Genius baby: Mommy has orders, daddy please respect yourself

Tofu residue?
Ruan Yiyi frowned, "In the brains of geniuses like you, is it true that the brains of normal people are filled with tofu?"

"Genius like us? Who are we referring to?" He pinched her chin and asked her.

Ruan Yiyi was a bit devastated, she and this super genius were not on the same channel at all, and their comprehension skills were not on the same level.

She looked at Qiao Shuhe in resignation, "I'm talking about you and your shadow, otherwise you directly interpret it as your own schizophrenia and split personality, and I have no objection!"

"Ruan Yiyi." He suddenly called her name seriously.

Ruan Yiyi raised a small face and looked at Qiao Shuhe, "What are you doing?"

"We..." Before the man finished speaking, the window on the fourth floor was suddenly pushed open from the outside.

I saw Oss hanging on the edge of the window with one hand, and then threw himself in like a swing.

"Did I interrupt your good business?" He asked pretendingly innocent.

It was indeed interrupted temporarily, Qiao Shuhe frowned, and said to him, "Go away if you know!"

Oss was immediately unhappy, and turned to look at Ruan Yiyi: "Go away, your future husband and your current husband are going to go shopping, stay away and don't let the blood splash on you!!"

Ruan Yiyi glanced at Oss, then suddenly stood on tiptoe and kissed Qiao Shuhe on the face, then purposely glanced at Oss and said to Qiao Shuhe, "Husband, I made him, I will collect his body! "

"The moonlight in front of the bed is probably frost on the ground. A couple of dogs and men, including you and you!" Oss didn't know where he learned such a poem, so he pointed at Qiao Shuhe and Ruan. Yiyi read it out.

Ruan Yiyi looked at Aussie, "You're such a bitch, you can't believe it if you throw your aunt's blood on your face!"

Aos was dumbfounded and asked her, "What is aunt's blood?"

"It's just killing your aunt and throwing blood on your face." Qiao Shuhe helped Ruan Yiyi explain.

Ruan Yiyi directly gave Qiao Shuhe a thumbs up. Her husband's IQ is as good as the sky's, it's simply blown away!

Oss really didn't understand what aunt's blood meant, so he looked at the two seriously and said, "I don't have an aunt!"

Ruan Yiyi couldn't help bursting out laughing, "I know you don't have an aunt, hahaha..."

Sure enough, Chinese culture has a long history, is extensive and profound, how can it be that you and other foreign guys can pick it up at their fingertips?

Seeing the mocking expressions of the two, Oss was also confused, and then remembered his purpose of finding them to settle accounts.

So she said to Ruan Yiyi, "Get out!"

"Why should I go out, don't you want to go shopping with my husband? I bought popcorn and watched the live broadcast, can't I?" After the woman finished speaking, she just sat down in such a big way.

It was Qiao Shuhe who stepped forward and spoke to her, and said softly, "I'm afraid the picture is too bloody, and it's not suitable for women and children to watch. Go and see Nina, we've been out for so long, it's impolite to leave her alone .”

Yo, dare you not let go of your little love!
If you dare to let me accompany your little love, are you really not afraid that my mother will abuse her to the point of bruising?
Ruan Yiyi got up straight away and walked towards the door.

Watch her go out and kill a piece of armor before coming back!

After Ruan Yiyi turned around and went out, Oss looked at Qiao Shuhe, "Qiao Shuhe, tell me, what do you mean by looking for your mother's death?"

He searched carefully with a search engine, and he really couldn't find the meaning of the whole sentence, but according to Qiao Shuhe's words, he searched one by one according to the literal meaning, but one came out that made him want to kill s answer.

Looking at Oss's expression, he could probably guess what he meant, so he raised his eyebrows, looked at Oss casually and said, "What else can it mean? I didn't say it, literally."

literal meaning……

"Who do you think is courting death?" Oss's high IQ completely turned into a wisp of smoke after meeting Qiao Shuhe and drifted away.

He really didn't want to admit that your mother is looking for death, this sentence was translated word by word, it turned out to be, are you fucking looking for death...

Qiao Shuhe shrugged, looked at Oss with ease and said, "Aren't you courting death, you jumped over to the fourth floor out of thin air and interrupted my good deed?"

"What's wrong with you holding my next daughter-in-law, I don't like it?" Oss looked at Qiao Shuhe and said, "You bullied my sister, and you still don't let go of my future wife, this will make us grow up. "

"Nina was sent by you, and I won't accept it. Turns out it was my occupation? Are you sure you are Ruan Yiyi's next wife, not my child's stepfather?" Qiao Shuhe gave Aussie a meaningful look ,ask.

Auston paused and said, "Where did the child pop out?"

"To be a godfather or a stepfather?" Qiao Shuhe asked.

Oss thought about it seriously, and said, "Be your father!"

"I'm afraid my family can't agree." Qiao Shuhe is very sure that her family's can can disagree.

Oss knew Qiao Shuhe well, so of course it was impossible not to know about Bai Cancan, he became interested when he mentioned Bai Cancan, and looked at him and said, "You said that if I tied up your mother and asked you to exchange Ruan Yiyi, would you Your mother still wants your daughter-in-law?"

"I want you……"

Before he finished speaking, Ruan Yiyi outside the door couldn't listen anymore, kicked open the door and said, "I bless you all!!"

After the woman finished speaking, she closed the door openly and left.

Now Qiao Shuhe and Oss stared at each other...

She really deserves to be Ruan Yiyi!

The ability to listen to the corner is more and more perfect after practice.

Qiao Shuhe's face darkened, but he saw the shameless Aussie looking at him shyly, and said, "When did you fall in love with me? Actually, I can't get your wife, and I can get you too. "

Can you imagine a man who looks like a David statue suddenly looking at you with a Mona Lisa smile?
Anyway, Qiao Shuhe saw it on Aussie's face.

I really can't stand it anymore.He took the plate next to him and threw it in the direction of Oss, and said, "I want your sister, it depends on whether you want my wife, my mother or your sister!"

"You mean Nina? I wanted to strangle her to death when I was a child. If you don't dislike her, you should do justice for the heavens."

"..." It's probably not her own...

……

in the restaurant.

Nina waited for a long time but did not find Ruan Yiyi and Qiao Shuhe. She had already seen the clues of the two of them. When she was about to get up, she saw Ruan Yiyi opened the door and walked in.

Ruan Yiyi looked at Nina with a ladylike smile on her face, "Sorry to keep you waiting. Why is my second brother missing?"

Knowingly ask!

It is simply the acting skills of an Oscar queen, coupled with the face of Marilyn Monroe, and the IQ of Einstein, Ruan Yiyi feels that she is simply invincible in the universe at this moment.

With just the right smile on her face, Nina said, "Shu He went to the bathroom."

"Oh. My second brother may have fallen into the toilet, let's eat first." After she finished speaking, she took the chopsticks and started to move.

Nina paused, and let her go, anyway, the main purpose is not to eat.

It's just that Ruan Yiyi looks thin and small, but she has a master of appetite.

While eating, she suddenly asked Nina, "Do you know Oss?"

It’s a good question, and it’s so pretending to ask it knowingly!

Nina nodded and said, "Some friends."

This is the first time Ruan Yiyi has heard that the two brothers and sisters are still described as a little friendly, and this is also a master of masters!
She asked, "Then what are you going to tell my second brother about Oss?"

"Let's talk about it when Shuhe comes back!" In fact, she had nothing to say, because Qiao Shuhe knew everything she knew, and besides, I am afraid that Qiao Shuhe knew Oss better than herself.

Ruan Yiyiquan is wary of being Nina.So I changed the subject and asked, "Are you and my second brother classmates in the United States?"

Nina smiled and nodded, "We are in the same school. Public classes are taught together, so we are indeed classmates."

Anyway, that's how she introduced Ruan Yiyi last time.

Ruan Yiyi nodded thoughtfully, and said, "My second brother is such a curmudgeon, but he is so gentle to you. You look very close, aren't you just classmates?"

"Shu He has always been very kind to people. The classmates all like him." She answered very cryptically.

Ruan Yiyi glanced at Nina and said, "If you like him, just tell me, and I won't tell you!"

Nina looked at Ruan Yiyi with a chuckle, and began to ask, "You and Shu He shouldn't be related by blood, right?"

"That might mean, it's been a family for 5000 years!"

This is not the answer...

"Seeing that Shu He takes good care of you, I think he likes you as a younger sister very much." Nina deliberately emphasized the word "sister" a little bit, as if reminding Ruan Yiyi of her identity.

Ruan Yiyi smiled harmlessly and said, "That's right! I took care of you, and even covered me with a quilt at night!"

"Ah?" Nina was stunned by Ruan Yiyi's sudden words, and looked at Ruan Yiyi with frowning eyes.

Ruan Yiyi looked at Nina innocently while eating the steak, "Why are you so surprised? My second brother took care of people when I was young, isn't he a few years older than me! My mother said that when I was young, she helped me cover Over the quilt!"

"Oh, so that's the case." Nina breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Ruan Yiyi.

"I ate the steak here last time, and it tasted pretty good." Seeing Ruan Yiyi eating every bite, Nina had no choice but to find something to talk about.

Ruan Yiyi nodded and smiled: "My second brother is also good at cooking."

"Shu He's craftsmanship is really good." Nina echoed with a smile.When I was outdoors in the United States, I once ate Qiao Shuhe's barbecue, and it was indeed very good.

But no, anyway, Ruan Yiyi misunderstood this!

Look, the young master has to cook in front of Goddess Nina!

How intimate is this relationship!

There was a slight smile on her face, and she looked at Nina, "Sister Nina is very discerning. My second brother is not only good at cooking, but also good at kissing! Has Sister Nina tried it?"

"..."