear it anymore. Xu Damao, a bastard, was already pulling poop on his head, so there was a reason for forbearance, and he didn't care about the two small bricks thrown by the other party. On Xu Damao's stomach, he kicked the thin Xu Damao two meters away in an instant.
"Silly, you, you fucking dare to hit me,"
"Don't tell me, you're the bastard who beat you."
He Yuzhu's head was broken and bleeding from being hit by two bricks, and he was even more annoyed. He immediately rushed forward, picked up the shit-stirring stick, pressed Xu Damao to the ground and beat him violently. He didn't even let go of the stick when it broke. Xu Damao fell to the ground.
There is a huge disparity in strength between the two parties, how could Xu Damao be the chef's opponent?After a few face-to-face encounters, the ability to resist was completely lost.
He Yuzhu had big arms and a thick waist, and didn't even have an extra process. Without saying a word, he directly pulled Xu Damao's hair and bumped it into the wet ground, directly making Xu Damao into a mess.
With the rhythmic bang on his forehead, Xu Damao's screams instantly resounded through the entire cloudy sky.Xu Damao, who was covered in cuts and bruises, felt like his whole body was falling apart.
This guy He Yuzhu may have accumulated too much resentment, and his attack was too ruthless, especially with the violent beating on the head, bursts of dizziness rushed to the sky, and he suppressed the dizziness in his head. Xu Damao secretly groaned in his heart, wishing to grow more Come on two legs.
"Damn silly Zhu, I didn't attack lightly or seriously. At the beginning, I was kind enough to pick up two bricks to help you wipe your butt. I was willing to help you because I lived under the same roof. Hands are so ruthless!"
Xu Damao was so distraught. In fact, he didn't have too much pursuit. To be promoted to a director is his dream. It would be best to remarry a wife and multiply his family. He finally climbed into Lu Yunsheng's thigh. Who would have expected that When I met He Yuzhu, a guy who made people die...
In the movie playing square, Qin Jingru had a difficult time. The impact on her three views today was too great. When she first came here, she felt that Xu Damao was more capable. After all, he could set up a projector and Show movies every day.
After listening to Qin Huairu's consolation, I felt that He Yuzhu was the most capable person. Who made him have a good cooking skill and could go to the leader's house to cook. If he pleases the leader, it would be great, but facing Lu Yun l invitation.
Qin Jingru, who has limited cognitive ability, is in trouble again...
"Da Mao, Silly Zhu was squatting in the toilet just now, and now his legs are numb, and he can't get up for the time being, but he said he has no objection, just wants to ask Section Chief Lu what he thinks through you?"
Xu Damao frowned when he heard this: "You mean he can't get through now? Let me go to the toilet and talk to him face to face."
Seeing that Xu Damao is not so easy to fool, Ma Hua's eyeballs rolled around, thinking about it.
"Who said it wasn't? Now everyone in the factory knows that Section Chief Lu takes care of you. I guess Shazhu wants to know what Section Chief Lu really thinks through you. After all, he is a cook, how dare he talk to Section Chief Lu? Complaint?"
This kind of explanation not only perfectly answered Xu Damao's question, but more importantly, he flattered and sugar-coated cannonballs, which directly blasted this guy a little smugly: "Your analysis makes sense, think about it, he is a big spoon How dare the cook compete with Section Chief Lu, so what position is he in? I'll go and see!"
The bait was so easy to bite the bait, and Ma Hua beamed with joy: "It's in the toilet not far in front, the first squatting hole when the door is opened, oh yes, he forgot to bring toilet paper, please help me by the way."
"Out of paper? Isn't this a good opportunity! Bring him toilet paper? It's enough to bring him a few Tukra bosses to wipe his ass!"
The more Xu Damao listened, the more excited he became, as if he had seen He Yuzhu squatting on the pit with difficulty, begging for mercy.
At the moment, he didn't care about talking to Ma Hua, so he picked up a few pieces of soil from the side of the road and put them in his arms. Xu Damao couldn't wait to see He Yuzhu's crying face.
After getting the tools ready, Xu Damao tiptoed into the toilet, originally wanting to catch him by surprise, but as soon as he showed his head, he saw his deadly enemy, Sha Zhu, staring at him covetously.
There is no sign of numbness in the legs as Ma Hua said, and there is no crouching, but for some reason, the pants on one leg are wet.
Of course they all came, Xu Damao was not cowardly, he threw the two half bricks in his hand to He Yuzhu's feet, raised his head and asked, "Sizhu, why are you standing here so stupidly? Didn't you say that you didn't bring toilet paper?"Could it be that you wiped it with your finger just now? "
When enemies meet, they are extremely jealous!He Yuzhu would not be polite to Xu Damao, and snorted coldly: "It's none of your business to wipe it with something? I haven't asked you yet, did you sprinkle foam on the clothes and shoes I hung outside last night?" Urine?"
Hearing this question, Xu Damao's heart skipped a beat, knowing that the visitor was not kind, and just about to take a few steps back, only to find that He Yuzhu was blocking behind him without showing any trace, so he had no choice but to insist: "Don't talk nonsense , You have wronged the good man, the ghost knows when you dried your clothes and shoes."
While explaining, Xu Damao looked at the surrounding escape routes from the corner of his eyes, but sadly found that the situation seemed very serious.
In order to prevent Xu Damao from escaping, He Yuzhu locked the back door of the toilet long ago, and even cleaned up all the weapons around him, so that only the two bricks he took out were on the whole ground. To do something.
Xu Damao took a few steps back tremblingly, and picked up the two small bricks in fear. He Yuzhu felt that he didn't bother to hide it, and directly took out the shit stirring stick from behind, dancing vigorously in the air.
"He Yuzhu, what do you mean by this? Now is a special season for showing movies. Deputy Director Li and the factory director are still waiting. What's more, Section Chief Lu will go shopping with me at night. You'd better think clearly as a result of!"
In such a frightening situation, Xu Damao's forehead was already sweating, he raised his head rather stiffly, and wiped the sweat away.
"Hey, don't you understand this situation? You don't even understand the reason for closing the door and beating dogs?"
Holding the back wall weakly, Xu Damao looked at this scene like a mirror in his heart, and knew that the gutter was about to capsize, and He Yuzhu, a bastard, was here to make trouble.
The so-called strike first is the best, and then you suffer disaster. At this point, no matter how weak Xu Damao is, he jumps over the wall and throws two small bricks picked up on the road at He Yuzhu, cursing dirtyly: "Stupid Zhu, you are such a bully, I have to fight to the death for you today!"
"The fish is dead and the net is broken? Xu Damao, you think too highly of yourself, a bastard with sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet!"
He Yuzhu couldn't bear it anymore. Xu Damao, a bastard, was already pulling poop on his head, so there was a reason for forbearance, and he didn't care about the two small bricks thrown by the other party. On Xu Damao's stomach, he kicked the thin Xu Damao two meters away in an instant.
"Silly, you, you fucking dare to hit me,"
"Don't tell me, you're the bastard who beat you."
He Yuzhu's head was broken and bleeding from being hit by two bricks, and he was even more annoyed. He immediately rushed forward, picked up the shit-stirring stick, pressed Xu Damao to the ground and beat him violently. He didn't even let go of the stick when it broke. Xu Damao fell to the ground.
There is a huge disparity in strength between the two parties, how could Xu Damao be the chef's opponent?After a few face-to-face encounters, the ability to resist was completely lost.
He Yuzhu had big arms and a thick waist, and didn't even have an extra process. Without saying a word, he directly pulled Xu Damao's hair and bumped it into the wet ground, directly making Xu Damao into a mess.
With the rhythmic bang on his forehead, Xu Damao's screams instantly resounded through the entire cloudy sky.Xu Damao, who was covered in cuts and bruises, felt like his whole body was falling apart.
This guy He Yuzhu may have accumulated too much resentment, and his attack was too ruthless, especially with the violent beating on the head, bursts of dizziness rushed to the sky, and he suppressed the dizziness in his head. Xu Damao secretly groaned in his heart, wishing to grow more Come on two legs.
"Damn silly Zhu, I didn't attack lightly or seriously. At the beginning, I was kind enough to pick up two bricks to help you wipe your butt. I was willing to help you because I lived under the same roof. Hands are so ruthless!"
Xu Damao was so distraught. In fact, he didn't have too much pursuit. To be promoted to a director is his dream. It would be best to remarry a wife and multiply his family. He finally climbed into Lu Yunsheng's thigh. Who would have expected that When I met He Yuzhu, a guy who made people die...
In the movie playing square, Qin Jingru had a difficult time. The impact on her three views today was too great. When she first came here, she felt that Xu Damao was more capable. After all, he could set up a projector and Show movies every day.
After listening to Qin Huairu's consolation, I felt that He Yuzhu was the most capable person. Who made him have a good cooking skill and could go to the leader's house to cook. If he pleases the leader, it would be great, but facing Lu Yun l invitation.
Qin Jingru, who has limited cognitive ability, is in trouble again...
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