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"Struck by lightning? It's the idiot of your courtyard!"

"What immoral thing did you do? It's the first time I've seen lightning strike in winter."

"It must have done all the bad things, otherwise I would come to clean the public toilet and call him Silly, right? Stay away from him in the future."

A few women who came out of the women's toilet chattered outside. There were no entertainment programs these days.

Both love to gossip and have some fun for themselves.

So the few people didn't go home in a hurry, they stood guard outside, wanting to see who Shazhu was.

Xu Damao watched what a few people said outside, feeling very happy.

Waiting for Shazhu to come out, to show himself in front of so many people, and to embarrass himself, it is considered that he has achieved his goal.

Inside the public toilet.

Silly Zhu was holding a broom in his hand.Mouth cursing.

"Well, Xu Damao, you don't do personal things every day, wait until I get the chance, and see if I don't fix you."

Knowing that the outside must be full of people, Shazhu is not stupid, but he will not go outside to make a fool of himself.

The public toilets shared by several large courtyards are not small, and the latrines are all connected, more than three meters deep.

Silly Zhu was holding a bamboo broom, sweeping the toilet paper.

But on another pit, I saw someone pulling it on the ground, that lump.

Silly Zhu's face darkened immediately.

"Which unscrupulous person did this, the hole is still outside."

Immediately I lost the desire to clean the toilet.

Throwing the broom aside, he went to the hut by himself.

Yesterday, the house was leaking, and some caught a cold. This time, it was a firestorm.

As a result, it accidentally leaked sideways and hit the trouser leg.

When I was nervous, I bent my head down to see what was going on, but my feet slipped.

thump!
The whole person fell into the cesspit.

Immediately, there was a wave of spray, like a swamp, Shazhu's whole body sank into it, and he couldn't step on it at all.

"Help!" Sha Zhu yelled.

He moved his hands desperately, for fear of losing his head and falling into it.

outside.

Xu Damao just stood there stupidly, waiting for the silly Zhu to come out.

But after such a long time, Shazhu still didn't come out.

Seeing that the people on the side have almost left.

Xu Damao looked unhappy.

"Silly Zhu, it took so long to sweep a public toilet, and he hid in the toilet and didn't come out, right?"

So, I went straight into the public toilet.

But when he came in and looked, there was no Silly Zhu in the aisle.

Only a voice calling for help was heard.

"Is anyone there? Come and save me."

After listening, Xu Damao was taken aback for a moment, isn't this the voice of Sha Zhu?

Asking for help in the toilet, it must have fallen into a cesspit.

As soon as he went up to check, the scene of Sha Zhu butterfly swimming in the cesspit appeared in front of him.

"Oh, silly Zhu! You are so good, you are fined to sweep the public toilet, but you swim butterfly in the cesspit!" Xu Damao also laughed from ear to ear.

He looked at the side with a look of schadenfreude.

And Shazhu also noticed Xu Damao above, his face turned ashen.

The scene I least wanted to see happened.

He was still thinking about who would come to the toilet to get him a hand, but he didn't expect it to be this grandson.

Don't mention how embarrassing it is.

"You grandson, I'm so happy." Even though Sha Zhu fell into the cesspit, his mouth was still stiff, and he was willing to ask Xu Damao for help.

But Xu Damao pinched his nose with great interest, squatted down, looked at Sha Zhu and laughed and said: "You are stubborn, see who will rescue you today, if you don't ask me, you can just stay here."

As soon as the words were finished, Sha Zhu raised his head, and with a slap of his hand, a spray hit his face.

A foul smell made Sha Zhu feel like vomiting again.

Gritting his teeth, he secretly thought that he was really unlucky.

But if he didn't ask Xu Damao, he wouldn't have enough strength, most of his body would be trapped in it, and if he didn't try to get out, he would really collapse.

"Xu Damao, pull me up today, and I won't count on you for yesterday's grudge." Silly Zhu said reluctantly.

"What, yesterday's enmity? We haven't finished what happened yesterday, let me tell you! If you want me to pull you up, just call me grandpa." Xu Damao said.

"What! It's just you, a coward who still calls you grandpa, go as far as you can!" After hearing this, Silly Zhu quit, and he never lost this person.

Xu Damao had been beaten since he was a child, so if he was asked to call him grandpa humbly, Sha Zhu would be willing.

"Okay! Silly Zhu! See if you can, then you just stay here, I will go out and give you a warning." Xu Damao said, not worried at all, this cesspit is three meters deep, if Silly Zhu Being able to climb up, morning came.

There will also let him pull a hand.

Then, turn around and leave.

When Sha Zhu saw this, he was impatient. If this dragged on, he would have to drink a few mouthfuls of feces, and he might not be able to get up.

"Xu Damao! Grandpa! I can't call you grandpa, don't go! Give me a hand!" Silly Zhu Yan.

"Hey, you're right, grandson, grandpa is here to save you." Xu Damao said with a smile.

In the past two days, Sha Zhu suffered a lot.

I was so embarrassed.

What they didn't know was that all of this was written by Liu Ye.

Otherwise, Xu Damao could still be rampant in front of Shazhu. Shazhu punished Xu Damao countless times since he was a child, and Xu Damao got an advantage that time.

This cesspit was actually caused by the bad luck charm.

This kind of change in luck is like metaphysics, which is hard to say.

Xu Damao ran outside and found a bamboo pole, grinning because the women outside the door hadn't left yet.

If the silly pillars are rectified and they come outside, it won't make people laugh out loud.

Put the bamboo poles in the cesspit.

"Catch it! Grandson! Grandpa pulls you up." Xu Damao said.

Silly Zhu hurriedly grabbed the bamboo pole, but as his hands stopped paddling, his body submerged a little more.

Xu Damao pulled up hard, Shazhu closed his mouth, and tossed in the cesspit for a while, all the reincarnation of grains in his body, in his nose, mouth, and ears.All of them.

With the body completely out of the cesspit.

Silly Zhu vomited unbearably.

Seeing that Sha Zhu vomited, Xu Damao also vomited disgustingly.

Finally, after a few minutes of pulling, Sha Zhu was pulled out of the cesspit.

"Grandson, you stink too much." Xu Damao felt that his internal organs were churning.

Quickly hide away from him.

But after they pulled him out, Xu Damao was covered with a lot of the feces thrown from Shazhu.

Seeing that Xu Damao was about to leave, Sha Zhu hurriedly said: "Xu Damao, go and find Yushui girl for me, and ask him to bring me some clothes."

Xu Damao left without looking back.

Then he ran to the Red Star Courtyard in a hurry, and as soon as he got to the backyard, the big-mouthed Xu Damao shouted:

"It's not good, silly Zhu fell into the cesspit!"

Then he sneaked home and changed his clothes.

When Liu Ye heard this, he was taken aback.

"Down into the cesspit!? Could it be a bad luck charm?"

Immediately, the image of the cesspit appeared in my mind, and goose bumps all over my body.

Huang Rong smiled and said, "He deserves it, let him scold you in the morning."