Siheyuan: Form a group and not marry?Anti-marry the cook Huang Rong

Chapter 16 Bad Luck Charm?Silly stepping on shit?

Liu Ye turned around and walked to his own room, ignoring Xu Damao's words.

Seeing this, Xu Damao also pursed his lips, seeing that Liu Ye could kneel down Silly Zhu, wanting to curry favor.

But he didn't think that people didn't plan to talk to him at all, so he had to give up.

And He Yushui watched Liu Ye pick up the stick on the ground.

The eyes of the two men looked at each other.

However, the two were speechless.

Liu Ye looked back indifferently, he chose to break up at the beginning, let you regret it now, it's not that he can't marry a wife.

Go back to the house.

With a smile on her face, Huang Rong took the dog-beating stick from Liu Ye's hand and put it in its original place.

Then he took Liu Ye's arm with a smile, squinted his eyes and said with a smile, "Brother Ye, what were you doing with He Yushui just now, you were flirting with each other."

"No way, Shazhu and I can't get along, what else can we talk about with his sister." Liu Ye's body trembled, this He Yushui was his ex-wife, his eyes were a little dodgy, afraid that Huang Rong would find out.

He had talked to Huang Rong before.

He still has a few former partners in this courtyard.

She knew about Qin Huairu, Yu Li, and Lou Xiaoe, but He Yushui didn't say anything.

At this time, Liu Ye just wanted to hide this matter. After all, he could smell the strong jealousy of his wife from the moment he entered the door.

"Hey, then why did I hear that the second aunt next door said that He Yushui had sex with you? Could it be that I heard it wrong." Huang Rong stopped suddenly, with an unpredictable expression on her face.

Liu Ye immediately went into a rage. It turned out that Huang Rong knew about He Yushui, so it was impossible for him to cover it up.

Turning his head to look at Huang Rong, he said to her, "Rong'er, I just accidentally glanced at each other without flirting, I swear! We..."

However, Huang Rong raised her hand to cover Liu Ye's mouth, and said with pity:

"Okay, I know, don't swear, I believe brother Ye has nothing to do with her, as long as brother Ye has me in his heart."

"Well, why would I not want my Ronger?" Liu Ye said tenderly.

It's not that he couldn't see that Huang Rong was playing tricks, but he just wanted to make himself care about her more.

This is what Liu Ye should do, and it's too late to feel sorry for Huang Rong.

the other side.

Silly Zhu left the backyard with a bamboo broom in his hand.

The location of the public toilet is at the entrance of the small alley, and there are two corners to turn.

However, along the way, he also met a few people from other courtyards, all of whom looked at him curiously.

Ask him what he is doing with a bamboo broom in his hand.

In the end, I was prevaricated by using the bamboo broom I just bought and going to the toilet first.

"I usually don't see a few people when I go to the toilet, but today they all popped up all of a sudden. It's really unlucky." Sha Zhu secretly said.

Just after walking a few steps, Shazhu felt something under his feet.

Looking down, he saw that there was something yellow and brown on the old Kyoto cloth shoes, and he immediately cursed: "What kind of bad luck did I have in this broad daylight, and I stepped on dog shit."

He took out a few sheets of toilet paper from his pocket, and squatted down to wipe it.

A foul smell came to his nose.

Silly Zhu held his breath, frowned, looked around, and found no one.

Started rubbing it up.

But the sticky ones became stickier the more he touched them, making half of the upper of the shoe yellowish-brown.

"If I found out that the dog did it, I'd have to kill him and eat him." Sha Zhu cursed angrily.

Throw the toilet paper aside.

Looking at the public toilet at the entrance of an alley, Sha Zhu felt a grudge against Xu Damao and Liu Ye in his heart.

He didn't even say that, but Xu Damao found his head and didn't say it.

It was also struck by lightning, and the house collapsed.

Now you can step on dog shit when you go out.

Silly Zhu really wanted to go back and look through the almanac, is it not suitable to go out today.

But they have already come, so there is no reason to go back.

Cleaned the public toilet and handed in the task.

Then think of a way to teach Xu Damao a lesson.

Of course, Liu Ye couldn't let it go.

But from behind, Xu Damao's voice suddenly came.

"Yo, silly Zhu, why haven't you cleaned the public toilet yet! I even said that I would come to the toilet to see you." Xu Damao gloated.

"If you want to take care of it, I can sweep it whenever I want, you can take care of it, it's nothing!" Silly Zhu said with a curl of his lips.

"Hey, let's see if you can clean a public toilet. You should know that this is a punishment for you. I still have to check and accept it, but it depends on how I deal with you." Xu Damao said sullenly.

Immediately afterwards, he looked Sha Zhu up and down, and accidentally caught a glimpse of the old Kyoto cloth shoes under his feet, with reddish-brown things on the black uppers.

shit!

This thing is in front of his door.

When I went to the countryside in the past, many people in the village would keep dogs, and they would inevitably step on them when they were showing movies to people.

So when I saw Shazhu's shoe upper, it was obviously wiped and couldn't be wiped off.

He couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, his swollen face was puffed up and his mustache was trembling, which was quite funny.

"Oh, I'm stepping on dog poop when I go out! Tell you to spray dung all over your mouth, God will not let you go, if the thunder strikes crookedly, it should hit you." Xu Damao said.

"Xu Damao, please be more polite, the money has been paid to you, and you are still here, why don't you just clean up the public toilet and see if I won't clean you up." Silly Zhu's face was dark.

I'm afraid that Xu Damao will see such things as stepping on shit, otherwise the other party's cynicism will be inevitable.

But today, for some unknown reason, everything happened to him.

Seeing this, Xu Damao held back his laughter.

"Okay, okay! Stepping on dog shit, it's not a big deal. It's not the first time for you, silly, but I haven't seen this public toilet sweeping before, hehe."

In the end, he couldn't hold back, Xu Damao grinned.

Seeing this, Sha Zhu walked straight past him. Before leaving, He Yushui told him not to embarrass him.

Now if he works with Xu Damao again, then Xu Damao will not publicize his cleaning of the public toilets to all the courtyards.

And now that he stepped on shit, he wants to finish cleaning the public toilet quickly and go back to change his shoes.

"Girl Yushui has already said it all, let me calm down, I don't have the same knowledge as you today." Silly Zhu said.

Behind him, Xu Damao felt angry again when he saw Silly Zhu's indifferent expression.

Just now he made fun of Silly Zhu, but the other party didn't react at all, and he didn't have the angry expression as he imagined.

Xu Damao had a bad taste in his mouth.

Seeing that the silly Zhu who had disappeared at the corner followed him.

"I don't believe it anymore, I can't deal with you silly Zhu today." Xu Damao wondered.

Soon came to the public toilet.

According to the distinction handed down by the ancestors, the men's toilet is on the left and the women's toilet is on the right.

Xu Damao looked at the public toilet that Sha Zhu walked into.

Suddenly the corners of the mouth lined up.

Immediately, he shouted: "Come and see, come and see, the silly Zhu who was struck by lightning yesterday is here to clean the public toilet!"

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