Super son-in-law of a beautiful president

Chapter 270 Let Your Corpse Listen to My Teachings

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Cleverness is often mistaken for cleverness.

Even Lu Ping's peripheral vision couldn't escape Yu Zhen's thoughts.

When he kicked back with a back net, Lu Ping flew out and kicked it.

The copy net in Yu Zhen's hand flew into the air.

Lu Ping raised his hand to take it.

Yu Zhen was dumbfounded.

"Thank you." Lu Ping controlled the giant fish in the water with a pole in one hand, and sneaked the net into his hand with the other hand, and his movements were quite skillful.

Yu Zhen started to play tricks again, now that he has both hands in his hands, will he have more chances of winning if he sneaks up again?
He quickly calculated in his mind whether he could kick the opponent into the water with one kick.

The fish in the water was very strong and kept struggling with the line.

Lu Ping tried again and again, but he didn't dare to copy by force. In this case, he had to wait for the fish to be walked out of strength before copying the net to be sure.

Yu Zhen leaned forward, and the thought of attacking again was like an arrow on the string.

Lu Ping suddenly asked him: "Silly bald head, have you watched "Peerless Two Pride"?"

"You...why are you asking this?" Yu Zhen said in a daze.

Lu Ping smiled and said, "Did you know that there is a villain named Jiang Yulang who pretends to be smart in it."

"Of course I know, I'm a die-hard Jin Yong drama! I've watched every one of his dramas!" Although Yu Zhen didn't understand why Lu Ping asked this question, but the other party suddenly mentioned the plot of "Peerless Twins", which triggered Out of his inner feelings, he has watched this drama many times, and it is a good drama with a heart of chivalry.

Lu Ping turned his head and gave him a contemptuous look: ""Peerless Twins" was written by Gu Long, not Jin Yong!"

"Gu...Gu Long?" Yu Zhen pondered for a while, and suddenly realized: "Yes, it's Gu Long. I often confuse them, anyway, their writing is very good-looking. "Peerless Twins", Jiang Yulang, isn't that Jiangnan? Is he the son of the hero Jiang Biehe? Smart, handsome, and he's a second-generation hero."

"Oh, it's good to know." Lu Ping continued to walk his fish calmly, and stretched the net forward, ambush underwater: "Jiang Yulang is smart, but his biggest failure in life is meeting small fish Er, time and time again, always thinking of sneak attacking Xiao Yu'er, but which time did you succeed?"

Yu Zhen nodded: "That's true, Xiao Yu'er saw through it all."

Lu Ping continued: "In the end, I lost my life."

"You...you...are you targeting me?" Yu Zhen is also a smart person, he instantly understood what Lu Ping meant when he mentioned 'Jiang Yulang'.

Lu Ping smiled and said: "When I concentrate on fishing, I hate being disturbed by others. Yes, I have both hands busy now, and I have work to do. If you want to sneak attack again, just let the horse come over and try. But I want to Just to remind you, I am not a little fish, and I am not that kind-hearted. He never had the heart to kill Jiang Yulang again and again. If it were me, I would cut his heart and lungs out and dry him up. Let me see , In fact, the screenwriter made Jiang Yulang live so many more episodes for the sake of the plot."

ah?He... did he really see it?

Yu Zhen said with a shocked face: "You...don't judge a gentleman with a villain...don't worry, I...I won't attack you, but...but how is that possible, haha!"

Hmph, trying to scare me and keep me steady, how can I be fooled by you with my bald head?

Such a great opportunity for a sneak attack is no less than the strategic opportunity when Cao Cao attacked Yuan Shao to attack Wuchao. How can I sit idly by?
Rush over!
One kick can kick you into the water!
When Yu Zhen spoke, he had already put on his posture, and his body rushed over like an arrow off the string.

But as soon as he rushed, he suddenly couldn't move.

Not only can't move, but there is also a feeling of being restrained in the head.

Slowing down, he took a closer look, and it turned out that it was the copying net in Lu Ping's left hand that had already covered his entire head.

The speed was so fast that he was caught off guard.

The muscles on Yu Zhen's face were strangled and deformed, bursting out from the mesh.

"Facts have proved that you are indeed a villain! You are not as handsome as Jiang Yulang, you are not as handsome as Jiang Yulang, and your hair is not as thick as Jiang Yulang... Oh, I was wrong, you are not at all." Lu Ping turned his head and glanced at him: "But you are more shameless, meaner, and meaner than him!"

Yu Zhen made various struggling postures, trying to break free from the shackles of copying the net.

But the more he struggled, the tighter he felt.

"Go down to cool off, don't disturb me walking the fish!" Lu Ping pushed Yu Zhenyou into the water with his hand, and took the net back.

Yu Zhen plunged his whole body into the water, jumped a few times and then stood up.

Fortunately, the water on the riverside is not deep, only up to the waist.

He glanced at Lu Ping angrily, and then walked to the shore.

Lu Ping warned him: "Stay honestly in the water and don't move around. If you scare my fish off the hook and run away, I will hang you on the hook as a fish!"

"Hmph, are you afraid of you?" Yu Zhen calmed down after getting into the water, but calmed down, took a handful of water, washed his face, and plunged his whole head into the water to wash his bald head, then exclaimed Said: "It's cool, it's so cool, it's so cool! I really want to take off my clothes and swim in the water."

"Okay, I'll make it happen for you in a while." Lu Ping saw that the fish in the water struggled harder after being frightened by Yu Zhen, and started to scurry around. He couldn't help feeling angry.

Don't cut the thread.

I, Lu Ping, haven't caught such a big fish for a long time.

But often the more you are afraid of something, the more things will come.

Boom!
The tip of the fishing rod in Lu Ping's hand was suddenly lifted into the air.

The line is broken!
The fish ran away!
"Haha! Haha!" Yu Zhen gloated in the water: "It deserves it! It's a good run, a good run, with such a small line group fishing, it's no wonder if the fish doesn't run away!"

Lu Ping was slightly surprised: "You're quite an expert, it seems that you have also fished before?"

Yu Zhen raised his head: "The biggest fish I caught weighed more than 100 catties!"

Lu Ping asked: "How much is 100 catties? Master, I have never caught such a big freshwater fish... How many catties do you have?"

"I...you don't care what the weight of my weight is, I'm talking about fish! You're running away from the fish, you can't fish!" Yu Zhen didn't take advantage of the sneak attack, and now he finally took advantage of his mouth.

Lu Ping put down the fishing rod and net in his hand, and said with a regretful face: "Baldhead Zhen, you scare away the fish that I have worked so hard for a long time. You have to be responsible. After finishing the accounts with you, I will continue fishing." .”

"Haha! I've never seen such an idiot like you. The fish still ran away after a long time in the sun... Haha." Yu Zhen washed his neck with the river water again, and then started to go ashore.

Lu Ping smiled and said, "If the fish runs away, you can catch it again, if you don't run away, it's fine."

After landing on the shore, Yu Zhen shook his head and tailed the water on his body, and said, "Kill you, your car, your fishing equipment, belong to me. I will let you lie next to me, and I will teach you how to fish with a bald head and shaking hands." Haha, it seems to be wrong, it should be your dead body lying there listening, learning the skill of fishing well, maybe Yama is also a fishing fan, when you go to report, you can give you extra points and assign you to a good A little department."

"It's quite humorous." Lu Ping smiled and patted the bait residue on his hands.

Yu Zhen took a few steps forward and confronted Lu Ping with his wet body.

How dare he remain calm?
Lu Ping mourned for him for a moment in his heart.

Although the fish was not caught in the end, fighting was inevitable.

It's just their own thoughts.

Lu Ping turned his head and glanced at the water, feeling a little regretful in his heart. Just now, the fish felt very strong, and the fish weighed at least twenty or thirty catties... What a pity.

"Stay there and don't move, let me kill you with my bare hands!"

Yu Zhen assumed a fighting stance, concentrating on stepping forward smoothly, approaching, approaching again.

Lu Ping stood upright, like a majestic Mount Tai, as calm as a breeze, and his heart was like still water.

brush!
Yu Zhen jumped up suddenly.

He launched the most ferocious offensive from the very beginning.

To be exact, Yu Zhen's personal skills are good, his fists and feet are sharp, he does it in one go, he has speed and strength, which seems to be better than the saber technique he used back then.

But Lu Ping expressed no pressure.

Under the parry, he seldom counterattacked, but adopted the tactics of playing dragons and bugs, dodging at the first provocation.

And in Yu Zhen's moves, it seems that there are more and more shadows of Shaolin Temple.

What iron sand palm, yin and yang fingers, eagle claw kung fu, wind chasing palm, running board and pipa boxing... Dozens of kung fu methods were used by him superbly and vividly.

But what is the use?
Lu Ping's response had no tricks or routines, and it could be easily solved even with a few blind gestures.

So just five or six minutes later, Yu Zhen was almost at the end of his rope.

People are always tired.

Although he had never been so tired before.

Yu Zhen's strength and speed gradually weakened, and the sound of panting continued to intensify.

But at this moment, Lu Ping seemed to have not even moved his body.

Nothing more, just play with him for a while.

But in the process of fighting, Yu Zhen became more and more absent-minded, his eyes would look around from time to time, and he didn't know what he was looking at.

Lu Ping just sees through but doesn't tell the truth.

Yu Zhen struggled to exert all his strength, why couldn't he see that the other party had been giving way to him, giving way to him...

Until Lu Ping no longer dodged, but stood still.

Yu Zhen panicked instead.

The fist that had already been swung out was abruptly taken back by him.

"Sakuboro Wall!"

"Sakuboro Wall!"

"Sakuboro Wall!"

After Yu Zhen retreated to a safe position, he yelled three times.

"Scream, scream!" Lu Ping didn't have the time to play with him anymore, and started to attack on his own initiative.

Unexpectedly, Yu Zhen, who had been aggressively threatening to kill Lu Ping all this time, saw that the other party started to fight back, so he yelled 'Shagu Bolang Wall' loudly, turned around and ran away!
Still the same, like to run away!

This is still a big boss who is feared in the world!
I bother!

Lu Ping pursued decisively.

Last time, Yu Zhen escaped by chance, but this time, can he still escape?It's the wrong time, the right place, the people are not friendly, and there are no windows here.

Seeing that Lu Ping was about to catch up, Yu Zhen stretched out his hand to his waist!
This guy is going to sprinkle that white powder again?

The last time this guy used this trick at a critical moment to distract Lu Ping, he jumped out of the window.

But how could Lu Ping trip over the same stone twice?
A whirling and flying leg swept over.

Before Wei Zhen could shake out the powder, he slammed him down to the ground.

Yu Zhen lay down on the ground and gnawed a mouthful of sand, his back felt like a big stone hit him, it hurt so badly.

A piece of white powder splashed all over the ground around him, which was particularly conspicuous.

"Puff puff……"

"Sakuboro Wall!"

After Yu Zhen spat out a few mouthfuls of dust, he yelled again weakly.

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