Genius baby: Mommy has orders, daddy please respect yourself

When Ruan Yiyi yelled, Jeffrey led the people into the car and didn't hear it, but Qiao Shuhe stopped.

He turned his head, glanced at her lightly, and asked intentionally, "What did you call me just now?"

Animals!

"Husband~" Ruan Yiyi called softly, the smile on her face was as bright as a flower.

Qiao Shuhe was satisfied, turned back and walked to Ruan Yiyi, and deliberately asked her, "Do you know what the name husband means?"

She only knows that it is a kind of name for the Chinese "eunuch" by old Beijingers...

Well, if she said that, she would be blown to death.Even if he wasn't killed by the bomb, he would probably be played to death by Qiao Shuhe.

Ruan Yiyi thought for a while and said, "It's a common name for her husband."

"That's a good explanation." How could he not know what the woman was thinking, so he deliberately made things difficult, "Do you know what the meaning of this name is?"

Also ask the meaning?

Qiao Shuhe, you were sent by the Chinese teacher, right?

Do you still want to ask for synonyms?
The corner of Ruan Yiyi's mouth twitched, and she could only ask innocently, "What's the point?"

"We love each other for a long time." He actually explained to her in a good mood.

Love each other for a long time?
She and Joe Shuhe?
Give me a break……

She looked up at him and said, "How about I change my name?"

Qiao Shuhe knew what this woman was thinking, so he looked at her thoughtfully and said, "Think about any synonyms for husband, and you can choose one. I don't mind."

Nima was indeed sent by the Chinese teacher.

"Tell me, what other synonyms do you have besides husband?" Ruan Yiyi looked at Qiao Shuhe speechlessly.

He has the ability, but he said it!

She looked at him with contemptuous little eyes, but he really had the ability to tell her a lot.

"Beloved, official, lang, lord, lord, lord, you choose one."

"..." Ruan Yiyi thought for a while and said, "I'll call you Husband... But are you sure you want to discuss the address when your wife is standing on the bomb? After the old lady is killed by the bomb, do you want to find some How many women call you husband if a woman calls you husband? Do you want me to be killed? Then I will find you a second, third, fourth, and fifth to call you an official, a gentleman, and a gentleman, right?"

Ruan Yiyi said so many words, but Qiao Shuhe only heard two words.

"Old lady?" He raised his eyebrows and looked at Ruan Yiyi.

Ruan Yiyi finally gave up and said, "I'm talking about my wife, your wife. Can you still save your wife?"

"Save, of course." He said.

Ruan Yiyi became angry, "Then don't hurry!"

Nima, if she couldn't move, why would she be so aggrieved?If she didn't bring her mobile phone, wouldn't she be able to find a rescuer?If he hadn't gotten into Qiao Shuhe, would she have gotten into this mess?

Qiao Shuhe finally moved, so he bent down and squatted in front of Ruan Yiyi.

Ruan Yiyi thought that Qiao Shuhe's conscience found out and planned to dismantle the bomb for herself, but who knew that this fellow squatted on the ground and looked up at her and said, "I have a bad attitude, I don't want to do it for me."

Second uncle! !

If it weren't for her being unable to move, she would have jumped up and kicked him against the wall, the kind that he couldn't even pull off!

But the fact is that she had to look at Qiao Shuhe with a smile and said, "Husband, your wife and I are so gentle, will this make you want to do it for me?"

Qiao Shuhe raised the corners of his lips evilly, and said, "My wife didn't just say that, I heard that my wife can sleep. Wife, have you decided on your posture?"

Miss... miss your whole family!

Ruan Yiyi had a smile on her face that wished she could kill Qiao Shuhe, and finally she nodded and said without integrity, "Husband, you have the final say..."

Qiao Shuhe nodded in satisfaction, "Honey, how often do you think it's more appropriate to live together as a couple?"

Qiao Shuhe, I will kill your whole family!

"What does my husband think?" Ruan Yiyi smiled like a flower, but her eyes were scarlet.

Qiao Shuhe thought for a while and said, "Does my wife think it's appropriate to do it twice a day or three times a day?"

"Qiao Shuhe, I committed suicide!!" Ruan Yiyi finally broke down.This guy was sent by God to punish her, absolutely!
Qiao Shuhe paused, got up, and directly hugged the woman horizontally.Then there was a ghostly smile on the corner of his mouth, he looked down at the woman who was in a state of shock, and said with a smile, "Honey, you are so stupid, I must have been kicked out of my head by a donkey to marry you back home."

Ruan Yiyi hooked Qiao Shuhe's neck, and looked back at the position she had just stood on.Can someone tell her why the bomb didn't explode at all?

Why?Why?Why?
As if seeing Ruan Yiyi's doubts, Qiao Shuhe walked forward while hugging her, while explaining: "Oss indeed planted a landmine, but it was an explosive mine. It was buried a few centimeters deep in the ground, usually by It takes about 5-16 kilograms of pressure to trigger a person stepping on the pressure plate. The lethality is not great, and it is only a leg. However, the use of landmines has long been banned by international conventions. Landmines are not sold in the international market today. No one produced it, the landmine just now was just a dead mine, and Oss would not abandon all the high technology to waste time to make a real mine just to trap us, understand?"

Ruan Yiyi really understood.

but……

"Did you know that you didn't say it earlier, did you know why you didn't just go after that scumbag!" Ruan Yiyi looked at Qiao Shuhe indignantly.

Qiao Shuhe explained, "Before I crossed the infrared ray, I had no reason to know whether the infrared ray was really connected to the alarm. When I didn't turn off the alarm myself, I couldn't be sure if there was really a bomb buried within 200 meters." Bomb. When I don't know if there is a bomb, I can't leave the infrared ray safely. Since I can't pass through the infrared ray, how can I go after Os. Besides, since he spent time doing this trap, it also proves that Since he is a foolproof person, how could he be captured so easily."

"Then you know that he can't be caught without a fight, why are you following him? Are you stupid?" Ruan Yiyi asked.

Qiao Shuhe frowned. When he investigated the location of Oss, he planned to meet this so-called genius.

But of course he knew that the tracked location must be fake.So when he compared the data of the chips, he discovered this problem.

The reason why he locked Ruan Yiyi in the room was because he knew that Ruan Yiyi would find ways to get out.

And Oss is a smart and conceited person, as can be seen from the clues he left in the surveillance they arranged.And he clearly expressed his interest in Ruan Yiyi.

So Qiao Shuhe took advantage of this and used Ruan Yiyi as a bait.

Sure enough, Oss was indeed interested in Ruan Yiyi.So he went into Xishen alone, stole Qiao Muchen's sports car in public, and deliberately made Ruan Yiyi mistake the person in the sports car for Qiao Shuhe.

Finally, Ruan Yiyi was brought to the position that had been designed earlier.

The reason why Qiao Shuhe didn't stop all this from happening was because he believed that he could put Ruan Yiyi in an absolutely safe position, and secondly, he wanted to personally confirm how smart and capable Oss was.

The only thing that comforts him is that Ruan Yiyi is indeed better than he imagined, and that Oss seems to be smarter than he imagined.

Anyway, Ruan Yiyi couldn't figure out what happened.All day long, I was really tired.So when Qiao Shuhe carried her into the car, he was so tired that he fell asleep.

When he woke up again, the car had parked in the villa smoothly.

Xu Min probably made up his mind to get involved in Qiao Shuhe's married life because he had enough travels.

So when Qiao Shuhe and Ruan Yiyi came home, Xu Min was watching boring TV programs with Qiao Mingzong on the sofa in the living room.

Seeing Qiao Shuhe and Ruan Yiyi coming back so late, Xu Min looked at them with some displeasure, "Why did you come back so late?"

Ruan Yiyi never thought that Xu Min and Qiao Mingzong woke up after dozing off on the spot in the villa, and found that Qiao Muchen was still hugging her, so she immediately began to struggle.

However, the man who hugged him didn't mean to let go at all.

Instead, he looked at Qiao Mingzong and Xu Min calmly, "Grandpa and grandma haven't rested yet?"

"You didn't go home in the middle of the night, how did your grandpa and I rest peacefully?" Xu Min asked with some reproach.

Ruan Yiyi quickly opened her mouth and said, "I'm sorry, we..."

"We went out for supper. Grandma Gui is getting old, so I'm afraid she will be tired." Qiao Shuhe took over Ruan Yiyi's topic and said to Xu Min and Qiao Mingzong.

Xu Min nodded and said, "Sister Gui is getting old, it makes sense not to tire her, but since you have the habit of eating late at night, you should hire another servant. Besides, now that Yiyi is pregnant, You took Yiyi out to make trouble at night, what are you talking about?"

Ruan Yiyi frowned, how could she explain that she was not pregnant?

This is simply a super difficult question to ask, after all looking at Xu Min's expectant eyes, Ruan Yiyi really can't say it.

Taking advantage of Ruan Yiyi's silence, Qiao Shuhe looked at Xu Min and said, "Grandma's lesson is that you just hired an extra servant. Isn't there an extra light bulb in the villa? Since I'm newly married, I naturally hope to spend more time with my wife." A world for two."

How reasonable what Qiao Shuhe said was!

Anyway, it made Ruan Yiyi's thick skin red.

Qiao Mingzong, who was on the side, couldn't help looking at Xu Min and said with a smile, "Let's go back to Qiao's old house! You see, his grandson thinks my husband and wife are light bulbs. If you live here again, Guoguo I won't give you a hug when I give birth to a grandson."

"Yes, yes, young people nowadays are more capable than each other. They all hope to live a two-person world. When we were young, we didn't have such a good life as the young people now." Although Xu Min said so , but still got up with Qiao Mingzong.

She turned her head and explained to Qiao Shuhe, "I sent someone to order maternity clothes, and they will be delivered in about two days. Don't let Yiyi run around by then, the men in our Qiao family love their wives. "

Ruan Yiyi glanced at the direction Qiao Mingzong and Xu Min left.

It is said that the men of the Qiao family love their wives the most...

Looking at it like this, she, Qiao Shuhe, should be the only exception in their Qiao family.Otherwise, why would it be like playing tricks on her all the time...

That's right, they didn't get married because they were in love.

Thinking of this, Ruan Yiyi gave the man a cold look and said, "Can you let me down now?"