Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic
Chapter 61 Marry This Year, Have a Son Next Year
"If you withdraw money, you can withdraw it. What are you doing with me?"
"Let go!"
Xu Damao shook his arm vigorously, although he was unwilling, but the three elders in the courtyard had already made a decision, so what could he say at this time.
not to mention.
He also wanted to solve the trouble of the Jia family as soon as possible, and marry Qin Jingru as soon as possible.
Staying alone in the vacant room during this period of time made Xu Damao very hungry and thirsty.
Unexpectedly, Qin Jingru is cute and reserved.
Even if Xu Damao tried his best, he still hasn't eaten the grapes, which is a real advantage.
of course.
Solving personal problems is secondary.
more important.
Xu Damao fell in love with Qin Jingru's ass, which is round and fertile.
Married her earlier this year.
Give birth to a big fat boy next year, so that the neighbors in the neighborhood can see it.
Proud in front of everyone.
Xu Damao's head also lifted up.
This is the most important reason why Xu Damao is willing to pay the 100 yuan.
100 yuan.
It is not a disadvantage to let the old Xu's family continue to burn incense early.
Jia Zhang followed Xu Damao's back and forth, that's a positive.
no way.
In Jia Zhang's opinion.
The money is not in hand.
In the end there will be variables.
finally.
Xu Damao, who returned to the house, rummaged around in front of the bedside table.
After taking out ten ten-yuan bills and handing them over to Mrs. Jia Zhang.
Only then did Xu Damao say: "Aunt Jia, are you satisfied now?"
"Satisfied, satisfied!"
Jia Zhang, who nodded like a swinging drum, completely forgot that Xu Damao punched and kicked her just now.
While spitting on his fingers, he counted the money over and over again.
On the one hand, Jia Zhang called Xu Damao a big compliment: "I said that in our compound, you, Xu Damao, are suave and generous, and our family, Jingru, will not suffer from living with you."
of course.
Guang praised Xu Damao.
It's not over yet.
Jia Zhang did not forget the important point.
"Our Jingru's big butt, have you noticed?"
"When you get married this year, I guarantee that you will be able to hold a big fat boy next year. By then, your old Xu's family will have incense."
Obviously.
This last sentence is what Xu Damao likes to hear the most.
Xu Damao, who was also extremely happy, said with a smile: "Then I will borrow your good words from Aunt Jia."
"When the time comes, you will have a son, don't forget to give your Aunt Jia two red eggs."
Jia Zhang followed Xu Damao's words and continued.
"You haven't drunk the wedding wine yet, you just want to eat red eggs. Aunt Jia, isn't it too early for this?"
It was rare that Xu Damao was also in a happy mood, so he chatted with Jia Zhangshi a few more times.
"Not early, not early."
"With your strong body, is it early?"
Jia Zhang said with a smile that was not shy.
Here.
Xu Damao sent Jia Zhang out of the house.
He saw He Yuzhu not far away.
The so-called, people are in good spirits on happy occasions.
He is going to be the bridegroom officer again soon.
Looking at He Yuzhu who is still single.
Naturally, Xu Damao would not let go of this opportunity, and went up to make fun of it.
originally.
Xu Damao didn't like He Yuzhu.
Especially when he found out about He Yuzhu and Lou Xiaoe.
Xu Damao, who hadn't had time to vent his anger, was naturally willing to seize this opportunity to humiliate He Yuzhu after confirming his marriage with Qin Jingru.
"Hey, how about making braised pork?"
"One person, can you finish eating?"
Xu Damao, who lifted the lid of the pot, glanced into the pot, and then his attention fell on He Yuzhu.
"I'm stupid, don't make a sound."
"What's wrong?"
"not in a good mood?"
"Brother, I'm getting married again, and you don't want to congratulate me?"
Speaking of which.
Xu Damao lowered his voice.
"You and Lou Xiao'e cuckolded me, I haven't settled with you yet!"
He Yuzhu looked at himself.
Xu Damao, whose shoehorn face was almost distorted from smiling, snorted, "So what if you and Lou Xiao'e are on good terms? I don't want that woman who can't lay eggs. Besides, if you play, you are playing with me." leftover."
"Why, you still want to fight with me?"
Xu Damao, who was getting more and more complacent, almost got carried away.
Obviously not married yet.
This society has already greeted He Yuzhu and will give him red eggs next year.
It seems.
kindly.
Actually.
With vicious intentions.
Ding dong.
at this time.
He Yuzhu heard the sound of the system going online.
"Scene: Xu Damao mocked the host by marrying Qin Jingru."
"Option [-]: The host can bear this? Go back and let Xu Damao know that the host has not only helped him take care of his former wife, but has also directed the work that the bride-to-be should do."
"Choose reward: 100 yuan plus fifty catties of meat tickets."
"Option [-]: It's rare for Xu Damao, a guy who has no family and can't have a baby, to be happy for a while. What is the host doing with his general knowledge? Think about Xu Damao, who is pitiful enough. He obviously has a physical problem, but he doesn't know it. It's emotional and reasonable, no matter what. He's also a neighbor, so let the host let him take advantage of the words!"
"Choice reward: [-] tons of wolfberry, the host is a little weak, and needs to be replenished."
Although soaking wolfberry is not popular these days, it is still a traditional Chinese medicine.
Five hundred tons of goji berries.
The value is definitely not comparable to 100 yuan plus [-] catties of meat tickets.
If sold...
Unfortunately.
It is strictly controlled now.
Even the black market can't digest it.
What's more, chicken, duck, fish and the like are the hard currency, who will sell the goji berries.
Do not steam the buns to fight for breath.
He Yuzhu didn't even make a trade-off and comparison of rewards in his heart, so He Yuzhu chose option one.
The 100 yuan plus [-] catties of meat coupons have been issued and have entered the system warehouse. He Yuzhu only needs to pick them up when the time comes.
He Yuzhu, who was squatting and burning the ground pot, just stood up slowly.
then.
He patted Xu Damao on the shoulder.
With his mouth pursed, He Yuzhu, who turned his back to Xu Damao, said nothing.
at the very beginning.
Xu Damao was startled, thinking that He Yuzhu was really going to fight him.
results.
He Yuzhu just patted him on the shoulder.
This made Xu Damao a little confused.
"Stupid, what do you mean?"
Xu Damao still said domineeringly.
"how?"
"Envy buddy? Jealousy buddy?"
"It's no wonder, buddy, even though he is a second marriage, he is more popular than some people."
when saying this.
Xu Damao is called bossy.
"Da Mao, Da Mao, this 100 yuan dowry gift is really worth it."
He Yuzhu finally spoke at this moment.
This endless talk made Xu Damao a little confused.
Xu Damao is not an idiot.
He could hear the irony in He Yuzhu's words.
"What do you mean?"
Xu Damao, who felt something was wrong, narrowed his eyes and asked such a sentence.
"Let go!"
Xu Damao shook his arm vigorously, although he was unwilling, but the three elders in the courtyard had already made a decision, so what could he say at this time.
not to mention.
He also wanted to solve the trouble of the Jia family as soon as possible, and marry Qin Jingru as soon as possible.
Staying alone in the vacant room during this period of time made Xu Damao very hungry and thirsty.
Unexpectedly, Qin Jingru is cute and reserved.
Even if Xu Damao tried his best, he still hasn't eaten the grapes, which is a real advantage.
of course.
Solving personal problems is secondary.
more important.
Xu Damao fell in love with Qin Jingru's ass, which is round and fertile.
Married her earlier this year.
Give birth to a big fat boy next year, so that the neighbors in the neighborhood can see it.
Proud in front of everyone.
Xu Damao's head also lifted up.
This is the most important reason why Xu Damao is willing to pay the 100 yuan.
100 yuan.
It is not a disadvantage to let the old Xu's family continue to burn incense early.
Jia Zhang followed Xu Damao's back and forth, that's a positive.
no way.
In Jia Zhang's opinion.
The money is not in hand.
In the end there will be variables.
finally.
Xu Damao, who returned to the house, rummaged around in front of the bedside table.
After taking out ten ten-yuan bills and handing them over to Mrs. Jia Zhang.
Only then did Xu Damao say: "Aunt Jia, are you satisfied now?"
"Satisfied, satisfied!"
Jia Zhang, who nodded like a swinging drum, completely forgot that Xu Damao punched and kicked her just now.
While spitting on his fingers, he counted the money over and over again.
On the one hand, Jia Zhang called Xu Damao a big compliment: "I said that in our compound, you, Xu Damao, are suave and generous, and our family, Jingru, will not suffer from living with you."
of course.
Guang praised Xu Damao.
It's not over yet.
Jia Zhang did not forget the important point.
"Our Jingru's big butt, have you noticed?"
"When you get married this year, I guarantee that you will be able to hold a big fat boy next year. By then, your old Xu's family will have incense."
Obviously.
This last sentence is what Xu Damao likes to hear the most.
Xu Damao, who was also extremely happy, said with a smile: "Then I will borrow your good words from Aunt Jia."
"When the time comes, you will have a son, don't forget to give your Aunt Jia two red eggs."
Jia Zhang followed Xu Damao's words and continued.
"You haven't drunk the wedding wine yet, you just want to eat red eggs. Aunt Jia, isn't it too early for this?"
It was rare that Xu Damao was also in a happy mood, so he chatted with Jia Zhangshi a few more times.
"Not early, not early."
"With your strong body, is it early?"
Jia Zhang said with a smile that was not shy.
Here.
Xu Damao sent Jia Zhang out of the house.
He saw He Yuzhu not far away.
The so-called, people are in good spirits on happy occasions.
He is going to be the bridegroom officer again soon.
Looking at He Yuzhu who is still single.
Naturally, Xu Damao would not let go of this opportunity, and went up to make fun of it.
originally.
Xu Damao didn't like He Yuzhu.
Especially when he found out about He Yuzhu and Lou Xiaoe.
Xu Damao, who hadn't had time to vent his anger, was naturally willing to seize this opportunity to humiliate He Yuzhu after confirming his marriage with Qin Jingru.
"Hey, how about making braised pork?"
"One person, can you finish eating?"
Xu Damao, who lifted the lid of the pot, glanced into the pot, and then his attention fell on He Yuzhu.
"I'm stupid, don't make a sound."
"What's wrong?"
"not in a good mood?"
"Brother, I'm getting married again, and you don't want to congratulate me?"
Speaking of which.
Xu Damao lowered his voice.
"You and Lou Xiao'e cuckolded me, I haven't settled with you yet!"
He Yuzhu looked at himself.
Xu Damao, whose shoehorn face was almost distorted from smiling, snorted, "So what if you and Lou Xiao'e are on good terms? I don't want that woman who can't lay eggs. Besides, if you play, you are playing with me." leftover."
"Why, you still want to fight with me?"
Xu Damao, who was getting more and more complacent, almost got carried away.
Obviously not married yet.
This society has already greeted He Yuzhu and will give him red eggs next year.
It seems.
kindly.
Actually.
With vicious intentions.
Ding dong.
at this time.
He Yuzhu heard the sound of the system going online.
"Scene: Xu Damao mocked the host by marrying Qin Jingru."
"Option [-]: The host can bear this? Go back and let Xu Damao know that the host has not only helped him take care of his former wife, but has also directed the work that the bride-to-be should do."
"Choose reward: 100 yuan plus fifty catties of meat tickets."
"Option [-]: It's rare for Xu Damao, a guy who has no family and can't have a baby, to be happy for a while. What is the host doing with his general knowledge? Think about Xu Damao, who is pitiful enough. He obviously has a physical problem, but he doesn't know it. It's emotional and reasonable, no matter what. He's also a neighbor, so let the host let him take advantage of the words!"
"Choice reward: [-] tons of wolfberry, the host is a little weak, and needs to be replenished."
Although soaking wolfberry is not popular these days, it is still a traditional Chinese medicine.
Five hundred tons of goji berries.
The value is definitely not comparable to 100 yuan plus [-] catties of meat tickets.
If sold...
Unfortunately.
It is strictly controlled now.
Even the black market can't digest it.
What's more, chicken, duck, fish and the like are the hard currency, who will sell the goji berries.
Do not steam the buns to fight for breath.
He Yuzhu didn't even make a trade-off and comparison of rewards in his heart, so He Yuzhu chose option one.
The 100 yuan plus [-] catties of meat coupons have been issued and have entered the system warehouse. He Yuzhu only needs to pick them up when the time comes.
He Yuzhu, who was squatting and burning the ground pot, just stood up slowly.
then.
He patted Xu Damao on the shoulder.
With his mouth pursed, He Yuzhu, who turned his back to Xu Damao, said nothing.
at the very beginning.
Xu Damao was startled, thinking that He Yuzhu was really going to fight him.
results.
He Yuzhu just patted him on the shoulder.
This made Xu Damao a little confused.
"Stupid, what do you mean?"
Xu Damao still said domineeringly.
"how?"
"Envy buddy? Jealousy buddy?"
"It's no wonder, buddy, even though he is a second marriage, he is more popular than some people."
when saying this.
Xu Damao is called bossy.
"Da Mao, Da Mao, this 100 yuan dowry gift is really worth it."
He Yuzhu finally spoke at this moment.
This endless talk made Xu Damao a little confused.
Xu Damao is not an idiot.
He could hear the irony in He Yuzhu's words.
"What do you mean?"
Xu Damao, who felt something was wrong, narrowed his eyes and asked such a sentence.
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