Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic

"Qin Huairu, what you said sounds nice, what a big deal."

"It's not your chicken that was lost."

"If it's your chicken, see if you're in a hurry."

Xu Damao aimed his gun at Qin Huairu.

He hummed twice.

after that.

The corner of Xu Damao's mouth raised, he just looked at Qin Huairu like this: "Qin Huairu, you defend the idiot so much, to be honest, do you two have some ulterior motives?"

"Xu, what nonsense are you talking about!" Although Qin Huairu was a bit indiscreet in personal life for the sake of living, it didn't mean that she allowed others to point it out in person.

"Nonsense?" Xu Damao nodded and hummed, "This is a fact recognized by the whole court. If you have nothing to do with Shazhu, why would Shazhu help you for no reason?"

"you…………"

You spent a long time.

Qin Huairu didn't come out with a message from you.

"Why, you can't speak!"

Xu Damao felt very proud.

Although Qin Huairu is a woman who has given birth to three children, there is really nothing to say about her figure.

I looked at the plainly dressed Qin Huairu, and thought to myself: If I dress up a little bit, I will definitely be able to catch up with the Internet celebrity in the 21st century.

The movement outside is getting louder and louder.

Obviously, Grandpa and the others have gradually appeared on the stage.

Not only the three uncles have arrived.

The other residents in the yard were obviously also summoned.

Xu Damao, who had noticed the situation outside, just looked at me like this: "Silly Zhu, don't be dazed, let's go!"

The first ten minutes.

I am still the boss of the company who teaches his subordinates.

And now.

But I became the target of a group of street sneakers.

I seem to have ignored many people's pointers. When I think of my life, I can seize all kinds of opportunities and even surpass Lafitte and Mask.

Think about it.

I'm all a little excited.

But in this era when speculation is still a crime.

I know.

All I have to do now is wait.

Waiting for the arrival of the times.

And before that.

I need to accumulate enough capital.

"I just don't know what kind of surprises this god-level selection system I bound can bring me."

I secretly said in my heart, and when I thought of this, I couldn't help laughing.

"Look, look."

Before Xu Damao, the owner of the lost chicken, could speak, the third uncle Yan Bugui pointed at me and said to the second uncle Liu Haizhong: "Stupid Zhu, he is still laughing, he can laugh out loud."

"The attitude is not correct, and the behavior is extremely bad. This idiot must not be forgiven lightly!" The second uncle Liu Haizhong held his leadership style.

And at this time.

The elder Yi Zhonghai said: "This boy Shazhu, I watched him grow up. As far as I know, he is not that kind of person."

It seems that the uncle protects me.

Actually.

What kind of calculations are they planning for Yi Zhonghai?

I am clear.

"Grandpa, you can't say that. The physical evidence is solid. Our chicken is still lying in the pot of Sha Zhu's house. As a highly respected person in the courtyard, you can't turn your elbows!"

Xu Damao was a little anxious.

when saying this.

He also looked at the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the third uncle Yan Bugui, signaling them to put pressure on the first uncle.

"I said Lao Yi, you are right. We watched Sha Zhu grow up, and we all have feelings for this child."

"However, this does not mean that we can turn our elbows in when we talk and do things."

"Everyone elected us as the uncle of the courtyard because they believe in our character and hope that we can act impartially."

have to say.

Yan Bugui's language talent is still acceptable.

After all, she is a Chinese teacher in elementary school.

Although there is not much ink in the stomach.

but.

In such a low-lying area of ​​knowledge as the courtyard house.

Yan Bugui seemed to be taking the lead.

The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, has long coveted the position of the first uncle for a long time.

With the cooperation of the third master Yan Bugui.

even.

Liu Haizhong, an old man who is obsessed with power, has already considered whether to drag Yi Zhonghai into the water by stealing chickens.

"I think Lao Yan is right."

"As the highly respected staff in the courtyard, we have to act according to our own conscience."

"Now the physical evidence is solid."

"The old hen of Xu Damao's family is lying in the pot of Sha Zhu's house. This is always true."

"Old Yi, I know you have a good relationship with Sha Zhu. But, at this time, you can't be messed up!"

"You are the master of the yard."

"If I were an uncle, I would never dare to speak out of my conscience."

Seeing that Liu Haizhong was targeting him, Yi Zhonghai felt a little unhappy now: "Old Liu, what do you mean by that? You mean, I said something ignorant of my conscience!"

"Old Yi, don't think too much about it." Liu Haizhong knew how to do Tai Chi, his eyes turned to one side, "I didn't say that."

The three uncles who saw them started bickering.

Now Xu Damao couldn't sit still.

He was looking forward to the arrival of the three uncles.

The purpose is to use the authority of the three uncles to trouble me.

result.

The three uncles were divided into two battalions.

Even Xu Damao wanted to see such a scene for the sake of his position, but right now, the more important thing for him was to solve the problem of his old hen.

Actually.

This guy is nothing more than trying to scrape some oil from me.

Seeing a serious meeting, turned into a little riot.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai showed his authority: "Be quiet, don't say a few words, it's endless."

Done.

Wait until the courtyard is restored to silence.

Yi Zhonghai looked at me: "Silly Zhu, Xu Damao said that you stole his old hen, and your family has stewed chicken. Can you tell me, where did your stewed old hen come from?"

Done.

Yi Zhonghai added: "Tell the truth. In our courtyard, we are also fair."

And at this time.

Ding dong.

system online notification.

Sounded in my mind.

Followed by.

The system selection task appears.

"Background: The host was involved in the theft of Xu Damao's old hen."

"Option [-]: Follow the direction of the plot, isn't it just to be a bitch of the Virgin Mary, and you will be blamed to the end. The reward for the option is ten catties of pork tickets, plus the honorary title of Virgin Mary Youth."

"Option 15: Host, you can bear it! You are duty-bound to reveal the truth. You must fight the evil forces to the end! Choose a reward: five catties of pork tickets, three catties of white flour tickets, plus [-] yuan."

Faced with two options.

I didn't hesitate at all and chose option [-] directly.

I remember a great man said such a sentence.

If people don't attack me, I will not attack others. If people attack me, I will attack them.

The reason for making such a choice.

For five catties of pork meat tickets, three catties of white flour tickets, plus 15 yuan, I don't think so much.

The key is that this option has a saying that is very good.

Fight the evil forces to the end.

As an outlaw lunatic who traveled through time in the 21st century.

Uh no.

Be a law-abiding citizen.

I think it is necessary for me to say no to the existing unhealthy tendencies.