The Nth Disappearance of My Wife

Next level: Write a small composition to praise your wife.

Tian Xiaoxiao wrote with a swipe of a pen: My wife is ugly and has a bad temper. She likes to beat people because she is rich. She also likes to pick her feet and eat.

Those people next door wrote: She is the white moonlight in my heart, beautiful without knowing it, she is my cinnabar mole and my heart.

Or: If I can marry that wife, I will love her regardless of poverty or wealth, and I will love her for the rest of my life.

Comparing Tian Xiaoxiao with those words of praise, this is simply wonderful.

But Tian Xiaoxiao didn't care, anyway, she didn't have any idea about marrying that young lady.

But that's the end? It's too late.

The examiner said: elegant and refined, especially novel.

"Examiner, you really have aesthetics." Tian Xiaoxiao sneered, the mockery was obvious.

So another bunch of people were wiped out, Tian Xiaoxiao looked and saw that half of the people had been lost now.

Next round: Comparing talents.

Tian Xiaoxiao knows nothing but can play the guitar.

As a result, her guitar played two little tigers?
Examiner: Elegant and refined, very novel and interesting.

Tian Xiaoxiao complained in his heart: "Please don't let me pass by again, and why do you still copy and paste the last sentence? Praise me for being awesome and flexible? If you change it, why do you copy and paste it? stick?"

Is this still over? Tian Xiaoxiao smiled awkwardly.

The girl with double ponytails came over and said, "Little brother, you want to open it, isn't there something else? You may not have won, but it's so strange, why does that examiner keep letting you pass?"

Tian Xiaoxiao said with a straight face, "How would I know? The ghost knows what happened today? It's bad luck."

The girl with double ponytails thought for a while and seemed to think of something, so she smiled at Tian and said, "Little brother, do you know what is the fate of killing a wolf? I saw what the examiner said before." The double ponytails were attached to Tian He whispered in his ear with a smile.

Tian Xiaoxiao frowned as he listened, "I don't know, it's really unlucky today, I thought it was the result of this."

During the intermission.

Tian Xiaoxiao secretly took out his mobile phone and thought about killing the wolf on the browser, and his heart sank when he found out.

Shapolang is a kind of destiny. In the three palaces of Ziwei's life chart in traditional Chinese culture, Shangming Palace, Caibo Palace and Guanlu Palace, there are three stars, Qisha, Pojun and Tanlang. of Xingyao.

But what Tian Xiaoxiao wrote before was just random writing, which is too ridiculous.

Tian Xiaoxiao suddenly felt that all of this was a game, wouldn't it be a ghost marriage?Since it is recruiting a son-in-law, this is finding someone to marry.

And if you care so much about fate, it's either a ghost marriage or a happy marriage, otherwise you wouldn't care so much about fate.

Tian Xiaoxiao wanted to leave, but the security here was heavily guarded, surrounded by layers of guards and bodyguards, how could she escape?
The next game: Martial arts competition to recruit relatives.

Tian Xiaoxiao wanted to surrender.

As a result, the examiner said, "You came here, and you automatically signed the life and death certificate. Our family has a big career, do you think it will be easier for you to run away?" The examiner was blatantly threatening.

Tian Xiaoxiao could only bite the bullet and play, but was knocked out by the opponent in a circle.

Tian Xiaoxiao was tied to a wheelchair when she woke up.

The examiner announced: "Our eldest lady's good son-in-law has been found, he is the gentleman who just woke up in the wheelchair, and he can be sent to the bridal chamber."

The girl with double ponytails protested, "Why, he fainted during the martial arts contest to recruit relatives, you can't declare him the champion, it's not fair." The girl with double ponytails just didn't want her favorite little brother to become someone else's husband.

"It's not fair, it's not fair! Protest—" All the losers protested together.

"Oh, everyone who failed here has a bonus of 5 yuan, are you satisfied?" The examiner was still calm and calm.

The booing people dispersed: "If you have the money, it's good to take it, why do you want to take the ugly one?" "Although I didn't marry the ugly one to become a human being, but if you have the money, you can accept it if you see it."

Tian Xiaoxiao wanted to protest, but her mouth was sealed with a cloth strip. She really wanted to scold these people hundreds of times in her heart. What kind of feudal superstitions are they engaging in, and why are women superior to men? Isn't it good for a society where men and women are equal?
It's no good inheriting other people's property. A canary trapped in a cage yearns for blue sky and white clouds after all, and it will die depressed one day after being trapped.

"My lord, please." The examiner tore off the seal on Tian Xiaoxiao's mouth, and the examiner pushed the wheelchair and didn't know where to take Tian Xiaoxiao.

"Let me go. I don't want to marry a woman I've never met. You are breaking the law." Tian Xiaoxiao made up his mind to leave.

"What do you think, my uncle? Since you are here, you agree with our behavior, and it is not good to marry our eldest lady. It is not unheard of how many people want to marry you." The examiner's smiling face made Tian Xiaoxiao think of Smiley Tiger .

"That's because they are all running for your young lady's money." Tian Xiaoxiao told the truth without giving any face.

"It doesn't matter whether it's money or not. How many people love each other and separate because of money? Husband and wife are like birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster strikes. I advise my uncle to say less. If the offending words are heard My uncle will suffer a lot." The examiner stopped and took a grape from the fruit plate, washed it for Tian Xiaoxiao to eat.

"Okay." Tian Xiaoxiao ate the grapes fed by the examiner, and quickly closed the microphone.

The examiner pushed Tian Xiaoxiao to a meeting room.

Rows of people sat on stools, all looking at Tian Xiaoxiao.

By the way, the examiner introduced to Tian Xiaoxiao who these people were: "This is our patriarch." "This is your father-in-law." "This is our family's fortune teller."

Tian Xiaoxiao was scared but couldn't escape.

"Now, my uncle, please bleed." The fortune teller said yes, but he picked up Tian Xiaoxiao's hand and stabbed it with a silver needle.

The blood dripped into the bowl and merged with the patriarch's blood.

"This is really the person we are looking for, Sha Po Lang is Sha Po Lang." The patriarch looked at the blood fused together and sighed.

Tian Xiaoxiao thinks these people are wise, right?It's 2020, why is there still so much dross?

The examiner also smiled like a flower, "God bless my Tang family."

Tian Xiaoxiao's so-called father-in-law took out a four-dimensional pendant from the brocade box and put it on for Tian Xiaoxiao, saying plausibly, "My good son-in-law, this thing is called Pixiu, and it's a mythical beast. You are the one who kills the wolf's fate and it." It's a perfect match."

Tian Xiaoxiao had black lines on his face, so he nodded and said, "Okay, thank you."

The girl with two ponytails rushed in, "How can you be like this? Why did that ugly monster rob my husband-in-law? If you want to kill the wolf, then I will kill the wolf's fate. I married that ugly monster. Brother give it back to me."

So unscrupulous and unscrupulous, the girl with twin ponytails must not be an ordinary person.

The examiner said helplessly, "Miss Biao, you know that we have always loved you, but you can't argue with the eldest lady about this matter. Even if the second lady cried, made trouble and hanged herself, we didn't let the eldest lady go. Do you still let the eldest lady recruit a husband?"

The girl with two ponytails still said reluctantly, "I don't care what you guys are doing anyway, you have to return the little brother to me anyway, and I won't give up what I fancy soon."

The patriarch Lian said, "Nonsense, how can you make trouble on weekdays? We old fellows will tolerate you. This is the tradition of our family. How can we change it?"

The girl with twin ponytails can only leave, so Tian Xiaoxiao can only ask for blessings now.

Tian Xiaoxiao was sent to a room.

There was a row of women with heavy make-up standing, and when they saw Tian Xiaoxiao, they bowed and said, "Grandpa, we are all make-up artists. We will do all the dressing up for your bridal chamber tonight."

"Get out of the way, I'm a clean freak, I'll do it myself." Tian Xiaoxiao only felt scared, what if his secrets were revealed.

Tian Xiaoxiao's plan is to kidnap the bride and escape, and then release the bride.

What Tian Xiaoxiao dressed up for herself was called a beauty.

People who saw it all praised: "My uncle is really good-looking, several times more beautiful than many, many girls." "My uncle is my uncle. It is amazing to stand out from tens of thousands of people."

In the bridal chamber, Tian Xiaoxiao was forced to put on the damn red hijab.

What Tian Xiaoxiao didn't expect was that those people were afraid that she would run away, so they tied her up even at the bridal chamber wedding night.

"Why do you want to tie me up?" Tian Xiaoxiao didn't know what to say.

"Isn't it because I'm afraid that you will run away, and the eldest lady will lift your hijab and untie it for you." The person who tied Tian Xiaoxiao also had a helpless expression on his face.

Tian Xiaoxiao was tied up, and suddenly felt a pair of hands groping her body, and then she was pushed directly.

"I'm just a routine now. I won't touch you after tonight. The glory and wealth you want will naturally come, and what you want to contribute to me is just a child." The cold female voice made Tian Xiaoxiao It sounded very familiar to Bai He.

"Open your mouth, if you don't open it, I'll pry your teeth open." The woman took a bowl of soup and poured it down for Tian Xiaoxiao, Tian Xiaoxiao was instantly powerless.

The woman untied Tian Xiaoxiao without even removing her hijab, and then started to undress Tian Xiaoxiao.

"Are you a woman?" The woman lifted Tian Xiaoxiao's hijab and saw that face... that was the person she had been thinking about day and night.

"Bai He..." Tian Xiaoxiao saw clearly that the man was Bai He, but the Bai He in front of him was naked, with his jade body lying across.

"Big cat, you didn't see anything, good boy." Sensing Tian Xiaoxiao's gaze, Bai He immediately put on some clothes.

"Bai He, why do you want to recruit a son-in-law?" Tian Xiaoxiao lay on the bed unable to move, she finally understood why Bai He would rather live alone than go home and live with his family, these are a bunch of lunatics.

"They said that this has been a tradition of our family since ancient times, because I don't know when, the eldest daughter of my family has been recruiting husbands like this, to kill the wolf and keep our family prosperous forever." Bai He smiled bitterly, "It's here In my generation, I was weak since I was a child, so they recruited me a son-in-law in the name of Chongxi."

Tian Xiaoxiao immediately felt sorry for Bai He and hugged her directly.

"Is there no other way for Bai He? Do you have to marry someone you don't like? How can I marry you as a woman?" Although Tian Xiaoxiao likes the type of Bai He, but Tian Xiaoxiao is a woman I can't marry Bai He.

"It has been since ancient times. What can I do if I have it?" Bai He looked at Tian Xiao and joked, "But if it was you, I can still accept it, but it's a pity that you have no self in your heart." Bai He's The smile became more and more desolate, she finally got what she wanted, but Tian Xiaoxiao didn't have her in his heart.

"Bai He, let's run away." Tian Xiaoxiao couldn't believe it. Now that the society is harmonious, why would anyone dare to act like this? It's great to be rich, but after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you can't become a master.

"Where are you going to run away? This is my root..." Bai He also wanted to run away. She changed her name from Tang Baihe to Bai He, so she still couldn't escape.

"We can't sit and wait like this, Bai He, I will take you away from here no matter what." When Tian Xiaoxiao said this, there was light in his eyes.