The Nth Disappearance of My Wife

What kind of experience is it like to give the driver the whole thing and just you as an idler?In the whole company, Tian Xiaoxiao was the only one who could not receive the notice. Tian Xiaoxiao turned off the portable robot and put the camera hanging around his neck aside.

Watching TV alone in the living room, the variety shows on the TV are getting less and less funny, and I feel really irritated and bored, so I go to the CCTV news station.

The manager was afraid that Tian Xiaoxiao would be too boring, so he made a phone call and said, "Xiaoxiao, do you want to go out for a walk? I put some costume props in the utility room. It's good to go out to play and get some fresh air."

Tian Xiaoxiao said repeatedly, "Okay, thank you manager, you can go to work first."

Tian Xiaoxiao really found it...

An idea came to Tian Xiaoxiao's mind, how about going out in men's clothing?
Tian Xiaoxiao remembered the corset she bought because she wanted to play cosplay, and hurried to find it for her.

Tian Xiaoxiao thought about it for a while, men's clothing also has to have a certain position, domineering president? High-cold senior? Cute bamboo horse? Hip-hop trendy guy?
Tian Xiaoxiao feels that her facial features are not particularly exquisite, so she should take the comfortable and delicate route.

Tian Xiaoxiao chose a light brown wig, but couldn't find any men's clothes... Tian Xiaoxiao thought for a while, and Lin Muxing was the thinnest boy she knew, and the one who looked quite similar to her was Lin Muxing.

"Lin Muxing, let me borrow your clothes." Tian Xiaoxiao first sent a WeChat message to Lin Muxing.

Waiting for Lin Muxing to reply, after a while Lin Muxing replied: Choose whatever you want, as long as you are happy.

Tian Xiaoxiao changed to get clothes, now it was hot summer, so he took a pair of shorts that were just right, and a beige and blue short shirt.

After that good clothes, by the way, help Lin Muxing clean up the messy wardrobe.

Tian Xiaoxiao first wrapped her chest with a corset, and then put on Lin Muxing's clothes. Tian Xiaoxiao's voice itself was very neutral, and it sounded like a boy's voice with a little pressure.

Tian Xiaoxiao changed her clothes and felt that something was wrong, and thought of Ye Zhe again.

Tian Xiaoxiao sent a message to Ye Zhe on WeChat: Ye Zhe, I can borrow your glasses and earphones.

Ye Zhe's reply was: OK.

Tian Xiaoxiao put Ye Zhe's glasses in that area. They are plain mirrors. It turns out that Ye Zhe is not short-sighted, and he doesn't usually wear glasses. He only wears them when he is very serious or when he needs aura.

Tian Xiaoxiao went to tidy up Ye Zhe's shoe wall again.

"Plain glasses, so Ye Zhe just liked to push glasses at the beginning. It feels like something is missing, and he seems to have no complexion." Tian Xiaoxiao finally realized that he forgot to put on makeup, and quickly sent Micah a WeChat message.

The message on WeChat is: Can Micah Micah borrow your cosmetics?

Micah also replied in seconds: Use it, as long as you like it.

Tian Xiaoxiao carefully took out the cosmetics. Although her makeup skills are very good, fortunately, the boy's makeup itself is light and can handle it.

Tian Xiaoxiao uses small amounts of cosmetics. After all, they belong to Micah. How can Micah use cheap ones?Besides, it hurts her too much.

Tian Xiaoxiao took off her glasses. She washed her face first and then took care of her face before makeup. After concealing, she chose a liquid foundation that was a shade lighter than her own skin. Tian Xiaoxiao tried her best to smooth out the makeup. It needs to be matte, because she has combination oily skin.

After applying the base makeup, I set the makeup. Tian Xiaoxiao likes to use the base makeup after applying the base makeup, because she thinks that setting the makeup after applying the full makeup will destroy the integrity and feel of the makeup.

The eye shadow is natural enough to use earth color as the base, and then use orange eye shadow to smudge the end of the eye, and then use pearlescent champagne gold to slightly embellish the eye corner, and then use light pink eye shadow to dot the lying silkworm area to look cute and young.

Tian Xiaoxiao curled her eyelash curlers first, and then painted her eyelashes with very fine mascara to make her eyelashes look like seaweed. She drew a drooping eyeliner with a brown eyeliner pen. This kind of eyeliner is green tea and Xiaoqing especially like it Yes, because it can magnify the sense of innocence in the eyes.

The eye makeup part is over.

Tian Xiaoxiao's three courts and five eyes do not meet the standards, but she is very charismatic. Tian Xiaoxiao also knows how to make use of her strengths and avoid her weaknesses, so she pays attention to grooming her appearance.

But too much grooming will lose the girly look of the face itself, so Tian Xiaoxiao sculpted it very lightly, and then chose a pink highlight to embellish it a little, it is very cute and fresh.

Tian Xiaoxiao put on an orange blush, and applied it to the apples of the skin. If the blush is applied well, it will look extraordinarily good, even straight men can't see it, but if the blush is applied too much, it will be a matchmaker.

Tian Xiaoxiao looked at Micah's rows of lipsticks in a daze. She didn't know what color to use. She chose and thought of Micah's usual lip color, which is a particularly moist cinnamon color.

Tian Xiaoxiao seemed to have thought of it. She used lipstick as a primer to prevent dry lips, and then applied a layer of a particularly gentle bean paste color. After deepening, she used a vibrant orange lip glaze to trim the edges, and then lightly applied a layer of gold-plated lip gloss. Lip gloss, painted like this will make the mouth look like people want to kiss.

After Tian Xiaoxiao put on her makeup, she put on Ye Zhe's glasses. Ye Zhe had the temperament of a gentle scum when wearing these glasses, while Tian Xiaoxiao wore these glasses with the temperament of a little milk dog.

"It seems that something is missing?" Tian Xiaoxiao thought of Mu Yixuan.

So I sent a message to Mu Yixuan: Mu Yixuan lends you hairspray, I'll grab a hairstyle.

Mu Yixuan replied the message, he said yes.

After finishing his hairstyle, he hung up Ye Zhe's headphones.

Pin a daisy badge on the chest.

So Tian Xiaoxiao was fully armed and went out.

The two rabbits walked side by side, and An Neng could tell if I was male or female.

This is the first time she has gone out in ten days, the air outside is fresh.

He was asked for WeChat messages as soon as he went out, so it was good to be handsome.

"Brother, can I have your WeChat?" A girl with twin ponytails stopped Tian Xiaoxiao.

"Okay." Tian Xiaoxiao thought it was casual, it doesn't matter whether you add it or not, it's fine if you add it, anyway, the little girl opposite is quite cute.

"Little brother, what's your name?" the girl with twin ponytails asked softly.

"I won't tell you." Tian Xiaoxiao pushed his glasses and laughed.

"Little brother, do you have a girlfriend?" The twin-tailed girl didn't hide anything, she just looked at Ueda and smiled.

"No." Tian Xiaoxiao replied truthfully, and casually looked at the girl in front of her. Unfortunately, if she likes girls, she still likes a cold and beautiful woman like Bai He.

"What do you think of me?" The twin-tailed girl said confidently.

"It's good." Tian Xiaoxiao felt that she was not very good, so she was so-so, but she was a polite person, so she was perfunctory and perfunctory.

"Little brother, you are perfunctory to me. People really hate others who are perfunctory to me. It's not good-looking if you don't look good." The pair of ponytails said in a coquettish tone.

"It's okay, it's my fault, I shouldn't be perfunctory to such a beautiful fairy, I'm such a sinner." Tian Xiaoxiao can't stand girls acting like a baby, after all, although the girl opposite is not the type she likes, but fortunately She looks cute.

"It's more or less the same." The girl with ponytails pouted angrily.

"Let's play a game." Tian Xiaoxiao smiled at the girl with two ponytails. She was really annoyed by this passer-by and had to find a chance to run away.

"What game! Tell me!" The girl with twin ponytails looked very excited, obviously she was interested.

"Close your eyes, and I'll give you a surprise when you count to ten." Tian Xiaoxiao saw the ponytails and closed his eyes, so he ran away.

When Tian Xiaoxiao went to KFC for dinner, he came up and handed a business card alone.

"Hello, I'm a scout for an entertainment agency company. I think your appearance is very suitable to be a boy group idol. Are you interested?" The other party looked enthusiastic. Tian Xiaoxiao was still wondering who it was? Explore.

"Huh? Do I look like a star?" Tian Xiaoxiao was a little bit pleased. Is she so handsome?
"Yeah, yeah, I don't know why, I think you have an aura about that boy group QTQ that is so popular right now, do you know? You are like a combination of those four people, and our company wants you to make your solo debut." Are the scouts of the agency too good at boasting?
"Is the girl group recruited? I have a twin sister, I want to introduce her?" Tian Xiaoxiao wanted to laugh, but she told herself that as a handsome guy, expression management is essential.

"Twin sister? Does that mean she looks the same as you? That's not okay. You look pretty in men's clothes, but you can be called pretty and cute in women's clothes, just like the one who looks a lot like you. The angry female star Tian Xiaoxiao, why does she think she is confused? It’s also because she is not stunning enough, and if she is stunning enough, there will be fans to whiten her.” The scout repeatedly shook his head and said no, he couldn’t accept Tian Xiaoxiao’s appearance Same actress.

"Thank you for being offended." Tian Xiaoxiao just felt that the fried chicken in his hand was not delicious. Does it have to be particularly good-looking to be a female artist?I don't understand.And why do you always talk about angry female stars when you mention Tian Xiaoxiao?Was it because she was ugly that she was hacked?
"How offending, this is my business card. If you are interested, please contact me directly." The scout was afraid that Tian Xiaoxiao would smash fried chicken on his face in the next second. This handsome guy could not be a relative of that outdated female star Bar?
After Tian Xiaoxiao finished his meal, he started to take a walk. When he encountered a newly opened welfare lottery, Tian Xiaoxiao felt bored and bought one.

As a result, I won the lottery, and I won the lottery when I bought a lottery ticket for the first time.

The prize is an invitation letter.

"Boss, what kind of invitation letter is this?" Tian Xiaoxiao looked at the invitation letter in his hand, puzzled, so he asked the boss.

"In the business dinner, the big boss is the big boss. If the little brother is so handsome, he might be prosperous." The boss said with a smile, and even the boss, an uncle in his forties, praised Tian Xiaoxiao for being handsome, so it was true handsome.

"Then why can't you go, boss?" Tian Xiaoxiao thought about such a good opportunity, why did she miss it?Why doesn't the boss go by himself?

"Boss, I'm getting old. Now I have bad legs and I have a wife. My wife knows that I have this invitation letter and wants to participate, saying that I despise her. Anyway, it's a new one, so I take this invitation letter as a prize." The boss said While wiping the glass, there was a trace of pity on his face, it seemed that the boss actually wanted to go.

"Then thank you boss." Tian Xiaoxiao thanked the boss politely.

"Thank you, it's just your luck. Several male dolls knew that I had an invitation letter and bought hundreds of invitations but didn't get one. You were lucky enough to buy one and win." The boss is also a straightforward person. Informal, people are also talkative.

"Then where is the location of this invitation letter? Why haven't I heard of this place." Tian Xiaoxiao looked at the location with trepidation.

"It's written on it, you can take a taxi and arrive directly later." The boss gave a suggestion.

Hearing the boss brag so well, Tian Xiaoxiao really wanted to go, and it wouldn't be a waste of her lottery ticket.

Tian Xiaoxiao called a Didi car, but unexpectedly the driver envied her very much.

"I didn't expect you to be so lucky as a male doll. When the time comes, if you are lucky enough to see me, please take care of me." The driver looked at Tian Xiaoxiao with glowing eyes, and wondered why the driver should be so flattering And please Tian Xiaoxiao.

"This, is it amazing?" Tian Xiaoxiao thought it was just an invitation letter. Why do these people think she will be prosperous?

"You little baby, that's why you don't understand. Many people don't even have the chance to meet those big bosses. Isn't it amazing that you can still meet them?" The driver's words carried the teachings and persuasion of those who have experienced it.