Genius baby: Mommy has orders, daddy please respect yourself

The next day.

Cancan wakes up early in the morning, thinking of going to Qiao's old house today, she feels drowsy, even though she was tossed into the night by some beast last night.

After Cancan washed up, seeing a certain man still sleeping soundly in bed, she felt unbalanced for a while.

Charm stepped forward and pinched Qiao Muchen's nose, with a smirk on the corner of her mouth, waiting for someone to open her eyes due to suffocation.

But after waiting for a full minute, the man on the bed still didn't move.

Cancan frowned in confusion and moved closer to her face, reaching out her hand to shake in front of Qiao Muchen's monstrous facial features.

When she was about to retract her arm, the man grabbed her wrist, and then gently pulled her into his arms.

"Okay, Qiao Muchen, are you pretending to be asleep?" Cancan pushed Qiao Muchen away, got up from him, and kicked her twice in displeasure.

"Are you trying to murder your husband?" Qiao Muchen opened his sleepy eyes and looked at the woman standing in front of him like a dominatrix with her hands on her hips.

"Murder your whole family, get up quickly. We agreed to pick up our son today." Cancan took Qiao Muchen's shirt out of the closet, and put it on Qiao Muchen's bedside.

When Qiao Muchen washed up and went downstairs, he saw a certain woman standing at the door fully dressed.

"What are you still doing in a daze, let's go." Cancan waved to Qiao Muchen.

Looking at the clean dining table, Qiao Muchen asked Charm innocently, "Where is our breakfast?"

"Didn't you ask Mrs. Gui to go back to rest these two days?" Cancan frowned and looked at Qiao Muchen to explain.

Qiao Muchen's shirt sleeves were gently rolled up, with a suit jacket on his hands, he looked at Charm very lazily and joked with a disappointed tone, "I thought I would have a delicious breakfast of love when I woke up."

"Thank me, I'm telling you with facts that there is a gap between ideals and reality." Can can evoked a bright spring-like smile at Qiao Muchen.

The man shrugged, stepped forward and hugged the woman's shoulders indifferently, and said with a smile, "Well, that makes sense. Then we'll eat at Qiao's old house. There are quite a lot of servants over there, so we can have dinner along the way."

have dinner?
Qiao Muchen, are you kidding me?
Even with dinner, it's still a question of whether I can come out of your hometown alive! !
In the end, in order to avoid the possibility of her being eaten alive at Qiao's house, Charm still fried two poached eggs for Qiao Muchen.

Looking at Qiao Muchen's surprised expression, Cancan said with a guilty conscience, "Don't look at me with such eyes, I'm just an asshole!"

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On the car heading to Qiao's old house, Cancan thought for a while before looking at Qiao Muchen, "Do your parents have any hobbies?"

"Why did you suddenly think of asking this?"

"It's my first visit here, let's buy some gifts! Although I know your mother won't like it, but you won't be bombarded as soon as you walk in, right?" Charm looked at Qiao Muchen with lingering fear. But I didn't forget how inexplicable it was that I was slapped twice.

Qiao Muchen looked at the woman's expression of being afraid of well ropes after being bitten by a snake for ten years.There was a warm smile on the corner of his mouth, and he joked, "Is my mother a scourge? Will she eat you? Why are you so scared?"

"Your mother is not, but I am. I'm afraid I'll lose control and eat your mother. Or just stop at the shopping mall in front, and I'll go and see if there are any suitable gifts." Charm pointed at the shopping mall in front of her. Looking at Qiao Muchen.

Qiao Muchen said, "No need."

"Really not?"

"It's really not necessary!"

"Well, that's what you said. If you don't come out later as a shield, I'll... I'll show you to death!" Cancan looked at Qiao Muchen with a heroic expression.

Qiao Muchen was completely amused by his stupid wife, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

The relaxed atmosphere between the two came to an abrupt end when they arrived at Qiao's old house.

Qiao Muchen got out of the car, and the gentleman's help opened the door.

Cancan looked up at Qiao Muchen uncertainly, and then took a deep breath.

With the determination that the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man is gone forever, she got out of the car and patted Qiao Muchen's shoulder, "If I die bravely, please engrave Qiao Muchen's wife on my tombstone. Rong!"

"Let's go!" Qiao Muchen patted the woman's head speechlessly, and then handed the two gift boxes to Charm's hands.

Cancan looked at the box in astonishment, and finally set her gaze on Qiao Muchen, "When did you prepare it?"

"Just when you dreamed of begging for mercy."

"What?" Charm was quite angry.

Qiao Muchen smiled and grabbed Charm's shoulders, "I asked Xu Wei to prepare it."

That's more or less.

Cancan followed Qiao Muchen towards Qiao's mansion.

I saw a man in his sixties, dressed in a black suit, standing in front of the door and respectfully nodding to Cancan and Qiao Muchen, and then he announced to the room, "Ma'am, the young master is back."

She was really a well-trained housekeeper, knowing that Xu Min did not recognize her identity, so she simply forgot to say the young mistress.

Did Qiao Muchen bring air back?
Charm didn't feel aggrieved, but felt a little happy.

The two walked towards the hall, and before Chancan had time to observe the majestic museum-like home, she heard Xu Min's noble voice abruptly, "What are you doing back here? You're out with this woman, your god Don't you have a good day?"

Xu Min was wearing a wine red wool shawl, holding a white Persian cat in her hands, elegant and noble.

Qiao Muchen chuckled, and nodded in agreement, "That's a good suggestion."

"You want to piss me off, don't you?" Xu Min put the Persian cat in his hand into the pet basket. Although the tone of his mouth was not kind, his expression was quite gentle.

Cancan looked at Qiao Muchen calmly, and agreed, "That's right, you want to piss your mother off, don't you?"

Qiao Muchen looked at the woman, and couldn't help laughing in his heart, this woman is the one who wants to piss his mother off...

Cancan stepped forward, handed the things Qiao Muchen bought to Xu Min, and looked at Xu Min with some compliments due to juniors, "Mom, please accept it."

Xu Min glanced at Charm lightly, and didn't intend to take it, but said in a cold voice, "How can I laugh when I see you?"

At this time, Qiao Mingzong happened to come down from the upstairs with Guoguo, seeing this situation, Qiao Mingzong had no choice but to smooth things over and went forward to accept the charming gift.

Even though Cancan was thick-skinned, she couldn't bear the embarrassment.

Only then did Qiao Mingzong smile at Cancan and said, "This is a family, it's good that you and Muchen come back, what gifts do you bring?"

"Family, who is with this woman's family? Get lost!" Xu Min gathered her shawl and raised the corners of her lips with a bit of sarcasm.

Seeing this, Qiao Muchen was about to step forward, but saw that Can Can rolled up his sleeves inappropriately.

She sighed heavily, and her beautiful eyes fell on Qiao Muchen's body.

Xu Min didn't expect that Cancan could be so savage, she rolled her sleeves as if she was going to have a big fight.

She took a step back and looked at Charm, "What do you want to do? I said that the Qiao family doesn't have a daughter-in-law like you, so get the hell out of here!"

Cancan glanced at Xu Min, sighed helplessly, and then said to herself, "I can't help it, let's fight!"

Guoguo couldn't even understand what Charm meant, and when he was about to follow Qiao Muchen forward, he saw Charm sitting on the ground.Then, under the incomprehensible eyes of everyone, on the Persian carpet in the gorgeous living room, the movement was a little slow and rolled twice.

Her khaki-colored clothes, and her clumsy rolling motion, gave Qiao Muchen a sense of seeing Garfield rolling to the ground...

Everyone was in a state of shock and before they could react, Charm climbed up from the ground on her own.

She looked at Xu Min innocently and sincerely, "Mom, I'm getting lost..."

Along with the four words "cancan", there is an endless stream of people in the living room snorting and suffocating internal injuries.

Everyone wanted to laugh, but they didn't dare to laugh out loud when they saw Xu Min's face...

On the other hand, Qiao Muchen and Guoguo laughed out loud without any hesitation.

Even the housekeeper Lin next to him almost suffered from internal injuries. After living for so many years, he has heard of all kinds of things where a daughter-in-law came in and was made things difficult by her mother-in-law.

However, this is the first time he saw this daughter-in-law who rolled on the ground on the first day after entering the house...

Cancan looked at Qiao Muchen, who was laughing wildly, took a step, walked to Qiao Muchen's side, and lowered her voice, "Why are you laughing? You are the least qualified to laugh in the whole world! You wash the clothes when you go home!"

Qiao Mingzong liked this daughter-in-law quite a lot from the beginning, seeing that Cancan was already sitting for this position, he naturally wanted to help her talk.

So he looked at Cancan and said, "Since we're here, we'll go back after dinner. This family finally got together. Your mother has such a temper, so don't take it to heart."

"Uncle, don't worry, I have no worries."

"Pfft... my family is charming, it's not that you don't have a heart, but you don't have... other things, right?" Guoguo said halfway, paused, and quickly turned a corner.

Cancan frowned and looked at Guoguo, "Nothing?"

"I didn't say anything!" Guoguo rushed to Qiao Mingzong's side immediately, grabbed Qiao Mingzong's big hand and said, "Grandpa, let's continue playing chess."

Cancan looked at the backs of Guoguo and Qiao Mingzong leaving gracefully, and asked Qiao Muchen with doubts, "The kid said I don't grow?"

"Son said you don't have a brain!" Qiao Muchen said out of fear that the world would not be chaotic.

Cancan glared at Qiao Muchen, "That's right, he ate all my nutrition when I was pregnant with him, otherwise how do you think he became a genius? Cut..."

Charm glanced at Qiao Muchen with contempt, and before she had time to shudder, she saw Xu Min actually brought a kitchen knife from the kitchen, angrily walking towards her and Qiao Muchen in a straight line...