Genius baby: Mommy has orders, daddy please respect yourself

Cancan hid behind Qiao Muchen without saying a word, she held Qiao Muchen's sleeve tightly, looked in Xu Min's direction with fear and said to Qiao Muchen, "Your mother won't really want to hack me to death, will she?"

"If you want to cut me, you have to kill me first. You pull me so tightly, it's not your turn to play." Qiao Muchen suddenly remembered that just before entering the door, a certain woman had threatened to make a heroic sacrifice.

When Xu Min saw the beauty hiding behind Qiao Muchen, her expression naturally couldn't be better.

"Do you think you won't have to cook if you hide behind Muchen?" Xu Min walked up to Qiao Muchen, pulled Cancan out from behind him, and handed the kitchen knife into her hand.

Cancan looked at Qiao Muchen suspiciously, and then said to Xu Min, "Did you give me the kitchen knife just to let me cook?"

"Am I going to chop you twice again? You put your brain in the Bai family and forgot to bring it out, right?" Xu Min stared at Charm's brain with a look of disgust.

Cancan pursed her lips, she finally knew who Qiao Muchen learned this hurtful trick from! !
Facing Xu Min who made things difficult for her, Cancan just said calmly, "I don't use a kitchen knife to cook."

Qiao Muchen made a black-bellied smile. His wife really doesn't use a kitchen knife to cook, because scrambled eggs, steamed eggs, poached eggs, and egg soup don't seem to use a kitchen knife.

Qiao Muchen looked at Xu Min who was about to watch a good show, "Mom, if I can give you one piece of advice, it's best not to bring her into the kitchen."

Because he just ate an egg with an eggshell this morning.

But Xu Min sat on the sofa leisurely, and said lightly, "If you want to be the daughter-in-law of my Qiao family, you can't win the first place in Wen Tao Wu Lue, at least you have to be proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and you can use everything you need. will use."

Wentao Wulue?Is this the country wanting to select talents?
Music, chess, calligraphy and painting?Do you really think she was selected for the palace draft?

Diesel, rice, oil and salt?She really doesn't believe that Qiao's family burns firewood!

It's clear to show her face!

Seeing Cancan's lowered head in deep thought, Xu Min said mercilessly, "Miss Bai, do you think so?"

It's a fart!

"Yes yes yes. Piano, chess, calligraphy and painting! I can play the piano, twinkling and twinkling, but does single key count?" Charm smiled innocently and looked at Xu Min.

Xu Min was speechless.

Cancan racked her brains, and finally said proudly, "Chess, I know backgammon.

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Qiao Muchen: ...

These three-year-olds can do it.

"But whether I can win or not is out of my control. As for books, although I don't like them very much, I can still read romance novels. As for paintings, I think I should be abstract. Art, look What is valuable is what you don't understand. Isn't it? Husband!" Cancan kicked Qiao Muchen who was sitting on the sofa with an uncontrollable smile.It made Cancan scratch her heart and lungs.

Qiao Muchen nodded, and then he opened his mouth to look at Xu Min, "Are we an ancient monarchy? Mom, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Look, she's not that kind of material either."

"..." Why is she not that material!
Before Cancan had time to refute, Qiao Muchen said again, "Besides, I'm identifying this person, not his skills in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. If I have to do everything, why don't I hire a painter or literati?"

"You and your father carved out the elbow turning out in the same mold!" Xu Min gave Qiao Muchen a supercilious look, but didn't intend to compete with Qiao Muchen.

Instead, she turned around and looked at Charm who was still standing there, "Why are you standing here stupidly? Go to the kitchen with a kitchen knife. Let alone our Qiao family's daughter-in-law must at least go up to the hall and down to the kitchen."

Cancan, who was holding a kitchen knife, really wanted to ask, is it necessary to beat mistresses and hooligans?
Cancan held the kitchen knife and walked towards the kitchen as if killing a pig.

The chef in the kitchen was frightened by the charming formation, and everyone in the kitchen retreated and hid aside.

Cancan really wanted to tell the group of chefs to ignore her existence, but Xu Min's cannibalistic eyes suffocated her back.

Can she apply for a refurbishment?Because she felt that she was not only unsuitable for piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but also not suitable for cooking.

Xu Min took all the chefs out, and only Can Chan stayed in the kitchen foolishly.

She looked at the lively fish in front of her, and called Moxi immediately, "If I want to kill a fish, what should I do first?"

"Why did you kill a fish?" Moxi was sitting on the sofa, switching TV channels boredly, when he received such an inexplicable call.She was glad that Charm hadn't asked her what to do to kill someone.

Cancan explained what happened to Moxie.Moxi broke down and said, "I know what to do first to kill a person! My dear, I have grown up so much that I have never eaten noodles. You are sure you are not kidding me when you ask me how to cook steamed sea bass! "

"I also think God is teasing me! If I hadn't respected the old and loved the young since I was a child, and was afraid of thunder, I would have killed Qiao Muchen with a knife right now!" Can Can asked Cang Tian, ​​squatting in the pool Looking at the lively perch in front of you.

Moxi hurriedly fell off the sofa, then ran towards his kitchen and said to Charm, "I'll find a chef to teach you right now, just wait!"

After a while, Cancan heard Moxi's voice from the other end of the phone, "Ke Zimo, put down the knife, and teach Cancan how to kill fish."

"Grandma, I came to your house to help you cook, and you still recruit students to teach me?" Ke Zimo's displeased voice came from the opposite side.

Charm, however, seemed to have found a savior. She had no time to worry about how Ke Zimo would work as a cook in Moxi's house, so she directly asked Ke Zimo excitedly, "What should I do first if I want to kill a bass?"

"Put the bass on the cutting board." Moxie turned on the loudspeaker.Ke Zimo spoke to the phone.

Charm also turned on the speakerphone on her phone, then rolled up her sleeves and started fishing for bass in the pond.

But the fish was not caught, but the water was splashed all over...

"You have to tell me how to get the fish out of the water first..." Charm wiped the water off her face in frustration.

Ke Zimo was also speechless, "Fill it up with your hands!"

Ke Zimo's voice came from the opposite side, and Charm took a deep breath, looking at the perch that was alive and energetic, "Sister, I don't believe that I can't beat you to death today!"

Charm took off her coat, and pushed herself down into the pool.

The hard work paid off, she tried her best, and finally put the fish on the cutting board, but this big guy kept jumping.

Charm asked for help on the phone, "What should I do next?"

"Press the squid's body, and use the back of the kitchen knife to hit it hard on the head. Knock it out first, then talk."

"You must be kidding me! I'd better knock myself out first!" Just as Charm was complaining, the perch jumped too hard and jumped directly to the ground.By the way, he knocked over the kitchen knife that was placed aside.

It was too late to say it, and then it was too late, and Cancan raised her feet in horror, so that the so-called human tragedy was not caused.

The man watching the show at the door was so scared that his heart almost jumped out at this moment.He swears that he has lived for so long, and has never seen such a crime scene.

Qiao Muchen stepped forward to pick up the kitchen knife, and looked at a woman in a panic, "Are you all right?"

"Qiao Muchen, knock me out. I've thought up all the excuses for you. Just say that I didn't eat breakfast, and I passed out due to lack of iron, zinc, and calcium." Cancan clasped her hands together, looking at Qiao Muchen in shock.

Qiao Muchen looked at the woman helplessly and amusedly, "I think you are short-hearted!"

Qiao Muchen hung up the phone, picked up the perch on the ground, and dismembered it effortlessly.

Can Can was stunned when he saw it.He thought that Qiao Muchen's noble hands were only suitable for holding a pen to sign a document, or drinking coffee and red wine.But I didn't expect that even such a bloody thing could be done with ease...

Cancan is completely looking at the handsome man in front of him with the eyes of an idol.

The man tapped the woman's dull head, opened his arms and said softly, "Tie the apron on me."

So happy to oblige!

Charm hurriedly took off her useless apron.

She gently tiptoed and hung the apron around his neck, wrapped her arms around his strong waist, leaned quietly against his chest, and groped to tie the rope.

"How are you going to thank me after today?" His voice sounded softly above her head, so magnetic that it made her feel a little dizzy.

Cancan simply hugged his strong waist coquettishly, with a sweet smile, "How can I thank you even if I promised myself? How about I make you a poached egg with love tomorrow morning."

"There's no need for poached eggs..." Now that he heard the word poached eggs, he felt sick to his stomach.

Cancan let go of Qiao Muchen, and she raised her eyes to look at him, "It is said that if a man really likes that woman, no matter how unpalatable the woman's food is, that man will eat it all without hesitation! Qiao Muchen , you don't like me, do you?"

"It just proves the truth that there is a difference between ideals and reality."

Why does this sound so familiar...

"Qiao Muchen, you must report your flaws!" Cancan accused Qiao Muchen.

Qiao Muchen made a gesture to take off the apron, but he did not forget to say threateningly, "The defect will be reported, that is, I take off the apron, turn around and leave."

"You are unparalleled in the world for your brilliance, martial arts, handsomeness, and beauty. My blemishes will be repaid for my stupidity. Is it okay? Hmm?" Charm grabbed Qiao Muchen's shoulder and began to play tricks. If Qiao Muchen really turned around and left.She might just serve herself out as a plate of steamed sea bass later!

Fortunately, this kind of shamelessness plus self-defamation is very beneficial to Qiao Muchen.He stopped and looked at Charm to continue the topic just now, "Then how do you plan to repay me?"

"How do you want me to repay you?" Cancan asked.