Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic

"you you……"

Yan Bugui just pointed at me like that, and I almost got mad at you.

For a long time.

Yan Bugui, who was pale, calmed down: "He Yuzhu, what do you mean?"

"The so-called listen to people's advice and eat enough."

"You are old and highly respected."

"How can I not listen to you!"

"Aren't you going to let me stand and watch the fun? Well, I'll sit, that's all right!"

Done.

I also patted the dust on my thighs, as if trying to drive something away.

There was a roar of laughter.

a time.

There was laughter in the courtyard.

"What? I can't sit still, can't I?"

I met Yan Bugui's eyes, so I stood up, and then came to a tree in the yard, just leaned on it, and then asked: "Now, do I satisfy your old wishes?"

"Silly Zhu, what the third master means is that you tell me what happened to those underpants."

Someone was booing at this time.

"It's not my underpants, I don't know." After finishing speaking, I stood up straight, and I said, "Aunt Six just said very well. The so-called underpants are not pants. They should be on the body of the third uncle." Yes, why did it run to the balcony of Qin Huairu's house, could it be that it can fly into the sky and escape from the ground?"

There was another burst of laughter.

"I told you not to say that you're not a man in shorts."

Yan Bugui, who was in a panic, stomped his feet.

"Uh, that's the account check!"

Bringing up the old story again, I have to admire my reaction: "You always pay the big guys! You have collected the money all these years. When you collect it, you three keep it. What are you using it for?" It’s the right place, you can’t just be so confused!”

For an instant.

Yan Bugui was dumbfounded.

Although he is old and has experienced a lot; but a lot of troubles came up, which made him a little powerless.

"You old bastard, you old wicked man. How can I be sorry for you? I'll lose my ancestor!"

The third mother who hadn't gotten up yet spoke at this moment.

Actually.

It's self-evident what this old lady is up to.

Although the three moms started making trouble again.

but.

Obviously, this trouble is different from the first trouble.

As a family member of the uncle circle.

The three mothers are very clear about the accounts of the sanitation expenses.

because.

After each spoils.

Yan Bugui's share was handed over to the third mother for safekeeping.

It's not that easy to get the money out of the couple's pockets.

After cursing.

The three moms got up.

Just like that, he came to Yan Bugui's side.

All of a sudden, he tugged at Yan Bugui's ears.

"You old thing, go back and explain it to me."

It seems.

The three mothers want to teach Yan Bugui a lesson.

Actually.

It was nothing more than leading the third master to escape from this vortex.

of course.

The third mom didn't forget about the underpants, and planned to settle the score with Yan Bugui later.

It's just that things are prioritized.

At this time, keeping money is the top priority.

Jia Zhang's is not a fuel-efficient lamp.

Ben is a master who cherishes money like his life.

Don't look at Jiazhang's women and Taoists, they don't have much knowledge, but they have poisonous eyes, and they have many hearts.

There are so many families in the whole courtyard.

Just counting their family's sanitation fee is not easy.

but.

It's not good, or it means that their family didn't give it.

You can see the Jia Zhang family in your eyes for a penny, and seeing that the sanitation expenses may even be fully refunded, how can you let this opportunity pass.

"I said, third master, you two, don't rush to leave. You haven't given us an explanation about the sanitation fee."

Jia Zhang immediately stopped the third master and his wife.

This time.

The third master and his wife only felt that the matter was too big.

Also feeling troublesome are the first and second uncles.

These two old guys are planning to oil their feet.

Seeing that the attention of the neighbors is all on the third master and his wife.

In line with the purpose of considering the people.

I knew I had to speak at this time: "Hey, first uncle, second uncle, where are you two going?"

moment.

Both Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong's expressions changed.

The two gritted their teeth.

It looked like it was going to eat me.

Not lively.

That's not even a play.

Yi Zhonghai: "What's wrong with this silly guy today?"

Liu Haizhong: "Silly Zhu, it's okay, what trouble do you make! Let you be proud, just wait for me."

The two spoke cruel words in their hearts.

just.

For me, who already has the ability to read minds, the things in their minds are nothing to worry about.

My last bit of kindness disappeared at this moment.

For such a person, you must not be soft-hearted.

"By the way, Second Uncle, didn't you just buy [-] bars a while ago?"

"That car, a lot of money!"

"I remember, you told me that you picked it up."

"Is there such a good thing in the world?"

"Where did you pick it up?"

"Don't buy it with the big guy's money!"

I added such a fire.

"Silly Zhu, don't spit blood on people, I was just joking at that time."

Liu Haizhong immediately became anxious.

only.

What's the use of him being anxious.

Neighbors are more urgent.

Who doesn't want to take advantage of this opportunity to get back the money that has been handed in, and get it back.

a time.

The three respected uncles in the courtyard became the targets of the big guys.

People's hearts and minds have long been familiar to me.

Especially the people in the market place, many of them are profit-oriented.

With a little guidance, they can unleash powers beyond imagination.

One by one, they all started directly, and they almost started fighting.

The breakthrough point lies in the body of the third master Yan Bugui.

Compared with the first uncle and the second uncle.

Although the third master Yan Pugui loves to take advantage, but relatively speaking, he is more timid.

During the commotion, he recruited: "I draw a bonus of five yuan every month, really, it's only five yuan!"

Done.

Yan Bugui was dumbfounded.

but.

at this time.

What's the use of covering your mouth again.

The first uncle Yi Zhonghai and the second uncle Liu Haizhong looked at Yan Bugui bitterly, their eyes seemed to say: You pig teammate.

originally.

The big guys don't have any evidence to accuse these three.

result.

The third master didn't ask himself.

Neighbors and neighbors naturally quit.

Five yuan a month is not a small sum.

Even the second uncle with the wealthiest family background couldn't afford to pay for so many years in the end.

After taking out the only family assets, they owed money one by one.

"Silly Zhu, it's really you."

After Jia Zhang got the money, he smiled happily.

I don't give the old widow any favors.

"Aunt Jia, your sticks stole Xu Damao's chicken, did you pay for it?"

I asked a question.

when saying this.

My voice has improved a lot.

At that time, Jia Zhang's eyes were about to be fired like cannonballs.