Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic

"Ouch!"

He yelled so loudly.

Subsequently.

Jia Zhang, who sat down on the ground, began to perform in his true colors again.

Sprinkling and rolling was a routine for her.

Unreasonable trouble is her innate.

The fine traditions of the old Jia's family were fully played out.

Talking about her dead husband and dead son.

After that, I began to complain that my life was not easy, that there was no adult man in the family to protect me, and I was always bullied.

"Didn't it mean that after the new sky is changed, everyone will be equal and everyone will be the master of their own affairs?"

"How come we can't do it when we arrive at Jia's house?"

"Look at our orphans and widowed mothers, we are just bullying people like this."

"Is there still any law of heaven? Is there still justice? Is there still any law of the king?"

Say more.

Jia Zhang became more and more excited.

to the end.

Many neighbors were really moved by her.

Who made the old widow's acting skills good?

People are powerful.

Even when she was crying, the old widow didn't forget to take a look at everyone's reactions.

It's not enough to just affect the neighbors.

The old widow has her eyes on the first uncle Yi Zhonghai and the second uncle Liu Haizhong.

after all.

In this courtyard.

The only ones who can compete with Yan Bugui are the first and second uncles.

"First uncle, second uncle, you are all fair people, you help to say a few words of justice, whether the matter is like this, and whether the reason is this way."

Following Jia Zhang's words.

Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong looked at each other.

As for the old couple Yan Bugui.

At this moment, that complexion, how ugly, how ugly.

That is to say, the two of them are not authentic people at all.

As an ordinary person, I'm afraid that when encountering such a thing, I can't bear it long ago.

"Jia Zhang, what nonsense are you talking about?"

The third mother, who couldn't bear it anymore, finally spoke.

She feels aggrieved.

Your own home is the victim.

result.

Following Jia Zhang's rendering.

The people of the Jia family have become victims.

"Neighbors, I, Yan Pugui, am a cultural element after all. You all know what kind of person I am. This old widow from Jia's family is simply unreasonable and bloody."

Don't think Yan Pugui is a little cultured.

Because it's pissed off.

There is no focus or core of the words.

But the reaction was one step faster, and Jia Zhang, who had already taken the initiative, puffed up his chest and said confidently: "Who is spitting blood, and who is being unreasonable?"

to say.

Jia Zhang is really not an ordinary person.

In order to show that he does not lose his aura.

Sitting on the ground, she was able to move forward with her butt.

This is really not something that ordinary people can do.

"It's you, you are bloody, you are unreasonable. In the whole courtyard, your family is the worst, how bad is it. There is no good person in the family. Your man, your son, died early, that is retribution, that is You have done too many immoral things in your daily life, that's why you were punished by God."

The third mother is not a fuel-efficient lamp.

Although it has not yet been clarified who is the victim, the attacks on Jia Zhang's family are also one set.

Brush it.

Jia Zhang, who had an ugly face, was obviously on top.

Obviously, the words of the third mother hit her seven inches. Her man and her son are both dead. This is a fact.

If only the third mother used this as a reason to attack her, she wouldn't be in such a hurry that she was sweating.

The key is.

There's something wrong with the limelight right now.

The group of neighbors who had originally fallen for her began to whisper to each other again, obviously agreeing with the meaning of the third mother.

after all.

this year.

Let alone a dead man, even a divorce is a very disgraceful thing.

Either the family has done immoral things, or the ancestors did not accumulate evil virtues.

Good people, who would be so unruly.

And dead man.

The nature is even more serious.

"Who do you say is wicked? Whose family do you say has been condemned by heaven?"

Jia Zhang, who patted his ass and got up, was a little at a loss for words.

Since I can't say it.

Then hit it.

"I let you curse our family, I will fight with you!"

Done.

Jia's iron head skills reappeared.

Jia Zhang rammed towards the third mother without thinking.

Under normal conditions.

As long as the three mothers react slowly, they will definitely be caught by Jia Zhang's sneak attack.

but.

The three mothers are not ordinary people.

With just a flash, he dodged Jia Zhang's attack.

Arguably.

generally.

Even if Jia Zhang's attack doesn't work, it's a big deal to stop and attack again.

Even if you can't stop, it doesn't matter much, at least you can't hurt yourself.

Can be biased.

It just happened by accident.

…………

As early as when Jia Zhang's family went out to make trouble for no reason.

He Yuzhu, who was a melon-eater on the side, heard the sound of the system going online.

"Scenario: Jia's family steals a car. Instead of asking about the reason, Jia Zhang makes trouble for no reason, throws troubles and rolls around, and shows the corners of the rascal's mouth to the fullest."

"Option [-]: Host, such an immoral behavior happened in front of you, can you remain indifferent? As a member of the compound, you can't let Jia Zhang's mouse shit ruin the atmosphere of the entire compound. For such a Beast, you must not be merciful and give her a bucket of feces and urine, this old lady is disgusting."

"Choose reward: 80 yuan, plus two catties of beef."

"Option [-]: Anyway, the car has already arrived at Yan Pugui. Even if the car is unloaded cleanly, the Jia family fights with the Yan family and kills, so it's none of the host's business. It's not good to be a melon-eating crowd, watching the excitement Why bother to ask for trouble for yourself at this juncture. The master must learn to enjoy it."

"Choose a reward: 80 yuan, plus a pair of reclining chairs."

"Friendly reminder: the lounge chair is very good, and eating melon is more delicious!"

To tell the truth.

The two options given by the system.

He Yuzhu still prefers option two.

After all, the Yan family and the Jia family are not good things. If a dog bites a dog, He Yuzhu can have fun.

However, if you can have both, that would be the best.

I asked the system if this is a multiple choice question.

after that.

Do not wait for the system to answer back.

He Yuzhu also said that if he could not only give Jia Zhang some color, let the old widow take a dung bath, but also make the conflict between the Yan family and the Jia family continue, whether it is possible to get both rewards.

The system gave the answer.

At last.

Knowing what to do, He Yuzhu chose both option [-] and option [-].

therefore.

And here it is, the scene where Jia Zhang's iron head kung fu was used and he bumped into He Yuzhu carrying a wooden barrel containing excrement.

Relying on his body as light as a swallow, his kung fu is in his body.

He Yuzhu, who was quick to respond, hurried away at the moment before the dung was spilled.

As for Kungfu Dongshi, Jia's Iron Head Kungfu is the current master, and Jia Zhang's is not so lucky.

With her headbutt.

Good guy.

The angle is also well chosen.

Not to mention that the dung was poured down her head.

The entire wooden barrel was buckled directly on her head.

All the spectators present were stunned at this moment.

At the beginning.

They haven't noticed the specific situation yet, they only saw Huang Tangzi flowing down Jia Zhang's body, and the impact just now also made Jia Zhang as the core, within five meters around, it was all bits and pieces, And lumpy.

But as the smell spread, he opened his eyes.

One by one, they were covering their noses, embarrassing their faces, or pressing their nostrils with their fingers.

These actions have already shown that they are aware of what the yellow and blocky things are.