Villain: Starting from the villain, being the ancestor of all the protagonists

When Xiao Fan heard this, he spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

His patience has really reached its limit, and if he continues like this, he knows in his heart that his internal organs will probably be hurt by anger.

When a gap was drawn, Xiao Fan rushed out directly, and ran outside quickly.

Can't stay here anymore!
"Don't run away, call the police and take him back to the mental hospital."

"Yeah, I always eat and drink outside this day, which affects the appearance of the city."

"..."

Everyone was talking about it, but no one did it.

Many people who eat melons are like this. They only talk about it and don't have any practical operations.

The young man who peed seemed to be in shock, sweating all over his head. How could he meet such a person?
Good guy, if drinking and drinking is not satisfying, and you are afraid of wasting it, why don't you give me a wrap?
Hiss~ It's terrible.

Xiao Fan was running around aimlessly at this time, and suddenly saw the bus stop.

Yes, the bus!
Just take the car back to Su's house.

Xiao Fan stood at the corner of the bus station, trying to make himself inconspicuous.

However, the smell of feces from the inside out, and the few farts that pop out from time to time, it's hard not to attract attention.

Just now Xiao Fan also pricked many acupuncture points with silver needles, but it didn't work, he could only barely feel it, and he could hold back a little.

At this time, a greasy man in sloppy clothes walked towards Xiao Fan, Xiao Fan's heart trembled slightly when he saw this.

Today he was really a little scared, afraid of any unexpected small situation, he instinctively took two steps back.

"Brother...brother, how many...how many roads do you take?" the slovenly man asked stutteringly.

Xiao Fan frowned vigilantly, originally wanted to drive him away or ignore him, but one more thing is worse than one less thing, so answer it.

Then he said in a low voice: "I take the [-]nd bus, what's the matter?"

"Oooh, it's nothing...it's nothing, I just saw...see that you have some affinity, and want...to make friends with you." The slovenly man said with a smile.

Xiao Fan was already upset, but he was even more depressed when he heard the sloppy man's stuttering words.

"No need."

"Don't...don't, brother, I just want...want to ask you...where did you beg for food? I'm new here and don't know the rules."

It's no wonder that the sloppy man thinks too much, this Xiao Fan's dress is indeed somewhat similar to his, especially the smell on his body is actually heavier than his.

He has been out for so many years, but he has never met anyone who smells worse than himself.

Xiao Fan: "???"

How do you think you can say such a thing, I look like a fucking beggar?
What a fucking bad luck!
Xiao Fan stopped talking, but turned around and looked at the road again, and continued to look at the road.

The stuttering voice sounded again.

"Brother...brother...brother, you..."

Before the sloppy man finished speaking, Xiao Fan turned around and glared at him, his tone as calm as possible: "What else is there?"

"you you……"

The sloppy man kept stuttering, unable to speak.

Xiao Fan was worried for him.

Finally, after a few moments.

The sloppy man slapped himself twice, and said anxiously, "You...your bus came just now."

"Fuck!" Xiao Fan was startled when he heard this.

Looking into the distance, sure enough, I saw a bus with 402 written on it.

Xiao Fan was trembling with anger, and looked at the sloppy man madly: "If you don't call me the fuck, I'll see it myself, get out!"

What Xiao Fan said was the truth, he had been staring at the road the bus was passing by all the time, so he would definitely be able to see it when his car came over.

But when this sloppy man insisted on calling him, he subconsciously turned around and missed it.

"I'll fuck you!" Xiao Fan roared angrily, then moved away and squatted in a corner by himself.

This time Xiao Fan learned to be smart, and he resolutely refused to talk to others, so he squatted in the corner silently.

During the period, I also bought two bottles of water and rinsed my mouth.

The smell of feces on the body is mainly in the mouth, and now it has been washed away, leaving only the smell of fart.

After about an hour, the 402 bus came slowly.

"Shouldn't it take so long? The slowest time of the bus is about 10 minutes."

Thinking of this, Xiao Fan shuddered.

"Damn it, the bus didn't come just once when I was buying water."

There is only one possibility.

Talk about what kind of experience it is to be unlucky to the extreme.

However, Xiao Fan himself still has a bit of luck, so he is not so unlucky.

The effect of the unlucky talisman has actually been reduced a bit.

Soon, Xiao Fan found a corner seat and sat down slowly.

I have to say that Xiao Fan's luck is really strong.

Soon, because there were no seats, a beautiful woman slowly sat beside Xiao Fan.

Xiao Fan shrank back instinctively.

He didn't want any more accidents to happen, he really couldn't stand it anymore.

Along the way, Xiao Fan tried his best to massage the acupoints while holding back his fart.

After all, with the same big beauty by his side, he didn't want to destroy all the remaining image.

Moreover, Xiao Fan's face was flushed when he saw the beautiful woman beside him.

Could it be that he is finally going to make it out?The blessings from God have arrived?

Just when Xiao Fan was fantasizing, the beautiful woman beside him said sullenly: "If you want to fart, just fart, don't hold it in all the time, the smell is even stronger."

"..." Xiao Fan lost his focus for a moment, feeling a little confused.

Then he slowly opened his mouth and sneered: "Okay, don't regret it."

Now that things have come to this point, and today is already so embarrassing, there is nothing to worry about.

"Puff...Puff..." Xiao Fan farted, resounding throughout the bus.

And since the first shot was fired, it hasn't stopped.

"Damn it, what kind of fart is this? Pulled your pants pocket?"

"Should I say it or not, this taste is very similar to my wife's mouth."

"Which man is farting here? Don't you want to stop it? Can I invite you to pick up a commercial performance? No more firecrackers, it's very environmentally friendly, but it stinks!"

Xiao Fan simply covered his head with his clothes, and then farted continuously.

The whole bus was full of smoke.

"Cover your head with that, are you playing tricks here? If you fart one or two, I won't say anything about you, and you still keep doing it? Are you addicted?"

"The sound of farting is about to catch up with the thunder. If you cover your head, others won't know it's you?"

"Damn, I can't take it anymore, I want to get out of the car."

Soon, all the passengers basically got off at the next stop, and it was really unbearable.

It seems that the driver can't help but run away.

The entire bus became Xiao Fan's private car.