Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger: The black-bellied president is so insidious

One second, two seconds, three seconds later, the door lock in the room was suddenly unlocked, but no one came out.

"Hey, Gao Hanyue, let me tell you, grandma and I are going to have dinner, no one is waiting for you..."

"Xiaoxuan, you..." Grandma patted Ou Xiaoxuan's hand. Although she, as an old lady, couldn't interfere with the couple's affairs, she felt it was wrong for Xiaoxuan to treat her husband like this.

"Shh." Ou Xiaoxuan winked at grandma, and whispered, "Grandma, I'm using aggressive tactics, don't worry, he will come out soon."

Sure enough, just after saying this, the awkward Gao Hanyue came out.

After changing and washing, he put his hands awkwardly on his chest. Ou Xiaoxuan's largest set of pajamas barely covered his calves, and a portion of his strong calf muscles were exposed.The cute SpongeBob slippers on his feet are also out of tune with his image.

'Pfft' Ou Xiaoxuan suppressed her smile, looked at Gao Hanyue and said, "Well, it's not bad, I didn't expect that you can manage this look quite well."

"..." Gao Hanyue was speechless, and saw a flock of crows flying past.

"Okay, come on, sit down and eat." Grandma said quickly.After Ou Xiaoxuan and Gao Hanyue were seated, Grandma seemed to remember something, and said, "By the way, Xiaoxuan, I don't think Hanyue has brought any clothes with him. You washed his clothes tonight."

"Me?" Ou Xiaoxuan asked incredulously, pointing at her nose.

"You are his wife, shouldn't you?" Grandma Ou asked back.

Gao Hanyue, who was at the side, felt that she had finally made a fool of herself, so she quickly nodded in agreement with her grandma and said, "Yes, yes, yes, grandma is right, it's only natural for a wife to wash clothes for her husband."

"Hehe." Ou Xiaoxuan took a mouthful of rice and put it in her mouth, "Yes, but it seems that the clothes don't dry so quickly after washing. The washing machines in this country are not as advanced as yours, and they don't have the drying function. I'm afraid you ...the pajamas will last two days."

"What!" Gao Hanyue's eyes widened.

Ou Xiaoxuan nodded in satisfaction.

Grandma Ou knows that the young people now are not the same as they were in the past. They don't care about what they wear. At that time, it was enough to have enough food and clothing.

Now, what they are after is fashion and trend.

"Xiaoxuan, there seems to be a fair in town tomorrow, why don't you take Hanyue to pick out two clothes to wear first? When his suit is dry, it's about time for you to go back to the city, and then you can change into it. "Grandma said to Ou Xiaoxuan.

"Going to the market?" Ou Xiaoxuan pursed her lips, "I don't want to go."

"Okay, okay." Gao Hanyue on the plate showed strong interest, "As long as I can get rid of this floral pajamas, I'm willing to do anything."

"You don't have any clothes to wear now, are you going to the market? Are you rushing out in this suit?" Ou Xiaoxuan asked back.

"you……"

Gao Hanyue seemed to have realized this serious problem. It's no wonder he didn't get laughed out of his face when he went out with this outfit.

"The Er Gouzi next door is about the same size as Hanyue. I'll borrow a vest and shorts for him later and put them on temporarily. Boy, it's not good to go out like this anyway." Grandma Ou said caringly.

"Thank you grandma, grandma is the best." Gao Hanyue hurriedly flattered her. "Come on, grandma, I'll give you a bowl of fish soup."

"Sycophant." Ou Xiaoxuan cursed softly.

During dinner, Gao Hanyue made grandma's mouth shut from ear to ear.

After Ou Xiaoxuan went to wash, Gao Hanyue continued to chat with grandma.

Seeing that it was getting dark, grandma checked the time, turned off the TV, looked at Ou Xiaoxuan and Gao Hanyue and announced, "It's almost time, you two, hurry up and go to sleep. I'm still waiting to hug my big fat grandson."

"It...it...it's only eight o'clock, grandma, I'm not sleepy." Ou Xiaoxuan blushed when she heard the word "big grandson".

"What's so early, usually you are not here, at this point, I have already slept through it." As she spoke, Grandma Ou yawned and walked towards her room.

"Milk……"

"Don't bark, if you don't sleep, grandma will still sleep." Gao Hanyue laughed.

"Sleep you big-headed ghost, you sleep on the floor tonight." Saying that, Ou Xiaoxuan walked towards the room.

Rushing into the room, before Ou Xiaoxuan could close the door, Gao Hanyue fell headfirst into the bed, lying on the bed tightly, and announced: "I'll lie down first, I don't care, I want to talk to my wife The adults sleep together, if you dare to push me away, I will..."

"How about you?"

"I'll tell grandma." He purposely raised his voice and shouted, "Grandma..."

Before the second word could be uttered, Ou Xiaoxuan covered Gao Hanyue's mouth, and she whispered, "You're ruthless."

Anyway, at Ou's house, she slept with this tall scumbag, here, even if this kid didn't dare to take advantage of her, just sleep as long as she wanted, Ou Xiaoxuan sighed helplessly.

"My wife...you don't know. I didn't sleep with you yesterday. I didn't fall asleep all night. I came to see you before dawn today."

"Honey, why is this quilt so short? I'll sleep over."

"My wife, you can see that the countryside is beautiful, there are so many stars outside the window."

……

The punch of '嗙' hit Gao Hanyue heavily on the head, Ou Xiaoxuan said impatiently: "If you don't shut up, I'll kick you off the bed."

"Oh." Touching his head, Gao Hanyue finally closed his mouth.

After sleeping until dawn, when Ou Xiaoxuan opened her eyes again, she found that Gao Hanyue's hand was... actually resting on her chest. It rested on Gao Hanyue's stomach.

His face turned red with a 'swipe'.She 'chuckled' up from the bed.

"Er" turned over, Gao Hanyue touched left and right with his right hand... Uh... Where's that soft thing?
Opening his eyes, he suddenly saw Ou Xiaoxuan staring at him with dilated pupils and a flushed face. He said in horror, "What...why..."

"Why... I still want to ask you what you are doing!" Ou Xiaoxuan roared angrily, "Your hands are quite dishonest. If you move around again, be careful that I will chop them off and feed them to the dogs."

"It's quite natural for you to put your feet on my stomach." Gao Hanyue shot back.

"You...you...you..." Ou Xiaoxuan was so angry that she wanted to kill, she threw a pillow at Gao Hanyue.

"How about it, did you enjoy it? Sleeping on your husband's stomach, isn't it great?" Seeing that Ou Xiaoxuan was silent, Gao Hanyue continued: "Forget it, let me take advantage of you. Come on, your husband, I'm not that stingy, next time, pay attention to choose a better position." After finishing speaking, he looked down at himself.

"You stinky rascal." Ou Xiaoxuan was furious.

"I'm not a rascal, how can grandma embrace her eldest grandson? Or, why don't we just..." Unexpectedly, Gao Hanyue continued to speak rascally words again.

"I give you 10 minutes to roll up and pack up. If you want to buy clothes later, my sister doesn't have time to accompany you. Just wear this pajamas and spend the whole day!"

"You!" Looking at her horrible pajamas, Gao Hanyue gritted her teeth, reluctantly, and finally got up from the bed.