i am a villain

Chongming took the beanbag out of the plastic bag and put it on the plate. She replied loudly, "It's 20 yuan per person!"

Laughing loudly, Lin Feng entered the kitchen and said, "20 yuan per person, is this a self-service restaurant?"

Chongming said unceremoniously: "If you have money, give it to you. If you don't have money, you can do it yourself. But I think the reward for your task this time should be cash, otherwise you probably don't have a penny in your pocket."

After all, Lin Feng and Wang Shiqi are new flying guests, so unlike their resident guests, they can still save some money in the past few episodes of the show.

Lin Feng took out a red photo of Grandpa Mao from his pocket, and said to Chongming: "You are really right, Shiqi and I are rich now, okay?"

Chongming folded his arms and replied: "As a person who has been here, I have to remind you a few words. Life is difficult, and it is difficult to move an inch without money. It is a pleasure to spend money for a while, and 100 yuan is just a few catties of pork, so you should save some money. .”

After hearing this, Lin Feng nodded in agreement, put the hundred-yuan bill into his pocket, and said, "Then I'll listen to you, I decided to take Shiqi to buy bean buns on the roadside."

Wang Shiqi's face was full of disbelief: "Brother Feng, are you joking?"

Lin Feng smiled and said, "What are you doing lying to you? Anyway, you girls usually have to lose weight, so it would be nice to eat bean buns with me at night, right?"

Wang Shiqi said softly: "Brother Feng, but I don't think I need to lose weight. Do you think I'm fat?"

Lin Feng glanced at her, waved his hand and said: "You want me to judge whether a girl is fat or not? Then I dare not tell the truth, I am afraid of being beaten."

Wang Shiqi: "..."

Chongming felt that Lin Feng was really a standard straight man of steel. Look at what he said, is it human?
But when she saw Wang Shiqi followed Lin Feng out of the compound with a reluctant and unwilling expression on her face, Chongming couldn't help but wanted to laugh out loud.

She should have thought a long time ago that a straight man like Lin Feng who doesn't understand style is the best candidate to deal with a white lotus like Wang Shiqi, okay?
Su Yunna went to find another two pairs of chopsticks, and when she came back, only Chongming was left on the dinner table.

Su Yunna asked suspiciously: "What about the two of them, didn't they say they want to come to our place for a meal?"

Chongming sat on the chair and said, "They went to the street to buy bean buns and ate them. Lin Feng said he wanted to lose weight, so let's leave them alone."

Su Yunna didn't expect Lin Feng's self-discipline to be so strong, and he didn't forget to lose weight even when he came to record the show, but she still felt something was wrong, and said: "Bean buns can be regarded as a food with relatively high carbohydrates, why does he want to eat this ?”

"It's probably because it's more convenient to buy. Don't bother with him, just sit down and eat." Chongming said.

Su Yunna sat down next to her as promised, and then the two of them ate dinner, and finally left Chongming to do the dishes.

At night, we only need to record a sleeping scene. Su Yunna and Chong Ming lie on the bed first, and after shooting this scene, they each sit up and start playing with their phones.

Su Yunna responded to a few WeChat messages, and then saw the message from Xu Xiuze, saying, "I'll go get the earrings tomorrow afternoon."

Su Yunna quickly replied: "Okay."

Then he sent his location to the other party.

Xu Xiuze said, "Okay, see you tomorrow."

Su Yunna: "See you tomorrow."

Then she sent a message to Feng Bao and said: "Tomorrow afternoon your male god will come to pick up the earrings, remember to take the earrings with you when you go out."

After a while Feng Bao replied: "No problem!"

Su Yunna felt that there was endless joy hidden in the three words she sent, so Su Yunna turned off her mobile phone and ran to the yard to watch the night scene.

Chongming also watched with her for a while later, when Wang Shiqi walked out of the one-story house she lived in, but the moment she saw Su Yunna, she retracted quickly.

Ever since Wang Shiqi angered Huo Lan that time, she rarely appeared in front of Su Yunna.

Su Yunna snorted and pretended not to see her, continued to chat with Chongming in a low voice, took a picture of the night scene and sent it to Huo Lan.

Huo Lan replied in seconds: "Haven't slept yet?"

Su Yunna typed slowly: "I ate too much at night and couldn't sleep."

Huo Lan: "Then walk around the yard casually, and don't want to offend the geese raised by others."

Su Yunna thought to herself that Huo Lan's eyes were so sharp that she even noticed the goose head at the bottom of the photo.

Su Yunna: "How dare I, it is the boss here, I saw it chasing the watchdog next door and running around today, I should really record it and send it to you."

Huo Lan replied with an emoji of Su Yunna laughing, with a text on it: "Hahahahaha."

Su Yunna glanced self-destructively at the two front teeth on the emoji that she showed when she laughed, and she immediately felt horrible.

She replied angrily: "Don't use my ugly picture as an emoji! Can we still chat happily!"

Huo Lan said, "Very cute."

Su Yunna was speechless for a moment, wondering if it was because of the filter of love, which could also say the word "cute".

But her mood suddenly became very good, Su Yunna said: "Okay, then you are not allowed to send it to others."

Huo Lan: "Why should I send your emoji to others? Are you implying that I want to show off my wife in front of others?"

Su Yunna: "..."

Su Yunna wondered if Huo Lan drank fake wine today and put honey on his mouth?
But when Su Yunna thought of Huo Lan sending her devilish emoticons everywhere with her friends, she instantly felt that she was not well.

Su Yunna quickly said: "Of course I didn't mean that! Okay, okay, you can only send it to me in the future."

Huo Lan was satisfied now, and then asked Su Yunna, "When will you finish recording this episode, I will pick you up."

Su Yunna thought for a while and said: "The director team said that they will invite us to dinner at the end. The specific time and place have not yet been determined. I will tell you when it is finalized."

Huo Lan: "OK."

In fact, Su Yunna really wanted to make a video call with Huo Lan now, but after all, she was staying at the place where she lived during the filming, and she felt that the privacy was not very good, so she only chatted with Huo Lan on WeChat.

After hanging up the phone, Chongming looked at the plump geese in the fence, and said to Su Yunna, "Do you know that we have a famous dish called stewed stupid goose in iron pot?"

Su Yunna glanced at the geese, and said cautiously: "Sounds good, but are you sure you want to eat stewed geese? They are too fierce, I dare not."

Chongming squatted beside Su Yunna and said, "I don't dare either. When I was young, I was severely pecked on the knee by a goose. It hurt for more than a week."

Su Yunna suddenly felt that her knees were also hurting, she touched her knees subconsciously and said, "Forget it, if it's really not possible, let's go to a nearby restaurant to eat after the filming is over."

At this time, Lin Feng suddenly got out of nowhere, and he asked: "Are you guys talking about stealing something?"