Genius baby: Mommy has orders, daddy please respect yourself

When Oss saw Qiao Shuhe, he was stunned for a second, and then he suddenly put his arms around Ruan Yiyi and laughed at Qiao Shuhe, "It seems that you are indeed worthy of the legend about you, but you used a woman to lure me out Isn't the method too despicable?"

"It doesn't matter whether the means are despicable or not, the most important thing is whether it is useful or not. After all, for despicable people, using the method of getting rid of is the most appropriate."

Ruan Yiyi was confused, why did she feel that this perverted bastard knew Qiao Shuhe?Sounds like a lot to do.

However, no matter what the relationship between these two scumbags is, it has nothing to do with her!

Ruan Yiyi turned her head to look at Oss, who was imprisoning herself in her arms, "Are you perverted? My aunt is a psychiatrist, let her help you?"

This was the first time Oss saw such an eloquent woman in front of him, so he nodded with interest and said, "When will she show it to me? Actually, I would rather I show it to you."

"..." Ruan Yiyi stomped on Ossi's foot when Oss was not paying attention, and then grabbed the man's wrist for a counter-grab.

The man's strength was too great, Ruan Yiyi couldn't hold herself still, so she finally gave up first, and then ran in the direction of Qiao Shuhe recklessly.

At this moment, Qiao Shuhe, who has always been indifferent, seems to be the only man who can give her a sense of security.

Oss was not very happy when he saw him, so he looked at Ruan Yiyi, and deliberately told the truth, "The man next to you is the man who rejected the CIA? He looks good in every way, but he is not as good as me. It's a little bit worse, it's from betraying you. You shouldn't stay by his side."

Ruan Yiyi looked back at Qiao Shuhe, and asked calmly, "Hehe, have you betrayed me?"

Qiao Shuhe raised his eyebrows, noncommittal, but it was not really a betrayal.

Regarding Qiao Shuhe's silence, Oss said even more aggressively, "You should abandon the man next to you and throw yourself into my arms. After all, I can give you more postures. Give you different enjoyment."

"..." Ruan Yiyi glanced at Oss, "You look like a dog, why are you so outspoken? Even if I want to change my posture, my mother, it's not your turn. Besides, this is a big betrayal." I didn't do it once or twice, so I want you to worry about it?"

Apart from being speechless, Oss seemed to be unable to find a more suitable word to describe his mood.

Could it be that the relationship between this woman and Young Master Qiao is the legendary one willing to fight and the other willing to suffer?That's how it should be said in Chinese, right?

Oss looked at Ruan Yiyi, "Why do you support a man who betrayed you? Do you love him?"

Ruan Yiyi shook her head directly, "Whether you love him or not has anything to do with you?"

Oss seemed to be genuinely interested in the relationship between the two, so when he heard what Ruan Yiyi said, he immediately came to a conclusion and said, "It seems that you don't love him, but since you don't love him, Why support him?"

"He's doing a good job, do you have an opinion?" Ruan Yiyi has always been a big talker, it's enough for her to speak straightforwardly, and she doesn't care about the eyes of outsiders, such as Qiao Shuhe at this moment.

The corner of Qiao Shuhe's mouth was filled with a smile, he really couldn't underestimate the astonishment of this woman's words.

Oss smiled, "My job is not bad, would you like to try it with me?"

"Then would you like to come back to the CIA with me?" she asked.

Oss nodded, "You and I try a few more poses and I will accompany you back to the CIA."

"Do you want to try dismembering the body by five horses or decapitating?" Ruan Yiyi asked.

Qiao Shuhe thought for a while and said, "Thousand arrows piercing the heart is also good."

Listening to the sound of the alarm bell coming from outside the alley, Oss smiled at Ruan Yiyi and Qiao Shuhe, "I won't be with you today, and if Miss Eleven understands it some other day, let's try a few more poses."

After Oss finished speaking, he turned around and was about to leave.

Emboldened by Qiao Shuhe, Ruan Yiyi yelled at Oss, "It's not that easy to leave!"

However, she was raising her feet to catch up, but Qiao Shuhe grabbed her arm.

Ruan Yiyi was turning her head to look at Qiao Shuhe in doubt, and when she wanted to ask him what was wrong with his nerve, she saw Qiao Shuhe directly scanning the situation around them with an infrared detector.

It was only then that Ruan Yiyi realized that the surroundings of her and Qiao Shuhe were covered with infrared rays.

Oss laughed triumphantly from the depths of the alley, "Shao Qiao is really smart. I know that the infrared rays are connected to the lives of people within 500 meters."

"What do you mean?" Ruan Yiyi yelled into the depths of the alley.

Sure enough, Oss's arrogant voice came from the depths of the alley: "Infrared rays are connected to bombs, and there are bombs within 500 meters."

"Your sister's bastard!!" Ruan Yiyi yelled into the air.

After letting out a bad breath, Ruan Yiyi took the small infrared detector in Qiao Shuhe's hand and asked, "I'll shoot, you go out?"

Qiao Shuhe took a deep look at Ruan Yiyi, then suddenly said in a wicked tone, "Let me ejaculate!"

Why does this sound more and more evil?

Ruan Yiyi returned the small infrared detector to Qiao Shuhe.

Jeffrey rushed over on time, but saw that only Ruan Yiyi and Qiao Shuhe were left in the alley, and did not see the mysterious Oss.

"Joe, what's going on?" Jeffrey asked.

Ruan Yiyi said, "That pervert trapped us in the infrared. Look where the infrared emitter is."

Jeffrey nodded and went to find the infrared blaster.However, Qiao Shuhe stopped him.

"Front, 50 meters, right wall." Qiao Shuhe said.

Jeffrey didn't doubt for a moment, and walked directly in the direction Qiao Shuhe said.

Sure enough, Jeffrey found the launcher at the location that Joe Shuhe said.

"Joe Da, can this thing be turned off?" Jeffrey asked.

Ruan Yiyi shook her head and said, "Of course it can be shut down, but that bastard just said that the infrared rays are connected to the bombs buried 200 meters away. If you don't want to die, you should evacuate the people within 200 meters away."

Jeffrey frowned, "200 meters?"

Ruan Yiyi nodded, but Qiao Shuhe said, "No need."

After he finished speaking, he turned around and handed the small infrared detector to Ruan Yiyi, "Stand here and take a look."

Ruan Yiyi pursed her lips, and looked at Qiao Shuhe, "Sure enough, it's inhumane! Just now you said that you ejaculated in a high-sounding manner, but now you have the nerve to leave first?"

Nima, the bed sheets were rolled for nothing, and the postures were all for nothing! !

Regarding Ruan Yiyi's complaint, Qiao Shuhe just said calmly, "Didn't you mind if I betrayed you?"

"..." Shoot and shoot!

Ruan Yiyi turned on the infrared detector and watched Qiao Shuhe easily cross the obstacle.

Then he walked directly in the direction where Jeffrey was standing.

Seeing that he moved very skillfully, he turned off the infrared ray.They didn't even give Ruan Yiyi any time to prepare.

Ruan Yiyi didn't react until she saw Jeffrey covering his head.

The entire area did not have the explosion phenomenon that Oss just mentioned.It was as peaceful as ever.

Could it be that the pervert just designed the infrared ray as a joke but didn't plant the bomb?

But even so, can Qiao Shuhe explain first, not everyone in the world is as smart as him!
Before Ruan Yiyi's pent-up temper came out, she heard Qiao Shuhe say to herself, "How long are you going to stand on the bomb?"

Ruan Yiyi glanced at Qiao Shuhe, "Didn't you say there were no bombs?"

Qiao Shuhe said, "There are no other places, but there are under your feet."

Ruan Yiyi widened her eyes, "Then if there is one under my feet, if I leave, wouldn't it explode?"

"So you have two options, leave your current position and be killed by the bomb, or you continue to stand on it and wait until you lose your strength and be killed by the bomb," Qiao Shuhe said.

Ruan Yiyi still looked at Qiao Shuhe incomprehensibly, "What do you mean?"

"The load-bearing capacity of this bomb is a person's weight, more than 35 kilograms and less than 35 kilograms. If it is less than 35 kilograms, it will explode when the infrared alarm is triggered, and it will explode if it is more than [-] kilograms. Your weight is just right. More than [-] and less than [-]. And the most unfortunate thing is that even if the infrared light is turned off, it will still explode." Qiao Shuhe patiently explained to Ruan Yiyi who was standing still and did not dare to move.

Only then did Ruan Yiyi understand, "You mean that what the bastard said just now that there are bombs buried is true? But it's not that there are bombs around 200 meters away, but only under my feet? Nima little bastard, he How did you know we would be standing here!"

Qiao Shuhe didn't explain, because it was obvious that all of this was a trap designed by Oss, and Oss is best at mathematics and is good at calculations.Therefore, every step they take should be within the calculation range of Oss.

So probably within the scope of their activities, they were all bombed by Oss.It's just that he will choose the infrared alarm according to where they stand in the end.

Since Qiao Shuhe didn't answer, Ruan Yiyi had no choice but to say, "In short, this means that I will be killed anyway?"

Jeffrey proudly stepped forward and said to Ruan Yiyi, "Of course not. After all, Qiao Da is a well-known expert in bomb disposal. You must know that in those days, land mines and the like were simply trivial issues. , a matter of minutes."

Ruan Yiyi immediately set her sights on Qiao Shuhe, but she just had a glimmer of hope when she heard Qiao Shuhe suddenly say to Jeffrey, "Return to the team, return to Xishen."

"Ah?" Jeffrey looked at Qiao Shuhe in surprise. Isn't the person who stepped on the landmine Qiao Da's wife?What does it mean to turn your face and deny people at this minute?
Qiao Shuhe glanced at Jeffrey coldly, "Do I need to repeat it, or clean your ears?"

Jeffrey quickly shook his head, and shouted, "Close the team! Go back to Xishen!"

Ruan Yiyi finally got mad and yelled, "Honey, don't leave! You will be widowed if you leave..."