Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic

"I ask you silly Zhu, where did this chicken come from?"

"Did you steal our old hen?"

Because of anger.

Xu Damao's fingers trembling as he pointed to the pot of chicken soup.

Looking at this strange yet familiar man, I was completely dumbfounded.

what's going on?
Could it be that I crossed over?

I ignored Xu Damao's unreasonable accusations, and I was still silent in the strange but familiar environment in front of me.

When I gave myself a slap, I was sure whether I had really crossed.

Xu Damao said with a dark face: "Shazhu, don't pretend to be stupid with me. Now, I'm asking you something! Did you steal our old hen by cooking chicken!"

Just at this time.

Xu Damao's wife, Lou Xiao'e, appeared. She had just lifted the curtain, and before entering the door, a voice rang out: "What's going on?"

"Ezi, you came just in time, take a look, take a look at what is stewed in this pot!"

when saying this.

Xu Damao's eyes never left me.

That posture, I wish I could eat it.

"Silly Zhu, how can you do such a thing! Even if you are greedy, you can't steal our old hen!"

Lou Xiao'e's voice was very soft, but inside and outside the words clearly confirmed my identity as a chicken thief.

I don't care about the couple.

I'm still in the process of getting used to who I am now.

He Yuzhu.

Nicknamed silly column.

The cook in the canteen of the rolling mill.

Excellent cooking skills.

However, at the marriageable age, he is still a bachelor.

I remember clearly.

In the Qinman courtyard.

As the protagonist, He Yuzhu, it was miserable to be pitted by a yard of beasts.

The elder brother Yi Zhonghai and his wife seem to defend He Yuzhu.

In fact, the old couple, who had no children, hoped that He Yuzhu would take care of them both.

Even when Lou Xiaoe came back with He Yuzhu's son to recognize relatives, Yi Zhonghai and his wife still refused to let him go.

Qin Huairu, a widow with three children, plots against He Yuzhu even more.

Especially Qin Huairu's eldest son, Bang Geng, who eats He Yuzhu's food and uses He Yuzhu's food.

The third master Yan Bugui, a primary school teacher, likes to talk about words, a very cunning man.

On weekdays, the third uncle, Yan Bugui, and the second uncle, Liu Hai, pit He Yuzhu in the middle, and that's almost non-negotiable.

Xu Damao, in particular, took He Yuzhu's tragic experience as happiness in life on weekdays.

all in all.

There is almost no good person in this yard.

"Ezi, what are you still doing in a daze, go and call the first, second, and third masters."

The extremely anxious Xu Damao urged, but secretly said in his heart: Silly Zhu, this time, you are in my hands again!hum!See if I can't kill you!
My name is Ye Pingan.

before crossing.

He used to be one of the loyal audience of Qinman Courtyard.

As for who stole the chicken from Xu Damao's house.

I am naturally very clear.

It's not that the three brothers and sisters of the stick are greedy and did a good job.

As a mother, Qin Huairu guessed the truth. Instead of teaching her son to admit his mistakes, she even cooperated with her mother-in-law, Jia Zhang, to hide the three brothers and sisters in the house after the incident.

"Before I, Ye Ping'an, was the richest man in one party."

"What kind of people have never dealt with."

"I can still be tricked by you gang of beasts!"

I thought to myself.

Facing this unexpected incident that I encountered through sudden travel, I remained extremely calm.

It’s not too big to watch the bustle.

The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, who seemed to have been hiding outside for a long time, ran in when he heard the movement.

Lou Xiao'e didn't need to shout, Liu Haizhong, who was full of leadership dreams, turned into an envoy of justice with his hands behind his back, and said with a firm tone: "What's going on? What's going on?"

"Second uncle, you came just in time. Look at what silly Zhu has done!"

Xu Damao pointed to the pot of chicken soup, and said to Liu Haizhong: "He stole our old hen and stewed it."

Done.

Xu Damao also explained the origin of the chicken.

"Second uncle, you know it."

"A few days ago, I went to the Red Star Commune to show people a movie."

"He thanked me and gave me two chickens."

"One of them was an old hen."

"As a result, I came back today and found that the old hen was gone."

"Now, it has already run into Shazhu's pot."

After listening to Xu Damao's speech, Liu Haizhong put one hand behind his back and pointed at me with the other: "Silly Zhu, silly Zhu, how can you do such a thing!"

Maybe it was a little noisy.

I live close by.

Qin Huairu, who came over after hearing the news, looked at the scene in front of him, and after understanding the situation, he maintained: "Shazhu is not this kind of person, is there a misunderstanding here?"

This woman spoke nicely.

Actually.

Her heart is open, and she knows better than anyone what happened to Xu Damao's chicken.

"Such a serious and extremely bad theft incident has never happened in our courtyard since the beginning of the world." Liu Haizhong said exaggeratedly, and then looked at Lou Xiaoe, "What are you still doing in a daze, go quickly Call the first master, the third master, and immediately hold a general meeting of the whole hospital."

Done.

Liu Haizhong also pointed at me with his finger.

as a traveler.

There is no system.

That's all sorry for the identity of the time traveler.

Just at this time.

Ding dong.

The sound of the system appearing in my head.

"God-level selection system?"

I was taken aback for a moment, then couldn't help laughing.

But my happiness made Xu Damao extremely dissatisfied.

"Second uncle, look, look!" Xu Damao pointed at me, almost out of breath, "Silly, he can still laugh."

"Xu Damao, I can understand your feeling of losing the chicken."

"However, let me correct you a little."

"My name is He Yuzhu, not Shazhu. And you, if you call me Shazhu again, don't blame me for personal assault!"

Second uncle Liu Haizhong: "..."

Xu Damao: "..."

Qin Huairu: "........."

at this moment.

One by one, they all set their eyes on me.

obvious.

They couldn't figure out why I was so abnormal today.

And I haven't finished my words yet.

Looking at Xu Damao, I continued: "In addition, there is another point. You said that I stole your chicken. What is the evidence? If there is no evidence, I will sue you for defamation!"

No matter when.

Arm yourself with the weapon of law.

in my opinion.

This is absolutely true.

"Silly Zhu, do you want evidence? The evidence is in your pot." Xu Damao, who killed this point, said bitterly.

Qin Huairu, who had a guilty conscience, kept saying, "Okay, okay, what a big deal!"

Apart from making peace with each other, Qin Huairu, who only hopes that big things can be turned into small things, doesn't want to show off the fact that the stick is stealing chickens, and he doesn't want me to lose anything.

That's not to say.

This widow thinks of me.

mainly.

All they want is to suck blood from me.