Genius baby: Mommy has orders, daddy please respect yourself

"I don't know what sister Yiyi likes to drink?" Nina asked gently.

Ruan Yiyi was about to speak, when Qiao Shuhe took her words and said to Nina, "As long as she can drink, she likes it."

"..." Qiao Shuhe, did I have a grudge against you in my previous life?
She looked at Nina with a half-smile on her face and said, "Yes! I like everything except Blue Mountain Coffee!"

"It seems that you really offended sister Yiyi." Nina looked at Qiao Shuhe with a gentle smile on her lips.

Qiao Shuhe was noncommittal, but added, "It seems that I will offend her in the future."

No matter what, I feel like a third party sitting next to me.

Ruan Yiyi simply got up before the coffee was served, looked at the two of them and said softly, "Keep talking, I'll go to the bathroom."

The smile on her face is really impeccable.She has been pretending to be a good girl in front of everyone for more than [-] years, and she can easily handle this kind of lady's expression every minute.

She got up and walked towards the bathroom.

In fact, she didn't intend to go to the toilet at all, she just didn't want to stay there and watch the two teams of dogs and men recall the past!
But the footsteps still walked towards the bathroom.It's just that just now when she reached the door, a strong gust of wind blew her in. By the time she saw the person coming, she was already pressed against the door of the bathroom by the man in front of her.

He locked the door from the inside with his backhand.The appearance of bowing his head and propping the door, that is called a seductive appearance.

Ruan Yiyi frowned, looked at the uninvited guest who appeared in front of her, and said coldly, "You fucker let me go first."

"What's the rush, are you shy?" Oss stretched out his fingers and picked Ruan Yiyi's chin.

The corner of Ruan Yiyi's mouth twitched into a smirk, and she directly squeezed Oss's injured arm.

Fortunately, Oss quickly retracted the finger that he had slapped Ruan Yiyi, and he frowned and looked at Ruan Yiyi, "I said Miss Eleven, why are you so cruel? I'm going to be your husband in the future man!"

"I'm so keen to see a defective product like you?" Ruan Yiyi knew that she was no match for Aussie, but she was more slick than anyone else.

Oss looked down at the woman in front of him with dissatisfaction. He was a generation of geniuses, how could he become a defective product in this woman's mouth?

"If you say that about your future husband, he will be very unhappy!"

"What does it matter to you that my future husband is unhappy? I said why didn't my current husband just shoot and kill you?" Ruan Yiyi gave Oss a blank stare, her face full of disgust.

A sinister smile curled up on the corner of Oss's mouth, and he said, "Your future husband will give you a happy sex life in the future! You can't beat him to death."

"Do you know that in our country, only Xiaoqiang can't be beaten to death?"

"What is Xiaoqiang?"

"It's you! Look at the mirror, how much you look like him. A handsome Xiaoqiang, an unbeatable Xiaoqiang." Ruan Yiyi pointed to the mirror behind Oss.

Oss really didn't understand what Xiaoqiang meant, so he turned his head curiously, but Ruan Yiyi took advantage of this moment and directly raised her foot, hitting a certain man's vitals.

Oss covered his lower body in pain and squatted down.

"ouch! You vicious woman, are you really going to ruin your happiness for the rest of your life?" Oss squatted on the ground grinning in pain.

Ruan Yiyi frowned, pretended to be guilty and squatted in front of Oss, and asked him softly, "Does it hurt?"

Oss didn't expect Ruan Yiyi to be so gentle, her elk-like eyes were so soft that they almost dripped water, as if they were made of water.

He can be regarded as an iron man and nodded tenderly, and said one word, "It hurts~"

"It hurts?" Ruan Yiyi looked at Oss, raised the corners of her lips, and said, "It's just that it hurts! Let your kid have nothing to do with the good women. If you don't have the skills, you can learn from others. You go home and find your sister." Can you come out after you have practiced your skills?"

"..." I knew that Eleven really didn't follow this gentle route.

He looked at Ruan Yiyi innocently, "Why is my sister involved in this matter? Could it be that you were jealous when you saw her flirting with your husband?"

Ruan Yiyi got up proudly, and glanced at Oss lightly: "Jealous? Your sister, I don't know how to write the word jealous!"

"That's right, you have a lot of vinegar strokes in Chinese. It should be normal for your IQ to be unable to write." Oss stopped writing, stood up from the ground, and provoked Ruan Yiyi with his fluent Chinese.

Can you imagine your mentality when you are complained by a foreigner about your bad Chinese?

Anyway, Ruan Yiyi wanted to kill people.

He kicked Oss viciously directly, "Nima is good at Chinese, you are good at Chinese, please translate for me!"

"Translate what?" Oss looked at Ruan Yiyi confidently, there was no Chinese he couldn't translate.

Ruan Yiyi thought about it carefully, and said: "A three-year-old girl who raped and helped the bed, and a sixty-year-old man who was sixty years old was kidnapped. The villain is ashamed to do it. You have no face, what can I do? Anyway, it is to describe you, you weigh yourself Weigh!"

After Ruan Yiyi finished speaking, she opened the door of the toilet. If she didn't leave, it would be fine if Oss didn't know the answer. If he really knew the answer, he would kill herself first and then commit suicide.

But she never expected that when she opened the door, she would see Qiao Shuhe with his hands in his pockets, leaning gracefully and lazily by the door, as if he was waiting for her to come out. It seemed that he had been waiting for a long time...

"Hahaha... My husband, what a coincidence!" Ruan Yiyi looked at Qiao Shuhe innocently.

Qiao Shuhe raised his eyebrows, and said calmly, "It's quite a coincidence. I thought it would take an hour or two for you to be willing to come out."

"Hehe..." Ruan Yiyi swore that this was the most embarrassing smile she had ever seen in her life.

Although I didn't do anything in the toilet, I always felt like being caught in bed.

In fact, did she really do nothing?

Ruan Yiyi looked at Qiao Shuhe and asked, "Husband, why are you willing to come here?"

"See if you're constipated."

"..." Nima, can you speak well, you are constipated, your whole family is constipated!No, your whole family is not constipated, only you are constipated!
"Husband, let's go, you Nina should be in a hurry." Ruan Yiyi pulled Qiao Shuhe and was about to leave.

Oss in the toilet suddenly chased him out. Originally, he wanted to ask what those words meant just now, but he suddenly saw Qiao Shuhe, and he stretched out his hand to Qiao Shuhe happily. He said hello, "Young Master Qiao, what a coincidence, why did I meet you?"

"I have to ask you this. When you molest other people's wives, shouldn't you ask other people's husbands if they have any opinions?" Ruan Yiyi looked at Oss after finishing speaking, then turned her head and complained to Qiao Shuhe, "Husband , this guy teases me!"

"Oh? How did you flirt?" Qiao Shuhe asked.

"..." Ruan Yiyimo, Nima still asked what happened?

"Young Master Qiao, how about I reenact the scene for you?" Oss became interested, looking at Qiao Shuhe happily and asked.

Qiao Shuhe smiled wickedly and said, "By the way, was it your left hand or your right hand that I shot that day? Are you ready?"

"..." Husband, the way you threaten people is really... so handsome!

Oss' expression darkened, and he said, "You're reminding me that you still owe me a shot!"

"Return it if you have the ability!" Ruan Yiyi stood in front of Qiao Shuhe as if protecting a calf.

Qiao Shuhe was quite satisfied with his wife's action.

He stretched out his hand to wrap around the woman's slender waist, looked down at her and said, "In the future, if you meet someone who knows how to seduce you, remember not to be soft-hearted."

"Remember my husband's teachings, whoever dares to tease my old lady later, if you don't beat him up, you will at least make him paralyzed!" The couple sang together like a double reed, which made Oss's expression darker.

Qiao Shuhe walked two steps with Ruan Yiyi in his arms, then suddenly turned to look at Aussie and said, "That's right. Raised a three-year-old girl on the bed, and kidnapped a sixty-year-old man. The villain is ashamed to do it. You have no face." Wu Naierhe? Its interpretation is: from 99 to [-], you will not let you go, the villain is ashamed to be named after you, you are shameless, what can I do with you? In addition You say: Your mother is looking for death. According to your IQ, don’t think in too complicated directions, it’s just the literal meaning.”

After he finished speaking, he turned around with Ruan Yiyi in his arms and left lovingly.

Ruan Yiyi was also in a daze, she had heard everything about Ganqinger! !
He looked at Qiao Shuhe, and asked him stupidly, "What does it mean that your mother is looking for death?"

Qiao Shuhe didn't answer her, but turned around and pushed the private room next to her, pushed the woman into the private room, and locked the door.

He pressed her behind the door, and before he even had a chance to speak, he bent down and kissed her red lips.

His fiery kiss rolled between her lips and tongue, so proficient that she couldn't stand it at all, and even forgot how to breathe...

It took him a long time to let go of her who was exhausted.

Ruan Yiyi took a deep breath, and then gave the man a heavy fist on the chest, "Qiao Shuhe, are you sick?"

The man easily intercepted her next powder punch, his voice was hoarse, "Ruan Yiyi, stay away from that Oss from now on!"

What do you mean?
Nima just allows you and Nina to have sex with each other, and she is not allowed to be ambiguous with others?
This only allowed the state officials to set fires and not allow the common people to light lamps. Qiao Shuhe, you have carried it out quite thoroughly! !

Ruan Yiyi also had a bad temper, so she immediately looked at him and said, "Are you sick? The deputy director is addicted, but I'm not your subordinate, so it's none of your business!"

"You are indeed not my subordinate, you are my wife, remember?" He raised her sharp chin and asked her.

Ruan Yiyi was stunned, and asked out of the same channel, "Are you serious?"

"..." Qiao Shuhe knocked on Ruan Yiyi's head, frowned, "Ruan Yiyi, I really want to pry open your brain to see what kind of tofu is in your mind!"