The system takes me to fly

Poor 1388 was abandoned by the little fish he raised. The blow was too great, and he lost hope in life and just wanted to be a salted fish.

"Have you brought the dog?"

Xu Yi poked the little retarded cat's body, and couldn't help but light a wax for it.

"Meow……"

Glancing at the host sadly, 1388 climbed up with difficulty. There was a sense of dejection in all his limbs. His head got under the quilt, and he was no longer afraid of suffocation.

Xu commented on the complaint and persuaded it with a smile: "It's better to die than to live. Just be open-minded. Maybe next time the system changes, you can still squeeze in through loopholes?"

The little milk cat didn't want to talk, and threw a cat butt to Xu Yi.

"Be quiet there, I'll laugh at you later."

Unceremoniously treating the mental retardation as a joke, Xu Yi opened the new interface of the system, and a warm light curtain appeared in front of him.

The previous system light board was a large translucent panel with several small templates installed in it. The cube-shaped store was connected to the light board like a suspended ball. After this update, the store and many other templates have become circular. Click to enter the sub-interface.

"It's more like a game." Xu Yi looked at the circle representing the character in the upper left corner, and clicked on it to see the personal attribute panel, full of visual sense, which made Xu Yi feel like he was playing a game.

The attribute shows that the constitution is 9.4, the intelligence is 9.2, the agility is 5.5, and the luck attribute is still 3.

There are four circles arranged vertically under the character's avatar. The contents are skills: life extension, talent: delusion-breaking eye, aura: information hiding level one aura, map: route navigation, and terrain detection functions.

On the right half of the light curtain are the task bar, information bar, shop, lottery, and backpack bar patterns.

"Bugfish, since 1388 was kicked out by you and can't speak human words, then you will be the smart elf of the system."

Xu Yi, who wanted to ask a question, remembered that the little mentally handicapped man had become a cat in reality, and all communication with it was based on guesswork, which was very inconvenient.

The little milk cat, determined to suffocate itself, moved its tail and listened quietly.

[Sorry Binder, I can't replace its work. 】

Xiaoyu floated back and forth in the smart space, regretfully answering Xu Yi's words.

"Oh? What's the reason?"

Xu Yi was curious, he originally thought that the bug fish would be able to take on the duties of the mentally handicapped.

[The intelligence of the system is unique. 】

Bug Xiaoyu just wants to be clean and clean, and no longer faces the crisis of being stripped of bald fish scales, so he is not very keen on grabbing jobs.

"The only one?"

That is to say, no matter how many codes of 1388 the bugfish ate, no matter how similar the data is to it, it cannot replace the mental retardation as the authentication intelligence of the system.

"Meow~"

Knowing that Xiaoyu can't become a system elf, 1388 happily regained its vitality, and jumped around on Xu Yi's bed. When it ran to the pillow, it saw a few white monkey hairs on the pillow, and stepped forward to smell it. After sniffing, he turned the cat's head away without interest.

"This belongs to my monkey son. This little cub went to visit his monkey mother for a few days to make grandma and grandpa happy."

Xu Yi picked up the white monkey hair and put it in the box on the bedside table. The little monkey was very concerned about his hair, and would put it away every time it fell off, which made Xu Yi also form the habit of putting it away when he saw the monkey hair.

Pillowing the cat's paw as if thinking, 1388 was so keen that he smelled a monkey's breath, which filled the room with the monkey's smell, making him want to bark his teeth for no reason and feel irritable.

I'm a little confused, why does it, as a smart data, care about a monkey?
"grumble?"

As soon as the monkey cubs in colorful clothes entertaining relatives in the family compound came back, before they had time to somersault to express their excitement, they smelled the smell of other animals in the house.

"Xiaobai, what's wrong with you?"

The monkey cub suddenly became unhappy, jumped out of the monkey mother's arms and jumped to the ground, running around the room, Xiao Yuyan followed it.

"grumble!"

After looking around, the little monkey cub saw the little black-and-white cat on the bed of the monkey father. Like a child who was robbed of his beloved toy, he jumped onto the bed and stepped on the kitten's back. He grabbed a tuft of back hair with his claws and began to pluck the cat's hair angrily.

"Meow--!"

1388, who was in the "lovelorn" period, felt heavy on his body, and felt a burst of pain. The cat's hair was flying in the air. He screamed and rolled in an attempt to throw the monkey off his back. However, no matter how hard he rolled, the little monkey still grabbed it and pulled it out angrily. hair.

The little monkey grabbed the little milk cat's back hair regardless of its strength, and continued to pull it out while squawking.

You grab my hair, I grab your hair, cat hair and monkey hair are flying all over the sky, the fight is fierce, and the battle is extremely fierce.

"Are they both okay?"

Xiao Yuyan wanted to step forward to separate the two little guys, but she couldn't do anything, so she could only stand aside and watch worriedly.

"It's okay, they're still young, and they don't have much strength." Xu Yi told his girlfriend not to care about the monkey-cat "war". He opened his eyes and talked nonsense, coaxing people, pretending that he didn't see the cat and monkey fur all over the bed.

……

Xiao Yuyan looked at the two cubs speechlessly, and after failing to separate them for the fifth time, she was still coaxed away by Xu Yi to eat.

The bedroom was a mess.

"Xiaobai, Xiaohua, do you two still want to fight?"

Rolling it up with a piece of paper, Xu Yi hit the little monkey and 1388 on the head each.

"Jeep!"

"Meow meow!"

The little monkey’s monkey name was given by the monkey mother, and the cat name of 1388 was called by Xu Yi casually. Even if it was killed, it would not recognize it. After being called many times, it gradually accepted its fate and regarded Xiao Hua as its own. new name.

A few days ago, the monkey cub Xiaobai had a "fight" with the little milk cat Xiaohua for hundreds of rounds, until Xu Yi and Yuyan came back from a date and were still fighting, as if they were natural enemies, and they were extremely jealous when they met.

At first, Xu Yi turned a blind eye, but in the end, two mischievous little things chased each other and destroyed the interior decoration, Xu Yi angrily forcibly separated the two, ordering them to face the wall and think about their mistakes.

"The protest is invalid. If the fight continues, there will be no need for people to live in my house."

Xu Yi really didn't expect that Xiaobai and Xiaohua looked so small, but they were so destructive. They not only scratched the curtains, knocked over the vase, but also smashed the lampshade of the bedside lamp. Tie them up and hang them on a drying rack, and let the two reflect on their mistakes.

A monkey and a cat once again faced the wall and thought about their mistakes, and made a wish with their butts downcastly. It is meaningless for monkeys (cats) who cannot fight, and they are determined not to do so.

"See if you can live in peace, you know?"

Strictly training the two restless ones, Xu Yi can only be thankful that the props bought in the store can be placed in the backpack, otherwise when they fight, if they touch the whole person's little black ball, they will surely roll all over the floor with itches. One can only imagine how tragic the scene was.

"Gee...", "Meow..."

The mischievous group responded reluctantly, Xu Yi didn't care how reluctant they were, they would be beaten anyway if they disobeyed, and the naughty "children" were disobedient because they were beaten too little.