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There is an old saying that goes well.

Plans are not as fast as change.

Just when Bang Geng was still complacent about his strategy, looking forward to getting back his position.

suddenly.

The tools he used to commit crimes were being targeted.

"Our family's sticks have grown up, and they all know how to pick up big shit and work for the family."

It was none other than Jia Zhang who said this.

As for when the old widow appeared, none of the three brothers and sisters noticed.

People these days like to set up a vegetable garden in front of their houses, grow a la carte vegetables, and subsidize their families.

Perhaps in the 21st century, feces are easily disgusting.

but.

in this era.

This thing is fertilizer, which is a scarce item.

of course.

The supply and marketing cooperatives also sell agricultural fertilizers.

But an ordinary family.

Who can afford it.

Before the stick came back to his senses.

The bucket of excrement he brought with great difficulty was cut off by Jia Zhang just like that.

then.

Stick was dumbfounded.

Watching the back of Jia Zhang's departure.

until this moment.

Stick stem didn't come back to his senses either.

"Brother, it seems that your plan won't work. Our grandma snatched this excrement away."

Xiao Dang reminded me at this time.

This is the end.

Stick finally came to his senses.

"Don't be afraid, I have a second plan."

Speaking of which.

Stick ran to his personal arsenal.

The so-called private arsenal was not talking about prohibited guns, but the firecrackers set off by the nearby people who hadn't exploded and were picked up by him.

Because it accumulates over time.

There are also some in stock.

Children these days don't have any games. Picking up firecrackers, fighting chickens, hitting glass balls, etc. are all entertainment.

Although there are many firecrackers.

But the sticks are not willing to use them all.

Because before Sha Zhu was soft and hard, he asked that big fool to buy him firecrackers to play with, and he still had a whole set of firecrackers.

It's just that although the firecrackers are an indispensable part of his plan, they don't need so many, but the longer the firecrackers, the better.

Sticky's plan is very simple.

It's bombardment.

Basically, children of this age have played.

It is to insert the cannon into the manure, and then quickly ignite the cannon twister.

Some children even exploded their own shit because they couldn't dodge in time.

The stick has suffered such a loss before.

but.

Because of enough experience.

I have practiced my skills.

In recent years, there has never been such an accident.

He put the crime site in the public toilet in the compound.

It is said to be a public toilet, but in fact it is just a simple hut surrounded by walls made of stones.

Put the cannon in the dung, set it up, and pick up the old long cannon twister.

As long as the target comes in the latrine.

By the time.

As long as he hides behind the latrine and lights the cannon, he can make the collapsed target covered in shit.

Of course.

This requires a premise.

That's the one who came in to go to the toilet, and he had to be the target of his revenge.

When the stick clapped his hands, he walked out of the toilet with a smile.

Xiaodang and Huaihua responded immediately.

"Brother, why are you making such trouble?"

Xiao Dang asked a question.

Sophora japonica is a supplement.

"That's right, brother! As long as the second idiot goes to the toilet, you can just throw the firecrackers in from the outside. If he is frightened, he will definitely fall into the latrine."

Hear Xiaodang finish talking with Sophora japonica.

Stick thinks that there are no omissions, and said complacently: "What do you know! Although the method you said is direct and effective, there is no guarantee that it will not scare that idiot Yang Er. By then, we will lose a lot if he does not fall into the latrine. There are less firecrackers. It’s different to insert firecrackers into dung. Even if Yang Er’s idiot is not frightened, when the cannon explodes, he will be covered in dung.”

Hear this.

Xiao Dang and Huaihua suddenly realized that they praised Banggeng for being smart.

The stick with his head up, that's called a self-satisfaction: "That's natural, who made me your brother. This is called experience."

Just as the sticky voice fell to the ground.

Someone came towards the hut.

This person is none other than Shazhu who helped the Jia family pay the car compensation before.

look.

This silly column is a little upset.

Clutching his stomach, he came trotting all the way.

"What are you little bastards doing here?"

near.

It was only then that Silly Zhu saw that it was the sticks and the others.

"Let you take care of it."

The children of Jia's family didn't treat Shazhu as a human being at all, and they all spoke in unison and didn't make Shazhu angry.

If I were someone else, I'm afraid I can't stand it.

But Sha Zhu lacked a single muscle in his head, and tried to stalk their mother's idea.

therefore.

Faced with the cold faces of the sticks, he didn't care, and even followed the meaning of these little bastards, and said: "That's right."

Done.

The silly Zhu who couldn't take it any longer was about to flash into the hut.

Change to weekdays.

Stick stick doesn't mind having fun with this idiot.

But not today.

His target is Yang Haiyang, not Sha Zhu.

If Sha Zhu was allowed to go in, the cannon he plugged in would be covered by shit, or the cannon would be wet.

Then his great plan will be in vain.

Sticking a dodge, blocking Sha Zhu's way.

"What are you doing kid?"

"Get out of the way, I'm going to the latrine."

Sha Zhu poked the stick stem with his hand, but it didn't move.

"You can't use this hut."

Stick stem said coldly.

"Why not?"

Silly Zhu asked.

"If you can't, you can't. Where are you talking so much nonsense?"

Sophora japonica didn't get angry with Shazhu either.

At first glance, there are several children blocking it.

I can't go to this hut.

Silly Zhu had no choice but to clutch his stomach and run away, obviously thinking of another way.

Looking at the back of Silly Zhu leaving.

The three brothers and sisters of stick stems breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's so dangerous, I almost let Shazhu destroy the plan."

Stick patted his chest and let out a long breath.

And Xiao Dang was quite worried at this time, and reminded: "Brother, although this silly Zhu is stupid, he is easy to talk to. He was blocked by us, but what if someone comes again?"

"This... this..."

This took a long time.

There is no such context for stick stems.

A child, even if he has a meticulous mind and a lot of ghost ideas, how can he be meticulous.

Before, patronizing the implementation of the plan.

Ignoring this point, there is no good way. After a long time, I just said this: "Just like a silly pillar, just block it."

Done.

Bang Geng looked at Xiao Dang and Huaihua: "You two go to the backyard where Yang Haiyang is to check the situation and see what that idiot Yang Er is doing. If he comes to the toilet, you should hurry up and report to me. Here, I'll come Hold on."

About 15 minutes or so passed.

Xiao Dang and Huai Hua finally ran back.

This also made Bang Giao heave a sigh of relief.

Fortunately.

No one came to the toilet during this time.

From Bang Giao's point of view, it was God who helped him.

"How's it going?"

first timing.

Stick stem asked Xiaodang and Sophora japonica.

"Come here, Yang Er, idiot... come here!"

Xiao Dang, who was out of breath from running all the way, just said this.

Huai Hua also added: "I saw him clutching his stomach, he should have come to use the toilet."

Hear this.

Stick said heartily, the opportunity has finally come.

Let Huaihua and Xiaodang leave quickly, find a place to hide, and don't let Yang Haiyang find out the abnormality.

after that.

He dodged to the side of the hut where he was going to light the fire.

Soon.

Footsteps sounded.

Yang Haiyang, who was walking quickly towards the hut, was less than five meters away from the hut.

And suddenly.

Someone took the first step and rushed to the front of Yang Haiyang.

This person is Jia Zhang who is still agile despite his age.

"Range."

When passing by Yang Haiyang, Jia Zhang even pushed Yang Haiyang, leaving this sentence, which is to blame Yang Haiyang for blocking her way.

But a second ago, Jia Zhang just entered.

one second later.

There was a burst of crackling and crackling firecrackers, and I stopped talking.

boom!
One wall fell down.

Immediately afterwards, there was a cry of help.