Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic

At this time, Jia Zhang took the wooden barrel off his head.

The old widow who was drenched was dumbfounded.

I just heard the old woman muttering: "What is this, it smells so bad?"

after that.

Jia Zhang also sniffed at her raised arms.

It doesn't matter if you smell it.

The old widow almost fainted on the spot.

"Stupid column!"

The old widow had a hideous face and let out a growl.

Because of facial muscle twitching.

Good guy.

There was still a large piece of yellow blocky mysterious substance on the face, because the old widow's facial muscles couldn't support it, and it fell off directly.

Coincidentally.

It fell directly into the corner of her mouth.

Precisely because the mouth is open.

The lump followed the corner of her mouth and squeezed directly in.

That's not to say that the lumps are fine.

Who told her to be okay, what to open her mouth, what to shout.

It wasn't the shaking of her facial muscles that caused the lump to enter her mouth.

Coincidentally.

I don't know if it's because I ate too much food, and I made it through.

A full belch is called a very good time.

Seeing this scene, everyone was stunned at first, and at the same time lamented that Mrs. Jia Zhang is a werewolf, they couldn't help laughing.

Ding dong.

at this time.

The system is online.

"Scenario: The old widow was drenched in feces. I don't know what it is? She asked the host for help."

"Option [-]: The host will be merciful and help her. After all, she has been a neighbor for many years, so this kind of help is not a small thing for the host."

"Choose reward: 50 yuan."

"Option [-]: The old widow is responsible for what happened to her. The host is responsible for what she does."

"Choose reward: 50 yuan."

Facing the two options provided by the system.

finally.

He Yuzhu chose option one.

Not for anything else.

Only for the past and the future.

To know.

This manure was brought by He Yuzhu.

Take the urine of an old widow.

It ended up like this.

How could it be so easy to let it go.

in previous tasks.

He Yuzhu made multiple choices, and one of them was to be a melon eater.

If the old widow is targeting herself, how can she continue to eat melons.

Not to mention that the system came to send benefits again, and gave a selection task.

Even if the system didn't make a sound, He Yuzhu would do what he did next.

"That's shit."

This was the answer He Yuzhu gave immediately after the old widow called him He Yuzhu.

Subsequently.

Seeing that sparks were about to appear in the old widow's eyes, He Yuzhu hurriedly continued: "Aunt Jia, tell me about you, you don't have eyes when you walk. You can't bump into it, you bump into me. You ended up like this Generally, it’s nothing, the key is my bucket of manure, but it’s brought from the septic tank outside the yard and used to irrigate the ground. Now it’s all over, how can I fertilize the vegetable garden?”

"Yes! I'm unlucky."

He Yuzhu, who was waving his hands, showed a helpless expression.

"Silly Zhu, what do you mean by that? You seem to be at a disadvantage?"

Jia Zhang was furious.

"It's my fault. It's a fact."

"I built a weird one. And there's only one bucket over the septic tank, and I can't water my land today."

Seeing that the old widow is still going on, her momentum is a little bit high.

In order to shift the topic back to the origin.

Distract the old widow.

at this time.

He Yuzhu yelled.

"Third Master, isn't this your bicycle?"

"It's the one I bought your house for your house."

"How did it become like this?"

He Yuzhu, who pretended to know nothing, completely put aside the matter of stick stealing the car wheel or what he told the third master and the couple.

Just looking at the bicycle that was no longer in shape, He Yuzhu said with emotion: "It's such a pity."

original.

Because the old widow was doused in feces, from the main force of the struggle to the couple who became the melon-eaters, when they heard He Yuzhu's words, they suddenly became angry again.

If it wasn't for He Yuzhu's reminder.

Then they all forgot what they should be doing now.

"Zhuzi, what you said is too good."

"It's more than a pity."

"It's just... I don't know what to say."

Even Yan Bugui, who claims to be a man of culture, is at a loss for words at this time.

"Everyone in the neighborhood, fellow villagers."

"Look, take a good look."

"That's what that bastard of the Jia family did."

"Look at how our car has been disassembled?"

Especially when he thinks about getting the stolen goods and getting them together, Bang Geng is still sternly challenging him, which makes the third master even more angry: "If it's just like this, then forget it. You know it's this little bastard."

Speaking of which.

Yan Bugui still didn't forget to point at the dodgy stick.

This is the end.

Only then did he continue.

"Little brat, what are you hiding from?"

"Just about you."

"He was caught by my wife and I. Not only did he not know his fault, but he said something stiffly, which is none of our business."

"There are such shameless people in the world."

"And her Aunt Jia."

"As soon as they come out, they will hold us accountable and say what we have done to their children."

"That kid is fine, he's missing an arm or a leg."

"Aunt Jia, what do you think? You have brought it on yourself for what you have done. This is God's retribution for you through Zhuzi's hand. Who made your family so wicked."

Although the old widow's ability to mess around is unparalleled in the courtyard.

but.

at this moment.

I don't know if it was a mistake, or it was splashed all over with feces.

Maybe it was a double shock, which made her open her mouth at the moment, but couldn't say a word.

This is the end.

Only then did the people present realize that this was the case.

Just started.

Because Jiazhang had the upper hand.

They also noticed the shoe prints on Sticky's face.

Even if someone said a few words for Yan Bugui, saying that the third master and his wife were not that kind of people, the voice soon disappeared.

now.

The water came out.

One by one, they showed their skills of making troubles, pointing and pointing at Jia's family.

Even how Jiazhang's feces and water came about has become unimportant, and it has completely become the point of view that Yan Bugui said, this is God's retribution for wicked people.

Seeing the limelight become like this.

Jia Zhang was also a little panicked.

Originally, Jia Zhang wanted to take advantage of the gap of changing clothes to stay away from this land of right and wrong.

but.

Yan Bugui is also good.

The three mothers are worth mentioning.

How could he let her go so easily.

"Aunt Jia, don't rush away, this problem hasn't been resolved yet. Tell me, what should I do about it?"

The three mothers are aggressive.

I can't even care about the stench on my body.

Jia Zhang's face is pleasant, compared with the nonsense just now, she seems to be a different person.

"Third Mom, you see what you said."

"What should I do?"

"It's not that your family has no loss."

"Our family is a stickler, that is, playful and curious."

"As far as I'm concerned, they are all neighbors. If you look down and don't look up, this matter is over. What do you think?"

Jia Zhang wants to make big things into small things, and make small things into small things.

It's just that the third master and the third mother who have just suffered a big loss, how could they let it go.

"That's the end? Aunt Jia, how dare you open your mouth."

"Our cars are like this, you said it's over?"

Yan Bugui just finished speaking here.

The third mother who sang with Yan Bugui put her arms around her chest: "Losing money! At least you have to compensate us for the loss of our family."

I heard that I lost money.

This time, Jia Zhang quit.

Asking her for money doesn't mean killing her.

"Surnamed Yan, don't take advantage of this opportunity to rip you off. What loss does your family have? The car is still the same car, and there is no lack of wheels, and there are no pedals. You can't bully people like this!"

Speaking of which.

Jiazhang's heart was broken, and he threw down such cruel words: "Whether you want money or not, you need life."

Just when the situation got a little stiff.

He Yuzhu heard that his system was online again.

"Scene: Yan Bugui asked Jia Zhang for compensation because of his bicycle. Jia Zhang refused."

"Option [-]: There is no good person in the gang, what are the host birds doing? If you get involved, you are not afraid of being hated by them. Why bother to hate yourself. Do nothing and continue to eat melons quietly."

"Choice reward: 20 yuan, plus two catties of grain and oil."

"Option [-]: Speaking of which, it was not easy for Yan Pugui. He finally mixed up with the car, and was dismantled by the stick. Jia's gang of beasts are not honest, they have done something wrong, and they are still playing bachelors."

"It is true that the Yan family is not a good thing, but the Jia family is not a good bird."

"Host, don't forget, Jia Zhang's body was splashed with feces before. Will this old widow settle accounts with the host afterwards?"

"Nowadays, it's almost enough to sit on the mountain and watch the beasts fight. Didn't the host notice that the old Yan's family is a little bit behind? If that's the case, how about giving the Yan family an idea to deal with this old widow."

"The host should remember to fight monsters and upgrade. The more the better, the core is to attract hatred."

"Select reward: 50 yuan."

obvious.

Option [-] is more rewarding than option [-].

But that's not the point.

The key is that there is a sentence in option two, which was remembered by He Yuzhu.

That is, the system encourages itself to pull hatred.

With the answer in mind, He Yuzhu spoke up after making a choice, breaking the brief tranquility of the compound.

"Third Lord, Aunt Jia. Since you are the ones who say that the father is right, and the mother-in-law thinks that the mother is right. I think it's better to leave this matter to the government. Shall we call the police?"

First, he came here in a tentative tone, and then He Yuzhu did not forget to add a sentence: "This attempted theft is also part of the theft charge."

Following He Yuzhu's last sentence.

Regardless of whether the person involved is a stickler or the Jia Zhang family, his complexion changed drastically in a flash.

As for the third uncle and the third mother, their expressions of happiness are the same as those of Hua'er.

"Zhu Zi said that well."

Yan Bugui nodded, agreeing with the point of view.

The three mothers even agreed: "Call the police! Let the police handle this matter."