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As far as Jia Zhang is concerned, he is really not an ordinary person.

It's true that there will be some movement when others go to the toilet.

But who can make such an earth-shattering noise when going to the toilet like this old widow.

Just now.

After entering the hut.

Jia Zhang hasn't taken off his pants yet, and hasn't squatted down yet.

The stick that had been ignited for ten seconds, heard an abnormal sound, and realized that something was wrong, and it was too late to stop it.

The cannonballs had already burned to the inside of the hut.

that time.

Jia Zhang also noticed the moving sparks, and was curious at first what it was.

It's just that her stomach was really rumbling and uncomfortable, so she didn't think much about it.

He was about to untie his belt and squat down to go to the toilet.

But the firecrackers also exploded at this moment.

There was a clatter of thunder.

In an instant, feces and urine were flying.

The collapse of the old widow is still secondary.

The key point is that Jia Zhang, who was frightened, was in a panic for a moment.

after all.

The sound of the firecrackers was too sudden.

The defenseless old widow, one of them didn't stand still, leaned forward directly, and stretched out his hand to hold something to stabilize her body.

But what can I do.

The walls used to cover the huts these days are not of good quality at all.

Not to mention the use of cement and steel bars.

Even dirt is useless.

It can be said that there is no fixing at all.

It was originally made of stones, that is, it was used to block people.

Although there are potential safety hazards, who has so much awareness of prevention these days.

It doesn't matter if you press your hands against the wall.

Where did the wall support the weight of the old widow, so the whole wall collapsed directly.

And behind the wall, there is a one-meter-deep cesspit.

The purpose of leaving this cesspit at that time was to collect excrement and urine.

In the eyes of ordinary people, this is all fertilizer.

It is absolutely the best thing to irrigate the vegetable garden.

Inertia, including the old widow and the wall, all fell into the cesspit.

that's it.

Accompanied by a plop.

The old widow fell straight into the cesspit.

Fortunately among the misfortunes, the stone wall fell into the cesspit first, and the old widow followed.

If the wall fell in the wrong direction, Jia Zhang would not have fallen into the cesspit at this moment, and he was afraid that he would be buried alive by the stone.

But even so.

Still a stone hit the old widow directly on the back.

The body hurts.

The old widow couldn't stand upright in the cesspit at all.

The feces were almost up her neck.

Jia Zhang, who was thumping inside, turned into a strong swimmer.

And as the culprit.

The stick who witnessed all this clearly was dumbfounded.

This result was more than unacceptable to him, it was beyond his imagination.

In his plan, there is no such link.

Xiao Dang and Sophora japonica who were hiding in the dark also ran out.

Looking at Jia Zhang who was thumping in the cesspit, the two girls were also anxious, shouting for someone to come, help and so on.

This happened in the compound.

If it is the wilderness outside the compound.

I'm afraid the old widow died on the spot.

"what happened?"

"what happened?"

"what happened?"

"It seems to be here."

"It's there."

The sound of the wall collapsing and the house collapsing just now, coupled with the sound of help, attracted many residents in the courtyard.

Soon.

Someone has already heard the sound and rushed over.

To say that Xu Damao is also a talent.

When he noticed Jia Zhang who was thumping in the cesspit, Xu Damao said, "Aunt Jia, why did you go into the cesspit?"

Jia Zhang is full of things to say at the moment.

but.

I can't open my mouth.

The feces basically went up to her chin.

As long as she opens her mouth, the feces and urine can be filled directly.

"What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and help save people!"

Qin Huairu was so anxious that she lost her inch.

One by one wants to get started.

The key is how to get started.

The old widow was in the middle of the cesspit, and she was covered in shit.

Not to mention the stench from fermentation, it is unbearable.

The key is that there are security risks.

Everyone was worried, and stepped forward to help, so that when the time came, people would not be rescued, and they would put themselves in it, and it would be bad if they got all feces and urine.

at last.

at this time.

Someone showed up.

Silly column.

This guy came out of nowhere and no one noticed.

But the idiot who walked very close to Jia's family didn't even think about it, he just jumped into the cesspit and pushed Jia Zhang up.

"Mom, are you okay!"

Qin Huairu first asked about Jia Zhang's situation.

Followed by.

Qin Huairu looked at Sha Zhu: "Zhu Zi, this time, thank you very much."

"Sister Qin, look at what you said, you are still so polite to me."

Although Silly Zhu was covered in excrement and urine, and her body smelled bad, but she was sweet in her heart, who would let her little heart thank her for coming.

Although Jia Zhang was rescued.

But it didn't end there.

"Aunt Jia, what's going on?"

At this moment, someone asked a question.

The subtext is, why did you fall into the cesspit.

"By the way, I seem to have heard the sound of firecrackers just now. Who fired the cannons?"

Someone else asked.

The guilty stick is planning to leave quietly.

It's just that at some point, Yang Haiyang has already come to BangGong, blocking the way of BangGong.

Just now.

The system bound to Yang Haiyang went online.

"Mission: The stick fired the cannon. Jia Zhang was frightened and fell into the latrine. The host should restore the truth to everyone."

"Mission reward: 30 yuan."

Although the task rewards are a bit thin, they are better than nothing.

"System, the so-called truth, is it enough to pierce the cannon fired by the stick?"

After determining what is the standard answer and getting a reply from the system.

Yang Haiyang, who grabbed the stick, just stared at the little beast and said, "Good, you stick. Aunt Jia treats you so well on weekdays. Why do you treat her like this?"

"Even if you have a problem with Aunt Jia, she is still your grandma."

"Tell me about you, can you joke about this kind of thing?"

"You actually fired cannons in the hut to scare Aunt Jia."

"You know, you almost killed someone."

Frightened by Yang Haiyang.

Pale-faced stick, I haven't come out with a message for a long time.

This is the end.

Only then did everyone suddenly realize.

Feelings are like revenge on your grandma.

"Aunt Jia, your family is really filial."

"Aunt Jia, this kid can't be used to it anymore, he needs to be spanked. If we don't teach him a lesson and don't let him suffer, don't we know what kind of moths will come out in the future."

"Great, that's your grandma, how could you treat her like this!"

…………

Everyone speaks to each other and becomes an envoy of justice.

although.

On weekdays.

Jia Zhang is very protective of his grandson.

Who made BangJiao the only male in their Jia family.

If the stick has provoked others, she, Jia Zhang, defended it absolutely.

But now she, Jia Zhang, fell into the cesspit, became a joke, and almost lost her life.

This tone.

How could Jiazhang swallow it down?

"Grandma, I was wrong, don't hit me."

The stick who wanted to run but couldn't run was just rubbed against Jia Zhang's thigh, and his ass was almost beaten into [-] and a half.

"I didn't know you would go to the latrine. I originally wanted to scare Yang Haiyang."

It's no use telling the truth even at this moment.

Who made Jia Zhang so angry at this moment?