Super son-in-law of a beautiful president

The face of the visitor changed, and what he was about to say swallowed back into his stomach.

I was gagged by the flying cards, and I couldn't do it unless I swallowed it.

The waitress looked shocked: "Mr. Lu, your throwing is too accurate, how did you practice?"

"You can practice more." Lu Ping said with a smile.

The visitor pulled out the poker cards from his mouth, and then changed into a smile: "It's my fault for letting Brother Lu wait for me, I apologize. Wow, Brother Lu, you are really handsome today, I..."

Whoosh!
Another poker card!

It was inserted into the person's mouth precisely!

Lu Ping gave him a blaming look.

When am I not handsome?
The visitor pulled out the card again, feeling a bit uneasy: "Brother Lu, your meeting gift is so special, I..."

Whoosh!
Again!
What's the matter, I'm so anxious that I'm about to cry.

This time, he was not in a hurry to argue, but looked at Lu Ping innocently.

"Don't you understand?" Lu Ping asked.

The visitor turned into a bitter face, shaking his head like a rattle.

"You keep saying 'I'm going' and 'I'm going'. I'm so annoyed, so before you open your mouth, I'll stop your mouth first! Do you have any objections?" Lu Ping showed another card, at any time Ready to launch again.

The person who came was Gong Mengran's former driver, Wang Peng.

The chubby, pretentious Wang Peng.

Lu Ping was very impressed.

Only then did Wang Peng tear off the card in his mouth again, and greeted him: "Brother Lu still remembers my mantra, hehe, the main reason is that it is difficult to change. It seems that Brother Lu has not forgotten brother. I..."

When the mantra was about to burst out habitually again, he saw that Lu Ping had already held the card in his hand.

"I... won't go." Wang Peng changed his words in time.

As witty as he is.

Lu Ping gave the waitress a wink.

The waitress exited the room knowingly.

"Don't ask why you asked me to come, I have something to ask you first." Lu Ping took out a cigarette and put it on.

Wang Peng smiled all over his face, showing his double chin: "Brother, tell me, tell me."

Lu Ping had a serious face: "The seller begged for glory, what should you do?"

Wang Peng was taken aback: "What are you selling... the seller is begging for glory, brother, what are you talking about? I... won't go."

"Do you dare to say that the eldest lady is a member of Yuxuan, and you didn't leak it?"

Lu Ping frowned tightly.

Wang Peng was dumbfounded: "This... this... how do you know?"

Lu Ping emphasized: "You defected to Mr. Hou, and told Mr. Hou all the habits, hobbies, life patterns, and personal information you know. Is it right?"

Wang Peng was already in a cold sweat: "You know this too?"

"So, behind the dinner, there is the dinner, and behind the host, there is the host." Lu Ping narrowed his eyes, and shouted towards the door: "Mr. Hou, since you are here, come in! Listen outside the door." , it's not very elegant."

Wang Peng was taken aback for a moment, and turned his head to look.

Hou Shijie came in from the outside clapping his hands.

He tilted his head and smiled.

"Wonderful! Wonderful! It seems that my young master really underestimated you!" Hou Shijie flicked his hair lightly, feeling full of elegance.

The strong and serious Dahei followed closely behind.

Lu Ping smiled: "Young Master Hou really took great pains to pursue our eldest lady!"

Wang Peng pulled a chair for Hou Shijie and helped him sit down.

Hou Shijie stroked his hair, and smiled freely: "Then on-point girl, who doesn't want to have sex? Tell me."

While shuffling the cards, Lu Ping said: "Because you are so generous to invite me to dinner, I still want to remind you kindly, don't provoke Gong Mengran, that girl, you can't afford to provoke her."

"Me? Can't afford to provoke you?" Hou Shijie took a breath and smiled more seriously.

Dahei, who was standing majestically at the door, snorted coldly: "Are you kidding! In the entire Yongzhou City, are there any people our young master dare not provoke? It's just that no one dares to provoke him!"

Lu Ping took a look at Dahei: "I heard it, you are the one who called me this afternoon."

Dahei raised his eyebrows: "It's me!"

Lu Ping looked disgusted: "You look really dark."

"What did you say?" Dahei stepped forward, ready to show color.

I am black and black, but it is not your turn to judge!
"Go! Dahei, why are you so fierce? People are right!" Hou Shijie glared at Dahei, and then smiled at Lu Ping: "You haven't seen, Erhei is even darker than him!"

"Really? Two brothers?" Lu Ping asked with a smile.

Hou Shijie shook his head: "That's not true, you've seen it before, last time in Lianhua!"

Lu Ping suddenly realized and nodded: "I remembered, those two who hit people in the mouth? That's true, they don't have the same routine, one has big eyes and the other has small eyes, one has a big mouth and thin lips, and the other has small and thick lips. It’s black, but I can’t see any similar genes.”

"Brother, it's so nice to chat with you." Hou Shijie grabbed Lu Ping's hand and said happily, "Actually, I want to tell you a secret, they were not born black."

Lu Ping asked, "That's because you often bask in the sun? It's not easy to be hurt by ultraviolet rays. How about finding a wife?"

Hou Shijie leaned close to Lu Ping's ear, and said softly, "It's the heart that gets dark first, and then the face that turns dark, do you understand?"

Lu Ping said with a smile: "This sounds a bit unpredictable."

"Wang Peng, go ask the waiter to serve the food!" Hou Shijie sent Wang Peng away, and then pointed at Dahei: "Dahei, come and tell this brother, what evil things have you done?" ?”

Dahei smiled: "Okay!"

"Brother Lu, let's listen to it while drinking tea. It's like listening to a song." Hou Shijie took a sip of tea first.

Lu Ping also picked up his teacup, savoring Hou Shijie's ulterior motives.

He seems to have guessed seven or eight points.

Dahei coughed twice and cleared his throat.

Then the voice became louder.

"When I was nine years old, my neighbor's 12-year-old brother laughed at me for being dark. I threw a brick down and smashed his dick. He hasn't found a wife yet."

"When I was 15 years old, I fell in love with a girl in school. I confessed to her but was rejected. In a fit of anger, I took some boys with me and tricked her into the woods...you can imagine what happened next Got it."

"When I was 17 years old, I slept with a little girl, whose stomach was enlarged by me. Her father brought people to find me. I beat her up and threw her into a stinky ditch..."

"I……"

Hou Shijie raised his hand impatiently: "Choose the point! Do you have the nerve to show off these petty troublemakers?"

Dahei thought for a while, and then said: "Let's start from the time I came back from Thailand. I was 22 years old that year. I fell in love with a martial arts gym that taught Muay Thai. I discussed with the owner of the gym to start a partnership. He didn't listen to me. Yes, I used an uppercut and a knee, knocked his jaw off, broke his ribs, and couldn't take care of himself, so the martial arts gym became mine."

"When I was 23 years old..."

"When I was 24 years old..."

"I started working with Young Master Hou at the age of 25. Brother Bao, the boss in Shenjing District, disrespected Young Master Hou. Erhei and I captured him and tied him to a tree for our young master to play darts. Now Brother Bao is still lying at home. Come on, you've got maggots all over your body."

"Since then, Erhei and I have gained a great reputation, and people in the rivers and lakes sang the nickname 'Heifeng Shuangsha'."

Dahei took a step back, indicating that the historical explanation of Heixin had come to an end.

"Is this the end?" Lu Ping glanced at Heizi.

Hou Shijie chuckled: "There's a lot more, I can't finish talking all day and night, so, later, a little bit."

Lu Ping took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth: "Young Master Hou, this is a show of power...you say I am just a small driver, you really don't want to let this black devil under your hand bring out so many dark things to scare people."

"Brother, you think too much, and you never mean it!" Hou Shijie emphasized: "Just listen to a song and cheer it up."

Lu Ping nodded: "That's good, that's good."

At this time, Wang Peng returned.

The waiters also started serving food.

But only Hou Shijie and Lu Ping sat at the dinner table.

Both Dahei and Wang Peng stood there respectfully, like two pug dogs.

In the rural dialect, this is called 'Baxikou'.

"What did brother Lu do before he became a driver for a beautiful lady in the palace?" Hou Shijie asked with great interest: "Maybe you might as well share your past and let me get to know you better, maybe it won't do you any harm .As long as I nod my head, you will be mine, and you will have everything on the golden road from now on!"

Lu Ping smacked his lips: "Even if I want to go to you, I'm afraid you won't dare to accept me."

Hou Shijie tossed his hair, and said confidently and freely: "I don't accept rice buckets, my son, tigers, leopards, wolves, ghosts, monsters, ghosts, ghosts, monsters, ghosts, monsters, ghosts, ghosts, ghosts, ghosts, ghosts, all of them are accepted, and I have a place to play here."

"Really, Young Master Hou?" Lu Ping smiled.

Hou Shijie nodded: "It's absolutely true!"

Lu Ping took a mouthful of food and chewed: "Then I will also follow Dahei's template and talk about my past. I started killing people at the age of 16. I only killed more than 100 people that year, and I reached a thousand at the age of 17... …By the time I was 21, I had tens of thousands of lives in my hands. Up to now, there should have been seven or eight hundred thousand? I didn’t count them, and I can’t remember the exact number. After all, there are too many. I I'm not good at arithmetic..."

When Hou Shijie heard this, he was already grinning from ear to ear: "Don't talk about it, brother, I have already discovered your strengths, that is, you can brag so much! Who did you learn from? Your master is afraid." Isn’t it among the five elements, the king of the galaxy, or the master of the universe? There must be no room for such a person on the earth.”

Wang Peng also laughed so hard that he almost lost his temper.

My bragging ability, Wang Peng, has surpassed the past and surpassed the present, and it is extraordinary and refined.

Listening to you blowing it today, it is really the pediatrics of the pediatrics.

Even if I want to be a teacher, my level is too far away.

Dahei usually had a serious smile, but now he was smiling with white teeth all over his face.

Often, a really awesome person, no matter what he says, others think he is bragging.

Actually not.

Hundreds of thousands of people died on the battlefield, which is already very conservative.

"I knew you wouldn't believe me, so I dare to say it." Lu Ping raised his wine glass: "Come on, Mr. Waiting, I will borrow your wine to ask you, is the Hongmen banquet you held today related to our eldest lady?" relation?"