roses and lilies

Chapter 9 Online dating

After the first few online chats, I gradually discovered that Blue Bingyu went online more often than before, almost every night when I went online, I would meet her.

Nerd: What about color photos?

Blue Ice Rain: Why are you here again?

Bookworm: Hypocrisy, you obviously saw that I was online, but pretended not to see it, and guessed, if I hadn't teased you first, you would not have taken the initiative.

Blue Ice Rain: You still can't help it.

Nerd: I'm sorry, you are too simple-minded.

Blue Ice Rain: This is called simplicity.

Nerd: My QQ has been online since the morning, just for display, and I only glanced at it after dinner at night. You thought everyone was waiting online like you.

Nerd: Simple is simple, don't use adverbials to modify it, you deserve the word "simple"!

Blue Ice Rain: Tell me about you, it seems that you know yourself quite well.

Bookworm: The whole one, I don’t know how to worry, I’m about to dry up my saliva, how about you.

Blue Ice Rain: Have you run out of inspiration?

Bookworm: What do you do, you are too lenient.

Bookworm: I am so excited to see a joke today, do you want to hear it?

Blue Ice Rain: Come on, I'll treat it as boring.

Bookworm: It's okay, I want to make you laugh, how can you thank me!

Blue Ice Rain: Then it depends on whether you are funny or not.

Bookworm: I owe you what the hell I owe you. If I say this to you, I won't say it.

Blue Ice Rain: Not to mention pulling down.

Bookworm: You are so happy that black beads pop out, and you say you are not happy, then how do I know, whether you are happy or not, I can't see you.

Blue Freezing Rain: The pig finally got his senses, I thought you wouldn't understand.

Bookworm: Bajie, don't scare me.

Blue Ice Rain: Are you still afraid of being scared by yourself?

Nerd: I scared you to death, okay.

Bookworm: "The cripple and the blind rode out on the same bike. The blind rode, and the lame looked at the road. Suddenly, the lame saw a deep ditch in front of him, and shouted: Ditch, ditch, ditch! The blind man sang back: Ole, ohle, ohle! Two People fell into the ditch together."

Blue Ice Rain: I'm not afraid of people. Since I'm scared by you, I can only say that you are not human.

Blue Ice Rain: I've seen this joke a long time ago, when did you come out, so outdated.

Nerd: Beat you as a human, okay? No one else is a human. When no one else is a human and you are a human, then what is the difference between you and an animal?

Nerd: If you read it, you will see it, bah, show you.

Blue Ice Rain: Then I have the capital to show off, like you wearing clothes from the 70s to a fashion show
Bookworm: Money can't buy me, I'm happy.

Blue Ice Rain: But you have no money.

Nerd: There is something I have always wanted to say to you, but you know its weight. Once I say it, we may not be able to be friends, but I can't control my feelings... When will you invite me to dinner?

Nerd: Don't you have money?

Blue Ice Rain: Waiting for the day you are buried.

Bookworm: Are you talking nonsense? It’s really boring. Let’s talk about something else. If you say you’re paranoid, you still don’t believe it.

Nerd: Back to the topic: how is the color photo issue resolved?

Blue Ice Rain: If I believed what the pig said, then I would be sick.

Blue Ice Rain: What about your black and white photos?
Nerd: You're still an idiot.

Nerd: Your boyfriend didn't take a color photo of you.

Blue Ice Rain: You idiot.

Nerd: Do you know who the poorest person in the world is?

Blue Ice Rain: I know.

Nerd: Tell me, if you get the answer right, I will send you my black and white photos right away.

Blue Ice Rain: You send it first and I'll talk later, it must be right.

Bookworm: Sister, you are too insincere, you are astonishingly shrewd, this request can make your father satisfy you alone, if you don’t have it, why bother looking for me.

Blue Bingyu: Then if you don’t post it, you dare not meet people.

Bookworm: I've never seen anything like this before, the whole little foolish fairy, let's have a good dream, even if I show it to Hippo, I won't...

Bookworm: Hey, what's the use of telling people like you so much, it's a waste of time.

Nerd: But well, I have some good ways to keep your mind active, if you always like this, you just wait for your boyfriend to kick you.

Nerd: Do you want to learn?

Nerd: The condition is simple.

Bookworm: What's the matter, you're mad at me, aren't you just kidding me?

Bookworm: I'm so angry!

Blue Ice Rain: I'm texting, wait a minute.

Bookworm: You're a little bitch.

Nerd: Cheapskate.

Blue Ice Rain: Really, why did I lie to you.

Nerd: You PHS Well.

Blue Ice Rain: What PHS.

Nerd: Cell phone.

Blue Ice Rain: Not PHS.

Bookworm: Hey, I can't help it, I thought I'd send you a message if I have nothing to do, forget it!
Blue Ice Rain: Are you a PHS?
Bookworm: Let me test your song title: What if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (play a song title)

Blue Rain: At least you are still there
Bookworm: No way, you took the opportunity, the answer is correct, I am PHS,
Nerd: I almost fell.

Blue Ice Rain: I've heard it a long time ago. Now I don't doubt or really believe that you came out of the Dabie Mountains.

Bookworm: You are from a big city. We all live in mountainous areas. Pets in big cities are worth the same as people in the mountains.

Blue Ice Rain: Oh, you know, you are one level younger than me, a child can be taught.

Nerd: You Jingba returns a Shih Tzu
Bookworm: Do you understand the meaning of my sentence? It makes you beautiful.

Nerd: miss, you are far behind
Blue Ice Rain: Why did you become dull again just after boasting? Do you think everyone is the same as you?

Nerd: This topic has been talked about by you, so change the topic.how?
Blue Bingyu: Well, I really want to see what you look like, please send me the photo!
Nerds: each other each other.

Bookworm: What about color photos?
Blue Ice Rain: Sigh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!

Nerd: You send it first, I will send it right away, how about it?
Blue Ice Rain: I don't have one.

Nerd: Let your boyfriend take a digital camera to take pictures of you.

Nerd: Why can't you do such an easy thing?
Blue Ice Rain: What a waste, I'll show you after taking a photo.

Bookworm: Then you rely on me, too dishonest and hypocritical.

Blue Ice Rain: If you send it over, I can let you take the video.

Bookworm: To tell you the truth, I am 1.83m tall, but I didn’t have it in elementary school. I took off my shoes and measured 1.81m during the junior high school physical examination.

Blue Ice Rain: I want to see the appearance.

Bookworm: Damn, I'm a slave, so I have to give you whatever you want, it's all fucking right!
Blue Ice Rain: You just found out.

Bookworm: Hypocrisy, last time when I registered for the exam, I needed four one-inch bareheaded photos in total when I met such a person. This is great, one for centenarians, one for elementary school, one for high school, one for college, four in total. There are a lot of sheets, so dizzy and not crooked.

Bookworm: It is impossible to imagine that hypocrites can have commonalities!

Nerd: Just looking at you is such a strange person.

Bookworm: Do you understand the meaning of hemp? Do you know what allusion it comes from?
Nerd: No one is dumber than you
Blue Ice Rain: As smart as you are, you don't even dare to let others see anything.

Nerd: Text messages are text messages, don't play deep.

Blue Ice Rain: What do you mean!
Bookworm: How about a color photo?
Bookworm: Pass it over, and I'll tell you what it means.

Blue Ice Rain: Let me ask you what that sentence means.

Bookworm: You are so stupid, I sent you a color photo, and I will tell you what it means.

Blue Ice Rain: Not to mention pulling down, curiosity will kill people, I don't want to die yet.

Bookworm: It's over, it's over, this person is hopeless, and I don't have two more eyes than others, why are you so fucking curious?
Nerd: I am no different from ordinary boys.

Nerd: Why don't you believe it?
Blue Ice Rain: I'm not curious anymore, don't worry, I don't care if you are blind or not.

Blue Bingyu: I will send you a flower basket, tell me what kind of flowers you like!

Bookworm: I haven't taken the winter photos yet, can I give you the summer ones?

Bookworm: Why are you disappointed? You don't have more eyes than others.

Blue Bingyu: It doesn’t matter if it’s just a nude photo, I’m very innocent.

Bookworm: You have a good idea, open it and have a look.

Nerd: This photo was taken by our director, and it was blurred by the scanner.

Bookworm: Let me be honest. Don’t be fooled by the appearance of a person. The key is to see if the person is good to you and sincere.

Blue Ice Rain: It is sincere, so sincere!
Bookworm: Alright, you understand my thinking, you have seen my image, so what else?

Blue Ice Rain: Is that you?
Blue Ice Rain: Are you sure you're still young?
Bookworm: Hypocrisy, I don't want to see you for the rest of my life.

Blue Ice Rain: Excited!

Bookworm: In fact, a man and a woman are just a piece of paper on the window frame. After the paper is pierced, the man and the woman will not have any ideas and thoughts, and their love will truly unfold.

Blue Ice Rain: You are really a writer, I don't understand what you say.

Nerd: Not yet, just forget it if you don’t understand!

Nerd: Do you think we have a common language?
Blue Rain: What do you think?
Nerd: Hard to say.

Blue Ice Rain: Then I don't know either.

Bookworm: Let’s have a long time in the future, let’s get to this point today, even if we can’t develop into that kind of friend in the future, I will use our conversations in the past two days as good material and write them out, and when that day comes, I will post For you to see.

Blue Ice Rain: Alright, you and I have a purpose in chatting, right?
Bookworm: If you like it, I can give you that article. Maybe you will feel that this gift is more important and precious than any flowers, chocolates, or gifts.

Nerd: Can you understand me?
Blue Ice Rain: You send it.

Nerd: Things that belong to you will always belong to you, and things that don't belong to you can't be forced. After I finish writing, I will send it to you.Thinking about it now.

Blue Ice Rain: Then I will wait patiently, as long as it is not rubbish.

Bookworm: But I can't accurately grasp your image, because I haven't seen you.

Nerd: Got it,
Nerd: If there is a chance, we can meet, but after we get to know each other well.

Blue Ice Rain: Good!

Bookworm: [rose][rose][rose][rose][rose][rose] roses for you, count a few and look up the meaning.

Blue Rain: Okay, are you free on Sunday?Shall we meet at the Carrefour in the northeast corner?

Nerd: Well then, see you there.

Blue Ice Rain: There is something I want to tell you, I don’t like roses at all

Nerd: Hehe!I hope you won't be disappointed after meeting.See you on Sunday!
Blue Ice Rain: Good! 886
Nerds: 886

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