Chuanshu: President, don't look too concave!

As she said that, she pointed to those things and said in a teaching tone: "See, there are only two, red and green. Remember, I will give gifts to girlfriends in the future, or to other opposite sexes." You must not give this color as a gift from a friend. Otherwise, your girlfriend will break up with you, and your best friend will break up with you."

After finishing speaking, he pointed to other things, "There are also those, sanitary napkins, essential items for women. If you have a girlfriend, or get married and have a wife in the future, remember that there are a few days every month that you have to be modest She, care more about her, don't let her tell you something uncomfortable, just say drink more hot water. If this is the case, your girlfriend will break up with you, and your wife will divorce you. "

Zhang Wenyao squatted down to pack these women's items, while listening to Xu Yuyao talking to him in a child-educating tone about what girls have in common, how to coax girls when they are angry, how to fall in love, how to play romance .

Zhang Wenyao heard black lines on his face. Is it true that the co-author treats him like a child and teaches him about sex knowledge and how to fall in love?
In fact, Xu Yuyao really thought this way.After all, in her opinion, Zhang Wenyao lived alone since he was a child, and some things should be taught by his parents, and no one must have told him.

In addition, this stinky boy has been with those gangsters since he was a child, so he may have been influenced by many bad thoughts.

While he is only now, tell him everything that should be said, and tell him everything that should be said, so as to prevent him from making mistakes in the future.

Listening to Mo Yan's rambling words, Zhang Wenyao quickened his men's movements. He really didn't want to hear a single person teach him the so-called 36 moves for picking up girls!
I have to say that the words Xu Yuyao said are absolutely amazing when used as supervisors.Just as she was talking, Zhang Wenyao picked up a large package of things and stuffed them into her arms.

"It's all packed, and you can deal with it as you like. I'll go back to my room first." After speaking, without waiting for Xu Yuyao's response, he ran back to his room as if he was fleeing.

Xu Yuyao looked at the back of Zhang Wenyao running away in a hurry, and decided that next time she must find a chance to tell him all the ways the male lead chases his girlfriend in the romance novels she read and wrote, so as to prevent him from becoming an adult in the future. single dog.As the author's mother, Xu Yuyao felt that she had really done her duty.

But what she overlooked was that Zhang Wenyao, who was still a kid in her eyes, did not look like a kid.

Xu Yuyao was thinking about how to find another opportunity to explain the knowledge to Zhang Wenyao, while holding the pile of things, she opened the door and went to the opposite side.

Coincidentally, as soon as Xu Yuyao opened the door of her house, she saw that Lin Yuanzhou had also arrived home and was about to open the door.

Xu Yuyao plucked up the courage in her heart, and threw those things at Lin Yuanzhou with all her strength, "You can keep the shit you gave me for yourself!"

After finishing speaking, without looking at the reaction of Lin Yuanzhou who was standing opposite her, she slammed the door of the classroom with a "bang".

Lin Yuanzhou had sharp eyesight and quick hands. When the big unknown object hit him, he caught it before it hit the ground.Looking at the pile of colorful things in his hand, President Lin stood at the door of his room in astonishment, and didn't realize it for a long time.

After he knew what happened just now, the anger in his heart rushed straight to the top of his head, he barely held back the anger in his heart, opened the door and went home.

After arriving home, Lin Yuanzhou opened the bag, and after seeing the contents, a suspicious blush appeared on his frozen handsome face.

At this time, he also remembered the sentence that Xu Yuyao said just now when he threw this pile of things at himself, "Give me the shit and keep it for yourself." Four words.

He was a little strange, when did he give these things to Mo Yan?Suddenly he remembered the time before, when he talked too much in the company and pissed off Mo Yan?
If he remembered correctly, he later asked Jiang Zhi to buy some things in the mall to express his apology for his vicious mouth.It seems that this pile of things was probably bought by him.

After finding the culprit, Lin Yuanzhou knew what to do. It seems that Jiang Zhi's life is too comfortable, so he needs to find some difficult jobs for him to challenge.

Jiang Zhi, who was playing games at home, suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing on his back, and then he sneezed.

He turned his head and looked, and found that the window of the study room was not closed. After standing up and closing the window, he continued to sit in front of the computer and play games happily.

The next day, Jiang Zhi, who had a cold, arrived at the company top-heavy.Just as I sat down at my desk, the office phone on the desk rang. It was the boss's intercom call, "Come to my office."

Hearing this, Jiang Zhi thought that the boss had some arrangement for him, so he blew his nose with toilet paper and stood up.Unexpectedly, when he just entered the office, he received a bad news.

"The team sent by the company to develop the market in Africa has almost done the preliminary work, and the branch office is generally ready. You can go and see for me if there is anything else that needs to be added. By the way, lead the whole team to do it once. Team building, improve cohesion."

Lin Yuanzhou sat behind the desk without raising his head, and calmly announced the bad news to Jiang Zhi.

Standing there, Jiang Zhi couldn't tell that this was the boss's revenge against him. He just couldn't accept that he was really going to Africa for team building!

Jiang Zhi, who couldn't believe the news, swallowed with some difficulty, and confirmed, "Well, boss, are you sure you want me to go to Africa? After I leave, what will I do with these jobs?"

After hearing Jiang Zhi's question, Lin Yuanzhou replied directly without raising his head: "There are so many people in the whole secretariat, as well as assistants, just distribute them to them. By the way, when you go to Africa, the company will give you according to the regulations. subsidized and rewarded."

"No..." Jiang Zhi wanted to struggle again, but Lin Yuanzhou suddenly raised his head, looked at him impatiently and said, "Is there any problem?"

Looking at the cold face of his boss, Jiang Zhi abruptly swallowed back what he still wanted to say, and said in a joking tone: "No, I just asked, will you encounter food when you go to Africa for team building?" Human race, hahaha..."

Listening to Jiang Zhi's inexplicable question, Lin Yuanzhou said impatiently: "What cannibals? The branch is in the city, not in the remote mountains and forests."

Under the coercive gaze of the boss, Jiang Zhi's awkward laughter also slowly lowered his voice.