Siheyuan: Arrest sticks at the beginning, awaken the god-level system

Life is not a pie in the sky, but it can be yellow dung flying in, destroying your sense of smell, and then whipping your self-esteem back and forth, turning you into a distorted maggot.

He Yuzhu was in such a state of mind at this moment. The half of his leg might have been soaked in water, and he slowly regained consciousness. cotton shoes.

If he felt right, there still seemed to be a lot of ice slag inside. Rao He Yuzhu was strong and vigorous, with a lot of fat all over his body to keep warm and keep out the cold, but he shivered subconsciously.

"Ma Hua, you bastard, if you don't explain it today, you don't stand on your guard, why are you so stupid to come here and beat you into a pig's head to make you understand why flowers are so popular!"

With a face of mourning, Ma Hua was not to mention how depressed he was, he was also taken advantage of, and he came to report the news with good intentions, but in the end he was sprayed with dirty things, and even got scolded a few times.

If it weren't for He Yuzhu's identity, Ma Hua would have started to yell, but despite this, Ma Hua replied tremblingly: "Didn't you say that you want to look after Qin Jingru outside, and there was nothing unusual at first, but Xu Damao came, and he said After a few sentences, the situation is different."

"Xu Damao? What did that bastard come here for? He definitely wanted to mess things up. I just said that the shoes and clothes hanging out last night were inexplicably soaked in hot urine. I dare say this bastard is responsible for it."

He Yuzhu couldn't calm down instantly when he heard that Xu Damao appeared on the stage. With his understanding of Xu Damao, this damn kid can't hold back a good fart every time. After fighting wits and courage for so many years, it can be said that there is no one in the whole Forty-Nine City He knows Xu Damao better than him, and no one knows Xu Damao's tricks better than him.

That dog thing, farts can stink for three miles against the wind!
"Well, it's not that he wants to make trouble, but that your brother-in-law Lu Yunsheng, Section Chief Lu, wants to make trouble and invite Qin Jingru to have dinner together at night. How can you have anything to do then?"

Rubbing his face under the faucet, Ma Hua was shivering from the cold, and he did not forget to add a few words: "Let me see, master, you should give up, toads can't eat swan meat, hurry up and find Cuihua in the cafeteria Or make do with it like a flower!"

"What? You mean that Lu Yunsheng came out halfway and wanted to have dinner with Qin Jingru. Didn't he get tired of being with the rain all day long? Why, eat inside and out? There's not enough food in the bowl? You have to run over and grab the pot to eat ?”

He didn't care whether the water in the faucet was cold in winter, so he put the filthy leg of the board in the faucet and rinsed it. It was so cold that he gritted his teeth, but he couldn't restrain the anger in his heart.

This Lu Yunsheng really didn't give him any face. A few days ago, he caught Jia Zhang's stick in public, but this time he actually wanted to disturb his brother-in-law. For He Yuzhu, who has been single for nearly 30 years , Shi can bear it, what can't bear it!
"I'm also wondering, isn't Section Chief Lu and Sister Yushui dating? Who would have thought that he would intervene in such a way? It's really unethical to do this, but there's nothing you can do about it. What's more, people..."

Ma Hua didn't dare to continue in the middle of the conversation, because He Yuzhu took out a shit-stirring stick from nowhere and waved it viciously in the air a few times with half of his wet foot in his hands. Without washing it, he just gritted his teeth and said: " Xu Damao is a bitch, if you don't show him some color, he's going to drag his tail to the sky!"

The shit stirring stick was about the size of a child's arm, and the lower half was already covered with a thick layer of scab due to the perennial smell and stirring. , Disgusting is really disgusting.

"Master, isn't this bad? After all, it's a special day for the entire factory to show movies. There are so many leaders in the factory. If it really gets out of hand, it's probably too late to go around."

Seeing He Yuzhu's grinning face, Ma Hua was a little nervous, no wonder people said: soft ones are afraid of hard ones, hard ones are afraid of horizontal ones, and horizontal ones are afraid of wearing shoes with bare feet!
He Yuzhu was very happy to go down with a few sticks, and the matter of trying to watch the movie with great difficulty would be for naught, not to mention that if he was involved, the consequences would be unimaginable.

"What are you afraid of, you? Look at how cowardly you are! But what you said is also reasonable. Xu Damao wants to clean it up, but he needs to use his brains. As for Lu Yunsheng, he has to think of another way."

Although He Yuzhu is called Silly Zhu, this person has nothing to do with stupidity in essence. Except for the occasional IQ drops to negative in front of Qin Huairu, this guy is a fine person on other occasions. I dare not say anything else. The guy inside for self-defense can scare him to pieces.

Peanuts are no joke!

What's more, Xu Damao and Lu Yunsheng are not No. 1 people. Don't look at him as a fool all day long, but he also knows that Lu Yunsheng can't afford to offend him, so he can only vent his anger on Xu Damao. Just beat it.

Anyway, he, He Yuzhugen, was a poor man of three generations in Zhengmiaohong, and Xu Damao married a daughter of a stinking old nine.

"By the way, master, this matter has to be considered in the long run. You should put down the shit stick first, and go back to the movies honestly with a calm mind. Wait for the limelight to pass. Find a chance in the dead of night, put the sack on your head, and Xu Damao beat you. I'll hit it too!"

Seeing that He Yuzhu was not so reckless at last, Ma Hua finally breathed a sigh of relief. He was really afraid that He Yuzhu would recklessly drive Xu Damao with his shit-stirring stick, and there would definitely be a mess.

He put the shit stirrer in the cesspit and stirred it again for a few times, and He Yuzhu replied in a rough voice: "Let him go so cheap? It's a good idea. Didn't he let you pass the message, you now Also send a message to him, saying that it is not impossible for He Yuzhu to quit, but you must ask him to come and tell me in person, just say that I forgot to bring toilet paper, and let him deliver it by the way."

Regarding Xu Damao's twists and turns, He Yuzhu can figure it out. Knowing that this guy is arrogant, he will definitely drop his vigilance and frame him on the grounds that he didn't bring toilet paper. It's bad luck The guy will definitely come over to gloat, but when the time comes, he can't help it.

Thinking of this, He Yuzhu finally felt a little better, and beckoned to Ma Hua again: "When the time comes, you should act a little better, and you'd better believe this guy's deception is real, and you don't have to come here after the incident, so as not to get burned."

"That's no problem. I haven't lost in acting. Master, you just wait and see how I can trick him out."

Ma Hua was waiting for this sentence, and quickly agreed with a smile on his face. Anyway, as long as he doesn't get involved, He Yuzhu can do whatever he wants, and he happened to be watching the fun outside.

Who makes entertainment life so scarce in this era, it seems pretty good that a dog eats a dog.