Rely on a beautiful female president

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"He's a jerk!"

Lian Yiyi snorted angrily, and didn't believe it at all: "A big bastard, how could it be my sister Guiling? Brother Fang Chen, are you deluded? Have you fallen into some sorcery?"

"I don't, I'm very sober." Fang Chen was a little helpless: "It's a long story, I'll explain it to you slowly now."

"Don't listen, don't listen, bastard chant scriptures." Lian Yiyi shook her head like a rattle, then stared at Guiling like a tigress: "If you are really Guiling, I can't accept sister Guiling becoming a man Yes, this is simply a fantasy."

clap clap clap!
Say it.

There was a crackling sound, and several big mouths were slapped in the past.

"Hey, I'm Guiling, I'm also wrong, isn't I also wrong? Where did I go wrong??" Guiling cried and shouted, extremely wronged. sad reminder.

suddenly.

Guiling seemed to have thought of something, and quickly cheered up: "Yiyi, there is another secret that can prove that I am your elder sister Guiling."

"Say!"

"One day, we were on the same bedside, and you were in front of me..."

"I've lost my dream."

Guiling said heavily: "This is our secret, and we even pulled Gogou at that time!"

Bang!
Hearing the sound and moving.

Lian Yiyi grabbed a chair and slammed it on Guiling's body.

"What nonsense are you talking about, you just had a wet dream!!"

"Even if there is, so what? Which girl doesn't have a spring? Which girl doesn't have a ripe peach? What kind of proof do you have?"

puff!
Guiling was about to vomit eight hundred cc of blood.

Sudden.

He didn't know where the strength came from, and he opened his mouth and cursed: "My mother also admires you, why do you always say what you mean! Tell me, this matter, only you know me. Is there a third person who knows? Why do you say so? Dare not admit it?"

"You're wrong, how can I admit it?"

Lian Yiyi scolded angrily.

In fact, as Guiling said, she is duplicity.

Because there are some secrets that Fang Chen really doesn't know, and only her former best friend Gui Ling knows, but she is Lian Yiyi, the eldest lady of Wu Daolian's family, and she feels very ashamed to be told her little secrets in person.

"Yiyi, there's nothing to rely on. I've had dreams and memories too. You see, I admit it naturally and generously, and I'm not blushing or shy." Fang Chen said with a smile, and today he understood Lian Yiyi's body. a transparent.

"Go, go, go and stay for me." Lian Yiyi let out an irritated voice, feeling a little confused.

"Miss Yiyi, don't be shy about this matter. Auntie has been here before. She also came here when she was a young girl, and when she bled for the first time, Auntie was too scared to walk. It's not a big deal. "Aqin interjected kindly and kindly: "For example, my Keke, when she bled for the first time, she cried so hard that her eyes were red and swollen from crying."

"Mom, what she said was nocturnal emission, what does it have to do with bleeding??" Yi Keke corrected her with a pouted mouth.

"Hehe, I was confused."

Aqin slapped her forehead and pulled Lian Yiyi's little hand: "Do you think it's okay to stop here? You want a man to prove that you are a woman, which is too difficult, so we will have dinner in a while, and everyone will be happy." .”

Although I hate this spirit man, at least he is still Fang Chen's friend.

And the conversation between Lian Yiyi and Guiling, in fact, she and Yi Keke were in the dark, Guiling claimed to be a woman, and she had to prove that she was a woman, but Guiling looked like a man.

So this incident seemed especially funny to them.

……

"No, this matter must be clarified." Lian Yiyi shook her head, staring at Guiling like a donkey: "I'll give you one last chance, if you can't prove it, I'll chop you up and throw you into the Dragon Palace." The rivers and lakes feed the fish."

"Row."

"Since you don't believe me, I have no choice but to use my trump card."

Guiling gritted her teeth fiercely: "Yiyi, you listen, I'm only telling you."

"Fu Er, your sister! Say it openly, I have nothing to shame people." Lian Yiyi scolded.

"This matter is very secret, if you want me to tell it in public, you will be ashamed to see others." Guiling spoke earnestly.

"What are you pretending to be?? I'm too lazy to waste time with you."

"Okay, then I said it."

Guiling took a deep breath and patted his chest: "I remember, when you and I were young girls in Huaichun, the topic we often talked about was handsome guys... And every night, we both like to lie in front of the computer and study some Action movies for adults, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, especially with a focus on break-off positions."

"Stop it!!" Lian Yiyi said eagerly.

"How can it be done if you don't say it? You don't believe me?" Guiling rolled his eyes and deliberately raised the decibel: "At that time, the research was only limited to paper, and he didn't dare to put it into action, but everything happened on that day. Evening...for the first time in my life”

"I don't want you to talk!!"

Lian Yiyi grabbed Guiling's neck and stuck it to her ear: "I believe you!! You are Guiling!!"

"Hee hee, your reaction is so big, so you believe me??"

Guiling immediately had a sense of accomplishment returning triumphantly, and whispered to her ear with a low voice: "But if you don't let me talk in the middle of the sentence, I will go crazy!"

"Don't tell me."

Lian Yiyi immediately covered Guiling's mouth.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

"Given cucumbers and eggplants... Mmmmm!"

The sound was intermittent and muffled.

Hearing is not too clear, the tone is not coherent.

"It's over!"

"Now she's an impure girl."

Lian Yiyi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, she wanted to find a piece of tofu to kill herself.

this moment.

She completely believed that the talkative man in front of her was the former sexy doctor, Sister Guiling.

Because this kind of secret was done by the two of them together.

I still closed the door, drew the curtains, checked inside and outside the house several times, and made sure that no third party was present before I dared to turn off the lights in the middle of the night.

Back then, the girl was ignorant of longing and full of curiosity about everything, especially just as an adult, her little mind was just about to move, and it was a good season for thinking about spring.

then.

Guiling made a bold proposal, and the two hit it off immediately, and the newborn calf, who was not afraid of tigers, did it like a gourd painting.

"Your uncle, you killed me. Aren't you afraid of being ashamed? How dare you reveal this kind of privacy? What will Fang Chen think of me? Did he hear it?" Lian Yiyi pinched Guiling fiercely, and threw dead.

"Don't worry, you covered my mouth desperately just now, which caused my voice to be so small that most people can't hear it."

Guiling blinked her eyes, took Lian Yiyi's little hand nonchalantly, and touched it: "Xiaomian, now believe that I am your sister Guiling? ... If I don't show you the trump card, you will treat me as running the train for you." , huh~"