The system takes me to fly

After Zhang Meng picked up Wu Han at the airport, he ran to find delicious food with his little girlfriend after practicing martial arts every day, and Xu Yi also walked around with his beloved girlfriend Yuyan every day, visiting places suitable for dating in G City Place.

Seeing that the two "disciples" were obsessed with beauty, Mr. Wang only felt a pain in his head. Although a master like him could live to be eighty or ninety years old, he couldn't help but burst into tears, expressing his affection for Xu Yi and Zhang Meng. As a "disciple", he must lose ten years of life, and it seems that he will not pass the threshold of 90 years old.

"Old man, it's not that serious, at most it will lose two years of life." Zhang Meng slurped his vermicelli, teasing the old man happily.

"You stinky boy!"

Wang Laozhong yelled at Zhang Meng angrily, and then clutched his stomach in displeasure, saying that his heart ached from their anger.

"Old Wang, you're covering your stomach." Xu Yi took a slice of thinly sliced ​​mutton and put it in the hot pot, and ate it in one bite while getting out of the pan with the small ingredients on the oil dish. Mr. Wang pointed out that he was covering it in the wrong position.

"The old man is an expert, how could he be wrong, obviously you are wrong."

The arrogant Mr. Wang pressed it up calmly, sighing and saying that his heart ached.

"Pfft ha ha!" Zhang Meng laughed loudly, scooped up the potato slices and old tofu that had sunk to the bottom of the pot with a colander. The soft boiled potatoes had an attractive color, and the old tofu was full of soup, and he wanted to taste it just looking at it.

"Stop, I put that down!"

Seeing that his favorite potato chips and old tofu were picked up by Zhang Meng, Old Wang snatched them back quickly without spilling a drop of soup.

Although Zhang Meng said that his body skills were so strong that Wang Lao could only detect it at a very close distance, but Wang Lao's hand speed was so fast that before Zhang Meng could react, the colander was gone in his hand.

"Old Wang! Are you sure you won't use martial arts?"

Zhang Meng yelled, this was decided by Mr. Wang himself. When eating hot pot, everyone should rely on their own abilities, but no force can be used, only physical strength is allowed.

"The old man didn't use force, he moved his hands."

Old and refined, Mr. Wang has no image of a master, and he is eating glutinous potato chips with a satisfied face.

"You are cheating!"

"Boy, you are still very young~"

……

"Ha ha."

Xu Yi immersed himself in hard work the whole time, and did not participate in the "friendly" exchange between Zhang Meng and Wang Lao.

How could the young Zhang Meng beat the treacherous and cunning Mr. Wang, but he was defeated in just a few words. However, when they looked at the hot pot, they saw that the vegetables and meat in the pot had been eaten by Xu Yi Do not stay.

"Lao Xu, I didn't expect you to be such a person. I misjudged you!"

"Stinky boy, don't leave any for the old man!"

The two of them felt regretful, they could only sue Xu Yi heartbroken, and poured lettuce meat into the pot again.

"Tsk, tsk, I'm full. Mengzi and Lao Wang, please continue to wait."

Fluttering Xu Yi wiped his mouth, turned around and left in a cool manner, leaving behind Zhang Meng and Wang Lao who were looking at each other, waiting for the dishes that sank to the bottom of the hot pot to be cooked.

Take a walk after eating hot pot.

Xu Yi practiced the life-saving tricks of the Wang and Xiao clans in the practice room. Wang Lao said that when the tricks are practiced to the point where the body can move freely, it will increase the survival rate even more when facing danger.

The "Xiao Clan's Life-Saving Technique" protects the heart, while the "Royal Family's Life-Saving Method" protects the head. After mastering it skillfully, one can instinctively avoid fatal attacks on the head and heart during battle.

"I don't know what life gate Sun Clan is guarding?"

Having obtained two books of life-saving formulas, it would be a lie for Xu Yi to say that he is not curious about the remaining one.

There are many auxiliary equipment in the training area. Xu Yi first blocked the dodgeballs that hit the heart at random with the back of his hand, and then elbowed the dodgeballs that hit the head. use.

Wang Lao can pass through a hundred randomly shaking dodgeballs without being hit. In practice, Zhang Meng can also avoid 90.00% of the attacks relying on his super high agility.

And Xu Yi... was hit by the ball with every shot, and was covered in lime marks all over her body.This point has been made fun of many times. Later, Xu Yi simply counterattacked the dodge ball like a wooden stake, and would often break a ball uncontrollably.

"Looks like he's going to be chanted again by Wang Lao."

Xu Yi, who was thinking about things, lost his mind a little, and smashed three dodgeballs without paying attention. Thinking of the picture of himself being crushed by Wang Lao, he couldn't help feeling a little dizzy.

"The boat is naturally straight when it reaches the bridge, so let's slip."

Xu Yi slipped back to her room and washed the lime powder off her hands, pretending as if nothing happened.Although the monk could not run away from the temple, he could delay it for a while. Mr. Wang had such profound skills that he could even chant for an hour or two. The scene was really terrifying.

There was a small black ball on the bedside table. This was a prop that Xu Yi bought from the store to avenge Xiao’s family. The small black ball was like a ball of plasticine. When it melts into the skin, it can itch for a whole day, and the number of days can be superimposed if you throw it away for more days.

"1388?"

Ever since he frightened 1388 with his broken eyes that day, this little mentally handicapped man can keep silent, and every time he has to be kicked out by the department to answer the host's questions, he will cry.

Because Xu Yi waits until the cooldown time of the Po-Delusion Eye is cleared, he will be so excited to use the Po-Delusion Eye from time to time to scare it into tears.

"Host, host!" 1388 burst into tears and cried without love.

"Isn't the shell of the system ready yet?"

After handing over the task, Xu Yi thought that the outer shell of the system would be completed soon, but unexpectedly, after waiting for more than two months, the outer shell was still far away.

"Quick, soon..." In the cat's eyes of 1388, the host Xu Yi was an existence that was even bigger than the Great Demon King, and he trembled when he spoke.

"Am I so scary?"

Asking the little mentally handicapped person to go back, Xu Yi touched his chin and asked himself: "It must be too timid, it's not my fault."

At this time, a roar came from the practice room.

"Promise!"

After eating the hot pot, Mr. Wang came to the practice room, and saw three balls were broken on the shelf, which must be Xu Yi's "masterpiece".

Wang Lao regretted it at the beginning, this brat has already destroyed fifteen of his dodge balls, and every time he replaced them with new ones, in order to match the original dodge balls with the trajectory, Wang Lao had to debug for a long time, otherwise he would let someone else install them. There will always be curve errors.

Zhang Meng, who was watching the situation inside the house by the door, knew that his good brother was going to be chanted again, and he didn't know whether to sympathize with Xu Yi or Wang Lao.

In the end, Xu Yi still couldn't escape Mr. Wang's thoughts, which made her life eclipse and dark.

In Xu Yi's anticipation, the time for the fusion of the system shell finally came. 1388 trembled and found out to tell Xu Yi that as a system binder on the fusion day, it might be uncomfortable. It is better to stay at home to be safer.

"hiss--"

Xu Yi only felt a splitting headache, as if something was tossing mountains and seas in his head. The pain could be tolerated for a while, but the throbbing forehead from time to time made him keep rubbing his forehead.

"My god... if I don't stop, my sky cap will fly."

Lying weakly on the bed and complaining, Xu Yi struggled to keep himself from hitting the wall to divert the pain. Just when Xu Yi was about to bear it, a light curtain suddenly projected above his eyes.

"system?"

Xu Yi called out the system, and the light curtain flashed, with weak fluctuations on the surface. After Xu Yi closed it silently, the light curtain disappeared instantly.

"This is the upgrade, 1388, come out and explain."

His head still hurts, Xu Yi's mental state is not very good, his eyelids are drooping and sleepy until his eyes are blurred, Xu Yi forced the mentally handicapped to talk, but when he fell asleep, 1388 still didn't make a sound.

Upon waking up, Xu Yi was full of energy and moved his body refreshed, making his whole body creak.

"Meow……"

"Well, where is the cat?"

Xu Yi looked over for the sound and saw a black and white kitten on his bed, fighting with the quilt, meowing and trying to get over the mountain of quilts.

"Why does this cat look familiar?"

Walking over to put the kitten on a flat place, Xu Yi became inexplicably close to this kitten that suddenly appeared.

"Meow? Meow? Meow?!"

The little milk cat rubbed its eyes with its paw, glanced at Xu Yi, then rubbed its eyes with its paw again, and froze as if it had been hit.

His eyes were wet, and he could probably see words like heartbroken and miserable, and he didn't know where a cat could have so many complex emotions.

"Wait, you are... 1388?"

The color of the kitten was familiar, and when he looked at its humanized performance, Xu Yi had a flash of inspiration, overlapping the kitten with the little mentally handicapped, the fur color and pattern were clearly the same as the 1388 in the system space.

"Meow meow! Meow meow meow!"

Hearing Xu Yi's words, the little black and white cat excitedly jumped on Xu Yi's lap. He didn't care about the fear of its host and meowed at Xu Yi, feeling very excited.

"Haha, give up, little retard, I can't understand cat language."

Even though Miao Miao's little milk cat looks cute and cute, pitiful, weak and helpless, Xu Yi is still ruthless and unreasonably telling the truth.

"Meow!!"

1388 whimpered into a ball, covering his face with his paws and whimpering.

It's such a miserable intelligence, it managed to raise its own little fish to get along day and night, but it was thrown out mercilessly by the upgraded system.After that, no matter how hard you try, you can't return to the smart space. What's more, the host who woke up couldn't understand what it said! !
"Oh, so that's what it is."

Letting the little mentally retarded cry into balls, Xu Yi groped for the newly upgraded system, and by the way used the broken eye to check the smart space, only to find that the fish raised by the mentally retarded was still inside.

[Hello, the official binder of the Bell Star 1388 system, I am Bug Xiaoyu. 】

The fish confessed his identity frankly, and told Xu Yi why 1388 was thrown out of the intelligent space.

"Meow?!"

The little mentally retarded person who suspected the cat body was stunned, in pain and unbelievable.

"Did you hear that? You were thrown out by your little fish."

"It said that you rubbed it every day until its scales almost fell off, so it took advantage of the system upgrade to find a loophole and kicked you out."

Xu Yi, acting as an interpreter, truthfully told the truth of the incident, trying to put on a serious face, but he had to ignore the corners of his mouth that were crazily raised at the moment.

"Meow! Meow!!"

1388 cried miserably, being kicked out by his beloved little fish was more unacceptable than being kicked out by the system, and he couldn't help crying.

"Hahahahahaha."

"Okay, okay, little retard, I'll take you in temporarily."

Seeing that 1388 contributed so many jokes, Xu Yi, who had a little bit of sympathy, wiped away the tears from laughter and said.

Since being bound, Xu Yi couldn't count how many times he wanted to beat up the little retarded child. Now that 1388 "automatically" came to his door, he certainly took the opportunity to keep it.

"Meow……"

1388 was lying on the bed with his head tilted, as if he had been hit too hard and would not rest in peace.