Villain: Starting from the villain, being the ancestor of all the protagonists

The taxi driver enthusiastically opened the co-pilot's door for Xiao Fan in the driver's seat.

Xiao Fan didn't hesitate, and got in instantly.

His current thought is to quickly find a place to tidy himself up.

"Cough, cough, cough." The taxi driver coughed and his face turned red.

Looking at Xiao Fan with contempt, he felt a little puzzled, this young man looks very sunny, why does he smell like manure?
"..." Xiao Fan clenched his teeth, didn't speak, just turned his head and looked out of the window, constantly persuading himself in his heart.

"Hold on a little longer, and we'll be at the hotel soon."

Although the middle-aged driver felt a little uncomfortable, he did not open his mouth to hurt Xiao Fan's self-esteem.

After all, the passenger is God, and the service industry is like this, so you have to have a good attitude.

"Puff...Puff..." Just as the driver started the car, Xiao Fan suddenly let out a series of farts.

Me?What's happening here?
Xiao Fan's face was full of shock, not because he farted suddenly, but because he couldn't hold back his fart at all, and there was no warning.

It's like... It's similar to a girl coming to her aunt to bleed.

"Puff..." Xiao Fan let out another long fart while thinking in his heart.

"Ouch~" Xiao Fan was the first to smell it, and couldn't help retching, his face was flushed, his fists were clenched, he didn't know if it was smoked or embarrassing.

Seeing this, the middle-aged driver quickly opened all four windows, and tentatively said, "Young man...do you have a stomach problem recently?"

"No...I'm sorry." Xiao Fan suppressed the shame in his heart and forced a smile.

"Little brother, it's not a question of embarrassment, well, why don't you take another car, my car just finished washing this morning..." the middle-aged driver said with an embarrassed face.

"..." Xiao Fan was speechless for a moment.

Although the driver's words were very tactful, Xiao Fan's ears were still a little harsh.

"Soon, you can drive quickly, and I'll get off the car when I find the hotel." Xiao Fan knew that it was not a good time for him to get off the car, and he would definitely encounter even more outrageous things, so he had better find a place to clean himself up .

When the middle-aged driver heard Xiao Fan's words, he immediately turned his head out of the window and took a few breaths of air.

He cursed secretly in his heart: Fuck it!Not only does this guy smell like shit, his farts stink outrageously, even his mother's speech smells like shit.

"You'd better go down, I really can't stand it."

The middle-aged driver finally couldn't hold it anymore, and roared in a low voice: "I really don't understand you young people, you look so handsome and sunny, why? Don't tell me, you fell into the toilet?"

"Your uncle! Can you speak..." Xiao Fan was furious instantly: "I don't want to sit in your broken car."

The middle-aged driver laughed back angrily: "Who begs you to sit down? Get out of here quickly."

Originally, he wanted to persuade Xiao Fan to go down by himself, so as not to hurt his self-esteem, but now it seems that this guy is not worth letting him do so.

"I advise you to take care of yourself, hehe, with your work attitude, you won't make any money." Xiao Fan said viciously.

The middle-aged driver replied mockingly: "Do you need to remind me? Showing your filial piety? Get out of here, you smell like fucking shit, and your mouth is full of shit?"

"You fucking..." Xiao Fan clenched his right fist, these rascals are simply unreasonable.

But now is not the time to worry about these.

Now he seems to have gotten used to it, everything goes wrong, and he encounters this kind of thing everywhere.

Xiao Fan slammed the door angrily and got out of the car.

Before going out, he farted, and the driver in the car retched instantly.

"Hey, wife, um, I'm not going to take a taxi today, I'll cook two dishes and have a drink... Don't mention it, I met a fool today, the taste in his mouth is more disgusting than the sewer, if you say he didn't eat shit Do you believe it?"

Xiao Fan hadn't gone far yet, when he heard the middle-aged driver's complaint, he felt a sharp pain in his heart.

One by one, it's too deceiving.

"What's the matter with me? Why am I so unlucky...Pfft~" Xiao Fan said, and let out another stinky fart.

wrong!There is definitely a problem!

Xiao Fan was also sober at this time.

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon!

Xiao Fan thinks back carefully, it seems that he has become like this since he left the hospital.

It doesn't make sense, does it?
No matter how Xiao Fan thought about it, he couldn't figure it out.

"Puff...Puff~" Another few farts were released in a row.

"No, I have to find a place to rest first, is my stomach bad?"

Xiao Fan muttered something, looking around for public restrooms.

This time he was careful in everything he did, just to prevent the bad luck from happening again.

After a while, Xiao Fan's expression turned ugly.

There are no public toilets around here!
"What should I do?" Just as Xiao Fan was muttering in his heart, he suddenly found a bush.

"It doesn't matter, just stay here!"

Soon, Xiao Fan squatted in the grass. The grass here was so high that it could completely block Xiao Fan's squatting body.

Xiao Fan observed the next four weeks, and slowly took off his pants.

"Puff...Puff..." A series of loud and smelly farts were let out instantly.

"Heaven will send a great mission to the people of Sri Lanka, and they must first suffer from their will, exhaust their muscles and bones, and starve their bodies..."

Xiao Fan thought in his heart, God must be tempering me.

I, Xiao Fan, must not be someone to wait for!
right!It must be so!

Thinking of this in his heart, Xiao Fan suddenly closed his eyes and burst out laughing.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

At this moment, a burst of warmth entered the entrance.

Xiao Fan frowned slightly, and clicked his lips.

Sour, bitter, with a hint of sweetness?

Opening his eyes suddenly, he saw a young man urinating on him, with his chin pointing directly at his mouth.

Xiao Fan didn't make a sound, and reacted quickly, closing his mouth tightly.

He knew that since this was already the case, it would be useless to exclaim and struggle.

All I got was embarrassment.

Xiao Fan's expression was a little distorted, and his heart was trembling violently.

Tolerate!I will endure!

Can't be found!
Xiao Fan tried his best not to make a sound, clenching his steel teeth.

Xiao Fan still comforted himself in his heart, this is all a test for me.

"Fuck, who the hell is here to drink my urine?" The young man exclaimed and jumped up.

Xiao Fan was stunned for a moment, I'm here to make it so fucking easy for you to piss me off, saying I'll take your urine?
Are you fucking out of your mind?
Soon, everyone heard someone shouting here, and they all ran over to watch the excitement.

They are all the masters of good things, and they come together when there is something wrong.

"Is this young man mentally ill? Why don't you call the police and send him back to the hospital."

"Damn, it's him. I passed by just now and saw him lying there eating poop."

"It's disgusting, don't talk about it, I'm eating shit and drinking urine."

Xiao Fan's eyes were full of anger at this moment, staring at the young man who peed.

"What are you looking at?" The young man trembled, his voice trembling: "Just drink something, didn't you quench your thirst?"

"That's it, do you really take the street as your own home? Eat and drink." An old woman sneered, "What's the matter? I still have to worry about you?"