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829 On the Importance of Cucumbers and Eggplants

"Girl, did you hear clearly just now?" Aqin tugged at Yi Keke's little hand.

"Listen clearly, the two of them are going to fly the plane and run the train, there is a little connotation in the tone, and I really want to take a ride." Yi Keke replied!

"Silly, that's not what mom asked!"

Aqin rolled her eyes and said again:

"From all the explanations and proofs of this...Grass Spirit...just now, only this last sentence is the key point, and the rest are just floating clouds. Have you listened comprehensively?"

"This does not!"

Yi Keke shook his head in a daze: "Mum, I pricked up my ears, but I didn't hear clearly, I only heard the words "first drop of blood!"

"Well, mom also heard four words, namely cucumber and eggplant, but she didn't hear the others." Aqin said thoughtfully.

"Yes, mom. However, from the meaning of these 8 characters, it can be accurately inferred that First Blood is a movie. I have seen it before!"

"Yeah, Mum watched it with you, so Mommy concluded that Ms. Yiyi and Guiling once watched this movie in front of the computer, and then they were hungry, so they fried an eggplant and cucumber. It should be eaten by two people alive, you and I compete to eat." Aqin said.

"Aha!"

"Auntie, you are simply a genius! You can deduce this accurately. I admire you. This is the secret I said. I tried to make a fool of myself, but you guessed it right, and I will give you a 666."

Guiling immediately gave a thumbs up, appreciating it.

"Hehe, I have eaten more rice than you have traveled. I have enough experience. It is not a rare thing to infer. Hey, do you know me well? You were rude to your aunt before, and I still bother you What?" Ah Qin sullenly.

"Tsk tsk tsk!"

"Then let me say sorry to you."

Guiling apologized, and furtively winked at Lian Yiyi: "Look, I'm not mistaken, they didn't understand what I said, and even deduced that let's cook and watch movies, and successfully saved your embarrassment. Sister Niu b?!"

"Virtue."

Lian Yiyi rolled her eyes.

This time she finally believed that this wretched man was Guiling, because most people don't know about such extremely private things.

"So you can come back."

"Wow, haha, we are always tearing chickens, and the cars we drive are always different!" Guiling grinned complacently.

"Disgusting! Do you know that your expression is so sloppy and cheap that people want to vomit on your face?"

Lian Yiyi rolled her eyes again, and cursed angrily!
"Hehehe, haven't you vomited? Fortunately, it's not phlegm, it's just spitting, it's saliva, and even kisses have saliva, which wets my face, barely, you've kissed me, right? ?”

Gui Ling talked narcissistically, while holding Lian Yiyi's little hand and touching it, the picture was quite obscene.

……

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"Mom, are you ruthless in your analysis? Fry eggplant, apply cucumber, and see the first drop of blood! But how boring is this?"

On the other hand, Yi Keke is still struggling, always feeling that the amount of information in these 8 characters is too large, which is not what it appears on the surface.

"Humans, they are always boring." Ah Qin was indifferent, with an old world attitude.

"But I think there should be other uses for cucumbers, right?" Yi Keke said again. : "After all, besides eating, cucumbers have many uses. I have also used cucumbers."

"What use can it be? Huh? What do you do with cucumbers? What else can cucumbers do but eat?"

"Beauty. Applying a mask is very effective."

"Well, if you say it like this, then the previous reasoning has to be overthrown and repeated. It may be that the two watched the first drop of blood together, then fried an eggplant to eat, and then cut the cucumber into slices and applied it on the face together. Enjoy watching the movie." Ah Qin said again.

"No, I think cucumbers have other uses besides applying face masks, and eggplants have the same effect."

"Look at you, what do you do with cucumbers and eggplants?"

Aqin's expression darkened immediately, not wanting to talk about this wasteful topic, she whispered in her daughter's ear:
"Girl, let me tell you, don't worry about other things, that's not important, because your opportunity is here now, this Guiling and Lian Yiyi watched a movie together, which shows that the relationship is not simple, and this Guiling has been pestering Fang Chen, it means that he thinks that Fang Chen has other thoughts, so he is afraid that he will bend Fang Chen, do you understand? Take this opportunity to kill two birds with one stone."

"Mom, let's not do that."

"That's okay, being a mother didn't say that, fair competition depends on your own ability." Ah Qin's earnest words were not appreciated.

……

"Hey, hey, Guiling, you sissy, you can just touch it, don't pinch it, can you? It's almost like a wretched man."

Lian Yiyi suddenly became coquettish, because this guy's hand has been dishonest, and he didn't let go of his hand, and pinched and pinched again and again.

If he hadn't believed that he was a ghost, he would have been a mouthful again long ago.

"Hehe, isn't this slippery? It feels good. I want to find the feeling of being a woman from you. If I leave it in the past, I won't bother to touch you!" Guiling said shamelessly.

This situation is like reminiscing about the old days, like taking advantage of others.

"Oh! How did you become like this!"

Lian Yiyi lamented, and had no choice but to let her hold her little hand, looking for tenderness: "You used to be a beautiful and colorful woman, but you were fascinated by many nerds. Why did you become like this hanging silk? Did you really change your gender?? It’s not right, you are in Gu Yueju, so you will lose your beauty and die.”

"Hush! Let's not discuss this for now."

Gui Ling hurriedly interrupted, and she had a good eye so that she would not be unrestrained: "Yiyi, if such a shocking thing is said, it will scare the two of them to the ground. After all, the mother and daughter have been watching and eavesdropping on the bottom of the wall. , do you understand?"

"Yeah, yum, I understand, what you said is right. Even me, a martial arts practitioner, thinks it's a fantasy. If I didn't have enough concentration, I would faint now."

Lian Yiyi nodded her head, glanced at Aqin and Yi Keke, and didn't ask Guiling any more, after all, this was a very secret matter.The fewer people who know, the better.

At that time, Guiling blocked Fang Chen's fatal blow in Gu Yueju. At that time, she was turned into flesh, and Fang Chen said that she could be saved, so she was placed in the bronze ice crystal coffin.

And now.

Guiling was revived again, and appeared in front of him in the form of a man. Something extraordinary must have happened.

Of course, take a closer look.

Only the mysterious and powerful Fang Chen can do such unimaginable things, right?
Otherwise, Lian Yiyi wouldn't believe it if he put it on others.

Can't help.

She looked back at Fang Chen and smiled, as if she was saying, "Sister Guiling's resurrection is such a big deal, why didn't you notify me immediately, and even teamed up with her to bully Yiyi, hum, I'll settle the score for you later." '

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"Well, the two of you allow me to intervene, can you?"

At this time, Yi Keke embarrassedly walked to Lian Yiyi and Gui Ling: I want to ask, when you two watched the first blood together, did you cook the eggplant and cucumber, or did you put on a mask? "