Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic

"Oh, I'm going!"

The third uncle slapped his big hips with both hands, and jumped up in a hurry.

Even if he has a mouth.

The point is, at this moment, I don't know what to say.

"I charge sanitation fees, why? Not for the big guys!"

"Who is Qin Huairu?"

"Neighbors in the neighborhood, everyone knows it!"

"At my age, I won't be ambiguous with Qin Huairu!"

The third master spoke faster and faster.

obvious.

Excited!

"You bitch, tell me what you're making trouble for."

At last.

Yan Bugui looked at the third mom, obviously annoyed that she didn't have anything to wear underpants.

originally.

Because He Yuzhu proposed to check the accounts.

The three uncles united the front and wanted to fight He Yuzhu to the end.

result.

The incident of the third uncle's underpants popped up.

Liu Haizhong and Yi Zhonghai are looking at leisure.

They wish the attention had been diverted.

Especially when he noticed that the third master was looking towards him, Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong were possessed by the playwright.

One looks at the sky to the south.

It seems that the scenery over there is unique.

One is to walk around preferentially.

I just don't know if Qibu can compose poetry.

Such an opportunity.

How could He Yuzhu let it go.

"Third Master's character, that's nothing to say."

"Anyway, he is also the educated and respected third master in our courtyard, the big fellow said, right?"

Speaking of which.

He Yuzhu changed the topic.

"It's just, third master. Now it's just what third mother said, it's just your underpants."

"How can you think of something unclear between yourself and Qin Huairu?"

"Worry too much, worry too much."

Done.

He Yuzhu also added two sentences.

"The crime of hooliganism is not light these days."

"Two days ago, when I passed Caishikou, I saw a few hooligans who molested women were arrested, and I heard that they were going to be shot."

now.

The third master looked at He Yuzhu in the wrong way.

From a little gratitude at the beginning to resentment at the end.

That look seemed to say: Silly Zhu, why are you so embellishing?You say I am playing a hooligan!

"First uncle, second uncle, tell me, am I, Yan Pugui, that kind of person?"

Yan Bugui had no choice but to take the initiative to win over Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong.

but.

Apparently, their alliance is not that strong either.

"I said, Lao Yan, you are also an old comrade."

"Let's not talk about anything else."

"Let's start with the matter of you losing your underpants. This is a very serious problem."

"You have to recognize your own mistakes."

It's fine if Liu Haizhong doesn't say that.

This opening.

Yan Bugui almost didn't let him go all out with him.

Yi Zhonghai didn't say anything, but he looked like he was hiding behind others and trying to relax.

"Xu Damao, you should be clear about this."

At last.

Yan Bugui looked at Xu Damao.

If you want to say that the door is clear, there is no one better than Xu Damao.

Although he also had an improper relationship with Qin Huairu, the underpants were not lost in a small warehouse, but stolen by sticks.

that day.

He went to take a bath with the third uncle.

In the end, I don't know if I drank too much before, and I didn't pay attention, so I put on the wrong pants.

when coming back.

Lou Xiaoe also had a fight with Xu Damao.

Even Xu Damao was aggrieved.

One of my new underpants, after going out for a trip, it becomes old underpants when I come back.

I wanted to ask the third master to take it back.

but.

He wasn't sure if he could get it back.

With Yan Pugui's urination, he took advantage of it, even if it was a small advantage of sesame and mung beans, it would not be so easy for him to spit it out.

not to mention.

That is, a pair of pants.

For a wealthy family like Xu Damao, it was nothing.

not to mention.

The new underpants most likely fell on the Third Master Yan Bugui.

For himself, Xu Damao flattered the three uncles in the courtyard, and it was too late to find a chance.

If it were someone else.

Xu Damao would not have brought this matter up so silently.

As for the third master's old underpants, how could Xu Damao know how to wear them? After he put on new underpants, he threw them on the cabinet outside the door, planning to throw them away the next day.

result.

The old underpants disappeared the next day.

Because, itself is the garbage to be thrown.

Xu Damao and his wife didn't take the disappearance of the old underpants seriously.

It turned out good.

An old underpants brewed a strange case with twists and turns in the compound.

Xu Damao, who was evasive, was already behind Lou Xiaoe.

but.

But Xu Damao is too tall.

How could Lou Xiao'e hide him.

"say something!"

The third master Yan Bugui, who was extremely anxious, was about to jump up.

"Third Master, I don't understand what you're talking about. Underpants, what kind of underpants. You lost your underpants, what am I talking about?"

Xu Damao is good at making love.

The reason why I evade this matter.

It's not that Xu Damao was afraid of Lou Xiao'e, afraid that she might misunderstand something.

Actually.

In Xu Damao's family.

Xu Damao has absolute authority.

But now, in this era, Lou Xiao'e's background is not very good, bourgeois.

Although Lou Xiao'e is good-looking, a single birth will beat her to ruin. Once she breaks up with Xu Damao, and it is a second marriage, it is really difficult to find a marriage partner these days.

Therefore, even though Lou Xiaoe would quarrel with Xu Damao, she would never initiate a divorce.

Moreover, in this era, it is not mainstream for women to initiate divorce.

The so-called marrying a chicken follows a chicken and marrying a dog follows a dog.

That's it.

The reason why Xu Damao dodged.

There are mainly two reasons.

first.

Taking advantage of the anger of the people.

In case the third master abdicates, in Xu Damao's view, he has a chance.

Second come.

Hooliganism is not an easy crime these days.

In addition, it is not allowed to openly mess with the relationship between men and women. One is not good, but it is easy to lose one's job.

For this.

Xu Damao is clear.

"No more!"

"This day can't go on!"

The three mothers slapped their buttocks on the ground.

Crying and fussing, the petty bourgeois tricks are called a bright one.

As for the neighbors in the neighborhood, pointing and pointing, they are happy to watch the excitement.

"Stupid column!"

"This is all a good thing you did."

At last.

The third master, who had nowhere to vent his anger, just stared at He Yuzhu and said angrily, "Don't just stand there and watch the fun."

"That's true."

He Yuzhu, who agrees with the third master's words, nodded.

Subsequently.

He Yuzhu, who pulled a long bench, just sat down.

The so-called listen to people's advice and eat enough.

Since the third master didn't want him to stand and watch, He Yuzhu thought he had to sit and watch.

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