The Nth Disappearance of My Wife

"Shut up, your mother is still trapped in Mount Hua, why are you talking about Monkey King? You are just a lackey of the Heavenly Court." Ah Wu said with a smile for Tian.

"Purple Fairy is still as unreasonable as before, but I still have something to talk about." Erlang Shen disappeared after finishing speaking.

"I'm sorry, this place has become bad because of me." Tian Xiaoxiao hates the current Huaguo Mountain, which is not the place Sun Wukong wants to take Ah Wu to.

"It's okay." Ah Wu didn't care about Huaguo Mountain, all she cared about was Tian Xiaoxiao.

They returned to the country of daughters together, but Mu Yixuan and Micah drank the water from the Zimu River.

"Why are you two drinking indiscriminately?" Tian Xiaoxiao carried the golden cudgel and went to the Hundred-eyed Demon Lord for an antidote.

Tian Xiaoxiao knew that he couldn't beat the Hundred-Eyed Star Lord, so he transformed into a little monk to spend the night with the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord.

"Hundred-eyed Demon Lord, I'm a wandering monk, and I want to stay overnight with you today." Tian Xiaoxiao gently knocked on the outer door of the Hundred-eyed Demon Lord's mansion.

"Borrow it, my place is also spacious, and no one lives there on weekdays." The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord turned out to be a fairy-like old man, wearing a white Taoist robe, with a whisk in his hand.

Tian Xiaoxiao went to a plain room, and saw that it was full of calligraphy and paintings.

"Are these all your paintings and calligraphy?" Tian Xiaoxiao asked curiously, all of these calligraphy and paintings are fine works.

"Yeah, I think I was going to be in the fairy class back then." The Hundred-eyed Demon Lord stroked his beard, as if he remembered something.

"Then why didn't you rank in the fairy class but became a wandering cloud and a crane?" Tian Xiaoxiao was curious that the hundred-eyed demon in front of him was almost on the verge of becoming a fairy.

"Because, those old Taoists look down on me as a centipede spirit, and no matter how much I practice, I can't compare to those flesh-and-blood gods. Oh, after I come back, those monsters on the ground look down on me, a centipede spirit who almost became a god through cultivation. I don't have any friends anymore, I'm here alone, and if I die someday, no one will collect the body!" The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord explained the reason, he had practiced for an unknown number of years, and ended up in this kind of situation, even There is no one who can speak intimately.

"Actually, I lied to you. I didn't come here to spend the night." Tian Xiaoxiao felt that there were good monsters, and the Hundred-Eyed Demon King belonged to the good ones.

"What did you lie to me?" The Hundred-eyed Demon Lord is not that kind of vicious monster, but that kind of kind old man.

"Actually, I came to ask for the medicine, and I am actually Sun Wukong. My master and younger brother drank the water from the Zimu River. I came to ask for the medicine." Tian Xiaoxiao still told the truth and changed into the shape of a monkey. , because the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord is not such a monster as in the rumors, he seems very reasonable.

"So you are Monkey King? No wonder I think you are a little familiar. If you want to save your master and brother, you must kill me. You can use my body to make wine to drain the water of the Zimu River." The face of the Hundred-eyed Demon Lord It became heavy, and he wanted to see if the former No. [-] Demon King would harm his compatriots for the sake of master and younger brother in order to learn scriptures.

Tian Xiaoxiao heard the words and picked up the golden cudgel, as if to hit the Hundred-eyed Demon Lord, but put it down again.

"You and I have no vengeance, why should I hurt your life? The life of a monster is life, and I am also a monster. If I can't save Master and Junior Brother, then it's all because I can't find an antidote, but I can't kill you. It’s up to you.” Tian Xiaoxiao still couldn’t do it, maybe just like Micah and the others said, she Tian Xiaoxiao is a useless monkey.

"Well, I have the antidote. I was bluffing you just now. I didn't expect you to not kill me? It's the first time I've seen such an interesting monster like you. Come with me to the pharmacy." A practitioner also knows that his heart is good, and he never thought of hurting Tian Xiaoxiao.

"Thank you, Sun Wukong will remember your old friend's great kindness." Tian Xiaoxiao knelt on the ground and bowed before taking the antidote from the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord.

"You call me an old friend. It's really strange that Sun Wukong, the majestic Monkey King, can kneel down in front of me to thank me for a little thing." Baiyan Demon Lord actually likes Tian Xiaoxiao a little bit, probably Because it's so cute, right?
"Goodbye." Tian Xiaoxiao waved goodbye, not knowing when he would see this old friend again.

Tian Xiaoxiao hurried back to her daughter's country and fed the antidote to Micah and Mu Yixuan.

"I didn't expect Tian Xiaoxiao that you really got the antidote. I thought you would never come back, and I wanted to find you with a big belly." Mu Yixuan said after drinking the antidote. Don't believe in Tian Xiaoxiao's strength.

"Eldest brother, you are really amazing. If it weren't for you, I would have been a mother to a child. I will never snatch the peaches you like to eat." Micah thanked Tian Xiao after drinking the antidote. laugh.

"No, it's just a coincidence this time." Tian Xiaoxiao was a little embarrassed by the compliment, and hadn't noticed the undercurrent.

At this time, a gust of evil wind blew past and swept Tang Seng away again.

"All day long, why do you keep thinking about catching Tang Seng!" Mijia stood up, and hurriedly went to rescue Mu Yixuan with Tian Xiaoxiao.

"Eldest senior brother, second senior brother, wait for me." Lin Muxing also wanted to go with him, but his presence as a Drifting Monk was too low, Tian Xiaoxiao and Micah didn't hear him at all.

"Ye Zhe, let's wait for the good news here!" Lin Muxing sat next to the white dragon horse.

"You really don't have any sense of existence. Forget it, we two will wait here. Tian Xiaoxiao can't do it and Micah, and the master is actually stronger than us here." Ye Zhe has already seen it Mu Yixuan is actually the most powerful among the four masters and apprentices plus one horse, but these people all regard Mu Yixuan as a monk.

Mu Yixuan is talking about Buddhism with Xie Zijing.

"Why aren't you afraid of me?" It's rare for the scorpion spirit to meet someone who is not afraid of monsters, and he is such a good-looking monk.

"Why should I be afraid? You are just a kind of life, and I am just a kind of life, and monsters are just a little more changed than humans." Mu Yixuan did not discriminate against monsters, compared to those sanctimonious My gods are not as good as these monsters.

"Then what do you mean by the seven sufferings in Buddhism? I used to just want to become an immortal, but in the end I was treated in vain by a few immortals, and in the end I was just a monster." The scorpion spirit recalled a not-so-good past.

"Greed, hatred, ignorance, resentment and hatred, separation of love, failure to ask, loss of glory and happiness." Mu Yixuan felt that this scorpion spirit was also a poor person. It's just a monster.

"Monk, let me ask you, is there any monster in your Buddhist family who has become a Buddha?" The scorpion spirit still wanted to become a fairy and a Buddha.

"As far as I know, not yet, but maybe in the future." Mu Yixuan thought that if the Western Paradise is successful, the stupid monkey in Huaguo Mountain might become a Buddha, but will those people in the sky let them become Buddhas?
"I ask you, would you be willing to marry me? After you and I become sworn brothers, I will let you go and take me to heaven after you come back from studying the scriptures." Xie Zijing wanted to marry Mu Yixuan, and waited for Mu Yixuan to become a god. After becoming a Buddha and an immortal, let her become an immortal, a Buddha, and a god.

"The female benefactor should respect herself. Since she can't become a god, an immortal, or a Buddha, then be a monster, right? It's not necessarily impossible to become a god, an immortal, or a Buddha. You should practice hard instead of always thinking about taking shortcuts. "Mu Yixuan has no desire for beauty anymore, after all he has gone through so many catastrophes, he only wants to learn from the past and come back to be an ordinary person.

He doesn't want to become a Buddha, he just wants to be an ordinary person, but the seven emotions and six desires are not given by the Buddhist school.

"Since you don't want to marry me, then I'll eat you—" The scorpion spirit showed her true colors and transformed into a huge scorpion spirit.

"Do you think you can eat me?" Mu Yixuan showed an evil smile, anyway, no one needs to hide his strength now.

With a light wave of Mu Yixuan's hand, there was an extra weapon in his hand, and that weapon was the magic whip.

"Aren't you a frail monk? How can you do magic?" The scorpion spirit was shocked and shrank back into a human form in fright.

"I'm a frail monk, help me—" Mu Yixuan took the magic whip away, because he smelled the smell of peaches on the stinky monkey.

"The monster took a stick from my grandson—" Tian Xiaoxiao took the golden cudgel and hit the monster with a stick, and the monster vomited blood after being hit by the stick.

"You are that Monkey King? See how I deal with you, and you just wait to die!" Scorpion read the scriptures carefully, and there was an extra piece of Ruyi in his hand, "Ruyi Ruyi according to my heart, stab."

A golden light flashed and directly blinded Tian Xiaoxiao's eyes. Tian Xiaoxiao rolled on the ground while supporting his eyes.

"The monster dared to hurt my elder brother and eat my nine-toothed rake." Mijia raised the nine-toothed rake and appeared behind him again, and the thunder was about to hit the scorpion spirit that day.

"Ruyi, take it." The scorpion spirit was not afraid, Ruyi showed purple light and took away all the lightning from Micah.

"Why is this monster so sinister?" Micah gave up, and it would be futile to use more power, it would just be sucked away.