Super son-in-law of a beautiful president

"You think too much, where is the Hongmen Banquet?"

Hou Shijie shook his hair and smiled quite creepily.

"Isn't this considered a Hongmen Banquet?" Lu Ping pointed to the delicious dishes on the table: "It would cost tens of thousands with wine, so expensive."

Hou Shijie concentrated his attention: "You are not Liu Bang, and I am not Xiang Yu, nor Xiang Zhuang's sword dance."

Lu Ping glanced at Dahei: "Dahei has talked about so many unscrupulous things, isn't it considered a sword dance?"

The corner of Hou Shijie's mouth slightly raised: "Didn't it hurt you too? What are you afraid of?"

"I'm not afraid." Lu Ping emphasized: "I just feel that I've eaten enough and drunk enough wine. Since you're not Xiang Yu, he's not Xiang Zhuang, and there's no such thing as sword dancing, then I'll just leave. alright."

Said Lu Ping stood up.

He knew that Hou Shijie would not let him go easily.

After all, his goal has not been achieved yet.

Dahei stretched out an arm, with a fierce look on his face: "You dare to go out of this door and try!"

Has the fox tail finally come out?
Lu Ping smiled: "You can't stop me."

Dahei snorted coldly: "There is no one in this world that I can't stop."

"What are you doing, Dahei, be more polite!" Hou Shijie came over and helped Lu Ping sit down: "But he really didn't lie to you, he said that today is not a Hongmen banquet, but don't really turn Dahei into Xiangzhuang, Can't help but he really knows how to dance swords. Haha, come on, tell me about your lady Gong!"

Lu Ping asked back: "Young Master Hou, do you want me to be like Wang Peng, the seller for glory?"

"Hey, don't say it so badly!" Hou Shijie glanced at Wang Peng: "He is your ex, and it won't do you any harm if you learn more from him. But he is already useless to me now. card, you are qualified to be my master's trump card!"

Lu Pingdao: "You mean, let me lurk beside Gong Mengran and serve as your undercover agent?"

Hou Shijie raised his hair: "Smart! This is the theme of my banquet tonight! You are a smart person, and I don't talk nonsense. Your main task in the future is to observe all the movements of Miss Gong for me. Including her food, clothing, housing, use, and transportation. I will formulate and improve some plans based on these, and you are the number one supporting actor in the plan!"

"A plan? A plan to pick up girls? How about acting with you?"

"Smart! If you act well, your salary will be very high!"

"How high is it? Higher than the Himalayas? Mr. Hou, is it interesting to put in so much effort?" Lu Ping held his wine glass with a smile on his face. He really wanted to wake this guy up with a glass of wine.

Dahei took another step forward: "Why are you talking to Young Master Hou?"

"Get lost!" Hou Shijie glared at him, and continued to say with a smile on his face: "I won't talk nonsense, I have expressed my meaning very clearly. It will be really comfortable to hang out with this young master. I will give you time to think about it. After you figure it out, contact me in time, this is my contact information."

a business card.

A beautiful business card.

A limited edition special platinum business card.

This one cost no less than a few thousand.

After Hou Shijie threw down the business card, he raised his hair and stood up confidently.

He reached out and patted Lu Ping on the shoulder, and said, "If you can appear in my address book, your life will be extremely bright! Cars, houses, beautiful girls, I can match you with every word! These, just wait You say a word!"

Wang Peng watched with enthusiasm, he was worried for Lu Ping!

What is this kid still hesitating about?

Don't hesitate to express your opinion!As long as you make a statement, the car, house and beauties are all in your hands!

Where can I find such a bargain?I go!

"You don't have to wait, I can tell you now!" Lu Ping said flatly.

Wang Peng stretched out a thumb to Lu Ping, that's right, those who know practical things are the best.

Hou Shijie, who had already walked to the door, turned his head, flicked his hair, and smiled wickedly: "You finally got the hang of it, that's right, Dahei, you should contact me right away, mommy, beauty, everything will be arranged tonight Well, the standard must be high!"

Lu Ping snorted coldly: "Six words for you, take care of me early, stop early!"

Hou Shijie's expression changed drastically: "He... what does he mean?"

Dahei explained: "What else could he mean? He meant to tell you, young master, to stop thinking about Gong Mengran!"

"Is that what you mean?" Hou Shijie's tone changed, his face clouded over.

Dahei clenched his fists, his bones and joints creaked: "There is another meaning, he doesn't want to get out of this door safely tonight."

Hou Shijie twitched the corners of his mouth, with a sinister look on his face: "This is the correct answer! Dahei, I want to congratulate you. Now you have another dark thing to do, and you can tell more people about it in the future."

"That's not bad, er, you go first, young master. You have a noble status, and seeing blood is unlucky." Heizi suggested.

Hou Shijie beckoned to Wang Peng: "Let's go! Just teach a little driver, nothing interesting!"

Wang Peng followed.

Before going out, he gave Lu Ping a sympathetic look: "Don't pick up...a ​​pig..."

Wang Peng pulled out the poker cards in his mouth, and while spitting, hurriedly followed Hou Shijie.

Lu Ping felt that the days ahead were long, so he didn't catch up.

The hatred has not been pulled in place yet, let Hou Shijie have a little more time.

If you raise the knife again, you can produce more meat and more blood.

Dahei twisted the door lock with his backhand.

Lu Ping sat there and stuffed another cigarette into his mouth.

"Boy, you are toasting and not eating fine wine." Dahei sneered.

Lu Ping smiled: "You locked the door, how can you escape in a while?"

"You still want to run away? In front of me, Dahei, can you run away?" Dahei's face was gloomy, and he was terrified.

Lu Ping emphasized: "I'm talking about you nigger! You and I have no complaints, and I didn't want to embarrass you."

Dahei suddenly raised his head to the sky and shouted!
"Hahahaha!"

"You want to embarrass me Dahei, do you have the ability?"

"You dare to offend Young Master Hou. This is already a capital offense. Today is your unlucky day!"

"But it's not bad luck. I'm more kind than Erhei. At most, I'll let you cut off your limbs and use up your second son. Erhei is the same. He will cut off your limbs and cook them for you to taste! The taste , very delicious."

Dahei seemed to be completely liberated at the moment.

Hou Shijie was present just now, and his behavior was somewhat controlled.

But now he is unscrupulous.

Lu Ping chuckled: "Break hands and feet, and let people cut off children and grandchildren? Isn't that too cruel?"

Dahei said in a stern voice, "Why don't you think it's Heifeng Shuangsha? Do you think this name was chosen casually?"

Lu Ping curled his lips: "Big nigger, are you so proud of piracy? Black Wind Shuangsha is the title of Mei Chaofeng and his wife, Chen Xuanfeng with bronze corpse and Mei Chaofeng with iron corpse."

"The couple in the Legend of the Condor Heroes you mentioned?" Dahei smiled coldly: "Mei Chaofeng and the others live in the world of martial arts. They are myths written by writers and do not exist. But I, Dahei and Erhei, are alive and well." Standing in front of your eyes, we are the real version of the Black Wind Shuangsha!"

Lu Ping asked: "Do you know the Nine Yin White Bone Claw?"

"No!" Dahei said bluntly: "That's a kung fu that only women use, look here!"

It's too late to say it.

Dahei concentrated his arms and struck out with an elbow.

With a bang.

The ceramic teapot on the table was smashed into pieces by him.

His elbow was not hurt at all.

Before it was over, Dahei pulled another chair, raised his knees and pushed it against the surface of the chair.

Click!

The thick solid wood board splits instantly!

The elbow and the knee are two of the most important attacks in Muay Thai.

And Dahei has already practiced them to perfection.

"Dahei, it's your fault. The chairs and tableware in this hotel are very expensive. If you damage public property, you have to pay for it. You will pay for it later!" Lu Ping looked regretful.

"Huh?" Dahei felt that the expressions of each other were not on the same channel.

Dare I be busy for a long time, and you only see the 'compensation for damage to public property'?
Strength, speed, kung fu.

These are the key points, aren't you afraid?

This is really a hero who meets a scholar, unable to communicate!

This kid has been taught his brain badly by textbooks.

Forget it, don't scare him, just do nothing, this guy is not afraid according to the routine.

With a frown between his brows, Dahei gathered his arms together again.

Stand up and hit the elbow!

It's just that this time it's about people and not things.

The cloak dissipated the air with the force of a thousand catties, and the speed was extremely fast, and it directly hit Lu Ping's head.

That would be the effect of the watermelon being smashed open by a stone.

Skulls fractured, brains blossomed.

Nima, you should hide, I don't want to kill you so easily!
Seeing that the other party was still sitting there obediently, there was no intention of dodging at all.

Hei Feng was also furious, but his strength had already been released, so it would be difficult to take it back.

It wasn't until he was about to hit the opponent's head that Lu Ping gently raised his left hand to block Dahei's right elbow.

Hey, why can't we move forward?
Dahei felt as if his arms were blocked by a wall.

Startled, he immediately took half a step back, turned sideways, lifted his knees, and pushed Lu Ping's head up again.

The action is crisp and neat, without any fancy.

Um?what is he doing
Dahei saw Lu Ping wave his arm violently.

"Ouch!" Dahei hugged his thigh in pain, curled up and leaned against the wall.

Looking down, something was inserted into his thigh, and blood was flowing.

It was a chopstick!
Besides, it is a wooden ordinary chopsticks!
How fast and how strong is it necessary to insert a wooden stick more than ten centimeters into the thigh?
Besides, the big black thighs are not ordinary thighs.

It was a muscular, surprisingly boned, hard and flexible thigh.

Dahei finally didn't dare to underestimate the opponent's strength now.

He wanted to pull out the chopsticks, but it hurt and he couldn't pull it out.

"We have to settle the accounts. You were the one who broke the teapot and chair just now. The only thing I broke was this chopstick. So in terms of compensation, I also spent a lot of money. You paid a lot." Lu Ping looked at Dahei with a breezy smile.

Dahei looked at his thigh with a blank expression on his face.

It is true that the account is calculated like this, but I hurt the teapot and chair, not you!

My Dahei was seriously injured, and my leg was almost pierced.

suddenly.

Dahei's expression froze, he grabbed the chopsticks on his thigh, and used all his might.

Pull it out!Pull it out this time!
Dahei's face became a little more relaxed.

Lu Ping stared at his embarrassed face, and smiled: "Did you really pull it out? Look again, is it broken, okay? It's not my fault, it seems that I don't even have to pay for this chopstick , you also broke it!"

Dahei looked into his hand, and sure enough there was only half of it.

In other words, the other half is stuck in the thigh.

Dahei refused to be discouraged, suppressed the pain and said sharply: "I was careless just now, but now I won't!"

He concentrated his energy and was on the verge of firing.