Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic

"Means nothing!"

"Just happy for you."

"Officer-to-be groom, I wish you and Qin Jingru a happy marriage for a hundred years and have a precious son soon."

Speaking of which.

He Yuzhu changed the topic.

"Well, it seems that it is difficult for you to have a baby!"

"But that's okay!"

"We all live in the same compound. If you think you can't do it, you plan to ask your buddies for help in the future. It's your duty."

"So, when the time comes, you must not be polite!"

Xu Damao, who was stunned for a while, was a little dumbfounded.

Although what He Yuzhu said was a bit oblique, but Xu Damao is not an idiot.

Xu Damao, who suddenly became angry from embarrassment, became anxious: "Silly Zhu, who are you taunting? You say I am not a man! Well, next year I will give birth to a big fat boy, and I will die of anxiety!"

Xu Damao, who said such cruel words, pointed at He Yuzhu: "At that time, let's see if you can still speak sarcastic words."

No one knows Xu Damao's physical condition better than He Yuzhu.

If Qin Jingru marries Xu Damao and is really pregnant, then what a ghost.

amount.

It doesn't seem right either.

After all, Qin Jingru is a normal woman.

Whether she is pregnant or not, even if Xu Damao has a problem, it has nothing to do with Xu Damao.

of course.

Qin Jingru is really going to be pregnant, it's hard to say who the child in her belly will be.

"They're all buddies, and they've been colleagues and neighbors for many years. If you really have something to hide, you don't have to be polite and tell me."

Going to Xu Damao's side, after He Yuzhu clicked here, he suddenly asked: "Seeing how confident you are, Qin Jingru is really pregnant, right?"

Until now.

Apart from holding hands, Xu Damao and Qin Jingru haven't done anything further.

Although Xu Damao himself knew about this matter, outsiders did not.

The entire compound.

Who doesn't know who Xu Damao is.

It's not a day or two since Qin Jingru and Xu Damao got back together.

If.

Qin Jingru still defends herself like a jade.

Xu Damao didn't probe into Qin Jingru any further.

Then no one would believe it.

Although lacking in confidence, Xu Damao, who came with a loud voice, said without batting an eyelid: "That's natural! Don't look at who I am, Xu Damao! If a mighty man like me makes Qin Jingru pregnant, then It’s not a piece of cake.”

It seemed that he was afraid that He Yuzhu would mention his past with Lou Xiao'e.

Xu Damao, who was afraid of losing his face, hurriedly explained the fact that Lou Xiao'e was not pregnant in advance: "I know what you want to say. Don't you just want to say that I have been married to Lou Xiao'e for many years, and she hasn't had a child. That's because she doesn't want to be pregnant. Can lay eggs. Qin Jingru is different, that butt is big and round. In the words of the old man, it is the material for giving birth to a son. When the time comes, I, Xu Damao, will give birth to three or five sons, and I will die of anxiety."

puff!

at this moment.

He Yuzhu really couldn't help it, and couldn't help laughing.

I've seen daydreamers.

I have never seen Xu Damao daydreaming like this.

A guy who was born without a family actually wants to have three or five sons.

I really don't know where Xu Damao got the courage to say such things.

"why are you laughing?"

In Xu Damao's view.

He Yuzhu's smile was a mockery of himself.

"Da Mao, are you sure that the child in Qin Jingru's belly is yours?"

He Yuzhu asked back.

This time.

Xu Damao became even more anxious.

Xu Damao, who was out of breath and didn't answer directly, directly asked a rhetorical question: "It's not mine, could it be yours?"

"It's hard to say!"

He Yuzhu shrugged his shoulders and said this.

"You think, you have to have that ability. I think you can get together with a woman who can't lay eggs." Xu Damao, who was still talking harshly, wanted to overwhelm He Yuzhu in momentum, "Jingru is different from Lou Xiaoe's broken shoes."

But just finished speaking.

Xu Damao hasn't been complacent for long.

suddenly.

He thought of one thing.

That was when Qin Jingru first came to the city, Qin Huairu introduced Qin Jingru to He Yuzhu.

This is not a fatal thing.

What really disturbed Xu Damao was.

The day Qin Jingru met He Yuzhu, he first watched a movie.

He knows this.

after that.

The two came back very late.

"During this period, nothing will happen to them, right?"

"impossible!"

"how is this possible!"

"Silly Zhu doesn't look like I have this ability."

"Besides, Jingru is also a woman who cherishes herself very much, how could she have anything to do with Shazhu!"

"I must be thinking too much!"

Xu Damao, who was comforting himself in his heart like this, lost his mind because he was thinking about something.

"Hey, what are you thinking?"

See Xu Damao alone in a daze.

He Yuzhu bluffed.

This is the end.

Only then did Xu Damao come back to his senses.

but.

At this time Xu Damao.

obvious.

It's not the same as it was not long ago.

Not as majestic as it was at first.

Apparently, the appearance of a doubt severely damaged his self-confidence, even if he told himself in his heart that it was impossible.

"I'm thinking about my son, okay!"

The stubborn Xu Damao became complacent again.

Anyway.

For someone like him.

If you lose your prestige in front of anyone, you can't lower your morale in front of He Yuzhu.

"Have you been with Qin Jingru?"

He Yuzhu asked.

"Dude is a man."

Xu Damao, whose eyes were a little erratic, deliberately puffed up his chest and raised his head.

"You have picked up a treasure. Your future wife has inherited my life's skills. It seems that you are very useful." He Yuzhu stretched out his hand, "Thank me and I will save it. Helping others is the foundation of happiness. "

Watching the back of He Yuzhu leaving, Xu Damao frowned: "I don't know why, I'm so stupid, what I'm talking about is shit!"

Say so.

But another ponder.

Xu Damao, who was even more suspicious in his heart, couldn't stand it any longer.

Did not catch up with He Yuzhu, and continued to provoke his so-called enemy.

at this time.

For Xu Damao, there is still one big thing to do.

He needs to be sure of one thing.

first timing.

Xu Damao approached Qin Jingru.

"Brother Da Mao, you hurt me!"

Qin Jingru, who was being held by Xu Damao's wrist, showed a delicate look.

Came to a corner and made sure no one was paying attention.

Only then did Xu Damao point to Qin Jingru, and said seriously: "Qin Jingru, now, I have something to ask you, you can't hide it from me, otherwise, don't blame me for being rude."

"Brother Da Mao, what's wrong with you?"

Qin Jingru was both puzzled and wronged.

"Let me ask you, do you have any abnormal relationship with Sha Zhu? I mean, did the two of you get together?"

Because I really can't say it, and I am worried that it will be the case.

So Xu Damao beat around the bush and tried to catch Qin Jingru's words.

"Brother Da Mao, what nonsense are you talking about?"

Qin Jingru, who lowered her head, showed a look of grievance.

Actually.

Qin Jingru was also taken aback.

She wondered why Xu Damao suddenly asked such a thing.

That day.

Grove.

………………

After all, it was the first time, so how could Qin Jingru forget it.

At that time, she was very fond of He Yuzhu.

after all.

According to their rural concept.

Marrying a cook can ensure that there is no need to worry about food and clothing for a lifetime.

only.

Later it was not better to find.

That is Xu Damao.

Of course, Qin Jingru has a little affection for He Yuzhu, otherwise, it would be impossible for him to meet He Yuzhu for the first time.

But after comparing He Yuzhu with Xu Damao.

She found that if she married Xu Damao, her life would be better.

and.

She also got her wish and became Xu Damao's fiancee.

Even when Xu Damao was not divorced, he had already hooked up with Xu Damao.

only.

Because she knew her own situation, even if Xu Damao was running around her like a dog and wanted to shake her, she also had the urge to shake her, but in the end she had to show restraint for the sake of long-term plans.

So many days have come.

I didn't see Xu Damao asking anything.

Soon to be married.

Xu Damao came out suddenly.

This made Qin Jingru a little off guard.

"Sha Zhu is a cook, a fool, how can he compare with you, Brother Da Mao!"

"He's trying to take advantage of me."

"He has to have that ability!"

With her heart beating faster, Qin Jingru, who was a little bit lacking in confidence, could only let her voice boost her courage, so she said a few words in a relatively loud voice.

While belittling He Yuzhu, he did not forget to praise Xu Damao.

This is the end.

Only then did Xu Damao heave a sigh of relief.

"I'll just say it."

"How can that guy, Silly Zhu, have such skills."

"It seems that I was thinking too much, and that guy is talking nonsense!"

Xu Damao muttered to himself.