The Nth Disappearance of My Wife

Mu Yixuan looked at those disciples who were not up to date, and suddenly burst into tears.

My name is Mu Yixuan, and they like to call me Tang Seng.

Along the way, except for Bajie and Bailongma, I took the initiative to learn from the scriptures. The monkey is called Tian Xiaoxiao, but people like to call her Sun Wukong.

In this story, the monkey is a woman, and she is actually a beautiful little beauty, but everyone thinks she is a man, and in the eyes of outsiders, she is the stinky monk with a rough face and a thunderous mouth.

Why does Tian Xiaoxiao or Sun Wukong like to learn scriptures? Because Tian Xiaoxiao wanted to save Huaguo Mountain and revive her brother. When Tian Xiaoxiao's real monkey made a big fuss in the sky, she was burned to death in the alchemy furnace.

However, Tian Xiaoxiao, who came to save her brother, was treated as the Monkey King. Tian Xiaoxiao was tricked into saying that if she went to learn the scriptures, she could save the Huaguo Mountain where the people were dying.

So Tian Xiaoxiao suppressed this monkey for 500 years.

The man who is called Zhu Bajie is actually named Micah. He is a simple-minded man who looks good when he smiles, but in the eyes of outsiders, he is just a pig.

He used to be the marshal of Tianpeng, but he was beaten down because the Jade Emperor was jealous of his beauty. As a result, Micah settled in Gaolaozhuang.

His favorite thing to do is to drink, and he calls Gao Cuilan after drinking.

The person called Drifting Monk is actually called Lin Muxing. He is a gentle and handsome man, but in the eyes of outsiders, he is just a bald and insignificant porter.

Lin Muxing went to learn scriptures, in fact, to repair the broken glass cup. Although Lin Muxing has become a monster, what he really wants is to become the general of the curtain again.

People call him White Dragon Horse, but his name is actually Ye Zhe. He is the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea.

This is the background of their four masters and apprentices plus a horse.

And why didn't Mu Yixuan take the initiative to learn from it?Because Mu Yixuan's original name was Jiang Liu'er, he was identified by the monks in the temple to learn Buddhist scriptures from the very beginning.

However, Mu Yixuan regretted being taken in by the monk. After all, his dream was to be an ignorant playboy, but things backfired.

The four masters and apprentices plus one horse were assembled.

"Master, I'm hungry." Micah clutched his stomach aggrievedly.

"Zhu Bajie, can you study with your elder brother? Your elder brother never complains of hunger." Mu Yixuan only felt that the second apprentice was really troublesome. He knew how to eat and sleep all day long. He was really serious when others called him a pig. He became a pig, when Mu Yixuan was happy he would call Micah by his real name, and when he was unhappy he would call Zhu Bajie.

"Master, I'm hungry too." Tian Xiaoxiao, who was leading the way, also stopped. She was also hungry.

"Sun Wukong, are you so hungry? What about your ability to make trouble in the sky?" Mu Yixuan frowned, even the big apprentice was hungry.

"It's not me who caused the disturbance in the sky." Tian Xiaoxiao sat on the ground and didn't want to leave. She actually wanted to learn the scriptures but she was too delicate. After all, when her brother's real Monkey King was around, Tian Xiaoxiao was Huaguo The Little Monkey King of Shanshuilian Cave.

At this moment, a young girl came to deliver the meal. This woman was dressed plainly and she should be a peasant woman.

"Almsgiver, the little girl has always liked Buddhism, and this is considered to be good deeds." The peasant woman handed over the rice.

"Master, this is deceitful." Although Ye Zhe is a horse now, his IQ is still as powerful as before.

"I also know it's a scam, but look at how delicious their food is!" Mu Yixuan talked to Ye Zhe telepathically.

"Master, why don't you eat it?" Tian Xiaoxiao ate more deliciously than Micah, the pig Bajie, and he didn't know if she was a monkey or a pig.

"Yes, yes, master's food is really delicious!" Bajie also echoed, feeling that he was going to let out a pig cry in the next second.

"Pohou, why don't you take a look with your sharp eyes?" Mu Yixuan looked at Tian Xiaoxiao and shook his head. Is this thing really Monkey King?Even if it's not, it's just that it has some force value, right?

"Why are you open? How can such a good-looking girl be a bad person?" Tian Xiaoxiao did not forget to praise the girl who delivered the meal while eating. Even if Tian Xiaoxiao already had her brother's piercing eyes, she was still a useless monkey. .

"Haha, little monk, you can really talk." A Wu, the girl delivering food, looked at Tian Xiaoxiao and smiled straight. She is actually the boss of this illusory dream, and she can transform into anyone other than Mu Yixuan and Tian Xiaoxiao at will, but Even she must follow the script.

And this nihilistic script is actually Journey to the West?
And wouldn't it be too much trouble for Ah Wu to turn into all kinds of female monsters and capture Tian Xiaoxiao's heart in the dreamland of nothingness?

"Girl, I can tell at a glance that you are not human." Bai Longma suddenly spoke human words.

"Holy Monk, I'm so scared, hurry up and protect me!" Ah Wu immediately hid behind Mu Yixuan.

"Girl, get out of the way. Although I'm a monk, I'm not a god, so I can't protect you. Besides, our white dragon horse doesn't have any malicious intentions." Mu Yixuan stepped aside, he had no idea to protect the female monster.

"What is this a monster? Monster, give my old grandson a stick!" Tian Xiaoxiao took out a Ruyi golden cudgel from his ear and hit the man without eating.

Ah Wu disappeared in an instant, and it seemed that he had to change his body again.

"Master, the elder brother killed someone!" Micah mourned suddenly when he saw the little girl's accident, and began to file a complaint.

"Sun Wukong, why are you beating people?" Mu Yixuan is the master now, so naturally he still has to discipline his apprentices. When he is angry, he calls others nicknames, and when he is not angry, he calls him Tian Xiaoxiao.

"Didn't Ye Zhe say it was a monster? I did it because I was afraid that he would hurt Master, you and me!" Tian Xiaoxiao was a little dissatisfied. She didn't do it to protect the monk.

"What do you listen to Bailongma? He is a horse now, and even if he is a monster, she didn't do anything harmful. Why did you kill her? You are also a monster, Monkey King." Mu Yixuan Preaching, although he is not a stinky monk, he doesn't have to educate Tian Xiaoxiao, a stinky monkey.

"All right, all right, whatever you say is right." Tian Xiaoxiao put away the golden cudgel, and buried it in the body she had beaten to death.

Why didn't Tian Xiaoxiao talk back, because she seemed to think that what Mu Yixuan said was right, she is also a monster...

Why do you want to hurt the monster?Since when did she start to especially like to say, "Monster, eat my old grandson!"

But isn't she a monster?

Another old man came.

"Dear monks, have you seen my daughter? She is about that tall and thin." Ah Wu changed into an old man and came to look for someone.

"I saw it, I beat him to death." Tian Xiaoxiao opened his sharp eyes and saw that the old man was also a monster.

"You..." Ah Wu was so angry that he couldn't stop talking.

"Monster, give me a stick from my old grandson!" Tian Xiaoxiao picked up her golden cudgel again, and beat the old man to ashes with one blow.

"Brother, you hit someone again like this? This time Bailongma didn't say anything." Drifting looked at Tian Xiaoxiao and then at the old man's body and said.

"The monster's father is also a monster." Tian Xiaoxiao dug a hole with a golden cudgel and buried the old man again.

"Sun Wukong, why do you always hit people when you disagree? Even if you are a monster, you can't beat people!" Mu Yixuan thought that this was a chance to break up the group, so he drove the big apprentice away first, and then he was caught by the monster Yes, beat the monsters away again.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't be impulsive, it's only the third time, and this is only the second time." Tian Xiaoxiao surprised Mu Yixuan, and obediently admitted his mistake.

Mu Yixuan had no way to drive this big apprentice away.

Soon the third victim appeared.

"Did you see my old man and my daughter?" A blind old woman came over.

"I didn't see it, you can find it elsewhere." Tian Xiaoxiao pretended not to know anything, even if it was a monster, she couldn't beat it this time, she had to be good or she would be chased away by the stinky monk. ?She is still waiting to restore Huaguo Mountain!
The old woman turned to leave but was stopped by Micah.

"I know where they are, and they were beaten to death by this stinky monkey." Mi Jia felt that this was an opportunity, and he also wanted to go back to Gao Laozhuang, which coincided with Mu Yixuan.

"Zhu Bajie, you are plotting against me!" Tian Xiaoxiao was so angry that he took out the golden cudgel and chased Micah to beat him, obviously nothing happened.

"Sun Wukong, save me—" Mu Yixuan walked up to the old woman, grabbed the man's claws and grabbed his throat.

"Master, here I come—" Tian Xiaoxiao stopped chasing Micah's stinky pig, but smashed the old woman's skull with a stick.

"Amitabha, Sun Wukong, you have killed too much. This is the third time." Mu Yixuan held up his four fingers to cling to the twisted bracelet of his thumb, and sighed as he looked at the bloody corpse.

"Smelly monkey, you'd better go, Master doesn't want you anymore, how can a person like you go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures!" Ye Zhe started to attack, he was originally the unruly third prince of Xihai, but now he is really a horse Ma, he doesn't want to learn from the scriptures.

"Yes, yes, Sun Wukong, why did you kill so hard to become a Buddha? You hurry up!" Micah even threw Tian Xiaoxiao's luggage aside.

"Eldest Brother, this is also to save Master. Master, you should forgive Senior Brother this time." Lin Muxing wanted to repair the glazed cup on the way to learn scriptures, so he didn't want Tian Xiaoxiao, who had the highest combat effectiveness, to leave, and Lin Muxing even existed. I don't have a high sense of it, but I can see that these people want to force Tian Xiaoxiao to leave and break up.

"I'll go—" Tian Xiaoxiao carried the golden cudgel and walked away in somersaults. Since they didn't stay, they didn't force them, but in fact Tian Xiaoxiao followed them all the time.

If it weren't for the restoration of Huaguo Mountain and the resurrection of his brother, Tian Xiaoxiao would not be obsessed with going to the West to learn scriptures.

She was just a six-eared macaque, and her brother, the real Monkey King, was a spirit stone monkey.

She is the weakest monkey in Huaguo Mountain, but Sun Wukong, who is the monkey king, doesn't dislike her, just because she led him to the monkey group when he jumped out of the stone.

"Brother...I won't give up. For Huaguo Mountain and for you, I will definitely persevere." Tian Xiaoxiao wiped away tears and continued to follow the team.