Classic Villain Rescue Station

The quoted paragraph is quite pictorial in terms of wording and sentence making, which Luo Wei does not want to recall, because associating Brother Diao in front of him with such a scene, he feels that the whole person is not good. What has been experienced can distort such a worldview.

In other words, the old man Monkey King also suffered the greatest mental blow in his life in Shituoling. The gods of the heavens could not hurt him, the Laojun Dan furnace could not melt him, the Buddha mountain could not crush him, and the chanting could not beat him. To break him, Shituoling taught him how to be a human being, and made him feel powerless as a pawn.He refused to accept, his momentum was completely vented, he was almost completely paralyzed, alas.

With complicated emotions, Luo Wei briefly recounted the plot of the TV series version of Shituoling, and as expected, Brother Diao sneered: "If the Peacock is still alive, I heard that someone arranged him like this, you don't have enough in this city to fill him Gap."

This is very possible. Tathagata himself admits that his family's Buddha mother is a good eater, and Tathagata became a fruit because he was eaten by this guy.

But Brother Diao's next words directly calmed the atmosphere: "What kind of bird and bodhisattva do you think the Tathagata old boy is holding back, what a fart, the mother of the Buddha, ha ha, it's a joke, the peacock on the majestic man's body was dissected by a little reptile It is a great shame and humiliation to be ridiculed for being a mother."

It was only then that Luo Wei remembered that it was no wonder that the "Peacock Princess" part of the show was very awkward at the time. All the people in the zoo who can open their screens are obviously males, okay?

It’s no wonder that in Journey to the West, only the name of the Buddha Mother Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva was mentioned in Tathagata’s mouth, but there was no other news about the deity from the beginning to the end, and when he was enshrined in Zen at the end, there was no such thing in the list from beginning to end. According to Brother Diao, the peacock actually died a long time ago, and she was still named as a lady, and was given the title of Wei Guangzheng, which was insulting and insulting, and died aggrieved.

Luo Wei sighed unceasingly, but Zhang Wenyuan, who was still not in the mood and had other thoughts, became anxious. He had already winked several times to remind him of the time.

Luo Wei was also afraid of delays, and it seemed that the more the friends paid attention to them, the more they got ahead of them. They simply ignored the lawsuit they could not solve, and drove straight to the South Beach Pier without looking back.

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Yingtianmen Street in Suitang District is one of the three streets among the "three streets, two blocks and one mile" in Tuanlonggang City. It is named after Yingtianmen, the main entrance of Ziwei Palace Scenic Spot in Luoyang City in Sui and Tang Dynasties. Its popularity can be imagined.

The location that Fotou and Luo Wei made an appointment for was in the deserted place on the westernmost side of Yingtianmen Street. They didn’t say the house number or the name of the store. They just said it was a three-story tea house, and it was easy to get there. see you.

Isn't it? The four big characters on the cover are simple and rude "Uncle Li's Tea Lao", which makes it difficult for people not to know whose business it is.As for business of a similar nature, you have to separate out a tea house, tea house, tea shop, tea house, tea house, tea house, this is the vulgar taste of you and other lower Liba people.

When we arrived at the opposite side of "Uncle Li's tea house", what Luo Wei followed behind had turned into a couple of golden boys and jade girls.The reason is that last night when Zhang Wenyuan wanted to understand and went back to look for him, Zhishan and Sun Luban, the culprits, listened to him.

These two overly lively lolis, both of whom are under 30 together, probably have similar ages, similar personalities, and similar hobbies. When they met in the villa on the first day of junior high school, they almost turned the entire villa upside down.Fortunately, these two are not long-term masters. They often vowed to help feed the fish a few minutes ago. After a few minutes, they can only see a lonely fish food bowl by the pond. The two sisters have already run to the scaffolding on the construction site. Played "Rock Climbing".

Luo Wei was going to lead Zhang Wenyuan out of the island, and it was suspected that he was going to fight with his future father-in-law. It was unreasonable not to join in the fun with such an interesting event, so the two of them went to the South Beach pier before dawn. After seeing Luo Wei and his party, they stalked Those who beat badly and threaten must follow.

As for why there were only one man and one woman left when Mao arrived, it was because the younger Zhishan couldn't walk as soon as he arrived in such a bustling place like Yingtianmen Street, and dragged Sun Luban to leave the team and go shopping by himself.

How can Luo Wei agree, but this time the two ladies seem to have a disagreement, the same stubborn temperament, Zhishan belongs to the "stubborn", Sun Luban is more inclined to "bad", she also wants to go shopping, but in comparison, It is more important to watch the excitement and do things.

The two ladies broke up because of this. Zhishan said that he was playing with his own when he was angry, and he would not listen to any persuasion. How could Luo Wei let this ancestor run around? As a last resort, he had to give up his own defense force, please Guan Cheng Follow Zhishan and catch people.

Looking at the gate of the teahouse, Luo Wei took a deep breath, turned his head and finally confirmed with Sun Luban: "You promise not to cause trouble, you promise not to hurt others first, and you will protect my safety and follow my instructions."

Sun Luban didn't raise his head, and fondly groped for the cowhide case with the nine-section brass whip that he bought in a traditional cold weapon specialty store off Yingtianmen Street: "I see, you are annoying or not, my old lady agreed." There has never been a back-and-forth.”

In this way, Luo Wei resolutely stepped into "Uncle Li's teahouse" with the left golden boy and the right jade girl.

The buildings on Yingtianmen Street all imitate the style of the Sui and Tang Dynasties. They are rigorous, cheerful, gorgeous and dignified.Uncle Li Teahouse also follows this style, but it is a rare three-story building.

As soon as Luo Wei entered the door, he was stopped by a square-faced man in snow-white practice clothes. The man squinted and glanced at the faces of the three of them one by one. Do not give way.

Luo Wei also knew that he was in the wrong. First, he was quarreled with by Brother Diao and Yan Xiaoniu, and then he was tossed twice by Zhishan and Sun Luban. He must have been late, so he licked his face and said guiltily: "Brother, I know I'm late, it's really..." It's really hard for him to sum it up in one or two sentences.

The square-faced men didn't give him room to continue, and raised their chins one by one: "You Luo Wei, you Zhang Wenyuan, you..." Then they waited for Sun Luban's answer.

Since she was born, no one has spoken to this aunt in such a tone. Sun Luban narrowed his eyes, and saw that he was about to draw a whip. The face-faced man smiled apologetically: "The little girl has a bad temper and is ignorant. She is my distant little cousin named Sun Dahu."

Sun Luban rolled his eyes directly, but fortunately he didn't refute it for the sake of saving face.

The square-faced man first twitched his mouth because of the name, then glanced at the leather case on Sun Luban's waist, and didn't say anything else.

At this time, there was a creaking sound from the wooden stairs, and Luo Wei opened his eyes to see that it was the boss of the Buddha who walked down slowly: "Did you come?"

Luo Wei was startled by his unsalty attitude, could it be that Uncle Li is really like some big bosses, who can't see people who are late?
Unexpectedly, the Buddha-headed boss stepped forward a few steps forward, put his hands on Zhang Wenyuan's shoulders, and caressed the slightly wrinkled skirt for him: "You guys came a step late, if you were a few minutes earlier, you wouldn't be... hey... "

Luo Wei was a little anxious when he saw that he was hesitant to speak, maybe Mr. Zhang was killed before he saw his future father-in-law!
The boss of the Buddha head sighed again: "I can't help you anymore," pointing to the generous face in white clothes next to him, "Please third brother Bai lead them upstairs." Turning his head and looking at Zhang Wenyuan again, "You guys, ask yourself How blessed."

For some unknown reason, Uncle Li kicked out the boss from the upcoming "Hongmen Banquet" and replaced Bai Sange to guard the gate on the first floor.Luo Wei walked up the creaking stairs with a feeling of apprehension.He regretted it very much at the moment, and didn't fight for Mao himself. At least if the two combat powers of Guan Cheng and Zhishan were there, he would be able to protect himself a little more.

The stairs are on the outermost side, the first floor is dark at the moment, and he can't see clearly, the second floor is open and bright, it is a very traditional teahouse big stage, go to the third floor, the scope of the building is only a small half, the rest It's a huge terrace.

There is an Eight Immortals table in the middle of the terrace.The tea has been brewed, and the hot air is curling up, and the half circle of delicate tea cups is surrounded by a set of simple and elegant purple clay tea set.There are two old men sitting facing each other beside the Eight Immortals table, one of them is a thin and dry little old man, wearing a black cape on his head, which is the style of Li Bai, the poet fairy that everyone is more familiar with, except that the two drooping ones on the back of his head are missing. There is a pair of black sunglasses on it, which looks like a magic stick walking around the streets; the other has the same generous face as the third brother Bai who led them up, and is also dressed in snow-white exercise clothes. In his seventies, he is full of energy.

On the east side of the terrace, there is a miniature garden landscaping, the water wheel is turning around, and a Taihu stone as tall as a person stands next to it.There are two small horses under the Taihu stone, and an uncle dressed like a hedgehog is sitting on one of them with an erhu in his arms, playing the background music mournfully.

Third Brother Bai whispered a few words into the ear of the square-faced old man next to the Eight Immortals table, and then stood behind the place where there was no one between them.Luo Wei swept the faces of the old man with a square face and the old man with a magic stick, but he couldn't tell which one was the legendary Uncle Li.

The old man with a square face has a high appearance, and his demeanor is very bossy. The problem is that he seems to be a little older, and there is at least a 50-year age difference with Li Xiaoning.Li Xiaoning also has a younger brother who is six or seven years younger than her. If he were Uncle Li, he would be a bit fierce with his old age and old age!Of course, the possibility of being an old man is not ruled out.

In contrast, although the old man's age is too old, it is still within the normal and reasonable range.It's just that lonely, empty, invincible master who sees through everything, put on such an old-fashioned attire, it reveals an aura that needs to be beaten from all sides.

Luo Wei was still observing, but the square-faced old man spoke first: "Mr. Luo, Mr. Zhang, sit down!"

"Easy to say, easy to say."

Zhang Wenyuan was very generous and chose the seat in front of Third Brother Bai on the far side and sat down.Luo Wei was in a bit of trouble. Just as he was about to sit down, Sun Luban kicked his ass away, and his aunt and grandma slammed into the seat.He looked around awkwardly, and the entire terrace was evacuated without a single extra chair.