Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic

moment.

Qin Huairu was dumbfounded.

What He Yuzhu said is beating a villain.

"you you……"

Qin Huairu's chest heaved with anger for a while, because He Yuzhu's words and deeds completely exceeded her imagination and his cognition of He Yuzhu.

To know.

once.

For her, Qin Huairu.

He Yuzhu is no different from the doll in his hand.

Let him go east, just go east.

Let him go west, go west.

But now...  

"Come on sister, don't worry."

"Is such that."

"In the morning, when I was shopping for breakfast, I saw an old fortune-teller on the street. Everyone said that he was quite accurate, and he had all kinds of Yin-Yang and Five Elements. Moreover, at that time, I squatted aside and looked at it for a while. "

"The master once said that when a person has bad luck, as long as someone slaps her twice abruptly to drive away the bad luck, good luck will come naturally. This trick is called hitting the villain."

"I think you've been quite unlucky recently."

"Look, your family was first imprisoned by Guan Shaoguan, and then Director Li, that beast wanted to take advantage of you. Later, you and Aunt Jia started to fight. This is what the master said about Chongsha!"

After He Yuzhu finished speaking.

Qin Huairu, who had suddenly realized, understood He Yuzhu's intentions.

Qin Huairu thought to himself: So, Zhuzi is helping me.

Qin Huairu, who immediately regained his balance, just pretended to be angry and said: "Zhuzi, I can't believe what this kind of quack says. They are all talking about ghosts and monsters. They were all class enemies who were defeated a few years ago."

"But the little grandson of Aunt Six's family didn't make trouble at night some time ago, and often cried and stayed awake at night. Aunt Six asked Blind Liu to show him. After drinking a bowl of talisman water, he will be fine."

He Yuzhu said so.

For a moment, Qin Huairu didn't know what to say.

this year.

Let alone these days.

In those years, for ordinary people, masters were unpredictable, and a kind of ideological cognition that has been passed down for thousands of years can't be said to be defeated.

Seeing that Qin Huairu was speechless.

He Yuzhu, who was secretly delighted, said in his heart: Damn it, it's you who fights with me and sells you, and you have to count the money.

"It's early..."

Obviously.

For Qin Huairu.

Getting slapped twice is a thing of the past.

For someone like her.

The two steamed buns can drill into small warehouses with others.

Not to mention that He Yuzhu slapped her twice.

In her opinion.

It's nothing to worry about.

Taking advantage is the fundamental.

"Give you!"

This time.

He Yuzhu is careless.

Just when Qin Huairu was about to pick up the breakfast.

He Yuzhu spoke again: "It's two yuan and fifty cents in total!"

"Two dollars and five?"

moment.

Qin Huairu's eyes widened.

What kind of buns and fried dough sticks are worth two yuan and five?

Is the bun skin made of gold, or the bun stuffing made of gold?

"Yup!"

He Yuzhu said calmly: "The extra is my errand expenses."

Qin Huairu: "..."

Just at this time.

The deaf old lady has come to the door.

"Pillar!"

The deaf old lady cried out.

"coming!"

He Yuzhu replied.

Subsequently.

He looked at Qin Huairu who was trembling all over, whether he was frozen or shocked, and asked, "Sister, come? It's earlier, do you want it?"

"You give me a letter of approval."

"If you want, you pay for it. As for me, I will work harder and buy it again."

"If you don't want it, then I'm leaving."

obvious.

At this time, Qin Huairu has not recovered.

For her.

Today is really bad luck.

What is this called.

He got two slaps for no reason.

If it's just that, forget it.

in the end.

I didn't come over earlier.

It's not that He Yuzhu won't give it.

The key is that it costs money earlier, and it is very expensive.

Seeing that Qin Huairu was still meditating.

He Yuzhu didn't bother her anymore.

Here.

He Yuzhu just came to the door of the deaf old lady's room.

there.

The deaf old lady's attention also shifted from Qin Huairu to He Yuzhu.

"how?"

"Qin Huairu wants to blackmail you again?"

After all, it belongs to the same courtyard.

Who doesn't know who.

The deaf old lady knew Qin Huairu to the bottom of her heart.

"She was trying to blackmail me."

He Yuzhu, who was joking, replied: "It's a pity that she is not good enough."

"You kid must be poor. How many stumbles have you had on her before?"

The deaf old lady spoke earnestly.

"You don't need to feel sorry for this kind of person. The better you treat her, the less satisfied she will be."

"makes sense!"

He Yuzhu just responded in this way, and then said in his heart: It used to be the past, and now I am not the protagonist. If you want to blackmail me, you didn't discuss it.

And just after He Yuzhu went to the deaf old lady's house with the deaf old lady.

Jia Zhang, who was at home, moved his position, and when he could no longer see He Yuzhu through the window, his eyes showed disappointment.

"Grandma, do you have breakfast today?"

Just at this time.

Xiao Dang opened his mouth.

Huai Hua jumped up happily: "Great, we can have breakfast."

"Eat, eat, eat, what to eat? I'm going to fly early!"

The annoyed Jia Zhang muttered that Qin Huairu was useless.

Money, no money back.

Such a small matter can't be done well.

Because there was no breakfast, Jia Zhang naturally didn't give a good face to Qin Huairu who came back.

"Mom, how about early?"

Xiao Dang and Sophora Huai asked in unison.

At this moment, Qin Huairu stopped asking, and didn't know how to answer.

"Does your face hurt?"

Sudden.

Jia Zhang popped out such a sentence inexplicably.

in fact.

It's not surprising either.

Qin Huairu slapped He Yuzhu twice.

Standing by the window and looking out, Mrs. Jia Zhang witnessed the whole process.

Hearing Jia Zhang's question.

Qin Huairu involuntarily touched his cheek.

"Mom, silly Zhu, did he hit you?"

Sophora japonica asked.

"If you ask me, you deserve the beating."

Jia Zhang's voice is accented.

No slaps from yesterday.

There is also no discussion of Eighteenth Road Tan legs.

This time.

Qin Huairu, who was in a bad mood, simply ignored Jia Zhang.

but.

Qin Huairu can do nothing without saying anything and being indifferent.

Jia Zhang could not calm down anymore.

Coming in front of Qin Huairu, Jia Zhang didn't intend to compete with his wife here.

The main reason is that their family has been in financial difficulties recently.

In the past, there was a silly pillar to help, and life was barely passable.

But these days.

The number one object of their blood sucking has undergone earth-shaking changes.

Jia Zhang is also a living person. Although he is old, he does not suffer from dementia.

"I said, haven't you noticed that Shazhu has been a little weird recently?"

This was the first sentence of Jia Zhang who took the initiative to speak.

"What do you see me doing?"

"I'm telling you something about our family's source of income."

"Don't you have a snack."

I don't know if it's because I got a bad nose and got two slaps this morning.

Qin Huairu, who was already in a bad mood, had a much harder voice: "How can I care about it?"

"No! Then what!"

"Where is your usual ability to seduce wild men?"

"Use it!"

"Use it on silly pillars!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang offered her words and suggestions, even in front of Sophora Hua and Xiao Dang, just said so without any scruples.

"I said what do you mean?"

Qin Huairu was immediately unhappy.

"What do you mean, what do you mean, you know it yourself."

Jia Zhang's mouth curled up, muttering in his mouth: "Don't think that I don't know what you did behind your back. How did you get the big white steamed buns and lunch boxes on weekdays? I'll know if you don't tell me. "

"Yes, I got here by messing around with people." Qin Huairu, who was going all out, confronted Jia Zhang just like that, "Aren't you the most annoying me for cuckolding your son, then you still let me... ..."

Before Qin Huairu finished speaking, Jia Zhang took the first step: "Anyway, your shoes are all worn out, and you still care about the past or the present. It's cheap to be a wild man, and it's cheap to be two."

"Why don't you go and mess with silly Zhu!"

Qin Huairu was furious.

I was annoyed when I heard Jia Zhang's words.

How could any elder speak like that.

"I think, the key is that I have to be better than you."

Jia Zhangshi groaned, just sat on the chair, and coldly fought with Qin Huairu across the living room, with their backs to each other.

But not 3 minutes.

Jia Zhang couldn't take it anymore.

"I said, when will your cousin come?"

The shameless Jia Zhang just looked at Qin Huairu and asked something that she thought was a big deal.

"What's the matter today?"

Qin Huairu's attitude eased a lot.

I don't know if this widow has masochism syndrome.

As soon as Jia Zhang asked, she started talking.

"Tell me, could the change of Sha Zhu be related to this incident. After all, you have been hanging him for a long time. If you want me to say, don't do anything today, just bring your cousin here first, and let her I was talking to Sha Zhu last time. At least I have to stabilize Sha Zhu, which is the top priority for our family."

Before speaking, Mrs. Jia Zhang had already come to Qin Huairu's side, and instructed her earnestly.

Seeing that Qin Huairu didn't make a sound.

"I'm talking to you, did you hear me?"

Jia Zhang raised his voice.

"understood!"

Qin Huairu responded angrily.

"This silly woman."

Looking at the back of Qin Huairu who got up to leave and was preparing breakfast, Jia Zhang said cursingly: "I don't know how to be flexible. Just now, if you let silly Zhu take advantage of it, you still use it here to mess around." Drum, we already had breakfast."

"Mom, is it pickled vegetables again?"

Looking at the breakfast Qin Huairu brought, Xiao Dang obviously lost his appetite, not to mention a little disgusted.

"It's good to eat something."

Although Qin Huairu said this, her attitude towards her children was still quite tactful: "At night, Mom will find a way to give you some meat to supplement."

Upon hearing this.

Xiaodang and Sophora japonica were so happy that they almost jumped up.

…………

People are happy when they are happy.

For He Yuzhu, who has been a man for two lifetimes, what kind of person has never been seen.

However, it was the first time that Xu Damao took the initiative to seek abuse.

On the way to work.

He Yuzhu, who was riding a two-eight bar, accidentally even hummed the two butterflies.

And followed behind He Yuzhu.

Although Xu Damao didn't hear what He Yuzhu was singing, he became angry when he saw He Yuzhu's joy.

Xu Damao, who was pedaling the foreign car quickly, planned to kick He Yuzhu's rear seat after catching up with He Yuzhu.

However, He Yuzhu, who was riding just fine, suddenly swayed to the left.

It doesn't matter that Xu Damao's pedal is empty.

Xu Damao, who was shaken, couldn't control the balance of the bicycle for a while, and he couldn't even control his own balance.

then.

Just like that, the car and people fell directly to the ground.

It's fine if it's just a fall.

But Xu Damao was facing the ground.

to say.

Xu Damao was lucky.

To know.

The ground these days is the kind of real concrete road.

Potholes.

There are more stones.

But there was a puddle of shit on the ground.

Just right.

Xu Damao, who was facing the ground, ran towards the shit like that.

Because it acts as a buffer.

He didn't get hurt.

But it's all over the face.