Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger: The black-bellied president is so insidious

Seeing that Gao Hanyue had finally been defeated in a fight, Ou Xiaoxuan was naturally overjoyed.Suddenly an idea popped up again, looking at the slender figure of her eldest young master, Ou Xiaoxuan smiled and said, "Do you dare to bet with me?"

"Gamble, just bet, whoever is afraid of whom." Gao Hanyue held her head up, her face full of seriousness.

Ou Xiaoxuan nodded, turned down the fire on the stove, and after tidying up a few things in the kitchen, she said to Gao Hanyue, "Let's compare catching fish."

"Catch fish?" His eyes widened.

"What? Don't dare to bet on me?" Ou Xiaoxuan asked back.

"Cut... There is nothing in this world that I, Gao Hanyue, dare not challenge. I'm just afraid that if you go out and set the kitchen on fire later, the gain will outweigh the gain!" He laughed.

"Don't worry, grandma said before going out that she will be back at ten o'clock. There are still 10 minutes left. There is too much water in the pot. It won't happen. Grandma is not in good health, and she is always reluctant to eat and wear. Finally, I come back Once there, I must grab some of the freshest and most nutritious crucian carp in our pond for grandma to make stew..." Speaking of this, Ou Xiaoxuan's emotional eyes glistened with tears.

This little girl originally wanted to be filial to grandma.

"Hey, what are you waiting for? I won't let you, be prepared to admit defeat," Gao Hanyue deliberately provoked.

Hearing this, Ou Xiaoxuan immediately put away the tears from the corners of her eyes, she couldn't believe it, if she could lose to Gao Hanyue in catching fish, she was afraid that he would kneel down and beg for mercy.

As soon as they left, the two of them soon arrived at the edge of a larger pond in the village.

Looking at the huge fish pond, which is covered with some aquatic plants, it is still unknown how deep the pond is. Gao Hanyue was thinking about how to catch fish in his heart.

And Ou Xiaoxuan next to him, at this moment, already knitting up her cuffs, lifting her trouser legs, taking off her obstructive shoes, and getting ready to enter the pond in a 'funny' way.

Gao Hanyue stood where she was, watching Ou Xiaoxuan's antics as she stepped into the pond step by step.

"Hey, that... I don't know how deep this pool is, so be careful." Gao Hanyue yelled at Ou Xiaoxuan.

Unexpectedly, Ou Xiaoxuan shuddered when she turned around, she said speechlessly, "You idiot, you still make such a loud noise when catching fish, you scare the fish away."

I @#￥... At this moment, Gao Hanyue's heart is roaring with thousands of muddy horses, and he has to be sneaky to catch fish.

He stood by the pond in disbelief. He couldn't believe that Ou Xiaoxuan's stupid method could still catch fish.He, why don't you just stand here and rest your breath, anyway, someone will get nothing later on, so you might as well just stand here and watch her jokes.

Just as he made up his mind, he heard someone's hearty laughter from the pond.

"Ahahaha...hahaha...I caught it, I caught it..." After speaking, Ou Xiaoxuan excitedly held up the 'trophy' she just got.

Gao Hanyue's eyes almost bulged into copper bells, and... can he really catch them?He rubbed his eyes in disbelief, which must have been filled with sand, and then looked at Ou Xiaoxuan's hand carefully.

OMG, it really is!
In less than a few minutes, Ou Xiaoxuan's cheers came from the fish pond again.

'God, is it so easy to catch fish?It's come to the point where a woman with underdeveloped limbs can catch fish so freely and quickly? ' Gao Hanyue sighed from the bottom of her heart.

"Hey, Gao Hanyue, what are you still moaning about? Maybe it's because you don't even dare to catch fish, hahaha..." Ou Xiaoxuan's laughter came from the pond again.

"You...who said I dare not, I will come down and catch it for you right now. I didn't come down at the beginning, because I was afraid of hurting your young self-esteem. Brother, I am a master at catching fish, so I was afraid that you would kneel down later. Beg for mercy." Gao Hanyue strode forward bragging.

As soon as the front foot stepped into the river, it stepped on a slippery object and fell into it.

After a few moments of 'Puff puff puff', Ou Xiaoxuan saw a few big bubbles popping up on the edge of the pond.Finally, Gao Hanyue struggled to get up, but her body, pants, and face were covered with mud...

Ou Xiaoxuan, who instinctively rushed over to save Gao Hanyue, just arrived beside him, and saw him get up from the pond in such a state of embarrassment, and asked with a suppressed smile, "Are... all right?"

"I'm fine." As he said, he wiped his face with the back of his hand angrily, and a lump of mud stuck to his handsome face again, but he didn't know it at all.

'Puchi', she finally couldn't help laughing.

"Why are you laughing?" Gao Hanyue was exasperated.

"That..." Clutching her stomach, Ou Xiaoxuan suppressed a smile, "It's nothing, hurry up, I've already caught two, if I don't work hard, it looks like I'm going to win it all."

"Just wait and see..." After finishing speaking, Gao Hanyue squatted down in an unprofessional way, ready to catch fish in a funny way.

"There's another one..."

"Haha... Here we go again..."

Ou Xiaoxuan on the other side is proud of the spring breeze, while Gao Hanyue on the other side is helpless.

It seems easy to catch fish, but there are no fish in the bottomless river, so I fish in the pond entirely by my own feeling.I finally caught the fish, but the slippery thing disappeared in the blink of an eye.

He simply fumbled in the pond with both hands. Don't tell me, big hands have an advantage.It really made him touch a fish.After the initial experience and lessons, he chased and intercepted with both hands, and he really caught a lively fish.

Grabbing it with both hands, and lifting it out of the water, Gao Hanyue was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth, "Ou Xiaoxuan, look...look, I caught it too."

"Wow, that's really true. It seems that our young master is quite useful." Ou Xiaoxuan deliberately joked.

"Well...Look at this fish, it's almost done, and yours is enough, let's go back." She nodded.

"No, no, no, I just learned the trick. Now you have to leave. It's not fair. You have to catch it for a while." Gao Hanyue announced.

Ou Xiaoxuan was speechless. When Master Gao Hanyue got angry, she had nothing to do. Forget it, let's just accompany him to experience the country life. Ou Xiaoxuan was tired anyway. She sat by the pond and waited for Master Gao to catch fish with great interest. .

Don't tell me, Gao Hanyue, who has mastered the tricks, really catches every one of them. In a short time, he also caught five fish.

"Honey, I'll count you as the winner today." Walking on the small road in the country, Gao Hanyue said shamelessly in a good mood.

Ou Xiaoxuan stuck out her tongue, and gave Gao Hanyue a white look, "Gao Zha, you really are shameless, count me as the winner, thank you."

"My wife, you're welcome." Gao Hanyue smiled charmingly.

"You!" Ou Xiaoxuan raised her fist angrily.

Really shameless, people say that people need shame and bark, but what about him?Shameless at all.

"Grandma, we're back." As soon as she put down the fish bucket, Ou Xiaoxuan went straight to the kitchen.

Sure enough, grandma, she is seasoning the chicken that Ou Xiaoxuan cooked just now.

Seeing that the good granddaughter came back, the grandma had a smile on her face, and asked kindly: "Xiaoxuan, where did you go to play with my grandson-in-law at the beginning?"

At this time, Gao Hanyue came to the kitchen with the fish bucket that Ou Xiaoxuan put down just now, with a smile on his face, he showed off cheerfully to his grandma: "Grandma, this is the spoils of war for me and Xiaoxuan today, it's all us I caught it with my own hands."

"Come on, you, it's shameful to claim the spoils by catching some fish." Ou Xiaoxuan didn't forget to take the opportunity to argue with Gao Hanyue.

Grandma's eyes turned from the fish bucket to the muddy and sloppy Gao Hanyue.The leather shoes have been soaked into shape, one trouser leg is low and the other is high, and there seems to be a hole in the clothes, where the belly button is...

This shape is simply perfect.

"That Hanyue, thank you for your hard work today, hehe." Grandma Ou laughed.

Seeing grandma's amazing skill, Ou Xiaoxuan couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Gao Hanyue seemed to be aware of her absurd appearance at the moment, and lowered her head in embarrassment.

"Okay, okay, thank you for your hard work, today, grandma will make soup for you." Grandma smiled.

"But grandma, let me help you." I wanted to say that I made soup for grandma, but Ou Xiaoxuan thought about her cooking skills and gave up.

"Xiaoxuan, take Hanyue to change clothes now, and wipe your face by the way." Grandma confessed.

Thinking about it, Gao Hanyue might not even be able to sit down and have a good meal with Gao Hanyue's current state.

Nodding, she turned to look at Gao Hanyue, she said, "Come with me."

"Where to go?"

"Come with me if I tell you to come, what are you talking about!"

……

Three minutes later, a heated argument erupted in the room.

"Gao Hanyue, it's just this body, you put it on for me."

"I do not."

"I beg you, what time is it now, what face do you need?"

"Can't you get me a set of men's pajamas?"

"Please, I'm not a man, why should I always have men's pajamas ready?"

"I don't care, it's so ugly, I don't wear it."

"Where is it ugly? This is a small floral, do you understand? The most popular small fresh floral pajamas."

"I don't need Xiaoxin!!!"

In the room, Gao Hanyue argued hard.

Ou Xiaoxuan's face was flushed with anger, this man is already like this, he still cares about his own face, and refuses to change into the only set of pajamas he has left.

Finally, she gritted her teeth and nodded, Ou Xiaoxuan said angrily, "OK, that's all the clothes, there are no more, you can wear them or not, and if you don't, you can do that."

After speaking, she slammed the door and walked out.

"Hey...Ou Xiaoxuan, you...you come back...come back...come...ah..."

Gao Hanyue's call came from the room, but Ou Xiaoxuan made up her mind not to turn her head back. She, Ou Xiaoxuan, would not serve this stubborn young master.After finally finding a set of pajamas that can support his big man, this guy still refuses to change.If you don't change it, don't change it, and he will eat and sleep in that dirty muddy clothes.

10 minute has passed...

Half an hour has passed...

Grandma, who had already prepared lunch, couldn't wait any longer. She walked to the living room and looked at Ou Xiaoxuan who was in a daze with anger, and said, "Xiaoxuan, is Hanyue ready for a change of clothes? Tell him to come out for dinner."

"Oh." Nodding, Ou Xiaoxuan yelled at the room angrily, "Gao Hanyue, are you alright, get out and eat."